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When I am commanded by leaders such as Rev. Falwell, or Rev. Robertson, or Rev. Graham, I will do nothing but obey. I am a follower of the Greatest and most Honorable man alive, President George W. Bush. I can't tell you, hf-for life, how thankful I am to be alive in this greatest and heroic era defined by such a Champion. I thank Jesus Christ for it everyday.

Black Light D, ProChoiceTalk.com 47 Comments [7/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Redhunter

Must be hard to type with your head so far up everybody's ass. If you think that these folks, are the epitome of honour and greatness, then your insides must be made from the twisted, rotting, vines of self-deceit and eternal blindness. I'm a loving, pious mother-fucking servant of god compared to lying scumbags like robertson and bush. To accept and love without condition people that have proven their abilities to exploit third world countries for profit shows just how far removed from reality you really are. If you love being commanded by leaders so much, volunteer for ditch patrol in Kirkuk. Mindless fucking drone.

6/16/2006 8:50:23 AM

Crosis

<<< When I am commanded by leaders such as Rev. Falwell, or Rev. Robertson, or Rev. Graham, I will do nothing but obey. >>>

That is the scariest thing I've read today, including about 50 other posts on this board.

<<< I am a follower of the Greatest and most Honorable man alive, President George W. Bush. >>>

And that's the second scariest.

6/17/2006 3:32:47 AM

Julian

Holy fuck - how much did you get when you donated your brain to science?

6/18/2006 6:28:04 AM

Ringwraith

I call Poe.

4/15/2007 3:12:06 PM

CrazyRoper

I actually vomited a little in my mouth after reading this

4/15/2007 4:29:54 PM

Sinner

its people like this that allow totalitarianism to rise

4/15/2007 4:44:48 PM

Darwin

Put down the pills...

Step away from the pills...

What the fuck does this idiot do if Falwell, Robertson, Graham, and shrub ever disagree on something?

4/15/2007 4:48:18 PM

The_Boids

If you had a voice like Rev. Falwell's, Rev. Robertson's, Rev. Graham's or George Bush's and this guy's phone number you could have a blast!

4/15/2007 4:59:17 PM

Ambrielle

Poe. Too extreme not to be.

4/15/2007 5:03:29 PM

Puck

The FoxNews subliminal messaging department can chalk up another win!

4/15/2007 5:09:59 PM

Raggy

What's Poe? All I got is some American poet.

4/15/2007 5:11:42 PM

Grungust

This can't be real. If it is, my faith in humanity just hit an all time low.

4/15/2007 5:40:26 PM

DrWeird

Words fail me...I can only use a picture...


4/15/2007 7:23:51 PM

Shvetz

David Kuo disagrees...

4/15/2007 8:42:09 PM

anti-nonsense

Wow do you have herpes from kissing people's asses so much?

4/15/2007 9:16:30 PM

Brian X

Out of the four people mentioned above, only Graham (by whom I assume he means Billy and not his idiot son Franklin) is even remotely honorable. Doesn't mean I like what he has to say, but he's at least a good man.

4/15/2007 9:26:32 PM

richard skidmark

Naaaaaaaaaa

Graham's a POS, too.
He just hides it better.

4/15/2007 9:28:54 PM

Patrick

Horrifying.

4/15/2007 10:07:50 PM

Wet Walnuts

Read the rest of the post...I'm not so sure this is a case of Poe's law or not.

4/15/2007 10:33:37 PM

Doctor Whom

I read a later post by the same person. This is such a Poe.

4/15/2007 10:52:38 PM

TB Tabby



The greatest and most honorable man alive, ladies and gentlemen.

4/15/2007 10:58:09 PM

Sandman

But...but....but Falwell, Robertson, Grahm, and Bush have proclaimed contrary things! Which one do you follow then...?

4/15/2007 11:11:27 PM



I think this dude would feel right at home in a totalitarian dictatorship.

11/7/2007 3:56:36 PM

US Grant

There is a minefield in Iraq that needs clearing.

11/11/2007 3:20:53 PM

aqualung

I am a follower of the Greatest and most Honorable man alive, President George W. Bush.

O RLY? According to your Bible you're going to hell for worshiping someone who isn't God. HAHA!

11/11/2007 6:09:02 PM
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