["I wonder if we'll have computers in heaven and the new earth?" ]
I was wondering about this-computers in heaven and new earth? In Randy Alcorn's book, "Heaven" , he seems to think we'll have all of our current technologies, sports, books, etc.- just VERY expanded and enhanced. wonder if there will be a "Rapture Over" website?
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Nope. I've spoken with god. It's harps, halos, clouds, and kissing gods ass for all eternity. No other activities will be permitted. Have fun.
In Heaven you're allowed every piece of technology ever created. As long as you can describe how it works.
@ wow- just 'cause a fundie says something hilarious doesn't mean HE was joking. Poster goes on to say:
"... just quoting from Randy Alcorn's book-p.154:"Albert Wolters says, "Redemption means restoration-that is, the return to the goodness of an originally unscathed creation and not merely the addition of something supracreational.....This restoration affects the whole of creational life and not merely some limited area within it."
@ Old Viking
College Women's Volleyball?
In my heaven, only the legitimate sports; mud & oil wrestling and Naked Girl Avalanche.
May be combined, OK.
There will be no computers in Heaven. There will, however, be Windows Vista, MSIE, and multimedia-rich Web sites in Hell.
When I was Christian, I believed that Heaven would be a restored Eden, which means fun, fun camping times!
"wonder if there will be a "Rapture Over" website?"
If there are computers in Heaven, FSTDT is going to be swamped with submissions like never before.
this is a joke, or what pases as a joke for this retards right?
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if not
way to have a simplistic view of spirituality
In Heaven you're allowed every piece of technology ever created. As long as you can describe how it works.
And as long as it doesn't contain iron components, presumably. So, no motor vehicles, no electrical machinery ... hey, that must be why everyone always associates god and heaven with long beards: no razor blades!
If you haven't been good enough for Santa to bring you that new flat screen for xmas, just wait and jesus will hand you a bigger one, in person, autographed, up in the sky.
And a pony, won't that be nice?
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@ God
My coming makes this world the perfect place to be.
My coming makes where I am at the moment the perfect place to be. Oh, you!
Thanks
"I wonder if we'll have computers in heaven and the new earth?"
Yes we will, and they'll run RiscOS - the only true, divine OS.
Yes, computers will exist in heaven but they'll all be 386s with CGA video, 80MB hard drives and dial-up modem connections to the guardian Arpanet PDPs. Exec-PC will rule again during the tribulation.
Of course, it'll be hard to plug all this shit into clouds so anyone's guess if it will actually work or not. ;-)
Well, considering that 95% of the internet is porn, and assuming that porn is not allowed in heaven, along with fun things like games, computers are gonna suck.
I hope heaven is steampunk.
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