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When I am commanded by leaders such as Rev. Falwell, or Rev. Robertson, or Rev. Graham, I will do nothing but obey. I am a follower of the Greatest and most Honorable man alive, President George W. Bush. I can't tell you, hf-for life, how thankful I am to be alive in this greatest and heroic era defined by such a Champion. I thank Jesus Christ for it everyday.

Black Light D, ProChoiceTalk.com 46 Comments [7/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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#43898
Redhunter

Must be hard to type with your head so far up everybody's ass. If you think that these folks, are the epitome of honour and greatness, then your insides must be made from the twisted, rotting, vines of self-deceit and eternal blindness. I'm a loving, pious mother-fucking servant of god compared to lying scumbags like robertson and bush. To accept and love without condition people that have proven their abilities to exploit third world countries for profit shows just how far removed from reality you really are. If you love being commanded by leaders so much, volunteer for ditch patrol in Kirkuk. Mindless fucking drone.

6/16/2006 8:50:23 AM
#44055
Crosis

<<< When I am commanded by leaders such as Rev. Falwell, or Rev. Robertson, or Rev. Graham, I will do nothing but obey. >>>

That is the scariest thing I've read today, including about 50 other posts on this board.

<<< I am a follower of the Greatest and most Honorable man alive, President George W. Bush. >>>

And that's the second scariest.

6/17/2006 3:32:47 AM
#44226
Julian

Holy fuck - how much did you get when you donated your brain to science?

6/18/2006 6:28:04 AM
#210163
Ringwraith

I call Poe.

4/15/2007 3:12:06 PM
#210208
CrazyRoper

I actually vomited a little in my mouth after reading this

4/15/2007 4:29:54 PM
#210218
Sinner

its people like this that allow totalitarianism to rise

4/15/2007 4:44:48 PM
#210220
Darwin

Put down the pills...

Step away from the pills...

What the fuck does this idiot do if Falwell, Robertson, Graham, and shrub ever disagree on something?

4/15/2007 4:48:18 PM
#210233
The_Boids

If you had a voice like Rev. Falwell's, Rev. Robertson's, Rev. Graham's or George Bush's and this guy's phone number you could have a blast!

4/15/2007 4:59:17 PM
#210235
Ambrielle

Poe. Too extreme not to be.

4/15/2007 5:03:29 PM
#210239
Puck

The FoxNews subliminal messaging department can chalk up another win!

4/15/2007 5:09:59 PM
#210242
Raggy

What's Poe? All I got is some American poet.

4/15/2007 5:11:42 PM
#210257
Grungust

This can't be real. If it is, my faith in humanity just hit an all time low.

4/15/2007 5:40:26 PM
#210295
DrWeird

Words fail me...I can only use a picture...


4/15/2007 7:23:51 PM
#210351
Shvetz

David Kuo disagrees...

4/15/2007 8:42:09 PM
#210379
anti-nonsense

Wow do you have herpes from kissing people's asses so much?

4/15/2007 9:16:30 PM
#210390
Brian X

Out of the four people mentioned above, only Graham (by whom I assume he means Billy and not his idiot son Franklin) is even remotely honorable. Doesn't mean I like what he has to say, but he's at least a good man.

4/15/2007 9:26:32 PM
#210393
richard skidmark

Naaaaaaaaaa

Graham's a POS, too.
He just hides it better.

4/15/2007 9:28:54 PM
#210424
Patrick

Horrifying.

4/15/2007 10:07:50 PM
#210441
Wet Walnuts

Read the rest of the post...I'm not so sure this is a case of Poe's law or not.

4/15/2007 10:33:37 PM
#210457
Doctor Whom

I read a later post by the same person. This is such a Poe.

4/15/2007 10:52:38 PM
#210461
TB Tabby



The greatest and most honorable man alive, ladies and gentlemen.

4/15/2007 10:58:09 PM
#210468
Sandman

But...but....but Falwell, Robertson, Grahm, and Bush have proclaimed contrary things! Which one do you follow then...?

4/15/2007 11:11:27 PM
#329765


I think this dude would feel right at home in a totalitarian dictatorship.

11/7/2007 3:56:36 PM
#332942
US Grant

There is a minefield in Iraq that needs clearing.

11/11/2007 3:20:53 PM
#333038
aqualung

I am a follower of the Greatest and most Honorable man alive, President George W. Bush.

O RLY? According to your Bible you're going to hell for worshiping someone who isn't God. HAHA!

11/11/2007 6:09:02 PM
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