And we pipe trash like Harry Potter, Charmed, Buffy, Will and Grace and other such garbage into our homes for our kids to watch. We endorse homosexuality and divorce like it's a choice that God and other Christians will just have to get used to- Just ignore what the Bible says about it.
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that about wraps it up. If god objects he can let us know - maybe take out an injunction.
In the mean time, you fundies can get out of my face - you live your lives, I'll get on with mine
@#407571: "AUGH NO YOU DONT TOUCH BUFFY"
Buffy was created by an atheist, and contains lesbians and magic (indeed, lesbians who practice magic).
It had to attract the attention of fundies sometime. D:
"Just ignore what the Bible says about it."
I don't think that'll be a problem.
P.S. Why don't you dickwads ever pick on Dark Angel ? Genetic engineering isn't mentioned in the Bible, it's a f*cking good show, and it has a WOMAN TAKING CHARGE O NOEZ!11
But...but...Buffy kills vampires.
Firk, man, isn't there enough Jesus merchandise and media out there to carve out a completely Christian existence? Especially if you live in the Bible Belt?
At least Hello Kitty enthusiasts don't bitch and moan every time they're reminded Powerpuff Girls exist.
Can anyone imagine what tv would be with fundies in charge?
'Little House In The Prairie' would be action-adventure night!
Kent Hovind would be Dr Science!
I'm scaring myself now, I'll stop
>>TerriblyAmused
P.S. Why don't you dickwads ever pick on Dark Angel? Genetic engineering isn't mentioned in the Bible, it's a f*cking good show, and it has a WOMAN TAKING CHARGE O NOEZ!11 <<
Probably because Dark Angel was Too Good To Last, and got canceled after two seasons. Just like they don't go after Firefly.
Fortunately for all of you fundies out there suffering from this horror, there is a technolgical fix created by your old friend science, -Yay, Science!-.
It's called the " Off Switch ", and all televisions come equipped with one. try digging out the manual that came with your TV and finding the " Off Switch " on your television, and then fucking use it!
Uhm. That second sentence was interesting, because it either reads that the 'we' are all Christians, or God is a Christian.
He kind of reads that way in Paradise Lost, mind.
I lol-ed at "God and other Christians".
Of course we'll ignore what the Bible says about it; it's an ancient-old text, written by goat-herders and has no impact on today's life. It says nothing about computers, mobile phones, cars, central heating, nuclear power, the internet, etc.
Have you read all of those books/seen all of those TV-series? How else can you know it's trash and garbage? Buffy is meant to look stupid at first, you have to realize that the dialog is more important than the vampires. Harry Potter is basically a Christian allegory, at least it's written by a Christian.
We do not "endorse" homosexuality, any more than we "endorse" left-handedness, or short-sightedness, blondity or blue-eyedness. It's just the way you are born, no point in bitching about it.
I bet there's at least one mention in the Bible where a man leaves/throws out one of his wives because she displeases him, which would mean that the Bible "endorse" divorce too.
You did not just insult Buffy. Oh hell no. Buffy The Vampire Slayer was a better show then any of the shit that's on now. You cannot be serious, insulting it. The shitty reality shows, the shitty comedy shows and all that other shit, guess who made that shit. Fox. Fox made that shit. Your republican white nights made all that shit. And you dare to insult Buffy The Vampire Slayer (and by extension, Angel). Go to your Sky Bully's hell, asshole.
-HG131/ThisTroper/The Turian Counselor
@ Riin-thrall
You don't go after anything made by Joss. Even the fundies should know that.
@ Brenz
While Buffy does kill vampires and demons, some demons are shown to be good, she has sex with two, one without a soul and god has been confirmed to not exist (the PTB fill in the annoying useless powerful asshole hole).
@ Parallax
Agreed.
@ Matt
I'd love to see him write a huge thing ripping them apart.
I am going to agree with others that Buffy kicks arse, was one of the best TV series of recent history, and is a much better moral guide than your slavery-endorsing, pro-torture, genocidal, intolerant, rape apologist Bible.
So yes, please do just ignore it and get on with your life. I have to every time you call me, a friend or relative an unholy abomination worthy of execution.
PS - anyone remember the Buffy episode where it turned out the upstanding pillar-of-the-community foster mother was a fundie who had abused all her foster kids to try and stop them becoming sexually active? And Giles told her she was the most awful monster he'd ever seen? That should be mandatory viewing for RR folks.
@Elia: I think it was season 5, but I can't recall which one. Around the time the show was starting to focus more on actual horrors, whether directly or through metaphor, anyway. Good stuff. I might try and find it.
BTW, I rewatched Dark Angel recently, and it wasn't as great as I had remembered... Still much better than anything on the dozens of Christian networks, but a mild disappointment.
Damn, double post!
I looked it up though: I probably couldn't remember the rest of the storyline because there wasn't much. It's "Where The Wild Things Are ", S04E18. When fucking Riley was in it, and also what Buffy did all the time (ba-doom TISH).
I hate Riley. And it seems I'm not alone: When I googled to find the episode, the first result was "Why does everyone hate Riley, Andrew and Kennedy?"
"Bored now."
*flays the blasphemers*
"Jesus said unto him, If thou wilt be perfect, go and sell that thou hast, and give to the poor, and thou shalt have treasure in heaven: and come and follow me."
- Matthew 19:21 (KJV)
I am guessing that you have no trouble ignoring what the Bible says about that.
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