Greet your new masters!
Hope you guys wake up tonight with the most hidious looking demon in the pack lying next to you grinning. Hope you wee wee in your pants too
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[6/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2
The stupidity and immaturity! It hurts!
You deserve that award.
12/24/2006 10:58:27 AM
Thanks. Now I hear the bell ringing. Run back to class.
1/26/2007 3:56:37 AM
Hope you guys wake up tonight with the most hidious looking demon in the pack lying next to you grinning.
Yea, it'd be worth asking him what's so funny?
Hope you wee wee in your pants too
Now that's not nice, destiny. In fact I think it's right about time for your medication.
1/26/2007 4:03:08 AM
Why would your wife be in bed with me?
1/26/2007 4:04:41 AM
And if he doesn't show, then your belief system is a lie, and there is no god. See you in the morning buttface.
1/26/2007 4:18:14 AM
I hope you grow up some time soon.
You should try it. Being an ADULT is cool.
1/26/2007 4:21:29 AM
Hey destiny, guess what?
Didn't happen! Ain't gonna happen!
1/26/2007 4:33:12 AM
Oh no! There's a horrible demon in my bed
I've peed my pants! Horror!
2/9/2007 9:03:59 PM
That actually happened to me.
Who knew they had female demons?
And that they were incredibly hot?
5/4/2008 12:21:23 AM
Damn! my bed's not big enough, all i ever meet are gremlins!
5/4/2008 3:26:51 AM
Yeah, yeah, been there, done that, finally gave up drinking. Also woke up with a couple chewed off demon arms under my head.
5/4/2008 4:01:41 AM
I'll lose so much sleep ...
5/4/2008 4:05:10 AM
@CousinTed: You just won the internet.
Although I doubt he's married, considering he doesn't even sound old enough to be out of elementary school yet.
2/16/2009 9:25:25 PM
Why would anyone be wearing pants in bed?
2/16/2009 9:54:22 PM
Darwin's Lil' Girl
"Wee wee"? What are you, seven?
2/16/2009 10:26:08 PM
How the hell would I wind up in bed with Ann Coulter, exactly?
Matter of fact, I can almost see it. Enough drugs, and a reeeaaaallllyyy heavy pair of shades.
3/24/2010 9:11:59 AM
Hoping will not make demons exist.
3/24/2010 9:36:10 AM
And then I'll wake up, realize that it's actually morning, and go about my business.
3/9/2011 7:50:27 PM
I grew out of being fazed by nightmares a long time ago, kiddo.
3/9/2011 7:52:15 PM
Yes, and there will be pink unicorns fucking under the bed and angels fluttering outside the window.
Grow up, dickwad.
3/10/2011 2:00:31 AM
Wake up tonight with the most hidious looking demon? Like this demon?
3/10/2011 5:00:29 AM
Why thankyou, Destiny, dear. And the self same wishes to you.
3/10/2011 6:11:51 AM
It happens to some guys on a Sunday morning, but not usually at night...
3/10/2011 7:29:11 AM
Psssh. I woke up spooning the nastiest, meanest demon you ever saw.
And from that day on, I decided, no more last call tequila shooters.
3/10/2011 8:39:27 AM
"Hope you guys wake up tonight with the most hidious looking demon in the pack lying next to you grinning."
How will I possibly stand such a hideous sight before me: a tall, statuesque, curvaceous (with measurements - especially
- which defy all known dimensional mathematics), exotically caramel-skinned & silver-haired uber-MILF, hotter than the Big Bang itself, with those eyes burning into my soul, painted-lipped smile suggesting she could take me to Hell and back an infinite number of times - and all before breakfast (and of course, as far as
breakfast; as far as I'm concerned, she would be dessert!). A hot female in her early-mid-40s with skin like an 18 year-old's, and powers comparable to those of God himself...?!
"Hope you wee wee in your pants too"
I'm gonna need to change my underpants, sure -
but not for
I'll see your devilishly sexy demonette, and raise you (and something else! XP) cosplayers of the Demon Sisters - Scanty & Kneesocks - from the anime series "Panty & Stocking (with Garterbelt)":
'RL' Scanty & Kneesocks, looking as hot as that - especially in those lethal heels...?:
3/10/2011 8:45:29 AM