(this is actually just a snippet of a fairly long post. I figured it was too much stupid for just one quote.
Satanist draw their powers from the dark magic.
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"Christians draw their powers from the Holy Trinity. "
Um...what powers? The power to sound like a brain damaged, illiterate horse's ass?
"Can we please stop making fun of LW? He suffers from brain damage. "
You know what, fuck LoneWolf. I know some of you feel sorry for him, but just read that thread. He's a real antagonistic prick. Even a moderator told him to knock off the preaching and still he kept annoying everyone one with his I'm-holier-than-thou-art attitude. He's just asking for it. He intentionally puts himself in everyone else's line of fire and then tries to play the martyr card when they flame back at him. So forgive me if I don't feel any sympathy towards this self-righteous douche. There, I said it.
"Satanist draw their powers from the dark magic.
So, Wiccan magic is also ok, because their power isn't really dark but fairly white magic?
Christians draw their powers from the Holy Trinity.
Oh my gosh, he did it! This is a complete sentence that is absolutely free of spelling and grammatical errors! Huzzah, LoneWolf!
"Satanist draw their powers from the dark magic.
From my experience with fantasy novels and video games, dark magic usually has the cooler and more powerful stuff anyway.
Actually I draw my powers from the human brain.
You'd be surprised at what 100% of one of those can do, but even 5-10% can be quite impressive.
Hmmm, I didn't know I have powers from the Holy Trinity. Or are Catholics not Christian enough to get them?
Maybe the poster is Charismatic or Pentecostal, they believe in the gifts of tongues, laying on hands, et cetera.
@Mr Smith
"And Night Elves draw their power from the Moonwell. "
And dwarves from the Titans of the mountains, and Orcs from the demons and demons from the twisting nether.
Priests are fun, but warlocks get to have the school of demonology which is just awesome.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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