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... man should never take other ppl's lives in their own hands unless God told them to do it.

a christian, Kyle Givler Teens' Board 9 Comments [8/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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They call me V

Aaaand as we know, "God told me to do it" is a perfectly good legal defense in most states.

11/1/2007 4:45:14 AM

maxedout

Son of Sam, the Yorkshire Ripper & many others agree

11/1/2007 7:48:33 PM

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11/1/2007 8:40:44 PM

God

This is the last time I will talk to anyone. So anybody saying I told them something is a fucking liar and will be thrown into my lake of chemically pure capsaicin*.

*The electric bill for the fire was ASTRONOMICAL and I think it contributed to global warming. sry.

11/1/2007 11:09:28 PM

Tempus

@God: s'awright. It kept an ice age from coming on.

11/2/2007 12:55:47 AM

Alois Shickelgruber

"God told them to do it."

That was Al Quaeda's excuse.

11/2/2007 3:40:26 AM

Viva

Unfortunately the world is full of idiots who belive that god told them to do exactly that.


11/2/2007 5:09:15 AM

Renon

You know you've gone crazy when your God happens to hate all the same people YOU DO.

3/13/2011 1:44:33 PM

Philbert McAdamia

Whenever I see one of these I picture Telly Savalas as A.J. Maggot in The Dirty Dozen, slashing the party girl's throat, and ruining the whole party.

3/13/2011 1:50:45 PM
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