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Obama is a creature of Darkness. He is selling Our children to the homosexuals for power and We will resist him with every legal avenue possible... We're winning major battles all over the world and We want to win another victory here in America. Remember Our battle cry, "God in San Francisco Christmas Day 2012!" That is Our goal this year for the Christmas season, the childrens' boycott, and, to have me denounce the homosexuals on the steps of San Francisco's city hall Christmas Day. Help Us achieve it. Rally America! Come on Tea Party members, join Us! Moses is our man! He will lead us with thunder and lightning!

Devoted2Romney, Y!A 42 Comments [3/30/2012 3:22:27 AM]
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nutbunny

"Obama is a creature of Darkness."

What ARE you implying?

He is selling Our children to the homosexuals for power"

I haven't got any yet. Maybe they're being held up at Customs.

"God in San Francisco Christmas Day 2012!"

Strange choice for a pride parade theme

3/30/2012 3:37:56 AM



"Obama is a creature of Darkness."

No, he's a human being.

"He is selling Our children to the homosexuals for power"

Seriously? This shit again?

"We will resist him with every legal avenue possible... "

ellipsis...




3/30/2012 3:42:11 AM



I can see him now, Yuletide morning, standing on the steps of City Hall denouncing away to an audience of absolutely nobody. Yeah, that'll teach the buggers.

Also - Moses? WTF?

3/30/2012 3:43:10 AM

Robespierre

Obama is black. He is (in office when others are) rolling back discrimination against homosexuals. Gender-blind marriage is slowly becoming the norm in western Europe and even latin America, but maybe we can keep oppressing this minority for a few more years and be a drag on mankind's progress as we have always been. Remember.. oh fuck, that's unfixable.

3/30/2012 4:10:07 AM

Filin De Blanc

Moses? What happened to Jesus?

3/30/2012 4:11:38 AM

checkmate

Obama without his makeup:



The Republicans just can't understand why an uppity nigg.., err, darky, won't stay in his place and has instead decided to pollute the White House.

Well, too bad. No White House cleansing for four more years. After that you can change the sheets in the president's bedroom, after all that nigg.., err, darky color has rubbed off on them.

3/30/2012 4:20:03 AM

Reynardine

Yeah, I'm sure in this freak's eyes, Obama is a creature of darkness...melanin.

3/30/2012 4:25:52 AM

Anon-e-moose

"Obama is a creature of Darkness."



If I were female, and he wasn't married, I'd do him in a hot nanosecond.

"Come on Tea Party members, join Us! Moses is our man! He will lead us with thunder and lightning!"

And when you lot lose, come later this year, despite your 'Moses', you'll drift away, sheeple-like, and Tsundere; 'It... it's not as if I wanted to vote for you...!' >:D

'Devoted2Romney', eh...? Shows how far an electorate - to say nothing of a political party linked to such (GOP) - have fallen, when they're reduced to supporting a Mormon to try and get rid of Obama. When, not so long ago, they'd have had an aneurysm at the thought of even nominating a RINO like him (and they said the same about McCain, pre-2009).

What happened to 'refusing to vote for Romney, because he's not a Southern Baptist' like you lot, eh? Now that's keeping to your principles, Teabaggers. [/hyper-sarcasm]

Like him & his policies, you lot 'Flip-Flop', re. your politics. Nope, no hypocrisy on your part, nosiree! [/hyper-sarcasm II]

Looking at Obama in recent days, when giving speeches, press conferences etc, I see a man unburdened by worry; if not for having to undo the unholy fuckup by your previous God Emperor of Fucking Up, then at least the upcoming elections. Considering the dead bottom-feeders the GOP's dredged up to try and oppose him, it's all but in the bag for his 2nd term.

Next to the 2012 London Olympics, I shall have something else to look forward to this year: Seeing all you Teabaggers become suicidal with despair when your precious Repubican candidate concedes to the 'creature of Darkness'. My Schadenfreude levels will be OVER 9000, and I'll feel ultra-smug & hyper-superior.

Hopefully you lot will be so disillusioned with the political system in the US, that you'll never vote again. And - not taking into account how this experience will cause a schism between moderate Republicans & the Religious Right - as a result, the Democrats will rule for ever and ever RAmen. Good. >:D

3/30/2012 4:39:33 AM

Brendan Rizzo

Fine. Use every legal avenue available to resist the liberals (as we are doing the same to resist conservatives). But the moment you cross over into illegality, watch as all your support evaporates.

