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Hope you guys wake up tonight with the most hidious looking demon in the pack lying next to you grinning. Hope you wee wee in your pants too

destiny, 123 Christian Forums 25 Comments [6/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Alianora

The stupidity and immaturity! It hurts!

You deserve that award.

12/24/2006 10:58:27 AM

The Jamo

Thanks. Now I hear the bell ringing. Run back to class.

1/26/2007 3:56:37 AM

AriseNow

Hope you guys wake up tonight with the most hidious looking demon in the pack lying next to you grinning.

Yea, it'd be worth asking him what's so funny?

Hope you wee wee in your pants too

Now that's not nice, destiny. In fact I think it's right about time for your medication.

1/26/2007 4:03:08 AM

CousinTed

Why would your wife be in bed with me?

1/26/2007 4:04:41 AM

BurntBush

And if he doesn't show, then your belief system is a lie, and there is no god. See you in the morning buttface.

1/26/2007 4:18:14 AM

Beccs

I hope you grow up some time soon.

You should try it. Being an ADULT is cool.

1/26/2007 4:21:29 AM

Langdon Alger

Hey destiny, guess what?

Didn't happen! Ain't gonna happen!

Fuck you!

1/26/2007 4:33:12 AM

√ėyvind

Oh no! There's a horrible demon in my bed and I've peed my pants! Horror!

2/9/2007 9:03:59 PM

cyborgtroy

That actually happened to me.

Who knew they had female demons?

And that they were incredibly hot?

5/4/2008 12:21:23 AM

BloodyDreamer

Damn! my bed's not big enough, all i ever meet are gremlins!

5/4/2008 3:26:51 AM

Philbert McAdamia

Yeah, yeah, been there, done that, finally gave up drinking. Also woke up with a couple chewed off demon arms under my head.

5/4/2008 4:01:41 AM

Quantum Mechanic

oh

I'll lose so much sleep ...

5/4/2008 4:05:10 AM

J.T.

@CousinTed: You just won the internet.

Although I doubt he's married, considering he doesn't even sound old enough to be out of elementary school yet.

2/16/2009 9:25:25 PM

Joules

Why would anyone be wearing pants in bed?


2/16/2009 9:54:22 PM

Darwin's Lil' Girl

"Wee wee"? What are you, seven?

2/16/2009 10:26:08 PM

Kieranfoy

How the hell would I wind up in bed with Ann Coulter, exactly?

Matter of fact, I can almost see it. Enough drugs, and a reeeaaaallllyyy heavy pair of shades.

3/24/2010 9:11:59 AM

Dr. Shrinker

Hoping will not make demons exist.

3/24/2010 9:36:10 AM

Canama

And then I'll wake up, realize that it's actually morning, and go about my business.

3/9/2011 7:50:27 PM

anti-nonsense

I grew out of being fazed by nightmares a long time ago, kiddo.

3/9/2011 7:52:15 PM

Justanotheratheist

Yes, and there will be pink unicorns fucking under the bed and angels fluttering outside the window.

Grow up, dickwad.

3/10/2011 2:00:31 AM

Anon2

Wake up tonight with the most hidious looking demon? Like this demon?



Yes, please!

3/10/2011 5:00:29 AM

B K

Why thankyou, Destiny, dear. And the self same wishes to you.

3/10/2011 6:11:51 AM

whatever

It happens to some guys on a Sunday morning, but not usually at night...

3/10/2011 7:29:11 AM

GigaGuess

Psssh. I woke up spooning the nastiest, meanest demon you ever saw.

And from that day on, I decided, no more last call tequila shooters.

3/10/2011 8:39:27 AM

Anon-e-moose

"Hope you guys wake up tonight with the most hidious looking demon in the pack lying next to you grinning."

Oh, indeed:



How will I possibly stand such a hideous sight before me: a tall, statuesque, curvaceous (with measurements - especially those! - which defy all known dimensional mathematics), exotically caramel-skinned & silver-haired uber-MILF, hotter than the Big Bang itself, with those eyes burning into my soul, painted-lipped smile suggesting she could take me to Hell and back an infinite number of times - and all before breakfast (and of course, as far as she's concerned, I am breakfast; as far as I'm concerned, she would be dessert!). A hot female in her early-mid-40s with skin like an 18 year-old's, and powers comparable to those of God himself...?!

"Hope you wee wee in your pants too"

I'm gonna need to change my underpants, sure - but not for that reason...!

X3 :9

@Anon2

I'll see your devilishly sexy demonette, and raise you (and something else! XP) cosplayers of the Demon Sisters - Scanty & Kneesocks - from the anime series "Panty & Stocking (with Garterbelt)":



'RL' Scanty & Kneesocks, looking as hot as that - especially in those lethal heels...?:


3/10/2011 8:45:29 AM
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