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[Why did God make dinosaurs?]

he never mentioned such creatures in the bible-----I can't help but question their existence for this very reason----I believe scientists discovered some form of prehistoric lizard----but nothing along the lines of gigantic walking amphibians-----what purpose would they have served---??

Losasha, Yahoo Answers 28 Comments [2/28/2009 10:31:19 PM]
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So...there would have been a good purpose for a lizard but not a dinosaur? I don't know about that...I love my pet lizard but he's absolutely useless around the house.

3/1/2009 1:05:30 AM

Pule Thamex

The same purpose as you, to eat, drink, have sufficient warmth, defecate and fuck. Developing intelligence would be advantageous.

3/1/2009 1:28:44 AM

Oy Vey!

Since when is the Bible a science book?


What purpose do you serve?

3/1/2009 1:46:36 AM

Philbert McAdamia

-----what purpose would they have served---??

I can't imagine the blasphemy in this sentence. Why, of course the dinos believed in the coming of Godzilla. And he did, too. In the '50s. If they could only have waited another 65,000 milennia.

3/1/2009 1:55:19 AM


Here's some other things he never mentioned: the internet, television, Super Mario Bros., you, your parents, America, microwave popcorn, blue jeans, cats...

You'd better start questioning these things' existence.

3/1/2009 3:47:03 AM

Alien Acid

What about the Behemoth in Job? First you say it was a dinosaur, now you say they never existed. Make up your minds will ya!

3/1/2009 4:24:16 AM

a mind far far away

Wait, so dinosaurs were...amphibians? And because the bible doesn't say it (although your ilk are apt to believe that not only were dinosaurs real, they were mentioned in the bible, and walked with humans), it means it can't be real? But, the bible doesn't mention you, so you don't exist? It doesn't mention millions of things, that are all real. You fail, hard.

3/1/2009 5:11:36 AM


This is the same logic that prevents me from believing in the USA, even though I live there.

3/2/2009 7:41:30 AM


3/2/2009 12:00:02 PM


I see that the archive is split monthwise.

So if I post a comment here, does the thread move from 'February' to 'March'?

Let's see ...

Hmmm... I'll need a comment. Here goes ...

'---punctuation---doesn't work that---way!'

3/3/2009 8:30:56 AM


What purpose? Why, God created dinosaurs so they would spend their whole lives worshipping him and giving him glory just like we're supposed to, remember? ;)

3/3/2009 2:18:17 PM


Well, the bible also never mentions the duck billed platypus, so that obviously doesn't exist either.

3/29/2009 1:31:05 PM


Do you really expect dinosaurs to be your dishwasher or shower ?

3/31/2009 2:23:55 PM

So, if it's not mentioned in the Bible it doesn't exist?

Well, now, YOU aren't mentioned in the Bible, are you?

I doubt your existence now.

4/3/2009 11:28:56 PM



Kindly accept your Internet, however belatedly...

5/19/2009 5:26:06 AM


If you only believe that whatever is written in the bible is real, you'll notice yourself walking in a dream and living a fantasy.

Seriously the bible has a talking snake in it, how can you take it so serious? Besides, where's my cheeseburger?

5/20/2009 9:18:23 AM


Well, besides the obvious flaw of dinosaurs being reptiles...

You're stupid.

Also, you're good at coming up with stupid reasons for pests and parasites, and you're "questioning purpose?"

10/18/2009 3:27:34 PM


Dinosaurs were created to confuse the shit out of fundie idiots like yourself.

Some sense of humour that God bloke has got. At any rate, when he's not ordering mass murder, rape, or pillage, or sending truckloads of unfortunates to hell.

10/4/2010 3:55:23 AM


Computers and the internet are not mentioned in the Bible either. They musn't exist then, so get the heck away from here.

What purpose do you serve?

10/4/2010 4:01:01 AM


You are correct sir!

Scientists did discover some form of prehistoric lizard.

(at least that was the original thought)

10/4/2010 8:14:39 AM


"he never mentioned such creatures in the bible-----I can't help but question their existence for this very reason"

And the Bible never mentioned you, Loshasa. Therefore you have no choice but to question your very existence, for this reason.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it, Descartes.


10/4/2010 8:31:33 AM



11/22/2010 4:35:43 PM


What's the purpose of a four day old baby dying? A regular occurance on this planet even in the medically advanced western world.

Explain this to me and don't you dare include sin in your explanation.

And where do you find todays political parties, agricultural, Industry and technology or lifestyles in your Bible? Not even one mention of what you need for a modern well-balanced breakfast

11/23/2010 12:48:47 PM


This is only a single sentence (and I'm using that word very generously), but I could write an essay about everything that's wrong with it. How do you manage to get so much fail into so few words?

11/23/2010 12:55:12 PM


Anybody who believes that dinosaurs were all "gigantic walking amphibians" serves no purpose whatsoever. Except to pop up like a sitting duck for us to shoot at, of course.

11/25/2010 3:08:51 AM

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