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Did you know that the Darwin couldn't even drive a car?

nouveau, CARM 77 Comments [11/25/2012 3:33:17 PM]
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Jon

And your point is?

11/25/2012 3:39:00 PM



Not only that, he couldn't fly a plane!

11/25/2012 3:46:34 PM

New Face of Rev

There goes my childhood image of Darwin driving around the galapogos islands catagorising finches in his jalopy.

11/25/2012 3:57:13 PM



Neither could George Washington. What's your point?

11/25/2012 3:58:43 PM

Snarker

Neither could Jesus, not that anyone cares about that.

11/25/2012 4:02:58 PM

UHM


11/25/2012 4:09:03 PM

tjonp

This and his other posts would suggest that nouveau is a troll.

11/25/2012 4:11:40 PM

Auggziliary

And Jesus didn't know what a radio was.

11/25/2012 4:13:34 PM

Luna Tique

Um...because people generally didn't at the time?

11/25/2012 4:19:46 PM

New Face of Rev

More Creationist lies, DMV records from 1850 show a Black Ford Mustang registered to a C. Darwin.

11/25/2012 4:24:46 PM



Really guys? Really? We're putting up obvious troll posts? Really?

What's next? We gonna post a "I'M KOREAN SON OF A BITCH AMERICAN" comment under RSTDT?

11/25/2012 4:26:09 PM

Dr.Shrinker

Nouveau is either the smartest or the dumbest troll in the business

11/25/2012 4:33:15 PM

Osiris

Neither could Jesus.

11/25/2012 4:40:16 PM

John

He couldn't download a Netflix movie to watch on his iPad, either. Neither could you, 10 years ago.

11/25/2012 4:42:05 PM

Dr. Steve Brule

Seriously, why was this even posted? This is obviously a troll or a mock posting!

11/25/2012 4:50:04 PM

Arctic Knight

Hahahahahaha!

Did you know Jesus couldn't drive a car either?

Hahahahahahahaha!

11/25/2012 4:51:19 PM

Fawful has seen God has a vagina on top of his penis

I call Poe.


11/25/2012 4:51:29 PM

Wehpudicabok

If this isn't a parody I'm the queen of England.

I did get a decent chuckle though.

11/25/2012 5:01:51 PM

Raised by Horses

Well, that revelation has completely destroyed my acceptance of evolution.

11/25/2012 5:08:07 PM



This is an obvious troll. Slow day at FSTDT I see.

11/25/2012 5:21:25 PM



Darwin also NEVER USED A COMPUTER!!!

11/25/2012 5:25:58 PM

Rabbit of Caerbannog

Are we sure this wasn't said it jest?...

11/25/2012 5:35:54 PM

Thinking Allowed


11/25/2012 5:54:26 PM



I will bet that he didnt have a helicopter either. Not many cars around in the mid 1800s.
He could probably use a horse and buggy though.

11/25/2012 5:58:04 PM

musicalbookworm

Sure it's wrong to pick someone with such an obvious mental deficiency.

11/25/2012 6:07:49 PM
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