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You poor Atheist sods , I feel so sorry for the lot of you , you all are so glad that Kent Hovind is out of the way because you could not prove any of his theories wrong and now you can go on and believe in your Religion (evolution).Or do you all believe in nothing? The end of the world is coming you better get your lives right. Deep down you all know that there is a God so stop fooling yourself and go to church.

anonymous, The Atheist Experience 72 Comments [11/18/2008 12:34:02 PM]
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Dan Onymous

I'm a Christian. I go to church. I am also a trained scientist with an IQ higher than you and Kent Hovind put together.

I'm glad he's in jail because he's a twat, as are you if you think that evolution is a religion.

Yes I believe there's a God, I don't see what that has to do with any of the rubbish you just spouted.

11/18/2008 12:35:54 PM


Kent Hovind didn't pay his taxes and went to jail like anyone else. No one got him "out of the way" to push any agenda.

If the end of the world is coming, maybe Kent needs to get his life right and read his bible about breaking the law. I'm sure the big guy isn't too happy about that.

11/18/2008 12:49:36 PM


The end of the world is coming. Everything MUST end. Eventually there will be no more life. But it's not in the weeks, months or years scale that you seem to think in. It does not matter whether you believe in Jehovah, Allah or Krishna you will be equally dead one day as the atheist.

11/18/2008 12:49:57 PM


My shoe size is greater than Hovind's IQ.

11/18/2008 12:53:40 PM


Er, actually, many creationists are happy to distance themselves from Hovind. Even they can recognise a charlatan when they see one.

Creationism is immune to disproof in the way that all fantasies are. I have this on the authority of the Virgin Mary herself. Did you know she takes two sweetners in her coffee? You can't prove I'm wrong, can you?

11/18/2008 12:55:44 PM

Doctor Whom

You should be glad that he's out of the way because he violated Romans 13:6-7.

11/18/2008 12:57:30 PM

Tom S. Fox

There was a YouTube account called "ExtantDodo" debunking Hovind's bullshit.
But you know what?

11/18/2008 1:00:25 PM



11/18/2008 1:05:11 PM


What Hovind theories? Name one.
Which god?
What church?

11/18/2008 1:05:23 PM


What parallel universe are you diagonally parked in? Dozens of his proclaimed truths were thoroughly debunked.

His followers are just pissed off because he was treated like any other criminal. Suck it up.

11/18/2008 1:12:37 PM

Mister Spak

Deep down you all know there is no god so stop fooling yourself and stop going to church.

11/18/2008 1:13:53 PM


My 7 year old could disprove Hovind in his sleep. In fact there isn't a single Hovind "theory" (I'm loathe to used that word for what is essentially a collection of poorly thought out fantasies) that is the least bit credible.

11/18/2008 1:17:19 PM


I feel sorry for dickheads like you, who even listen to Kent Hovind, and give his insane theories neuron space. He brought his jail* sentence upon himself for tax evasion, therefore he deserves everything he gets. Besides, after his release, he'll have no credibility whatsoever in the eyes of the majority of people, and as he now has a criminal record, he won't be allowed to leave the US to spread his filthy lies.

I don't need to 'believe' in Evolution, as a 'religion', because it's scientific FACT (if you 'believe' in 'religion', then 1+1=42, because 'Faith' can make it so). As for the 'end of the world', that won't happen for at least another 5 billion years when our sun goes kaput. And the only one fooling himself is YOU, for being suckered into that scam called 'Faith' in a 'God'.

*- For the sake of the structural integrity of his rear end, I hope he realises that rape is the national sport in US prisons. Four Words, Kent:


11/18/2008 1:17:36 PM


Even if the "End of the World " was "nigh" it would still say nothing about the existence of God (or gods)

11/18/2008 1:29:41 PM


"I feel so sorry for the lot of you...The end of the world is coming you better get your lives right."
Increase the daily dosage by 20%, nurse.

11/18/2008 1:29:52 PM

Cap'n Mel

Deep down, you know you are a blithering idiot, so stop fooling yourself and start actually using your brain.

11/18/2008 1:42:41 PM


Kent Hovind - and his wife - are proven frauds.
You and your imaginary god can go fuck a goat.

11/18/2008 1:53:20 PM


Or do you all believe in nothing?

That would be nihilism, not atheism.

Deep down you all know that there is a God

Ah, their complete lack of presumption is why I love the fundies so much. Stop telling me what I think, know and feel because you don't know me or anything about me. It's rude and arrogant. Mind your own fucking business.

you all are so glad that Kent Hovind is out of the way

Well, he did it to himself! He didn't pay his taxes and therefore got what he deserved. (See how we can do it to like you do with rape victims?) There was no conspiracy to "get him out of the way" so just STFU.

11/18/2008 1:59:22 PM


Kent Hovind, my dear, is hardly my greatest enemy. Nay, he's the enemy of all believers, leading them to question science in a way that makes intelligent thought (for them anyway) impossible. I do not need Kent out of my way, though I admit I'm happy that he's finally getting some of what he's due.

11/18/2008 2:03:37 PM


"The end of the world is coming you better get your lives right"

... Right down to The Mall where EVERYTHING MUST GO to make room for this big event!

"This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a whimper."
- T.S. Eliot

The world will end for you whenever you die. Does it really matter how many others die at the same time? If you live your life in gruesome anticipation, you might want to ask the Jehovah's Witnesses how hard it is to nail Jell-o to a wall.

One more thing: Stop feeling sorry for Atheists. Who asked you?

11/18/2008 2:07:22 PM


Damn, he figured us out.

But wait, Kent Hovind had theories? I thought he just talked out of his asshole.

11/18/2008 2:14:10 PM


I am not particularly glad (or sad) that Hovind is in jail. His issues with taxes have nothing to do with his position on evolution.

However I have always been amazed that anyone still considers Hovind a valid source when
1. It is a proven fact his degree is bogus, a fraud.
2. His claims are so outrageous that even creationist groups such as www.answersingenesis.org disavow them.

11/18/2008 2:35:16 PM

a mind far far away

"you all are so glad that Kent Hovind is out of the way because you could not prove any of his theories wrong" We didn't even have to try, he couldn't prove any of his theories right. It's hard to convince someone of what's real when they refuse to let go of their fairy tales.

"now you can go on and believe in your Religion (evolution)." Evolution isn't religion. It's science.

"Or do you all believe in nothing" As far as deities go, yes, this is correct. However, according to some fundies, atheists don't even believe that we exist, so I don't know.

"The end of the world is coming you better get your lives right" First, this is grammatically incorrect. Second, your fairy tale apocalypse isn't real. Third, our lives are based on reason and logic, so it sounds to me like you're the one who needs to 'get right'.

"Deep down you all know that there is a God" Right. We just like pissing you guys off. There really is a god, we're just wasting our time. Sure.

"so stop fooling yourself and go to church" What about a mosque? Or a synagogue? Or a temple? Or a coven? What about any of those? Even if there is a god, there's no ontological proof that it's YOUR god. Oops. I used a big word. Now he'll say that I really worship Ontolog.

11/18/2008 2:57:37 PM


Disprove his theories? His theories (and that's the common, not scientific use of the word) occasionally contradict themselves.

For those who haven't seen it, there's a great "tribute" video about him on youtube.

11/18/2008 2:59:08 PM

Reverend Jeremiah

LOL..I am SHOCKED that people actually think Kent Hovind is anything other than a moeny grubbing fraud. Honestly, all sarcasm aside, even if I WAS a Christian, I would NOT consider Hovind anything more than a fraud... why dont these people see it?

11/18/2008 3:03:01 PM

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