I could generate a lot of sympathy for this person, if it were not for the fact, that my wife of 29 years is involved in a relationship with one of "them" and I can see our marriage going down the shitter.It will be over soon if a drastic turn around does not take place quick.I dont think there is anyone here that knows what this feels like to a man,that is haveing your wife taken from you by a woman.If it were another man I would just shrug and say "I was looking fore someone when I found you"and that would be it,but this is different.
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"If it were another man I would just shrug and say "I was looking fore someone when I found you"and that would be it,but this is different."
Yeah I'd feel sorry for you if you weren't such a tool. Getting cheated on sucks, your wife leaving you sucks, but saying that it's different because it's a woman and then venting out your impotent, homophobic rage is another. Hope you remain devastatingly lonely for the rest of your life.
I think my husband would be delighted if I was having an affair with another woman, he'd to join in or at least watch.
I honestly think he'd be more upset if I was screwing another guy.
"honey, I've been sleeping with another man"
*homicidal rage*
"honey, I've been sleeping with another woman"
"...can I watch?"
But seriously, if this story is true his wife probably didnt wanna admit she was gay and married an idiotic bigot to prove her straightness. Somehow I doubt a FC member was the best spouse and I hope she's happy without him.
> one of "them"
Ooh, tell me, tell me! Is it the Priory of Sion? The Illuminati? PLO? CIA? The Postal Office? One World Government? The Militant Wing of the International Museum Association?
> that is haveing your wife taken from you by a woman.
Aww, something ordinary like that. And to think I got enthusiastic over that! Hmm, I was going to ask you to try to get us conspiracy enthusiasts a copy of the alleged Homosexual Agenda, but everyone knows it doesn't exist.
This reminds me a lot of that SNL skit making fun of Brokeback mountain. "Hey everybody, my wives a rug doctor!"
Cowgirl 1: My husband drove me here.
Cowgirl 2: Mine did too.
Cowgirl 1: He's over there.
Cowgirl 2: Mine is two.
*cuts to two cowboys snickering in the bushes.*
involved in a relationship with one of "them"
Your wife is having a relationship with one of the gigantic radiation-enlarged ants? That might be a good thing, with her persuasion, you could move out of those giant sugar caves and get a job as foreman.
So...your wife came out of the closet, and left you, so this woman is undeserving of your sympathy. You, sir, are an asshole of epic proportions.
My fiance is bi and when we were still dating I showed up at her apartment to surprise her and she was in bed with another woman. She lept up, surprised and embarassed apologizing...I just unzipped my pants and all was forgiven. :D
Why the fuck is this guy complaining? Oh wait....Probably couldn't satisfy her.
Sorry you got jilted, but I don't think it would feel good in any instance.
But look at it this way: it's not you, it really is her. She just likes dames. No man was ever going to be enough for her. If she'd left you for a man you'd wonder what he has that you don't.
"I could generate a lot of sympathy for this person, if it were not for the fact, that my wife of 29 years is involved in a relationship with one of "them" and I can see our marriage going down the shitter."
The lack of self-examination is pitiful and hilarious at the same time.
Cassandra wrote:
"Hmm, I was going to ask you to try to get us conspiracy enthusiasts a copy of the alleged Homosexual Agenda, but everyone knows it doesn't exist."
Oh no?
The Homosexual Agenda!
If it were another man I would just shrug and say "I was looking fore someone when I found you"and that would be it
I think I found out why she's leaving you, champ.
It hurts to be left for someone else. I don't wish that for anybody.
But now it's time to man up and admit either (1) your wife is a closet lesbian/bisexual, or (2) your marriage needed serious work that you failed to put into it.
Stop whining, get a divorce, wish her well and get on with your life. Maybe you'll meet a really cute guy.
Awwww ......
Whats the matter, won't she let you share?
Think of it this way, how bad did this guy have to be to turn his wife off of men completely
Yes, I know it doesn't work that way, but it's like cutting 3" off their dick when you say it
Hey, I just followed that link and saw what he was actually talking about -- I didn't realize he has trouble sympathizing with a lesbian getting gang-raped because his wife's in a relationship with one of "them".
Hey, why stop there? Why not deny the rights of all women? Or just ones with the same color eyes as your wife? Or size 10 jeans? Wtf is wrong with you?
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