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#1029360
Secret Squirrel
It's the ultimate answer to the contraception ban. Guaranteed to make them lose their stiffies.
9/29/2009 10:44:38 PM
#1029373
Skyknight
{sweatdrop} I think you want to take a closer look at the Canticle of Canticles. Which part of it looks like it's meant to be strictly metaphorical, exactly? Even AS metaphor, it's not exactly denouncing sex-for-hedonism, at least not within married/engaged fields. (Yes, it's silent for outside those fields. But I'm trying to keep to that which even anti-Vatican II Catholics wouldn't bat an eye towards.)
9/29/2009 10:57:38 PM
#1029380
aaa
Nobody gives a fuck.
9/29/2009 11:02:39 PM
#1029405
Freboy
Religion - taking the fun out of fun since 1000 BC.
9/29/2009 11:33:54 PM
#1029407
Meeeeee
wow. that's self imposed martyrdom at its highest. now they're turning on the one arbitrary way to fuck that they arbitrarily decided doesn't make Jesus cry. stop victimizing yourselves, assholes. or take it one step further and abstain from marital sex so you don't make a gaggle of kids who will do nothing but grow to resent you and take up space on highways
9/29/2009 11:35:12 PM
#1029409
rubber chicken
Dear God, Please let him/her be understanding when I reveal that I can only get aroused if smothered in grape Jell-o while wearing a Scooby-Doo mask, Amen
9/29/2009 11:42:44 PM
#1029411
Wehpudicabok
@aaa:
Literally!
9/29/2009 11:47:05 PM
#1029414
Well that takes the whole fun out of it doesn't it?
9/29/2009 11:49:21 PM
#1029440
Nathan the Wise
Remember, citizens, making babies is Our Duty To The Party ... I mean, Church. Join the Anti-Sex League today!
9/30/2009 1:15:55 AM
#1029444
MTammisto
Some catholics have a weird idea of foreplay, but what ever rocks their boat.
9/30/2009 1:58:58 AM
#1029446
LM
While you're on your knees honey...
9/30/2009 2:24:13 AM
#1029450
Complicating what nature makes easy. Please.
9/30/2009 2:28:49 AM
#1029455
Orestes
And you better leave enough space for the Holy Ghost, you filthy harlot.
9/30/2009 2:34:18 AM
#1029457
shykid
Personally I'll be praying you don't breed during that sex.
9/30/2009 2:34:55 AM
#1029484
Eden
Well,
this prayer sounds rather harmless.
I wonder however, why only newly-wed couples should say this prayer...
do they assume, that couples that have been wed for a longer time automatically have sex only for duty and baby making, but not for fun, selfishness and hedonism?
9/30/2009 4:39:58 AM
#1029491
Blaidd Drwg
These people are those who never got over the shock they experienced when they first discovered that their parents had sex more times than they had children to account for.
9/30/2009 5:07:20 AM
#1029498
Argle Bargle
Translation: You're not supposed to enjoy it.
9/30/2009 5:23:03 AM
#1029501
The L
Because heaven forbid you should enjoy having sex with your spouse on your wedding night.
No, let's up the ante with a little Guilt And Shame! Guaranteed to make sex awkward for both parties or your money back.
@Skyknight: The SoS never uses the word "husband" or "wife" in any translation I've ever seen. It's equally likely that the lovers are unmarried. Which only makes the hypocrisy worse.
9/30/2009 5:29:22 AM
#1029502
What a creepy, sinister attempt by the uber-fundie Pope to psychologically manipulate the flock.....Make them feel so guilty about what they're about to do that they'll abandon their condoms and birth control.
After all, he's also informed African Catholics that it's not permissible for married men with HIV to wear condoms to protect their wives from infection.
9/30/2009 5:29:52 AM
#1029505
Mister Spak
Sex isn't supposed to be fun. It's supposed to be for making babies.
9/30/2009 5:33:05 AM
#1029514
Why the hell is anyone attracted to this religion!
It says any enjoyment you get out of life is evil and that god put you hear to suffer!
9/30/2009 5:40:44 AM
#1029521
Blackvoice
If they do it to give each other pleasure, would that be selfless enough for ya? Because otherwise...
9/30/2009 5:48:29 AM
#1029522
Hirsute_Nailbomb
and remember boys and girls, these are ADULTS believing in this nonsense and acting this way. it's so very sad to see people wasting away their lives on such superstitious junk. lose the freakin' woo already.
9/30/2009 5:49:53 AM
#1029527
K T
I'll go them one better.....During!!!!
Oh god... Oh god.....OH GOOODDDD!!!
9/30/2009 5:52:47 AM
#1029544
The FBI is controlling your thoughts via your toaster
This reminds me of a scene from the Simpsons when Flanders calls Reverend Lovejoy to confess that he had lusted after his own wife.
9/30/2009 6:42:49 AM
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