3/30/2012 5:20:11 AM

Mister Spak

"Come on Tea Party members, join Us!"

Teabaggers want to put Jesus in San Francisco? That must be one hot hispanic.

3/30/2012 5:33:49 AM

Doperwtje

Devoted2Romney is most definetaly a Poe. One of her YA questions is the 'a penis is a F'ing weapon!'quote we had here some time ago, only copypasted with additional crazy.
Unsoriginal troll is unoriginal.

3/30/2012 6:05:55 AM

Mephistopheles

Where exactly can I buy these children? Did I miss the memo?

3/30/2012 6:11:06 AM

yuriejb

So Obama's a Creature of Darkness. What kind? Clearly he's not an Unshaped Raksha. Maybe he's an Abyssal? <\Exalted>

3/30/2012 6:22:50 AM

Doubting Thomas

Remember Our battle cry, "God in San Francisco Christmas Day 2012!" That is Our goal this year for the Christmas season, the childrens' boycott, and, to have me denounce the homosexuals on the steps of San Francisco's city hall Christmas Day.

Hey, I remember this guy, wasn't it Gerald Polley or someone like that who was quoted here on fstdt about having a "rally" on the steps of San Francisco city hall on Christmas day? Yeah good luck with getting a bunch of people to come when they'll probably be spending time with family.

Yep, here it is: http://www.fstdt.com/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=78175 Either this quote is direct from Gerald Polley or else someone cut & pasted his comment to Yahoo.

3/30/2012 6:44:05 AM

Papabear

Or, you could mind your own business, grow up and try to become a benefit to society.

P.S. Moses is your man? Vote for him then.

3/30/2012 7:05:13 AM



What a crazy mother fucker

3/30/2012 7:34:18 AM

Noneofyourbusiness

You know, I see things like this and I don't believe that homophobes really believe homosexuality isn't inherent, because they talk about homosexual people like another race or a type of monster.

3/30/2012 7:40:01 AM

Pup

He isn't Charlie Murphy and you aren't Rick James, bitch. :P

3/30/2012 7:49:34 AM



I can't read this for all the random capitalisation...

3/30/2012 8:19:03 AM

TheLastCenturion

i hate to be the bearer of bad news, but moses has been dead for AT LEAST 2000 years. he isn't going to be leading anyone anytime soon.

i wish you the best of luck with your campaign, though. you will surely need it. the thing about atheists, liberals, homosexuals, and just non-indoctrinated people in general, is that they tend be a lot happier AND less stressed than religious zealots. and we are able to see it, where you just assume we are more miserable than you, yet are enraged at the idea that we are happier without your god than you are with. you are going to have a dickens of a time turning ANYONE, never mind people who are already happy with their lives.

3/30/2012 8:37:58 AM

John

He is selling Our children to the homosexuals for power

How does one achieve power by appealing to a tiny minority? And Obama hasn't even done much of that. He called for repeal of DADT, which hardly affects children and merely allows homosexuals, who are already in the service anyway, to serve without fear of being kicked out if it's discovered they're gay; and he's refused to enforce DOMA, the main effect of which is to allow states that don't have same sex marriage to ignore same-sex marriages issued by states that do. What else has he done in his quest for power? Refused to round them up and send them to concentration camps or make them wear pink triangles?

3/30/2012 8:42:48 AM

Berny

With all the problem your country has with unemployment, inadequate health care coverage for over 25% of your population, an overreaching military and a ballooning deficit, THIS is what you think is the biggest problem facing America?
You're a fucking moron.

3/30/2012 9:24:03 AM

Xotan

"Obama is a creature of Darkness."

No. It's a simple matter of akin pigmentations.

I have remarkably while skin, which makes it obligatory that I avoid strong sunlight for all but very short periods. This is because I come from a land that has little sunshine and much cloud. However, being so white does not make me a creature of the light. I am, however, much whiter than most so-called white Americans. But so what? I do not have the capacity to take a tan, which is a bit of a bother. And I must avoid tropical sun. So I suppose I must be a vampire, by Devoted2 R's atandard.

As I said, pigmentation.

3/30/2012 9:39:33 AM

breakerslion

Moses is our man! He will lead us with thunder jugs* and white lightning!

Fixed

* Chamber pots, denoting a culture too backward for indoor plumbing.

3/30/2012 10:35:45 AM

Old Viking

Moses, Moses, he's our man, if he can't do it no one can! Sis! Boom! Bah!

3/30/2012 11:49:43 AM
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