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A couple had a one-eyed stuffed large frog named “Max”. After some period of time they began to talk about him as if he were a family member. Max sat on a bookcase and eventually the couple “noticed his eye” seemed to be looking at them. God revealed the demonic properties of Max, he was trashed and the curses broken that demons had put on the frog.
There are recorded cases where frightened children had terrifying nightmares and upon checking their room it was discovered the child had dolls and stuffed animals in the room. When these items were removed there came a calm and peace to the child and his bedroom.One very demonic item should never be in any child's bedroom or nursery - the "Dream Catcher". Always a deadly curse.

A serious issue with dolls is that many times the child develops a “relationship” with the doll, teddy bear or stuffed animal. The doll or animal becomes a playmate to the child. Some deliverance cases revealed that children actually talking to their dolls and some dolls talking back to the child ( talking back was the demon in the doll ). Look at the word IDOL and you can see the letters spelling dol. Relationships are built between people, not with dolls, puppets or stuffed animals.

A 3 year old had a “Raggedly Ann” doll and held on to the doll as if it were a brother or sister. The Lord spoke to an unrelated adult about this doll and said “None of My daughters are raggedly Anns”.

Anonymous, Free in the Lord Ministries 113 Comments [2/20/2011 5:26:08 AM]
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The Jamo

See? This is what happens when you can't be bothered to get your fat ass out of your chair to go get soda water and you substitute it with cloudy ammonia.

2/20/2011 5:30:54 AM

Brianisha

Its a stuffed cycloptic frog. Man you people need to lay off the Kool Aid.

Dream catchers arent evil, crosses are.

2/20/2011 5:37:57 AM

solomongrundy

All hail the Hypno-Toad!

2/20/2011 5:39:54 AM

Percy Q. Shunn


2/20/2011 5:54:41 AM

The_L

This has to be a Poe. I don't see how anyone can argue with a straight face that children should not have any toys.

2/20/2011 6:04:27 AM

Hasher

Of course, it's so clear now! Hobbes is Calvin's Demonic oppressor!

2/20/2011 6:08:17 AM

Mudak

You don't think nightmares from stuffed toys might be the result of the child's own imagination, do you? Think of that one doll in Poltergeist...

2/20/2011 6:12:22 AM

Typical Poster

Christians suck, right? I am witty and original! Also they're ugly./childishness

2/20/2011 6:19:06 AM

Berny

If you keep telling your children that god sees everything they do and knows when they've been bad, and will send them to hell for it, should you really be surprised when your kids have nightmares?
You people are retarded.

2/20/2011 6:19:15 AM

gravematter

If god has time to tell people that none of his daughters are raggedy anns, why has he not got the time to appear to the rest of us? Just to check in or whatever.

2/20/2011 6:21:10 AM

foolishmoon

"... Look at the word IDOL and you can see the letters spelling dol..."

--What the hell is a "dol?"

"...Look at the word IDOL and you can see the letters spelling dol..."

--You can spell 'do,' 'I do,' 'loid,' 'odil,' and you can spell...'I.' I am a demon? Idjits, everywhere.

2/20/2011 6:50:27 AM



It's not healthy to allow your children to talk to toys. Telling them they live in a world infested with demons is peachy though. Proscribing almost every natural behaviour because it's a sin that will send them to a fiery pit populated by demons: responsible parenting. Assuring them that an invisible man with the power to grant life, death and eternal damnation is watching them literally all of the time (and knows their thoughts too) is being a good Christian.

Nope, nothing wrong with this picture at all.

*hands baby Jesus a tissue*

2/20/2011 6:51:37 AM

Kinderklein

If you imagine something evil lurking under your bed enough, it will become real.

True story.

2/20/2011 7:01:36 AM

Doubting Thomas

It really must be fun being a child growing up in Anonymous' household. Not only do you not get to play with certain toys, but your parents are fucking insane.

2/20/2011 7:05:53 AM

Argle Bargle

The site is hilarious. Apparently, every single household object can be malevolent. Obvously, your best bet is to lock yourself in a vault with a Bible, as long as ol' Lucy doesn't figure out a way to posses it.

2/20/2011 7:14:24 AM

SpukiKitty

This better be a Poe cuz if not, this is one deranged person!

