"(masturbation through intercourse: loving, though abusing)" So, God is masturbating when we fuck? Or is God not just screwing us, but raping us (lovingly)? Or are we raping God when we masturbate? What are you trying to say here? This makes even less sense than the rest.
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Holy Threesome? Or is it a gang bang, considering the whole Trinity thing? Then shouldn't an orgy be the holiest thing of all?
Jesus loves me (but I make him wear a condom).
Jesus is coming! (Are you swallowing that?)
God loves me (in the butt!)
So Jesus isn't just watching you masturbate, he's participating?
Maybe this is why so many people cry out, "Oh God, oh God," in bed? Of course, calling out the name of another lover is such a faux pas...
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"Come now, son, let's invite the Holy Spirit in," said the priest to the altar boy.
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Okay, I'm done. (Should I wait for God to finish, too?)
... okay, really, that was the last one.