Beyond the US, christians are being hunted down and killed like never before. I firmly believe that christians in the US have FAR too much protection. Part of the problem here is that there arent enough hard-line atheists willing to retaliate against this crime!
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I'd like to think this is a Poe but you have to acknowledge that there are nutters, lunatics and dickheads on every side.
But the lack of knowledge of outside the US certainly gels with the persecution complex of some US Christians.
If you're a Poe, stop trying to discredit atheists you dumbfuck. We have enough genuine atheist nutbars already.
If you're not a Poe, just go somewhere far away and don't come back. Nobody needs to be around that kind of shit. You're a disgrace to atheism.
That didn't sound like any of the crazy atheists I know. The language and frame of reference was very Bible Belt, so either it's a liar or someone in the Bible Belt who's recently broken with their family and throwing a fit in the name of individualism and getting attention. I'm leaning toward the liar.
'Beyond the US, christians are being hunted down and killed like never before."
Where? Can you cite examples of this mass extermination of Christians around the world? I have traveled around the world and been to many countries on several continents and I have not witnessed any of the Christian exterminations you allege. Have you even been outside of your little community?
I can't believe there is anyone stupid enough to think this is a serious post.
It's clearly meant to be an exaggeration - it's satire, if anything. Not fundie, but not funny either.
Part of me wants me to believe this is a fundie making a very poor attempt to imitate atheists, but if I believed that I would be succumbing to the No True Scotsman fallacy.
It's a sad day indeed when religious people don't have the monopoly on batshit craziness.
Part of me wants me to believe this is a fundie making a very poor attempt to imitate atheists, but if I believed that I would be succumbing to the No True Scotsman fallacy.
No, that wouldn’t. No True Scotsman is not about suspecting someone to be pretending to be something else. It’s about trying to shift firmly established criteria about group membership.
Old news.
"Beyond the US, christians are being hunted down and killed like never before. "
This is a common myth in fundieland. When I started reading this entry, the opening sentence made me think it was another xian whinging about about how they're so persecuted.
So I'm going to go with the poe/troll explaination.
"Beyond the US, christians are being hunted down and killed like never before."
Really? This is strange. Here in Canada, there is no mass murder of Christians. Or are you one of those rednecks who think Canada is the 53rd American state?
Definitely calling poe on this one. Certainly the possiblity exists that there are uninformed atheists (Beyond the US, christians are being hunted down and killed like never before ) on this level, and even atheists can be psychotic/homicidal. This, however, just seems like too perfect a situation.
Additionally, the wording in the first sentence seems more like something a fundie would say.
Sorry troll, STUPID PEOPLE are the kind of people that condem a whole group because of the acts of one clearly mentally disturbed member. That's what you are, a stupid person.
SMART PEOPLE assign responsibility proportionatley, and against those who really should bear some guilt. Although athiests, like any group, contain some people who are STUPID (i.e. you, if you really are an athiest), most athiests are SMART (especially when compared to Christians, which is what you probably are).
Anyway, haven't you got a Muslum community centre to complain about or something?
Troll.
"since they are christian and I have developed a thirst for the blood of christians".
Yeah, no. Text, especially without context, makes it hard to get the meaning sometimes, but he's either being sarcastic or trolling.
And if that's trolling he's not doing it very well.
Obvious troll is obvious. Don't get me wrong : atheists can be this crazy, bloodthirsty and fanatic. But phrasings like "christians are being hunted down and killed like never before", "hard-line atheists" or "I have developed a thirst for the blood of christians" sound waaaay too much like a fundie Christian impersonation of a fundie atheist.
On one atheist quote, I made a rant about "why is it whenever an atheist quote comes up, everyone shouts 'poe?'"
Of course, I feel inclined to shout "poe" to this one, myself.
Yeah, do the math buddy. There are more of them than us.
Besides, what would murdering some random Christian solve? Murdering random anyones is fucking stupid!
What's the betting that this is a Christian troll?
"christians are being hunted down and killed like never before.....I have developed a thirst for the blood of christians...."
If that's not a Christian fundie endtimes fantasy, I'm a monkey's uncle.
@wp88 -
OK, I'll take your word you're not a christian troll. That leaves the choices at (A) a non-christian troll and/or (B) a stupid, evil-minded shit wad.
P.S. If you keep checking back for comments on your nut-phuckery and respond, that establishes that choice A is correct and choice B may be as well.
@wp88: Does your name stand for White Power Heil Hitler, by any chance? Because if it does, I'd point out that the majority of those who subscribe to your Nazi wannabee ideology call themselves Christians. So if you butcher all the Christians, you'll decimate your own (already pretty tiny) ranks. Not that decimation of your bunch would in itself be a bad thng.
I believe this to be a Christian poe as well, since only Christians tend to claim that they are being hunted down & killed in other countries. If on the rare chance that this person is for real, then he's a fucking nutcase.
smoke some sinsemilla
chill out
Ah, I remember this one. My first submission to FSTDT, before I had a name. Probably a poe looking back, but I'm impressed by its WTF-index scale.
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