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Kids are harrassing me in school because I am atheist! What should I do?

Answer : Accept Jesus as your Savior.

Oreo Schmoreo, Yahoo Answers 44 Comments [10/22/2008 2:39:11 AM]
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Submitted By: J Arcenas
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Because just like drugs, all the cool kids are doing it. Way to support peer pressure, fuckwad.

10/22/2008 2:47:09 AM

KitsuneCity

Jackass

10/22/2008 2:52:28 AM

The Watcher

Kids are harassing me in school because I am black! What should I do?

Answer: Stop being black.

10/22/2008 2:55:31 AM

anonymous

Quote them the Bible verse about not getting involved with heathens or the one about keeping religion to yourself.

Or both.

Or harass them back. >:3

10/22/2008 2:57:36 AM

Nowonmai

To Oreo, what version of Jesus?

To the kid asking, start reciting all the contradictions, the horror and murder in the bible, and tell them you can't follow such a vicious, genocidal religion. Then say "Have a nice day!"

10/22/2008 3:10:44 AM

storymoron

Well... DUH!

10/22/2008 3:18:11 AM

Nihlum

Fuck you.

10/22/2008 3:18:43 AM

GreenEyedLilo

Next up:
"Kids keep bullying me because I have bright red hair!"
"Dye it black."

10/22/2008 3:22:34 AM

Jax

In Turkey:

Kids are harrassing me in school because I am Christian! What should I do?

Answer: Accept Allah as the only true God and Muhammed as his prophet.

10/22/2008 3:24:25 AM

Mrs. Antichrist

And when they all jump off a bridge, you should do it as well.

10/22/2008 3:27:22 AM

A Woman

Guys people keep raping me because they're horny! What should I do?

Answer: Don't go outside and seal up your vagina with cement - Oreo Schmoreo

10/22/2008 3:34:19 AM

Old Viking

Tell them you've seen the light. You don't have to tell them what light.

10/22/2008 4:05:40 AM

GigaGuess

@Old Viking

Like the one that shines through their ear when they tilt their heads near a lamp?

10/22/2008 4:31:58 AM



Or become a Poe.

10/22/2008 4:37:05 AM

Slayer

I think answers like these are pretty funny. People should know by now that the internet isn't the right place to ask for advice about relationships, emotions, or life in general.

10/22/2008 4:44:10 AM

Rubyfruit

I'm sorry, the correct answer is "Tell the little bastards to fuck off".

10/22/2008 6:56:19 AM

M.M.

I can't stop laughing at this one.

10/22/2008 7:13:54 AM

Karandras

rejoice in the fact that you are smarter then them

10/22/2008 7:38:37 AM

Loulmotron

Accepting Jesus as your savior is the answer to everything in school. If you want to be cool or ace your tests. In state testing I always made a new bubble "(E) Jesus is my savior, your esoteric knowledge is irrelevant when I reach heaven and rejoice as you burn in hell".

I always got fantastic grades.

10/22/2008 8:28:01 AM

aaa

FUCK YOU.

10/22/2008 9:54:07 AM

Frank

PLAY DEAD!

10/22/2008 10:48:36 AM

a mind far far away

Do what Jesus said to do. He told his followers to do unto others as they would have those others to do to them. So harass away. According to their fairy tale god, they were asking for it. Sado-masochism by proxy?

10/22/2008 10:55:52 AM

Larty

After reading the original post in the link, I'm truly sorry if someone has to go through something like this. I can't imagine what it must be like to be non-religious in America. This is just god damn depressing.

10/22/2008 10:57:10 AM

stoat100

'I can't even read God Delusion in class without them taking it from me and calling it bull ****!!'

Sounds pretty fishy to me...

10/22/2008 12:17:55 PM

Martha Jones

stoat100: Not necessarily. Kids would rip Harry Potter stickers off my binder at school and tell me I was going to hell. Teacher refused to do anything about it because 'she had no proof.'

that being said... oreo, you're stupid.

10/22/2008 12:43:20 PM
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