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USA is corrupted by the jesuits & freemasons and they are very scared of the truth speakers such as Kent Hovind. These secret societies control everything in the USA and can stage anyone guilty for anything.

Lauri Koivula, Free Hovind 19 Comments [4/4/2008 1:19:27 AM]
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Old Viking

Hovind frightens a great many people.

4/4/2008 1:50:29 AM

Empress of Zind

Wow. That's the first Jesuit conspiracy theory I've seen.

4/4/2008 2:21:17 AM

Antichrist

The IRS is not a secret society.

4/4/2008 2:23:16 AM

agentCDE

"So, my fellow Jesuits, we've come to an agreement with the Freemasons. That Hovind bastard has got to go."
"But what're we going to do? How can we get rid of him?"
"Oh, I've got that all figured out... We're going to frame him for the most heinous crime of all... tax evasion!"

BUM BUM BUM!

4/4/2008 4:41:11 AM

Falyne

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPgbUnTuA24

You're a fucktaaaaaaaaard, aren't you Kent?

4/4/2008 11:00:16 AM

Falyne

Your Imperial Majesty of Zind,

Jack Chick's chock full of Jesuit conspiracies, and I've seen them elsewhere in the fundynet. It follows (in their eyes) from the identification of the Whore of Babylon with the Catholic Church.

Here's Chick's Alberto Rivera comic, which is based on this random guy who claimed to have been a Jesuit and to have left the order to spread the news of how the Jesuits were responsible for the Nazis, Communism, and Islam, and how the Jesuit Order infiltrates Protestant churches and has the name of every Protestant in the world in a giant supercomputer under the Vatican. Yeah.

http://www.chick.com/reading/comics/0112/albertoindex.asp

4/4/2008 11:07:26 AM

aaa

Onko noita tääläkin?

4/4/2008 11:55:36 AM



Except some freakish guys in internet like you, who don't have but to use a computer. How funny.

4/4/2008 12:09:47 PM

Empress of Zind

@Falyne: Thanx. I always like learning about more cracked-out conspiracy theories.

Does anyone else get the image of all the different groups that are supposed to CONTROL THE WORLD all muscling for control amongst themselves? "Hey, Illuminati, WE'RE the ones controlling people through the international banking system! Step off and go bother the Reptilians!"

4/4/2008 12:22:21 PM

Moondog

Fudies looove conspiracy theories. The radio reverends on shortwave shovel out one after another. The New World Order, Masons, North American Union,... Secret societies? Every American town has 'em! Masons, not to mention the Elks, the Odd Fellows, Rotary International,...

4/5/2008 2:13:28 AM

Taktiikka

Oh hell no, theres retarded Hovind-marks here in Finland too?!?

4/5/2008 3:16:31 PM

Blayze Kohime

If I ever go postal, I'm going to say that Jesuits framed me.

4/8/2008 6:05:42 PM

nfp

Believe what you want, kids, but you can't fake Hovind BrandTM Stupidity.


4/11/2008 4:55:47 AM

WMDKitty

Dude... what?

4/13/2008 7:02:17 PM

tmr

There is nothing secret about the IRS. They will nail your ass and they are not exactly quiet about that...ask Hovind, he'll tell you.


4/18/2008 5:50:36 PM

Jay-Sus

Since when did the IRS become a secret society? Get your facts straight before you use the internet dumbass.

7/25/2008 8:35:04 AM

Pedantic Speaker

@Empress of Zind:
'Foucalt's Pendulum' was about that sort of thing.

4/29/2011 4:09:38 AM

Colgate

Golly Gee! I'm a Freemason and I'm not the least scared of Kent Hovind. Is there something wrong with me??? Pls advise!!!

5/3/2011 10:34:55 AM

DevilHunter


Hovind is certainly a truth speaker and very likely was framed for his so called crime. But I think the evolutioNazis were responsible rather than the Freemasons or Jesuits

5/3/2011 12:02:37 PM
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