"When angels raise their wings, powerful force fields such as hurricanes and jet streams are created."
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When Persephone returns to Hades, Demeter mourns and we experience winter.
This explanation of a natural event is just as valid as yours.
So that's why hurricanes hit the bible belt, there's more angels there obviously.
It's so simple only a retard could of thought of it.
No, no, no, no, no, I refuse to believe in the 21st century someone actually believes this, it's gotta be a Poe.
So how big are angels, anyway? Giant sized, man sized, or only big enough so that an undisclosed number of them can dance on the head of a pin?
See, not only is this shit not scientific, it's not even in the bible. So even by their own meagre standards, it's a pile of fail.
Oh, that's what happens when they raise their "wings", okey doke! Larry "got" Wood, go home now and do that sort of thing in private.
This is surprisingly close to the plot of a Peter F Hamilton sci-fi novel (an author I can heartily recommend, by the way, even if he does quite irritatingly get his commas and semi-colons confused from time to time).
According to the biblical definition of the Ophanim, the Wheels, which are the clockwork motions of physics in the universe, this is not only true but in no way contradicts any science. It's just not any kind of science itself, being experimentally unverifiable.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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