2/20/2011 7:20:49 AM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

"One very demonic item should never be in any child's bedroom or nursery - the "Dream Catcher". Always a deadly curse."

Not for my brother! He's made thousands of dollars making these things and selling them to gullible people at yard sales, festivals, etc.

2/20/2011 7:42:29 AM

TGRwulf

Dream catchers are evil? Do you even know what dream catchers DO? They're made to make you have GOOD dreams by "catching" the evil thoughts. How the fuck is a concept like that evil?

And the rest is just wharblgarbl.

2/20/2011 7:59:16 AM

Horsefeathers

"There are recorded cases where frightened children had terrifying nightmares and upon checking their room it was discovered the child had dolls and stuffed animals in the room."

Why, I'll just bet they found toys too! And books even! And *gasp* maybe even a bed!

What sort of fucking idiot are you anyway?

"When these items were removed there came a calm and peace to the child and his bedroom."

Well, yes. After an emotional outburst of tears, stomping of feet and screaming because some jackass is taking away all of their shit. I would imagine that sort of emotional turmoil would take it out of most people and they'd need a rest afterward.

"One very demonic item should never be in any child's bedroom or nursery - the "Dream Catcher". Always a deadly curse."

Odd. The Native American children seem to have been entirely unaffected by them for centuries.

Perhaps you're just full of shit.

"A serious issue with dolls is that many times the child develops a “relationship” with the doll, teddy bear or stuffed animal."

Yes. And?

Most outgrow it, too. Then again, there's people like you that seem to think these toys are "alive" or "possessed" or some shit. Maybe you should have a five year old explain the difference to you.

"Some deliverance cases revealed that children actually talking to their dolls and some dolls talking back to the child ( talking back was the demon in the doll )."

You're insane.

"A 3 year old had a “Raggedly Ann” doll and held on to the doll as if it were a brother or sister. The Lord spoke to an unrelated adult about this doll and said “None of My daughters are raggedly Anns”."

Case in point.

2/20/2011 7:59:38 AM

Raised by Horses


2/20/2011 8:03:15 AM

Panz

*sighs*

Please be poe, please be poe

2/20/2011 8:08:15 AM

Panz

@ The L

Why not? The religion comes from a time children labored at work as soon as they could walk

2/20/2011 8:09:29 AM

Dorothy Mantooth

Stuff of nightmares?

Not so much...



Truly nightmare-worthy...


2/20/2011 8:22:34 AM

Brendan Rizzo

Is this guy from Hegewisch Ministries? If he isn't, then I weep, because it means that more than one person believes that. Hell, I'm close to tears because EXACTLY one person believes that.

Anyway, don't you realize, Anonymous, that children playing with dolls and stuffed animals is a normal part of childhood? I don't even think that other fundies are this ignorant, so that is an (un)achievement. You can't seriously be unaware that small children are scared of the dark, right? There isn't any demon lurking in darkness just to frighten children. If there were such a thing, then wouldn't it affect more people than small children who are frightened of things in the world which they have not been in for very long? (And lol u cant spell!) Also, massive ignorance of what a Dream Catcher does. (It does precisely nothing, except for some subconscious security, I suppose.) Of course, it is claimed to catch bad dreams and only allow good ones to go through the filter. The fact that you insist it must be demonic proves two things about you: One, that you think that anything created by a non-European culture is of the devil, and two, that you believe that every single superstition must be true. You are literally unable to distinguish truth from superstition. You are too far gone for any amount of education to fix your delusions. The only solution is to ensure that you don't pass on your delusions to anyone else. In other words, STFU.

2/20/2011 8:24:01 AM

Hertzyscowicz

"...upon checking their room it was discovered the child had dolls and stuffed animals in the room"

You don't say?

"A 3 year old had a “Raggedly Ann” doll and held on to the doll as if it were a brother or sister. The Lord spoke to an unrelated adult about this doll and said “None of My daughters are raggedly Anns”."

Now, my knowledge of parenting is admittedly limited, but maybe, just maybe you shouldn't be taking parenting advice from disembodied voices somebody else is hearing.

I'm going to go on a limb and guess that the original author has no children of his or her own (which I might add would be a blessing for the human race in general and the hypothetical children in particular).

2/20/2011 8:33:08 AM
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