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Quote# 90960

Did you know that the Darwin couldn't even drive a car?

nouveau, CARM 77 Comments [11/25/2012 3:33:17 PM]
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#1473844
Jon

And your point is?

11/25/2012 3:39:00 PM

#1473849


Not only that, he couldn't fly a plane!

11/25/2012 3:46:34 PM

#1473859
New Face of Rev

There goes my childhood image of Darwin driving around the galapogos islands catagorising finches in his jalopy.

11/25/2012 3:57:13 PM

#1473861


Neither could George Washington. What's your point?

11/25/2012 3:58:43 PM

#1473865
Snarker

Neither could Jesus, not that anyone cares about that.

11/25/2012 4:02:58 PM

#1473872
UHM


11/25/2012 4:09:03 PM

#1473874
tjonp

This and his other posts would suggest that nouveau is a troll.

11/25/2012 4:11:40 PM

#1473876
Auggziliary

And Jesus didn't know what a radio was.

11/25/2012 4:13:34 PM

#1473880
Luna Tique

Um...because people generally didn't at the time?

11/25/2012 4:19:46 PM

#1473885
New Face of Rev

More Creationist lies, DMV records from 1850 show a Black Ford Mustang registered to a C. Darwin.

11/25/2012 4:24:46 PM

#1473887


Really guys? Really? We're putting up obvious troll posts? Really?

What's next? We gonna post a "I'M KOREAN SON OF A BITCH AMERICAN" comment under RSTDT?

11/25/2012 4:26:09 PM

#1473889
Dr.Shrinker

Nouveau is either the smartest or the dumbest troll in the business

11/25/2012 4:33:15 PM

#1473894
Osiris

Neither could Jesus.

11/25/2012 4:40:16 PM

#1473895
John

He couldn't download a Netflix movie to watch on his iPad, either. Neither could you, 10 years ago.

11/25/2012 4:42:05 PM

#1473905
Dr. Steve Brule

Seriously, why was this even posted? This is obviously a troll or a mock posting!

11/25/2012 4:50:04 PM

#1473907
Arctic Knight

Hahahahahaha!

Did you know Jesus couldn't drive a car either?

Hahahahahahahaha!

11/25/2012 4:51:19 PM

#1473908
Fawful has seen God has a vagina on top of his penis

I call Poe.


11/25/2012 4:51:29 PM

#1473915
Wehpudicabok

If this isn't a parody I'm the queen of England.

I did get a decent chuckle though.

11/25/2012 5:01:51 PM

#1473917
Raised by Horses

Well, that revelation has completely destroyed my acceptance of evolution.

11/25/2012 5:08:07 PM

#1473924


This is an obvious troll. Slow day at FSTDT I see.

11/25/2012 5:21:25 PM

#1473933


Darwin also NEVER USED A COMPUTER!!!

11/25/2012 5:25:58 PM

#1473936
Rabbit of Caerbannog

Are we sure this wasn't said it jest?...

11/25/2012 5:35:54 PM

#1473941
Thinking Allowed


11/25/2012 5:54:26 PM

#1473943


I will bet that he didnt have a helicopter either. Not many cars around in the mid 1800s.
He could probably use a horse and buggy though.

11/25/2012 5:58:04 PM

#1473953
musicalbookworm

Sure it's wrong to pick someone with such an obvious mental deficiency.

11/25/2012 6:07:49 PM
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