WARNING: Condom’s can NOT protect you from everything!
Not choosing God is choosing to follow Satan by omission. This world is ruled by Satan and his principalities, whether any of us like it or not. Whether any of us think it is fair or not. When we choose to do wrong things, break any of His holy commandments or participate in sin we are left open and subject to the will of the evil one.
Case in point: fornication. Anyone in the “deliverance” ministry is well aware of the fact that when you act upon the desire to sin a demonic spirit now has permission from YOU to move in and take over. It is NOT readily apparent at first. It is subtle. That “thing” doesn’t take over and you have no will power or ability to control yourself anymore, however, when you continue in the same sin that invited the “thing” to move in in the first place it will get what the bible refers to as a “strong hold”. Whether you claim to be a born again spirit filled Christian or you are the most deviant atheist on the planet, the result is relatively the same. “It” moves in and begins living its life vicariously through you!
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"Whether you claim to be a born again spirit filled Christian or you are the most deviant atheist on the planet, the result is relatively the same. “It” moves in and begins living its life vicariously through you!"
So this Holy Spirit, which christians claim is God, is weaker than a demon?
"WARNING: Condom’s can NOT protect you from everything!"
Damn, I guess I'll just have to scrap this idea of an everything-proof combat armor made entirely out of condoms then. I mean Condom’s.
"WARNING: Condom’s can NOT protect you from everything!"
I guess that explains these splinters, my sprained knee and my dandruff.
"Condom’s can NOT protect you from everything!"
Well, abstinence sure isn't 100% effective. The Virgin Mary abstained, and she got pregnant, so by your very own illogic, abstinence fails as a method of birth control. Oops!
"when you act upon the desire to sin a demonic spirit now has permission from YOU to move in and take over."
Cause and effect: You're doing it wrong.
Hey, It's the weekend, Julie Cabron, I hung a 'Welcome Demons' signs out for them to move in and take over my "thing". Partay time for me and the happy harlots of fornication to participate in Sinnnnn! . WooHoo!
Most Deviant Atheist sounds like a good title for a leader, if we had one. The Grand Darwin. Exalted Dickiedawkins.
Heh heh
WARNING: Condom’s can NOT protect you from everything!
If it protects from STDs and, combined with the pill, prevents unwanted pregnancies, that´s O.K. for me.
WARNING: Condom’s can NOT protect you from everything!
No one said they did. That's why they're "99% effective."
Not choosing God is choosing to follow Satan by omission.
Wrong. That is your opinion. Not a logical fact.
Of COURSE condoms can't protect you from everything. If they could, wouldn't all of our soldiers charge into combat with it on to prevent weapons damage to their body? And wouldn't astronauts be wearing them instead of pressure suits to protect against asphyxiation and radiation? And wouldn't suicide bombers wear them so they wouldn't really BE suicide bombers? I mean, if a condom could protect me from a crazy fundamentalist, I'd be wearing one 24/7.
On a lighter note, the Grammar Police would like to remind you that non-possesive plurals do not have apostrophes.
"This world is ruled by Satan and his principalities, whether any of us like it or not."
You mean the same Satan that was created by an omniscient, omnipotent, omnibenevolent God? And whom that same omniscient, omnipotent, omnibenevolent God allows to roam around on the Earth freely doing whatever he wants?
God has been depicted several times in the Bible directly intervening in worldly affairs and striking down those who opposed Him. Why does God NOT do anything about Satan?
@Thorn:
Right, which one of you fuckers wants to fight me for the title of most deviant atheist on the planet?
Go ahead without me. I prefer to do my evil bidding from relative obscurity. It makes it more fun to watch the panic.
1) WTF is "deliverance", anyway?
2) So all the urges to do anything fun or pleasurable are "demonic spirits" waiting to take over? Yeah... no.
Whether you claim to be a born again spirit filled Christian or you are the most deviant atheist on the planet, the result is relatively the same.
So why bother to become a born-again spirit-filled christian if your god isn't going to protect you from demons? If your god is that powerless, why waste any time on him?
Well I've done quite a bit of fornication in my time, I've yet to lose control of myself due to it, lose my will power due to it, or have anything bad occur at all, as a side note, fuck your god - if fornication is of the devil, at least the devil knows how to have a good time, Hail Satan!
"1) WTF is "deliverance", anyway?" -- WMDKitty
"Deliverance" is the term used by Charismatic/Pentecostal Christians for the act of exorcising demons and demonic influences from a person. Which they believe cause everything from physical illness to mental illness to auto accidents to homosexuality to toenail fungus. It scares the shit out of me to think there are still people in 21st Century America who believe that.
TBF, he's right.
Condoms don't protect you from everything.
For example, I was wearing one the other day and yet, I still got wet when it rained.
Does the demonic spirit suddenly die if you marry the person you "fornicated" with?
Hubby and me were together for ten years before we married, and we have now been married for 18 years.
We haven't sensed any demonic spirits, either before or after we married.
We didn't "act on the desire to sin" so much as we acted on the desire to make love.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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