PART 2
I also have a book (in a manner of speaking) that tells me that there is a cursed family, of which twelve members are cursed by vengeful spirits of the Chinese Zodiac plus the Cat, who was tricked out of his spot in the Zodiac by the Rat. If any of these thirteen cursed people are weakened, or hugged by a member of the opposite sex, they turn into the animal they are possessed by. Think it's impossible? Then the burden of proof is on you, BECAUSE I HAVE A BOOK HERE THAT TELLS ME WHAT HAPPENS.
I also have a book (in a manner of speaking) that tells me that there exist Gods of Death who kill humans using books called Death Notes. If a Death God kills a human before their time, their remaining lifespan is added to the Death God's lifespan. Don't believe it? Then the burden of proof is on you, BECAUSE I HAVE A BOOK HERE THAT TELLS ME WHAT HAPPENS.
I also have a book that tells me that zombies do in fact exist, and what their traits and abilities are. It tells me what they can and can't do, how to prepare for a zombie outbreak, how to defend my home from zombies, what to do while on the run, and how to survive in a world overrun by the undead. It describes past zombie outbreaks and such. Another book by the same person describes what a zombie war would probably look like. Don't believe in zombies? Then the burden of proof is on you, BECAUSE I HAVE A BOOK HERE THAT TELLS ME WHAT HAPPENS.
I could go on, but hopefully you get my point. You seriously think that something being written in a book makes it a fact? Have you never heard of novels? Have you no concept of fiction? Of imagination? Of humans' overwhelming tendency to fill in the gaps in their knowledge with impossible scenarios? Are all of these things foreign concepts to you?
P.S. Bonus points to anyone who can list all the books I'm referring to.
P.P.S. You should read the rest of this guy's posts on that page, they're just as funn/dy as this one, and some are even scarier.