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Quote# 41614

So... if you had a choice in the end of days?
What group of people are you taking out first? I'm going for the gays first.

How's Your Wife and My Kid?, Yahoo Answers 41 Comments [6/25/2008 2:12:59 PM]
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Submitted By: shadow12615
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Bluefinger


6/25/2008 2:14:03 PM

Me

Two thousand years after one man was nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be to be nice to people for a change, you want to start killing people to celebrate Jesus' second coming.

You're a cunt.

And your question has been deleted so obviously Yahoo thinks you're a cunt too.

6/25/2008 2:17:31 PM

Allegory for Jesus

Christian love...

6/25/2008 2:17:42 PM

Scooby71

Can we nominate the fundies?

6/25/2008 2:20:29 PM

mockeldritch

I'm sure they'd be more than happy if you pick somewhere nice to take them out to. A good restaurant, perhaps a lovely park.

I think I'd choose the Baptists. Such interesting people. Definitely good for a lively conversation.

6/25/2008 2:22:27 PM

emau99

Mass murder for Jesus? You're a hypocrite of the worst kind.

6/25/2008 2:33:48 PM

Xotan

Sicko!

6/25/2008 2:34:13 PM

Son of a Nonymous

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

6/25/2008 2:35:28 PM

aaa

And you are on my hitlist.

6/25/2008 2:50:05 PM

DavidS

Get raped!

6/25/2008 2:56:04 PM

Fek'lhr

The Mighty Fek'lhr feels we should kill them all and let Kahless sort them out.

6/25/2008 2:56:10 PM

kingoftheheavies

Y E A H !

FUCK 'EM ALL!

KILL! KILL! KILL! KILL!

6/25/2008 3:01:00 PM

Thundersqueaks

You should team up with this one.

6/25/2008 3:03:47 PM

GigaGuess

Because as I recall, Jesus was all about the killing. Like, with that harlot the nice Pharisees brought him...he stoned that bitch but good.

Wait...that's not how it happened, is it?

6/25/2008 3:07:21 PM

Mike

Feel the Christian love!

6/25/2008 3:09:11 PM

Eden

I assume you will have a fun time in heaven with Jeffrey Dahmer,
sounds like you have a lot in common with him ;)

6/25/2008 3:13:14 PM

RavenWood

I'd go for the internet tough guy bigots and give them all a swift kick in the genitals. You first.

6/25/2008 3:13:35 PM

Mister Spak

But if you get beamed up into heaven how can you take out anybody? You're not here any more.

6/25/2008 3:17:57 PM

Doctor Whom



Oh, and what kind of user name is that for such a paragon of morality as you?

6/25/2008 3:35:00 PM

Comicartist

It seems this question has been deleted, gee I wonder why. Still it's always nice (so to speak) to see these people revealing they're true colours.

6/25/2008 3:36:39 PM



Look as his username. It's probably a joke.

6/25/2008 3:39:18 PM

Poisoned Rationality

Ok, that tears it. If the Rapture ever actually comes (yeah, right), I'm heading to the nearest hunting/sporting goods store while the fundies are busy losing their minds.

I'm going to have a shot gun shell with your name on it, buddy. Come get me.

6/25/2008 5:07:08 PM

TheNerd

Wait - this guy's name is "How's Your Wife and My Kid?", implying the thinks sleeping with someone else's wife is okay. But gay relations are wrong?

My, what a double standard you've discovered!

6/25/2008 5:10:23 PM

Quantum Mechanic

I'm going for the Texas Department of Transportation.

6/25/2008 5:20:55 PM

anonymous_troy

The RaptureReady servers.

6/25/2008 5:44:30 PM
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