Kids are harrassing me in school because I am atheist! What should I do?
Answer : Accept Jesus as your Savior.
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To Oreo, what version of Jesus?
To the kid asking, start reciting all the contradictions, the horror and murder in the bible, and tell them you can't follow such a vicious, genocidal religion. Then say "Have a nice day!"
Accepting Jesus as your savior is the answer to everything in school. If you want to be cool or ace your tests. In state testing I always made a new bubble "(E) Jesus is my savior, your esoteric knowledge is irrelevant when I reach heaven and rejoice as you burn in hell".
I always got fantastic grades.
stoat100: Not necessarily. Kids would rip Harry Potter stickers off my binder at school and tell me I was going to hell. Teacher refused to do anything about it because 'she had no proof.'
that being said... oreo, you're stupid.
Kids are harrassing me in school because of my intelligence, analytical mind, and ability to use logic. What should I do?
Answer: Accept Jesus as your savior (and he'll save you from all that reason and logic and intelligence nonsense, and teach you that the true way is the path of ignorance.)
In fairness, the original question didn't ask "What do I do to get them to stop bothering me?" -- so the answerer took advantage of an open-ended question. I'm sure he was aware that it wasn't the sort of answer that the questioner was looking for, but I'll give him some credit for creative literal-mindedness.
~David D.G.
The real answer should be:
Go to Australia, we don't give two shits.
@doomie 22:
Don't you mean "Kids are harassing me in school because I am not suicidal! What should I do? "
I was one of those kids who was constantly harassed throughout school simply for being "weird", and the staff NEVER does anything to stop it. If all the kids are doing teasing and being annoying as fuck, then there's no way the school will actually do anything further than trying to talk to them, which won't work.
Assholes like this fundie are one of the reasons kids can get away with being abusive little shits.
Or do what many, maybe even mosts Atheists do: (especially in the Bible Belt)Pretend you're Christian. It's easier when you're inside to find the others who don't believe anyway but would never announce it.
Even when I was young, in public school I avoided declaring it. I gave up on the act in high school though and only made a few waves. But that's an Ontario boy talking here, I do feel for the Southern enlightened folk.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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