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a woman's clitoris being a focal point of extreme pleasure and the underside near the head of a mans penis being his is all a huge case of random coincidences. i guess our genitalia evolved to experience pleasure. couldn't be because God wanted us to experience these sensations to make us happy and strengthen the bond with your mate while we reproduce.

J, The Atheist Experience 65 Comments [2/26/2009 2:32:46 AM]
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Osiris

Yes. Here's the thing. It had hundreds of millions of years to evolve. Mammalian reproduction predates man by a long time, and it's not hard to figure out that individuals who found sex pleasurable would be more likely to do it again, thus increasing their chances of reproducing. Organisms that found it painful wouldn't do it at all. Pretty soon the only ones remaining are the ones who like sex.
Why is this so hard?

2/26/2009 2:37:55 AM

Empress

Well, if you think god created sex to be pleasurable, why are you fundies so rabidly anti-sex?

2/26/2009 2:39:49 AM

DevilsChaplain

"couldn't be because God wanted us to experience these sensations to make us happy and strengthen the bond with your mate while we reproduce."

Yeah pretty much.

2/26/2009 2:40:02 AM

The Outsider

*fap fap fap*

I'm sorry... what were you talking about?

2/26/2009 2:40:10 AM

Reckoner

Obviously someone has never heard of sexual selection.

2/26/2009 2:40:48 AM

Tolpuddle Martyr

Hang about. According to most religious killjoys were not supposed to enjoy sex at all, only produce rugrats.
You also have the inconvenient fact that the clitorus and head of the penis makes masturbation and gay sex enjoyable as well - it'd be fun to ask a fundie if goddidit so casual sex, wacking off and gay sex would be fun as well. ;-)
Besides wouldn't enjoyable sex be an evolutionary advantage? I'd hazard a guess but a sex - hating species probably wouldn't last very long.

2/26/2009 2:57:32 AM

szaleniec

So your beloved abstinence is defying the will of God?

2/26/2009 3:01:25 AM

JonathanE

Now if he was a really smart god, he would have put the clitoris at the back of the throat, ala Linda Lovelace, and replaced the digestive system with the reproduction system. Imagine...

2/26/2009 3:06:47 AM

Old Viking

Viva la difference!

2/26/2009 3:14:06 AM

Mortician

Will you fucking people make up your minds! One minute, sex is viewed as being vile and disgusting, and people should refrain from having it; the next minute, God wants you to feel sexual pleasure. So, which is it?

2/26/2009 3:17:27 AM

zaatheist

Where on earth did you learn that sex is supposed to make you happy? Sex is an abomination designed by the Devil to tempt you away from Jesus. Stop thinking about sex. Only nasty atheists think about and do sex all the time.

And stop touching yourself.

2/26/2009 3:20:45 AM

xander8

Theistic, yes. Fundie, not so much.

2/26/2009 3:37:42 AM

Duke Nukem

Where's that group that thinks fisting is a spiritual experience?

2/26/2009 3:39:19 AM

The Jamo

"i guess our genitalia evolved to experience pleasure."

You guess correctly. After all, how often would you be having sex if it wasn't pleasurable? Oh, you're a fundie... nevermind then.

2/26/2009 3:50:24 AM

Moon Wolfhowl

Sex feels good, so you want to do it more, so you have more babies. Also sex cements social bonds, making the group "safer" so more individuals survive. Obvious evolutionary advantages right there. And I thought fundtards believed sex for pleasure was sin?

2/26/2009 3:52:26 AM

Illuminatalie

couldn't be because God wanted us to experience these sensations to make us happy and strengthen the bond with your mate while we reproduce.
No indeed, He expects us to be thinking about puppy dogs and flowers when we reproduce.

2/26/2009 3:52:50 AM

Doug

Now...explain the joy of prostate stimulation. :)

2/26/2009 3:59:09 AM

Amanda

Well, if we find sex pleasurable, we will have sex more, resulting in more offspring. Sounds like evolution to me.

2/26/2009 4:07:31 AM

Matt

No God needed. We evolved to enjoy sex so we would reproduce faster and strengthen our bonds with partners. It is a very brilliant adaptation.

2/26/2009 4:10:37 AM

Philbert McAdamia

Perhaps it's why 'god' cast fundies in the closest image to dickheads he could come up with, to give himself pleasure. Wotta card!

@ Iluminatalie

I thought the puppies and flowers were whacking material ...

2/26/2009 4:11:21 AM

WMDKitty

And here I thought enjoying sex was, you know, sinful...

2/26/2009 4:37:53 AM

DarkfireTaimatsu

I'm glad that in being non-sexual, I can find a whole new way to rile up fundies. =3

2/26/2009 4:45:44 AM

GigaGuess

You mean the very act of sex that God deemed evil, and dirty, and should never be done for fun...just procreation? He wanted to make it fun? hmmmm...

2/26/2009 4:47:52 AM



What if I just want the sex without the reproduction?

2/26/2009 4:49:51 AM

Morrigan

Extremely curious considering how he then went on to make a thousand and one rules, and then instructed his men about how you should feel guilty for that pleasure

2/26/2009 5:04:31 AM
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