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A couple had a one-eyed stuffed large frog named “Max”. After some period of time they began to talk about him as if he were a family member. Max sat on a bookcase and eventually the couple “noticed his eye” seemed to be looking at them. God revealed the demonic properties of Max, he was trashed and the curses broken that demons had put on the frog.
There are recorded cases where frightened children had terrifying nightmares and upon checking their room it was discovered the child had dolls and stuffed animals in the room. When these items were removed there came a calm and peace to the child and his bedroom.One very demonic item should never be in any child's bedroom or nursery - the "Dream Catcher". Always a deadly curse.

A serious issue with dolls is that many times the child develops a “relationship” with the doll, teddy bear or stuffed animal. The doll or animal becomes a playmate to the child. Some deliverance cases revealed that children actually talking to their dolls and some dolls talking back to the child ( talking back was the demon in the doll ). Look at the word IDOL and you can see the letters spelling dol. Relationships are built between people, not with dolls, puppets or stuffed animals.

A 3 year old had a “Raggedly Ann” doll and held on to the doll as if it were a brother or sister. The Lord spoke to an unrelated adult about this doll and said “None of My daughters are raggedly Anns”.

Anonymous, Free in the Lord Ministries 113 Comments [2/20/2011 5:26:08 AM]
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well just to be safe you better stay in an empty room for the rest of your life, otherwise you know the demons will get you

2/21/2011 3:13:35 AM

LDM

I had dozens of dolls and stuffed animals growing up, and until a few years ago collected them as an adult. They never gave me nightmares.

It was the garbage my priest and CCD teacher fed us that kept me up at night as a young child.

@Huckster Sam-I love that story!

2/21/2011 3:22:31 AM

WWWWolf

> Look at the word IDOL and you can see the letters spelling dol.

And look at the word LARD and you can see the letters almost spelling "lord". Fattiness is, literally, next to godliness! (Except if you've been to Conservapedia lately)

2/21/2011 4:27:29 AM



And not a single fuck was given that day... except by a crazy moron who could only count to Jeebus anyway.

2/21/2011 4:44:42 AM

FMG

Wait what? They are freaking dolls, kids pretend to play with them and act out gender specific roles. So boys play with dolls that are superheroes and soldiers while girls play with dolls that are pro shopping and beauty salons and boys.

Dream Catchers are mumbo jumbo.

2/21/2011 9:08:35 AM

dionysus

@#1259221

well just to be safe you better stay in an empty room for the rest of your life, otherwise you know the demons will get you

Preferably one with extra padding so err...the demons can't go through the walls...yeah, that's it. Anonymous doesn't have to worry anymore, I have a nice safe, place in mind just for him/her where there'll be plenty of people there to take good care of Anonymous and help make the demons go away.

2/21/2011 9:59:25 AM

Pikachukid

"A serious issue with dolls is that many times the child develops a “relationship” with the doll, teddy bear or stuffed animal. The doll or animal becomes a playmate to the child. Some deliverance cases revealed that children actually talking to their dolls and some dolls talking back to the child ( talking back was the demon in the doll ). Look at the word IDOL and you can see the letters spelling dol. Relationships are built between people, not with dolls, puppets or stuffed animals. "

It gives them a sense of security, dumbass. It's the same reason children have imaginary friends. Or security blankets. Or teddy bears.

BTW: Raggedy Ann.

2/21/2011 10:04:37 AM

Papabear

Fundie to English translation -- "I'm a complete nutter."

2/21/2011 10:12:15 AM

Anon-e-moose

@#1259125

If Shinku is your favourite of the Maidens (mine's Suigintou; she's voiced by the Seiyuu Goddess Rie Tanaka [pbuh], natch), then the anime series "Gosick" that's currently airing in Japan (ep. 7 out now) will be right up your alley.

...~desu.

2/21/2011 10:29:05 AM



Stuffed animal with a life of its own. The last paranoia I was expected to hear.

2/21/2011 10:32:48 AM



Most of us stop believing in monsters under the bed and that stuffed animals can talk to us after about age 6. Clearly Anonymous is an exception to this.

2/21/2011 12:41:17 PM

lisamariefan

Oh. I see.

Children are free to have imaginations, just not about stuff they want.

2/21/2011 2:36:57 PM

Song

Children? Talking to dolls? Using their imaginations? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! *girly scream*

@Allegory for Jesus-- XD

2/21/2011 4:39:36 PM

PiGirl13

"A 3 year old had a “Raggedly Ann” doll and held on to the doll as if it were a brother or sister. The Lord spoke to an unrelated adult about this doll and said “None of My daughters are raggedly Anns”."

GOD HATES RAGS!

2/21/2011 5:02:39 PM

Deep Search

Well, gee. I had a dream catcher over my bed when I was a kid. And I had stuffed animals that I really loved and spoke to/played with.

I guess I get a super "deadly curse." I wonder how I'm still alive.

2/21/2011 5:45:40 PM

Canama

That must've been a pretty bad trip.

Lay off the acid.

2/21/2011 6:09:05 PM

Moondog

Someone saw "Child's Play" one too many times. Look out! Chucky's coming for you!

2/21/2011 6:32:31 PM

nazani14

Exxxxxcelllent... destroy the child's instinct to bond and nurture, and see how it will treat you when you're old.

2/21/2011 8:30:55 PM

Chatvert

Wow. Really?

I bet Anonymous here would freak right out if they ever wandered into the vicinity of an anime convention and saw people carrying around Asian ball-jointed dolls. Since they're strung with tense elastic, sometimes limbs have a tendency to twitch and scare the uninitiated. The eyes are quite good for freaking people out, especially if you get them in good-quality glass. :3

(Only linking to pictures because they can trigger strong automatonophobia/pediophobia in people, but I personally think they're gorgeous.)

2/21/2011 10:09:08 PM

dionysus

A couple had a one-eyed stuffed large frog named “Max”. After some period of time they began to talk about him as if he were a family member. Max sat on a bookcase and eventually the couple “noticed his eye” seemed to be looking at them. God revealed the demonic properties of Max, he was trashed and the curses broken that demons had put on the frog.

One-eyed frogs can be kind of scary I guess but you what you really need to watch out for is the one-eyed snake. They tend to live in your pants and if you see one you must immediately seek to exorcise it.

2/22/2011 7:58:24 AM

dionysus

@mabus

The only reason you delete this msg is because you know I am RIGHT!

No, I'm pretty sure the reason your crap is removed is because it's useless and annoying spam. I delete messages from my email all the time that promise me low interest loans, free Playstations, and to double the size of my penis. Does that make them right?

2/22/2011 8:01:59 AM

Potentate Argyros

Somebody forgot their meds again.

2/22/2011 9:59:27 AM



They're scared of stuffed animals and dolls, thinking demons lurk inside them? Some knowledge of the brain and mind is sorely needed here.

2/22/2011 8:41:37 PM

vladjames

Wow Hoolywood had it wrong.If want an demon out take an s**t.

2/22/2011 9:58:47 PM

Vesus

"A serious issue with dolls is that many times the child develops a “relationship” with the doll, teddy bear or stuffed animal.

This guy prefers that his kids will only have "relationships" with the invisible friend that speaks to Daddy about important demon-related issues. But dolls? They're evil.

2/23/2011 7:10:14 AM
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