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#127040
Alianora
The stupidity and immaturity! It hurts!
You deserve that award.
12/24/2006 10:58:27 AM
#146739
The Jamo
Thanks. Now I hear the bell ringing. Run back to class.
1/26/2007 3:56:37 AM
#146747
AriseNow
Hope you guys wake up tonight with the most hidious looking demon in the pack lying next to you grinning.
Yea, it'd be worth asking him what's so funny?
Hope you wee wee in your pants too
Now that's not nice, destiny. In fact I think it's right about time for your medication.
1/26/2007 4:03:08 AM
#146752
CousinTed
Why would your wife be in bed with me?
1/26/2007 4:04:41 AM
#146769
BurntBush
And if he doesn't show, then your belief system is a lie, and there is no god. See you in the morning buttface.
1/26/2007 4:18:14 AM
#146774
Beccs
I hope you grow up some time soon.
You should try it. Being an ADULT is cool.
1/26/2007 4:21:29 AM
#146800
Langdon Alger
Hey destiny, guess what?
Didn't happen! Ain't gonna happen!
Fuck you!
1/26/2007 4:33:12 AM
#158246
Øyvind
Oh no! There's a horrible demon in my bed and I've peed my pants! Horror!
2/9/2007 9:03:59 PM
#485737
cyborgtroy
That actually happened to me.
Who knew they had female demons?
And that they were incredibly hot?
5/4/2008 12:21:23 AM
#485806
BloodyDreamer
Damn! my bed's not big enough, all i ever meet are gremlins!
5/4/2008 3:26:51 AM
#485816
Philbert McAdamia
Yeah, yeah, been there, done that, finally gave up drinking. Also woke up with a couple chewed off demon arms under my head.
5/4/2008 4:01:41 AM
#485817
Quantum Mechanic
oh
I'll lose so much sleep ...
5/4/2008 4:05:10 AM
#902356
J.T.
@CousinTed: You just won the internet.
Although I doubt he's married, considering he doesn't even sound old enough to be out of elementary school yet.
2/16/2009 9:25:25 PM
#902400
Joules
Why would anyone be wearing pants in bed?
2/16/2009 9:54:22 PM
#902443
Darwin's Lil' Girl
"Wee wee"? What are you, seven?
2/16/2009 10:26:08 PM
#1137722
Kieranfoy
How the hell would I wind up in bed with Ann Coulter, exactly?
Matter of fact, I can almost see it. Enough drugs, and a reeeaaaallllyyy heavy pair of shades.
3/24/2010 9:11:59 AM
#1137746
Dr. Shrinker
Hoping will not make demons exist.
3/24/2010 9:36:10 AM
#1265413
Canama
And then I'll wake up, realize that it's actually morning, and go about my business.
3/9/2011 7:50:27 PM
#1265415
anti-nonsense
I grew out of being fazed by nightmares a long time ago, kiddo.
3/9/2011 7:52:15 PM
#1265501
Justanotheratheist
Yes, and there will be pink unicorns fucking under the bed and angels fluttering outside the window.
Grow up, dickwad.
3/10/2011 2:00:31 AM
#1265513
Anon2
Wake up tonight with the most hidious looking demon? Like this demon?
Yes, please!
3/10/2011 5:00:29 AM
#1265534
B K
Why thankyou, Destiny, dear. And the self same wishes to you.
3/10/2011 6:11:51 AM
#1265552
whatever
It happens to some guys on a Sunday morning, but not usually at night...
3/10/2011 7:29:11 AM
#1265570
GigaGuess
Psssh. I woke up spooning the nastiest, meanest demon you ever saw.
And from that day on, I decided, no more last call tequila shooters.
3/10/2011 8:39:27 AM
#1265572
Anon-e-moose
"Hope you guys wake up tonight with the most hidious looking demon in the pack lying next to you grinning."
Oh, indeed:
How will I possibly stand such a hideous sight before me: a tall, statuesque, curvaceous (with measurements - especially those! - which defy all known dimensional mathematics), exotically caramel-skinned & silver-haired uber-MILF, hotter than the Big Bang itself, with those eyes burning into my soul, painted-lipped smile suggesting she could take me to Hell and back an infinite number of times - and all before breakfast (and of course, as far as she's concerned, I am breakfast; as far as I'm concerned, she would be dessert!). A hot female in her early-mid-40s with skin like an 18 year-old's, and powers comparable to those of God himself...?!
"Hope you wee wee in your pants too"
I'm gonna need to change my underpants, sure -
but not for that reason...!
X3 :9
@Anon2
I'll see your devilishly sexy demonette, and raise you (and something else! XP) cosplayers of the Demon Sisters - Scanty & Kneesocks - from the anime series "Panty & Stocking (with Garterbelt)":
'RL' Scanty & Kneesocks, looking as hot as that - especially in those lethal heels...?:
3/10/2011 8:45:29 AM
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