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i've taken evolution/anthropology classes too. so if patrick ewing [a basketball player] and bill gates fall into a salt mine together, i one million years when thier fossils are found, they'll say that one is human and one is ape right?

scot ruckoldt, No Answers in Genesis! 27 Comments [4/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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tehcrzy

Doubt it, somehow

6/4/2008 9:34:24 AM



This belongs in "racists say the darnedest things".

6/13/2008 8:15:14 PM

Brian X

/hits scot in the teeth with a brick

6/14/2008 1:36:14 AM

GigaGuess

Seeing how they'll both have similar bone structure, I doubt it.

6/14/2008 2:15:39 AM

ID82

Idiot, if I show you the skeleton of a black man and a white man I doubt you'd be able to tell the difference.

6/14/2008 2:26:40 AM

Reverend Jeremiah

Um..no. even though all humans are in the ape classification just like all humans are in the vertebrate classsification.. the way you make it sound is as if calling a black man a monkey is what we do..nope, only fundies do that now.

9/5/2008 12:07:47 AM

Darwin

They're both apes you racist asshole. Die in a fire.

9/5/2008 12:14:25 AM

Natasha

I thought he meant that Bill Gates was the ape until I read the comments.

9/5/2008 12:31:22 AM

Moondog

(Future anthropololgist examines both skeletons) "Both appear to be the same, 206 bones, and 32 teeth each, minus 4 wisdom teeth. Yep, these are definitelsy the same species." (Finds speculation they'll be two different species) "Racist asshole."

9/5/2008 1:11:53 AM

Quantum Mechanic

"i've taken evolution/anthropology classes too."

Sure you have.

1/1/2011 1:56:47 PM

Quantum Mechanic

Wrong.

3/8/2011 2:40:52 PM

towey

someone should email this to patrick ewing

3/21/2011 7:14:02 AM

Anon-e-moose

List! What is yon sound in the distance? Why, it's the sound of all the Professors of Anthropology, Biology and Archaeology in the world laughing their tits off at you!


3/21/2011 8:43:40 AM

jas43

what?
really?

this cant be real lololol

3/21/2011 9:15:12 AM

Quantum Mechanic

"i've taken evolution/anthropology classes too."

No.
And you didn't take English, either.

6/15/2011 11:24:03 AM

JohnTheAtheist

They woudln't fossilize in a salt mine. You need water, dumbass.

6/15/2011 11:38:20 AM

rw23

I've never heard of Patrick Ewing, but would I be right in guessing that he's black?

Racist fuckwit. Racist "I've taken evolution / anthropology classes" lying fuckwit.

6/15/2011 4:28:52 PM

Crimson Lizard

Yeah, Patrick Ewing's black. And if scot here took any anthropology classes, it's obvious he slept right through them.

11/29/2012 11:21:45 AM

Blarghonius

Fundie AND racist. You're a real winner, scot.

11/29/2012 4:00:21 PM

anti-nonsense

I bet you failed those classes, on the off chance you actually took any, you racist fuckwit.

11/29/2012 4:02:05 PM

Quantum Mechanic

no

4/22/2013 10:44:01 PM

TheImperfect

Was this before or after RSTDT was added?

11/4/2013 9:08:49 PM

Swede

No, they would say that both are apes, silly.

Mr Ewing is black, right? You do know that the blackness is in the skin and the hair, right? The skin and hair will probably be gone in a million years.

11/5/2013 12:41:46 AM

Justanotheratheist

If Scot and a turd fell into a salt mine together, one million years from now they'll be saying they found two turds.

11/6/2013 5:52:47 AM

Sasha

C'mon, Gates isn't THAT ugly.

11/6/2013 1:29:33 PM
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