[To a Catholic]"Sounds to me like you have pre-decided that what your church tells you to believe is 100% correct."
And whenever you're at your church, you constantly heckle your pastor, shouting at him that whatever he says is complete bullshit. Even to the extent of going right up to him, and saying to his face, that right-wing Fundamentalist Christian doctrine has been pre-decided & is 100% correct, amirite?
...what's that? You don't? Well, colour me surprised. Because that's what a Hindu, Sikh, Muslim, Jew, nay, an Atheist and even a Catholic would say about you and your own beliefs.
The phrases 'Pot calling the Kettle black' and 'Shiny, shiny mirror' exist for a reason, pal. Oh yes, that's right. Jeremy Clarkson was right, when he said in the "Top Gear" road trip in the Deep South (emphasis added):
'They really do have an irony deficiency. I honestly believe that in certain parts of America now, people have started to mate with vegetables.'
And not just due to the reaction of those inbred rednecks, to the slogans painted on their cars, neither.