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#914269
Osiris
Yes. Here's the thing. It had hundreds of millions of years to evolve. Mammalian reproduction predates man by a long time, and it's not hard to figure out that individuals who found sex pleasurable would be more likely to do it again, thus increasing their chances of reproducing. Organisms that found it painful wouldn't do it at all. Pretty soon the only ones remaining are the ones who like sex.
Why is this so hard?
2/26/2009 2:37:55 AM
#914271
Empress
Well, if you think god created sex to be pleasurable, why are you fundies so rabidly anti-sex?
2/26/2009 2:39:49 AM
#914272
DevilsChaplain
"couldn't be because God wanted us to experience these sensations to make us happy and strengthen the bond with your mate while we reproduce."
Yeah pretty much.
2/26/2009 2:40:02 AM
#914273
The Outsider
*fap fap fap*
I'm sorry... what were you talking about?
2/26/2009 2:40:10 AM
#914275
Reckoner
Obviously someone has never heard of sexual selection.
2/26/2009 2:40:48 AM
#914291
Tolpuddle Martyr
Hang about. According to most religious killjoys were not supposed to enjoy sex at all, only produce rugrats.
You also have the inconvenient fact that the clitorus and head of the penis makes masturbation and gay sex enjoyable as well - it'd be fun to ask a fundie if goddidit so casual sex, wacking off and gay sex would be fun as well. ;-)
Besides wouldn't enjoyable sex be an evolutionary advantage? I'd hazard a guess but a sex - hating species probably wouldn't last very long.
2/26/2009 2:57:32 AM
#914293
szaleniec
So your beloved abstinence is defying the will of God?
2/26/2009 3:01:25 AM
#914298
JonathanE
Now if he was a really smart god, he would have put the clitoris at the back of the throat, ala Linda Lovelace, and replaced the digestive system with the reproduction system. Imagine...
2/26/2009 3:06:47 AM
#914305
Old Viking
Viva la difference!
2/26/2009 3:14:06 AM
#914309
Mortician
Will you fucking people make up your minds! One minute, sex is viewed as being vile and disgusting, and people should refrain from having it; the next minute, God wants you to feel sexual pleasure. So, which is it?
2/26/2009 3:17:27 AM
#914311
zaatheist
Where on earth did you learn that sex is supposed to make you happy? Sex is an abomination designed by the Devil to tempt you away from Jesus. Stop thinking about sex. Only nasty atheists think about and do sex all the time.
And stop touching yourself.
2/26/2009 3:20:45 AM
#914326
xander8
Theistic, yes. Fundie, not so much.
2/26/2009 3:37:42 AM
#914329
Duke Nukem
Where's that group that thinks fisting is a spiritual experience?
2/26/2009 3:39:19 AM
#914346
The Jamo
"i guess our genitalia evolved to experience pleasure."
You guess correctly. After all, how often would you be having sex if it wasn't pleasurable? Oh, you're a fundie... nevermind then.
2/26/2009 3:50:24 AM
#914348
Moon Wolfhowl
Sex feels good, so you want to do it more, so you have more babies. Also sex cements social bonds, making the group "safer" so more individuals survive. Obvious evolutionary advantages right there. And I thought fundtards believed sex for pleasure was sin?
2/26/2009 3:52:26 AM
#914349
Illuminatalie
couldn't be because God wanted us to experience these sensations to make us happy and strengthen the bond with your mate while we reproduce.
No indeed, He expects us to be thinking about puppy dogs and flowers when we reproduce.
2/26/2009 3:52:50 AM
#914360
Doug
Now...explain the joy of prostate stimulation. :)
2/26/2009 3:59:09 AM
#914373
Amanda
Well, if we find sex pleasurable, we will have sex more, resulting in more offspring. Sounds like evolution to me.
2/26/2009 4:07:31 AM
#914383
Matt
No God needed. We evolved to enjoy sex so we would reproduce faster and strengthen our bonds with partners. It is a very brilliant adaptation.
2/26/2009 4:10:37 AM
#914387
Philbert McAdamia
Perhaps it's why 'god' cast fundies in the closest image to dickheads he could come up with, to give himself pleasure. Wotta card!
@ Iluminatalie
I thought the puppies and flowers were whacking material ...
2/26/2009 4:11:21 AM
#914402
WMDKitty
And here I thought enjoying sex was, you know, sinful...
2/26/2009 4:37:53 AM
#914412
DarkfireTaimatsu
I'm glad that in being non-sexual, I can find a whole new way to rile up fundies. =3
2/26/2009 4:45:44 AM
#914415
GigaGuess
You mean the very act of sex that God deemed evil, and dirty, and should never be done for fun...just procreation? He wanted to make it fun? hmmmm...
2/26/2009 4:47:52 AM
#914420
What if I just want the sex without the reproduction?
2/26/2009 4:49:51 AM
#914433
Morrigan
Extremely curious considering how he then went on to make a thousand and one rules, and then instructed his men about how you should feel guilty for that pleasure
2/26/2009 5:04:31 AM
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