Satin is the beast that is is not and should never be.
A lie
A lie 'Satan' has power in that people believe it.
Therefore whitchcraft is real if you let it have power over you.
The problem is that you may not let it have power over you by not believing. Other fools however due to their own superstitions and ignorance will.
The truth shall set you free. In so much that Thomas Muthee took away the local witches power of persuasion over the people by letting them know that her power was false 'a lie' they wised up and to prevent her from manipulating more foolish people they drove her out of town. Good job Mr. Muthee.
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"Satin is the beast that is is not and should never be."
O NOES!!!1!!11!eleventyone
Make sure youre paint is Semi-Gloss or Flat, folks. And just say no to satin clothes...
"Ed Wood" - well, it sounds like the dialogue from Plan Nine from Outer Space all right.
What next? Vampira? Tor Johnson? Bela Lugosi? Criswell?
Okay, stay with me here. Satan is a lie. The superstition of demons and devils can have power over your mental abilities if you let it. The power of these is false. The truth shall set you free.
Oops, lost you didn't I? Damn religious tendencies!!
Satin IS the beast
but Angora is divine.
If things only have power and exist if I believe in them...
And I don't believe in God or Satan...
THEN I WIN.
My belief system is clearly superior.
Satin is the beast that is is not and should never be.
O NOES! Good, soft fabric is 3vil!
A lie
A lie 'Satan' has power in that people believe it.
Wut?
Therefore whitchcraft is real if you let it have power over you.
Riiiiiiight...
The problem is that you may not let it have power over you by not believing. Other fools however due to their own superstitions and ignorance will.
Like Christianity and other religions.
The truth shall set you free. In so much that Thomas Muthee took away the local witches power of persuasion over the people by letting them know that her power was false 'a lie' they wised up and to prevent her from manipulating more foolish people they drove her out of town. Good job Mr. Muthee.
WTF?
Other fools however due to their own superstitions and ignorance will.
Remember Matthew 5:22?
Whosoever shall say, Thou fool, shall be in danger of hell fire.
God is the beast that is is not and should never be.
A lie
A lie 'God' has power in that people believe it.
Therefore religion is real if you let it have power over you.
The problem is that you may not let it have power over you by not believing. Other fools however due to their own superstitions and ignorance will.
The truth shall set you free.
Fixed.
It seems Ed Wood has finally given up on women's clothes.
A shame. Satin is amazing. And no, it doesn't lie.
'which craft' are you specifically talking about ?
HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW
PAH, I'm kidding, your material sucks no matter how well you spell it.
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Isn't fear and superstition the main reason why christianity's survived for so long?
If Muthee is so powerful, how come Palin got nominated for the Vice Presidency?
BTW, she does seem to dress well, perhaps with the help of satin - or silk?
@ Michael: "fear and superstition" Bingo!
"In so much that Thomas Muthee took away the local witches power of persuasion over the people by letting them know that her power was false 'a lie' they wised up and to prevent her from manipulating more foolish people they drove her out of town."
Bullshit! Muthee claimed that Mamma Jane (the fortune-teller in question) caused several auto accidents in the city of Kiambu through "witchcraft." Muthee clearly indicated that she could make bad things happen through occult means. Claiming otherwise is just shilly-shally!
The point is this: Do we want a VP who received a blessing from a minister who honestly believes that witchcraft actually has the power to change reality? Do we want to risk having a VP (and potential P) who might believe that witches can wield actual magic that works?
"whitchcraft [sic] is real if you let it have power over you."
I know this. I've been bespelled before. (Stop laughing, cynics. I know it sounds crazy and stupid, but it's the truth.)
However, I also know that the Craft doesn't come from Satan. In this case, it came from a young seidhmadhr who thought making me his sex slave would be funny.
Satin is the beast that is is not and should never be.
I usually agree for a day or two after trying to sew with the stuff. That shit refuses to behave.
Charmeuse (note to freako104 -- that's a weave of silk satin ) is especially worthy of being called "the beast" -- it's bad enough when a fabric stretches or slips, but why must such a lovely material do both at once ?
"whitchcraft is real if you let it have power over you."
No, if you let it have power over you, witchcraft is still a delusion. A delusion that has power over you.
I don't like satin either. It feels too weird.
Oh wait, I think I might be confusing satin with something else. Well, whatever.
Confused?
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