"Bring back some respectable family values"
Does the name John Major* ring any bells, pal? 'Back to Basics', and all that jazz?
"Why do we have to suffer 'gay pride' festivals ?"
I'm straight as a laser, and I think they're great celebrations of LGBT life. They don't affect me in the slightest. What's your problem?
"Would I be allowed to organise a 'straight pride' festival ?"
Go ahead. Nobody's stopping you.
"If homosexuality is natural, as we are forced to believe"
And you lot, if you had your way, would force the rest of us to believe in a 'God' & 'Jesus'. Is that natural? Fortunately, the vast majority of we in Britain aren't right-wing fundy Americunts who obsess over religion. And the UK will never be, neither. Thank fuck for the likes of Richard Dawkins.
Checkmate.
*- And it was revealed he was having an affair with one of his party's MP's, Edwina Currie. That's as in Conservative Party. Which he was not only leader of, but was Prime Minister at the time. Preaching 'Back to Basics'. A married, family man. Oh yes, Conservative values indeed. [/sarcasm]
So, not for nothing did true Conservatism die with Edward Heath's passing away.