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Every Friday at High School Football Games
all across Texas, A Prayer is said in the locker
room by BOTH Teams led by the Coach.
then the WHOLE Stadium stands for the
National Anthem followed by a
Prayer led by a Preacher or Deacon.
Usually "Our Father"
Texan's don't fool around when it
comes to GOD or JESUS..
I've seen people get punched out
for disrepect when it comes to GOD
and The Flag! :thumbsup:

That's the way it should be!

Easyrider, Hardcore Politics 70 Comments [3/30/2008 9:21:16 PM]
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Fish

Personally, I like living in the 21st century, what with the freedom of speech, thought and belief etc.

3/30/2008 9:26:05 PM

Razark

Every Friday across Texas, good music gets prempted for high school football games on the radio.

Texas isn't exactly the yardstick by which I would judge the world.

3/30/2008 9:26:10 PM

Nibien

I wonder why everything thinks Texas is full of uneducated dolts.

I shall ponder this question for a time to come.

3/30/2008 9:26:11 PM

ArmandT

Which is part of the reason why Texas scares me.

3/30/2008 9:31:39 PM

Goosey

You do realise that you personally are the reason the rest of the world hates America, Easyrider?

Way to go.

3/30/2008 9:35:15 PM

Jack Bauer

Tell me, when does construction of the camps actually start?

Have you started recruiting the security staff yet? Try 'The Todt Organisation' - they are in Yellow Pages.

I'd get my orders for Zyklon B in early, if I were you. It seems there has been a sudden increase in demand.

3/30/2008 9:40:26 PM

Madame Scarlet

Yep, we should all be a bunch of ignorant, hateful, violent rednecks. Sounds AWESOME.

(Note: I'm not saying everyone in Texas is an ignorant, hateful, violent redneck, just the ones who think like Easyrider.)

3/30/2008 9:40:34 PM

Sick_Of_Fundy_Shit

"Every Friday at High School Football Games
all across Texas, A Prayer is said in the locker
room by BOTH Teams led by the Coach."

And usually one team ends up beating the other. Either your god plays favourites (nothing new there), or all this praying amounts to everyone talking gibberish to themselves.

Which is it, I wonder?

"I've seen people get punched out
for disrepect when it comes to GOD
and The Flag! :thumbsup:

That's the way it should be!"

Yeah -- violence for Jayzus! That'll show them hippies who's got the religion of tolerance and peace!

3/30/2008 9:41:43 PM

mkb

Good for the guy that it wasn't Hawaii...

http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=46828

3/30/2008 9:43:47 PM

Old Viking

Sounds god-pleasing to me.

3/30/2008 9:59:57 PM

approximate

As long as it's confined to Texas.

3/30/2008 10:18:06 PM

cheese007

Having been to a High-School football game in Texas, I can tell you right now that you're bullshitting, specifically about the public prayer part.

3/30/2008 10:31:02 PM

Happymealungen

Fascism for jesus!

3/30/2008 10:33:42 PM

Grand Archblasphemer of York

That's right...we should brutally pummel everyone who is not mindlessly obedient to the majority religion, and who fails to assimilate into the universal state of lobotomized patriotism. Jihad bless America!

3/30/2008 10:38:50 PM

LOLKILLZ

Texas if friggin awesome, and what he said is totally untrue, at least in Huston, Austin, Dallas...all the places that mean anything.

3/30/2008 10:44:00 PM

Osiris

Ah Texas. Sometimes I wonder how things would have turned out if you stayed your own country. Probably be a third world hell hole by now.

3/30/2008 10:48:04 PM

DinDC

This IDIOCY requires that I am very ASSURED about MY CAP LOCKS, because I KNOW that FOOTball teams in TEXAS make LIFE better EVERYwhere in the WORLD and my CAPLOCKS are ensuring the UNIVERSE'S betterment because I'm FROM Texas and MY utterances ARE from TEXAS and therefore BETTER and SHIT - I"M FROM FUCKIN' TEXAS, DAMMIT, so we play FOOTball and GOD is INVOLVED and then there is THAT FLAG and, dammit, I am from TEXAS and, and, and, and...

(Wife's commit - Are you done yet?)

(Neighbours' comments -1) Is that stupid horse done fucking his wife?
2) What the fuck is that braying shit from next door?




3/30/2008 10:56:41 PM

Empress of Zind

Sieg Heil mein Fußball!

(Yes, I know Fußball is soccer, but it fit so well).

I like the way the post is formatted. It's like a poem. A poem of batshit insanity.

3/30/2008 11:00:36 PM

Antichrist

If God answers prayers, why is it that both teams don't win? If that happened, I'd definitely start believing he existed.

And punching out someone for disrespecting God? Yeah that's the way to show his love, isn't it.

3/30/2008 11:11:06 PM

JustinGG

And at these high schools they teach nothing about sentence structure, paragraph formation, grammar, punctuation, capitalization, or punctuation I take it?

3/30/2008 11:14:28 PM

FMG

Really? What if they do not want to pray? Atheists can play American Football too. I mean if you are not letting atheists play... then we have a problem.

When I played rugby for my uni, some guys would pray. I would go tape my hands up and prepare for the game by keeping busy to calm me down. Different people have different ways.

3/30/2008 11:20:25 PM

t3h_fuhr3r

Jeebus gives you a new commandment that you love one another as he has loved you - It's not really new, since he did that before he got nailed to a tree.
You guys take more than 2000 years to listen to him, eh?

3/30/2008 11:20:29 PM

sakura

I'm from Texas and I disrespect god all the damn time. Why shouldn't I? Even IF there was a god out there, the sorry prick's done nothing to fix this world that he supposedly created. What a twat.

3/30/2008 11:42:50 PM

cyborgtroy

The team was later disqualified for cheating, and being idiots by praying for something as trivial as high school football.

3/30/2008 11:56:32 PM

quantumbrewer

Pray in privacy, Jesus said so, do it!

3/31/2008 12:05:29 AM
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