I think baldness is related to having a haughty spirit or arrogance.
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Well, well, apparently JohnR7 thinks the prophet Elisha had a haughty, arrogant spirit. Strange - I always thought Elisha (according to the Bible) was given a double portion of Elijah's spirit subsequent to Elijah being whisked up into Heaven by God.
So, if someone with twice the godly spirit of Elijah can be said to have a haughty, arrogant spirit, what we're really saying here (at least that I can infer) is that.... God is haughty and arrogant?
Wow, John.
You know, I actually want to agree with JohnR7 there. I started balding at age 18, and have often been accused of being haughty and arrogant.
Of course, dealing with a world full of indoctrinated idiots does make one want to pull one's hair out. And it is pretty easy to be haughty and arrogant when one's intellectual ability and moral grounding are greater and more solid than the aggregate of whole churches full of believers. In the end, I suppose it would be more truthful to blame both my baldness and my haughty arrogance on religious dipshits like JohnR7!
"mommy, why is daddy going bald?"
"because he uses his head for so much thinking, sweetie"
"But mommy, why does you have so much hair then?"
The scientific and medical communities seem to think baldness is related to genetics.
Since the actual evidence appears to be in their favor, I believe I'll go with their side of things.
It's been said that men balding in the front are thinkers.
And men balding in the back are sexy.
And men balding front AND back are bald headed old geezers who think they're sexy.
Now why would a fundie name himself after a street in Detroit where prostitutes hang out...
"I think baldness is related to having a haughty spirit or arrogance."
Every trichologist on the planet would like a word with you, JohnR7.
Opinions != Facts.
Wow. Just wow.
If I were to go by personal experience, I would say that baldness was related to being kind, intelligent, and being a decent human being.
However, because I have a brain and realize that causation and correlation are not exactly the same thing, I think that baldness is probably genetic, though I don't know the exact details, that's what my common sense and ten seconds of internet research seem to tell me.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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