Low cholesterol and its link to infertility. Keep in mind the big picture. Satan hates God. And Satan and God have been at war for 6,000 years. God's plan is fill the world with kids. [...] Satan, of course, wants the opposite. He wants to reduce the world's population to zero as soon as possible. And so Satan is going to work towards reduction of the population and lowering cholesterol is good way of doing that.
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Atkins for Jesus.
Seriously though. How is that your argument Kent? You offer no link between a low cholesterol diet and infertility at all. You're just saying: God is good, Satan is bad. God likes babies, therefore Satan hates babies. And then you throw in cholesterol randomly into there and hope the people reading this are stupid enough to think this counts as proof.
Who said Satan wants to reduce the world population to zero? That would put him out of business.
You know, Kent, heavy smoking, heavy drinking and, well, just being heavy will help you get to heaven faster. Remember, Satan wants you to stay here, God wants to meet you in heaven.
Point to Osiris.
He hasn't figured out that god and satan are the same dude. His argument is equivalent to punching himself repeatedly in the head.
One, two, cha cha cha...
Is it that boring in the rest home, Kent?
Say there Kent, if the battle between God and Satan is over the souls of man, why the hell would Satan want the population to decline? That's fewer opportunities to corrupt and claim souls and more obvious opportunities to say you are full of poo poo.
I dunno, he sounds like he knows what he's talking about. He does have a PhD, you know.
I have to agree. The man does have a PhD, so he's probably qualified to make health recommendations.
I know that I, for one, trust his advice.
@[b]Necronomikron
Don't forget that Kunt wHorvind is in jail, so whatever he is taking, is probably taken rectally, forcefully, repeatedly, against his will.
I dunno, he sounds like he knows what he's talking about. He does have a PhD, you know.
...In Christian education, not science or medicine, and from unaccredited diploma mills at that. But hey, one PhD's as good as another.
(That was mild sarcasm, for the sarcasm impaired; prison food is probably high in cholesterol)
I was actually starting to pity Mr. Hovind before I read this.
To be honest, I still pity him. He has so strongly convinced himself of the stuff that he believes in - it's the same pity that you give to one who strongly believes in a flat earth. You sort of shake your head and hope to keep him out of any position of power.
Right, so the church's policy of keeping priests and nuns celibate is actually the work of teh debbul?
-- oh and...http://www.gotquestions.org/gluttony-sin.html Proverbs 23:20-21 warns us, "Do not join those who drink too much wine or gorge themselves on meat, for drunkards and gluttons become poor, and drowsiness clothes them in rags." Proverbs 28:7 declares, "He who keeps the law is a discerning son, but a companion of gluttons disgraces his father." Proverbs 23:2 proclaims, "put a knife to your throat if you are given to gluttony."
LOLZHOVINDINPRISON!
I haz cheezbuggah
Lower cholesterol is good, but Satan is lowering cholesterol, but lower cholesteral also lowers your chances of heart attacks but Satan wants us to die but he's lowering cholesteral anyway....Must stop thinking. Listen to Kent...Must inform my doctor, he is doing Satan's work. I think. I have a headache. Is aspirin satanic?
6,000 years? Is that so? Now why aren't dinosaurs mentioned in the Bible if that's so?
God wants a kindergarten?
Satan wants a porn cinema - kids not allowed - ?
What would Satan gain by having a world population of zero. Wouldn't that mean that we would all have to stop fucking, become non-breeder homosexuals? (Some gays are fathers and mothers, you know - some good friends of mine!)
And to think, this is all down to cholesterol! Is cholesterold also a 'cure' for homosexuality?
Pardon me. I need to ROTF to LMAO!
I've never heard of someone's doctor telling them the reason you can't get pregnant is your cholesterol is too low - eat more cheeseburgers. I've heard of a correlation between low cholesterol and cancer, but I think that applies to people whose cholesterol is naturally very low, not to people taking Lipitor.
"Wait ... is Hovind in league with Brother Randy? I think we should be told!" ... Nnnnnnnnice
I think a better way to keep population figures up might be to try to create and distribute enough food for the far too many people that are already on this planet but hey, that's just me.
Soooo, Kent's advocating heart attacks for dino-riding Jesus?
*looks at Bro. Randy*
Y'know what? Go right ahead. I can't stop ya.
(Unfortunately for him, if you're grossly overweight, you're less likely to attract a mate. But let's not tell the fundies, eh?)
@Ranger Joe
Lamb of God are rulage
What Kent probably heard:
"Abnormally low levels of cholesterol can lead to reduced levels of sex hormones."
How Kent interpreted it:
"BACON CHEESEBURGERS FOR JESUS!!!"
This sounds like a mental barrier Jailbird Hovind has 'erected' so that when he swallows load after load of semen, he feels his life will better for it, instead of having to face the harsh truth of prison rape...
So, we have...
God: allows babies to be born without brains.
Satan: Wants to lower your cholesterol.
... and I thought Hovind's creationism was nutty. I think he's finally gone full-blown-aluminium-foil-helmet.
It's all part of the plot involving atheist evolutionist doctors to get rid of Christians. First they try to prevent conceptions, then they push abortion, then if that doesn't work they vaccinate babies with fetal tissue and poison.
I bet they're terrified that Hovind discovered their sinister plot.
So all those trendy diets like South Beach and Atkins are a tool of Satan? Ha! I knew it! >D
But seriously though, screw you Kent, you big fatass you.
Yeah, well high cholesterol leads to cheery things like heart attacks, but so long as they live long enough to crank out a brood, eh?
This reminds me of a monologue I used to use for auditions. It was from a play called Portrait of the Virgin Mary Feeding the Dinosaurs , and it started out with Satan proclaiming "Thou Shalt Not Kill" -- because that would leave nobody left for Satan to hang out with.
Seriously, though, Kent (along with the large majority of Christian fundies) is anti-Bible here. In the Bible, Satan is the (non-fallen, still-obedient) angel of temptation, nothing more or less.
The two extreme opposite goals you describe, population extinction and unconstrained, indefinite growth, are equally stupid. Both would ultimately bring about the ruination of humanity, even if the human species itself found a way to survive in the latter case.
The only sensible, sustainable and ultimately humane course of action is to determine and achieve a population density that makes optimal use of the planet's finite resources to maximise the happiness and potential of that entire population, and then maintain homeostasis at that point.
Asimov put it plainly: "...democracy cannot survive overpopulation. Human dignity cannot survive it. Convenience and decency cannot survive it. As you put more and more people into the world, the value of life not only declines, it disappears. It doesn't matter if someone dies. The more people there are the less one individual matters."
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