i believe Mike Huckabee can guide this land with the good word of the book and wipe the sinners and heathans from this land like muslims and gays, and those who do not accept our savior, Jesus Christ.
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So that's who America, the land of the free, wants for President? Someone who'll piss on anyone who's not one of the less than 30% of Americans who are evangelical Christians?
The Founding Fathers would vomit.
PS - I'm currently registered as a Republican (our local elections are settled by the Republican primary, and choosing the town Mayor is more important to me than who the Republicans nominate for President), so I'm voting for Huckabee in the primary. I figure either Obama or Clinton will easily bury his religious-right ass; it's McCain I'm worried about.
I got an even better idea.
Us "sinners' Stay where we are and you and the Huckter go find a land more fitting with your world view...
Like iran or even better, the moon of Io.
Well, I believe that if I take enough LSD, I can jump out my window and fly.
Which is probably true considering I live on the first floor of my dorm.
i believe Mike Huckabee can guide this land with the good word of the book and wipe the sinners and heathans from this land like muslims and gays, and those who do not accept our savior, Jesus Christ.
Um...not without destroying some of the very foundations on which this country was built.
/new to the site, could someone define 'Poe' for me, never heard it on other boards before. THANKS
Ben, in all seriousness, you should go door-to-door with that message. Let everyone you can know that Mike Huckabee is going to purge America of muslims, gays, heathens and sinners. Perhaps you could add that he'll make men masters again in their own home while you're out and about, too?
I'm sure all of America will benefit from your efforts!
Reminds me of a quote I saw in a forum once.
"This is why Obama needs to enlist Leonidas as a running mate, so that Leonidas can boot Huckabee into a pit while Obama leans back and smiles his "hell yeah, motherfucker" smile."
That is all.
You are forgetting the "eleventh commandment": "Thou shall not use my name as a political endorsement if thou wishes not to be smited down in an election". God believes it, asks those hypocritical creeps Gary Bauer, Alan Keyes, and Pat Robertson.
I'm sure the quickest way for Mike's campaign to go down in flames would be for him actually to say "when I'm President, I plan to guide this land with the good word of the book and wipe the sinners and heathens from this land like Muslims and gays, and those who do not accept our savior, Jesus Christ". Which means either Mike disagrees with Ben and Ben is full of shit, or Mike's a liar who agrees with Ben but doesn't have the guts to tell people the truth about his intentions.
And don't forget all who do not believe in the same fundamentalist way as Ben Ehrens!
If Huch get the presidency, you can kiss goodbye to the 'Land of the Free'. Provided Bush does actually step down, of course.
Just try it. The remaining 10% will all be dead in well under a year.
If the total economic collapse of having the majority of the population on welfare (because they're too busy homeschooling their offspring to work) doesn't get them, the barrage of nuclear weapons from the rest of the world will.
@Ken1971: the term comes from one Nathan Poe at Christian Forums. The principle is that, without a smiley or something else to signify it's satirical nature, it is impossible to make a fake post from a religious fundamentalist that's too crazy, rabid, ignorant or stupid for people to mistake for the real thing, because people have seen, read or heard the same thing from people who were dead serious.
OK, Drs, scientists etc bad.
Illegal Mexican peasants etc, good.
Have you run this by his election campaign board?
Fortunately, your beliefs and reality are not interrelated.
Also, First Amendment, bitch.
I've read the whole post that this was quoted from, and like the person above me said, this has been taken completelyyy out of context. The whole point of the post was to provoke debate, not to be taken seriously.
Again, like the dude above me said. Selective quoting is extremely dangrous, It can make Stephen Colbert sound like he's serious, or Bush like he knows what hes doing!
hah, what a trip it is to google your name and have this pop up.
yeah, i wrote that, but it was a prod, not a serious statement.
sorry im not a crazy right wing nutjob.
"heathans"
Illiterate.
Figures.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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