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Quote# 41614

So... if you had a choice in the end of days?
What group of people are you taking out first? I'm going for the gays first.

How's Your Wife and My Kid?, Yahoo Answers 41 Comments [6/25/2008 2:12:59 PM]
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Submitted By: shadow12615
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#558601
Bluefinger


6/25/2008 2:14:03 PM

#558603
Me

Two thousand years after one man was nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be to be nice to people for a change, you want to start killing people to celebrate Jesus' second coming.

You're a cunt.

And your question has been deleted so obviously Yahoo thinks you're a cunt too.

6/25/2008 2:17:31 PM

#558604
Allegory for Jesus

Christian love...

6/25/2008 2:17:42 PM

#558610
Scooby71

Can we nominate the fundies?

6/25/2008 2:20:29 PM

#558615
mockeldritch

I'm sure they'd be more than happy if you pick somewhere nice to take them out to. A good restaurant, perhaps a lovely park.

I think I'd choose the Baptists. Such interesting people. Definitely good for a lively conversation.

6/25/2008 2:22:27 PM

#558627
emau99

Mass murder for Jesus? You're a hypocrite of the worst kind.

6/25/2008 2:33:48 PM

#558628
Xotan

Sicko!

6/25/2008 2:34:13 PM

#558630
Son of a Nonymous

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

6/25/2008 2:35:28 PM

#558643
aaa

And you are on my hitlist.

6/25/2008 2:50:05 PM

#558650
DavidS

Get raped!

6/25/2008 2:56:04 PM

#558651
Fek'lhr

The Mighty Fek'lhr feels we should kill them all and let Kahless sort them out.

6/25/2008 2:56:10 PM

#558656
kingoftheheavies

Y E A H !

FUCK 'EM ALL!

KILL! KILL! KILL! KILL!

6/25/2008 3:01:00 PM

#558661
Thundersqueaks

You should team up with this one.

6/25/2008 3:03:47 PM

#558667
GigaGuess

Because as I recall, Jesus was all about the killing. Like, with that harlot the nice Pharisees brought him...he stoned that bitch but good.

Wait...that's not how it happened, is it?

6/25/2008 3:07:21 PM

#558672
Mike

Feel the Christian love!

6/25/2008 3:09:11 PM

#558679
Eden

I assume you will have a fun time in heaven with Jeffrey Dahmer,
sounds like you have a lot in common with him ;)

6/25/2008 3:13:14 PM

#558680
RavenWood

I'd go for the internet tough guy bigots and give them all a swift kick in the genitals. You first.

6/25/2008 3:13:35 PM

#558686
Mister Spak

But if you get beamed up into heaven how can you take out anybody? You're not here any more.

6/25/2008 3:17:57 PM

#558709
Doctor Whom



Oh, and what kind of user name is that for such a paragon of morality as you?

6/25/2008 3:35:00 PM

#558713
Comicartist

It seems this question has been deleted, gee I wonder why. Still it's always nice (so to speak) to see these people revealing they're true colours.

6/25/2008 3:36:39 PM

#558719


Look as his username. It's probably a joke.

6/25/2008 3:39:18 PM

#558858
Poisoned Rationality

Ok, that tears it. If the Rapture ever actually comes (yeah, right), I'm heading to the nearest hunting/sporting goods store while the fundies are busy losing their minds.

I'm going to have a shot gun shell with your name on it, buddy. Come get me.

6/25/2008 5:07:08 PM

#558860
TheNerd

Wait - this guy's name is "How's Your Wife and My Kid?", implying the thinks sleeping with someone else's wife is okay. But gay relations are wrong?

My, what a double standard you've discovered!

6/25/2008 5:10:23 PM

#558876
Quantum Mechanic

I'm going for the Texas Department of Transportation.

6/25/2008 5:20:55 PM

#558902
anonymous_troy

The RaptureReady servers.

6/25/2008 5:44:30 PM
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