Fed funded porno in elementary education thru high school
Well, since porno is fundie for comprehensive sex education, that's probably fairly true. Try middle school through high school, though.
legalized drugs
Yes, and if you'd pull your head out of your ass and actually think about things, you'd realize that legalizing drugs would probably actually reduce use, at least for hardcore drugs.
no marriage
Wait, I thought you guys were terrified of gays getting married. How does that fit in?
school would start at age 2
No, because anyone who has a basic understanding of psychology (i.e. not you) understands that children that young cant learn anything.
euthanasia for the elderly
If you're talking about assisted suicide, yes, of course. Everyone has the right to die a decent death instead of lingering in pain for months. If you're talking about forced euthanasia, not so much.
euthanasia for the young - post abortion
O RLY?
socialism
Since that's fundie for "not letting the corporations own everything and do whatever the fuck they want," yes.
declining population
There's this little thing called overpopulation, maybe you're heard of it.
real global warming
lol wut? So basically, you're saying that an atheist government would just magically cause global temperatures to increase? K...
high suicide rates
Yeah, except not.
no fathers
lol wut? How does that even work?
community focus
OH NOEZ! NOT CARING ABOUT PEOPLE BESIDES YOURSELF! ANYTHING BUT THAT!
individual neglect
Examples plz
fewer inventions
Fail.
less poetry
lol Epic fail.
big government
There's a difference between big government and effective government. Also, I count things like wiretapping as "big government."
less freedom
O RLY?
no individual rights
I thought those were what you were terrified of. Like the individual right of gays to marry.
criminal ruling class
You mean like Karl Rove and Dick Cheney?
pro-animals
Not even gonna bother.
anti-children
Because nothing says parental love like threatening a 7 year old with eternal torture.
viagra for everyone!
Really? Sweet! Where can I get mine? Oh, wait, you just made that up, didnt you?