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I don't believe car accidents happen randomly either, I believe that they happen due to reactions to reactions to reactions to reactions of one action, the action of satan. and then good things, like getting a raise, are a reaction to a reaction to another reaction of an action caused by God. It's not a hard concept to grasp.

Lord_Peac|-|, Kyle Givler Teens' Board 13 Comments [11/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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David D.G.

Well, so much for free will. It turns out that we're all just puppets, and all we are really allowed to do is choose a puppeteer.

If that's the case, I'll take Frank Oz.


~David D.G.

2/8/2006 8:12:09 PM

Crosis

Car accidents aren't random (usually). They're the result of one (or, more often, both) drivers doing stupid things behind the wheel.

And what David said.

2/8/2006 8:57:58 PM

Cov

Doesn't satan have better things to be doing than causing fender benders? Cmon, give the devil some credit.

2/8/2006 9:38:16 PM

That_Guy

But apparently it is a hard concept to explain.

1/14/2009 4:24:20 PM

Dr. Shrinker

Some one needs to read the book of Job.

1/14/2009 4:26:45 PM

Blaidd Drwg (Bad Wolf)

Here's a strange and revolutionary concept to consider:


Shit happens

1/14/2009 4:58:59 PM

GigaGuess

Unless you can find something bad the victim has done. Then it's God's will again. The goalposts, they're a-shifting...

1/14/2009 5:00:41 PM

Ouch, My Head

And if my car accident led me to god, is the accident a good thing and thus caused by god? What if the accident also killed my little girl? Is the accident also a bad thing caused by satan?

As for my raise, if I donated the extra money to the Richard Dawkins Foundation for Reason & Science, is the raise now a bad thing and thus caused by big daddy satan?

I'm sorry, Lord_Peac|-|, but this concept seems far to superficial.

1/15/2009 5:26:12 PM

Marc

Karma plays a role in "My Name is Earl".

1/20/2009 6:42:24 PM



It's not a hard concept to grasp.

True but it does not necessarily mean that's what's the root cause of every good or bad event.

1/20/2009 7:02:49 PM

Zuzu

What a moron!

So traffic accidents have nothing to do with drivers being drunk, incompetent or talking on their freaking cell phones, then?

Also, if something good happens to an atheist, is that due to god, too?

1/20/2009 9:39:04 PM

a mind far far away

It's called Karma, and it's an eastern concpet. You're goiong straight to hell.

1/20/2009 9:51:48 PM

Mr. Vorhias

Of course they don't happen randomly.

There are morons who don't know when to put their goddamn cell phones away, therefore there are car crashes.

1/20/2009 10:41:18 PM
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