So... if you had a choice in the end of days?
What group of people are you taking out first? I'm going for the gays first.
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Two thousand years after one man was nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be to be nice to people for a change, you want to start killing people to celebrate Jesus' second coming.
You're a cunt.
And your question has been deleted so obviously Yahoo thinks you're a cunt too.
I'm sure they'd be more than happy if you pick somewhere nice to take them out to. A good restaurant, perhaps a lovely park.
I think I'd choose the Baptists. Such interesting people. Definitely good for a lively conversation.
Y E A H !
FUCK 'EM ALL!
KILL! KILL! KILL! KILL!
Because as I recall, Jesus was all about the killing. Like, with that harlot the nice Pharisees brought him...he stoned that bitch but good.
Wait...that's not how it happened, is it?
Ok, that tears it. If the Rapture ever actually comes (yeah, right), I'm heading to the nearest hunting/sporting goods store while the fundies are busy losing their minds.
I'm going to have a shot gun shell with your name on it, buddy. Come get me.
Wait - this guy's name is "How's Your Wife and My Kid?", implying the thinks sleeping with someone else's wife is okay. But gay relations are wrong?
My, what a double standard you've discovered!
But ... but ... but ... I thought you Fundies believed you would be getting Raptured BEFORE the "end of days" and the Great Tribulation?
Or are you deliberately backsliding just so that you'll miss the Rapture and get to partake of some good old-fashioned homo hatin'?
So... if you had a choice in the end of days?
What group of people are you taking out first? I'm going for the gays first.
I'm thinking Godsmack myself. I love their music. Who knows, I may even get my own free private concert out of the deal.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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