I consider moslem soulless vampires who get sustenance from killing non-moslems while mooching and living off the labor of the Real Humans around the world.
They have proven me right time and time again.
The cannot be talked to, they cannot be reasoned with.
I avoid them like the plague but if one of them gets in my way, all bets are off.
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"They cannot be talked to, they cannot be reasoned with."
You just keep reading my mind, Gummah.
Ha ha, no. That's what you'd LIKE to do.
What you'll actually do is quietly open your cash register and make change for the quiet Pakistani couple while hoping they don't see your shaking hands and trembling lower lip. Then you'll shamble through the rest of your Waffle House shift mumbling through your beard, until you can clock out and scurry home where you'll get online and whine on Moonbattery to your fellow morons about how you bravely intend to snub the next evil, soulless Mooslim you see while swilling down Natty Light until you pass out drunk in front of your computer wearing only your stained, holey underwear.
"I avoid them like the plague but if one of them gets in my way, all bets are off."
Oh, please.
If you ever met a Muslim you'd wet yourself and cower in the corner.
"I consider moslem soulless vampires"
Maybe it's a generational thing, but I don't consider vampires much, whatever their religion and whether or not they have souls.
Funny thing,
I often eat at a returant owned and run by muslims.
They work hard to make great food, and not one of them has ever killed a non-muslim.
They seem to get sustenance from eating lots of beans, rice, turnip, and chicken... smothered in curry.
it's not muslims the problem. most are very nice.
it's the extremist minority, who incidentaly behave the exact same way as any other extremist: yell loudly and become a bogeyman of society.
examples: christian taliban to atheists
taliban to 'muricans
ultraorthodox jews to tel aviv residents (avivites?)
the list is long and boring. as a personnal aside, both muslims i have daily dealings with are perfectly normal. one very pious and helpful (helped me get a fine grade in a exam concerning sunni doctrine) the other as nonreligious as you can get, great to have around and very smart as well.
only difference between both? one doesn't pray, the other follows the tenets of the quran (the real ones. no "burka this, sharia that" he explained that that was due to the toppling of the shah in the 20th century)
anywho, ummah gummah is an idiot, who like most racists has no contact whatsoever about his bogeymen. one question: if he thinks all muslims are terrorists, why do people join up, and why was that faith created and has lasted since the early 7th century?
tl;dr: the vocal minority is always the problem. tolerance and knowledge are keys to peace
"They"? I kind of doubt that all the worlds diverse and factional Muslims join together to form some sort of super-Muslim-o-tron, like something out of a bad transformers rip off.
Perchance are you pulling this from the Journal of Rectally Derived Facts? I mean, call me naive, but interactions I've had with Muslims have been, uh, kind of like interactions with people who aren't Muslim. Hell, my ex is Muslim, and the only problem I had with her was that she dumped me.
Hint: Try treating people like people, rather than pigeon holing them into broad fucking categories that allows you to proclaim that your belief in your Fairy of Death is better than their slightly different belief in their Fairy of Death.
"I consider Jews soulless vampires who get sustenance from killing non-Jews while mooching and living off the labor of the Real Humans around the world."
See how easy it is to expose your hateful Islamophobia for the bigoted tripe it is?
Muslims cannot, under any circumstance, consume blood, and long pork is no more halal than the other kind. So, about this vampire thing...
And yet, over and over again, we see Muslim demonstrations in the light of day, and none of those people ever seem to catch fire from the sun.
Nor are they afraid of crosses, garlic, or holy water.
Perhaps you should turn off Buffy and go outside once in a while, Umby Gumby.
But dude, you've never even met one though. Fox News doesn't count as proof of anything.
I avoid them like the plague but if one of them gets in my way, all bets are off.
All bets on you pissing yourself and running like a frightened child whenever you see a brown person with any sort of beard?
I consider moonbats brainless ogres who live by mooching off welfare money from blue states. They have proven me right time and time again.
The cannot be talked to, they cannot be reasoned with.
So I ask them questions they can't answer without looking like retards, then point an laugh at their cognitive dissonance.
I avoid them like the plague but if one of them gets in my way, all bets are off...I am running straight to the safety of my mother's basement and soiling myself.
There. I finished it for you.
I consider moslem soulless vampires who get sustenance from killing non-moslems
Unlike the cold, soulless idiots on Moonbattery who dream of killing people who practice other religions.
At least they don't sparkle.
Yeah, I know, old joke is old, but I couldn't resist.
Also, "Vampire Moslems" would be a great name for a band.
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