James L. Melton #fundie

James L. Melton #fundie biblebelievers.com

THE SOCIETY OF HELL

Did you ever stop to think about WHO will be in Hell with you? Hell is the prison house of the universe. Hell is the eternal home of all drunkards, whores, thieves, murderers, hypocrites, queers and lesbians. When you go to Hell, you will not go to some special Hell just for you and your class of people. No, you will go to the prison of the universe, and you will be locked away forever with every enemy of God!

One of the most shocking things that you will discover in Hell is the fact that you will be an INFERIOR being. The Bible says that man was made LOWER THAN THE ANGELS, and Jesus Himself said that Hell was originally prepared for the Devil and his angels (Matthew 25:41). Friend, in Hell you will be RULED over by Satan and his evil forces! You will be inferior to the supernatural forces of evil. Your new home will be made up of demons, fallen angels, principalities, powers, spiritual wickedness, and even Satan himself, and YOU will be at the bottom of the guest list! If you go to Hell, you will no doubt feel very much out of place, and you'll be there forever.

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old comment by TimeToTurn

Sounds like it will be quite the party in Hell.

You will be inferior to the supernatural forces of evil. Your new home will be made up of demons, fallen angels, principalities, powers, spiritual wickedness, and even Satan himself, and YOU will be at the bottom of the guest list!

Yeah, and imagine how many communists and revolutionaries will be in hell to help lead a revolution against Satan. Considering how many scientists will also be in hell according to you guys, we'll be able to kick Satan's ass technology wise, too, and probably persuade a ton of Satan's demons to help us. Shit, we've probably already taken over hell a century ago!

That would make for a cool SF novel, I think.

old comment by Azaqin

"Hell is the prison house of the universe. Hell is the eternal home of all drunkards, whores, thieves, murderers, hypocrites, queers and lesbians."

Not according to mainstream Christianity it isn't. According to your own religion, "Hell" will be full of anyone who does not believe that Jesus was the son of god, who sacrificed himself on the cross for your personal salvation. All of the drunkards, whores, thieves, murderers, hypocrites, queers, and lesbians who do that will be right there in Heaven with you. Meanwhile a lot of genuinely nice people will be in Hell. Christianity teaches that you go to hell not for your actions, but for your beliefs. Perhaps you should learn what your own religion teaches before you go on a rant.

Ah, as an added bonus, Christianity does not teach that the Devil is the ruler of hell. Why would god punish the rebellious angel by granting him his own kingdom for all eternity? The Bible teaches that the Devil will be in hell to be punished, not to rule.

Seriously, this idiot's entire concept of hell is based on bad Hollywood movies.

old comment by Captain Zens

Hey, Don't pick on the World Health Organization.

Melton, I do believe that Dante pretty much made the definitive version of hell to most people, and it has a special hell for many types of people. Oddly Kiddy Diddlers get put in with the murderers (Crimes of Violence). And that was a Self-Insert Fanfiction!

@Azaqin

That's some protestant denominations. Catholics believe in the need for Absolution for sins in addition to works. I don't have enough information to say for all Protestant denominations other than some believe NOBODY goes to hell. EVER. Jesus broke the gates of hell, stole the nice people trapped in there out, and stopped anyone else from going in.

old comment by solomongrundy

Satan (played by Rowan Atkinson)carrying a clipboard, descends stairs amid swirling smoke and screams of anguish. He addresses the audience:

Ah hello! It's nice to see you all here. As the more perceptive of you have probably realised by now, this is Hell, and I am the Devil, good evening, but you can call me Toby, if you like. We try to keep things informal here, as well as infernal. That's just a little joke of mine. I tell it every time.

Now, you're all here for..... Eternity! Ooh, which I hardly need tell you is a heck of a long time, so you'll all get to know each other pretty well by the end.

But for now I'm going to have to split you up in groups.

Will You Stop Screaming!

Thank you.

Now, murderers? Murderers over here, please, thank you. Looters and Pillagers over there. Thieves, if you could join them, and Lawyers, you're in that lot too.

Fornicators - if you could step forward? My God, there are a lot of you! Could I split you up into Adulterers and the rest? Male adulterers, if you could just form a line in front of that small Guillotine in the corner.

Em... The French, are you here? If you would just like to come down here with the Germans. I'm sure you'll have plenty to talk about.

Okay, atheists? Atheists over here please. You must be feeling a right bunch of Nitwits. Never mind.

And finally, Christians. Christians? Ah, yes, I'm sorry but I'm afraid the Jews were right. If you would come down here, that would be really fine.

Okay! Right, well are there any questions? Yes. No, I'm afraid there aren't any toilets. If you read your Bible, you might have seen that it was damnation without relief, so if you did not go before you came, then I'm afraid you're not going to enjoy yourself very much, but then I believe that's the idea.

Okay. Well, it's over to you, Adolf! And I'll catch you all later at the barbecue. Bye!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91DSNL1BEeY

old comment by Nicholas Krizov

"No, you will go to the prison of the universe, and you will be locked away forever with every enemy of God!"

So does that make Hell a gulag? Or "better" yet, a cosmic Dachau? So I get sent to Hell, due to the "crime" of spending my life not believing in your God (in spite of me donating blood, giving money to the Japan disaster relief fund, and helping abused animals find homes - just to list the good deeds I have done up to my age of 22), and I get to spend the afterlife, with probably billions or trillions of other people who are probably there for crimes like dying as infants without ever hearing "the good news", or having the "audacity" of being born a fag...excuse me while I enjoy the view from atop the moral high ground I have over your demiurge.

"and YOU will be at the bottom of the guest list!"

How can one be at the bottom of Hell's guest list? According to you, it seems like everyone will be equally inferior. To say otherwise implies a hierarchy. Which in turn implies that some denizens of Hell have it better than others. Ergo, somewhere in Hell, Ronald Reagan and Adolf Hitler are getting exotic massages and non-stop blowjobs from uber-sexy succubae, right as we speak. Ergo, Hell is not all bad.

Logic, motherfucker.

"...principalities"

So, does that mean the entire countries of Monaco, Andorra and Liechtenstein are roasting in Hell? What the fuck are you talking about?

old comment by NoncompliAut

How do "principalities, powers, [and] spiritual wickedness" even make up the population of anywhere? They don't sound particularly anthropomorphic.

As to your list of residents:
[list]
[*]Everyone's a hypocrite.
[*]I already spend lots of time in areas with openly gay people.
[*]If murderers had any capacity for action in a hypothetical hell, wouldn't people want their services, what with the whole "fate worse than death" concept?
[*]What would thieves steal from someone in hell? It's not like the myths suggest that you can bring your stuff.
[*]On the subject of stuff, how would prostitution work in hell? It's not like they could get paid.
[*]Finally, I doubt that, if a hypothetical hell punished drunks, that they would be allowed access to alcohol.
[/list]

old comment by Anon-e-moose

To quote Dr. Weir (Sam Neill) in "Event Horizon":

'You know nothing. Hell is only a word.':

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'The reality is much, [i]much[/i] worse.'

It's already infinitely worse for God himself, no less. Why?:

"is the fact that you will be an INFERIOR being"

O RLY?:

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Judges 1:19. The fact that modern-day Iron Chariots were invented in WWI by we Brits. The above Challenger II (UK). M1 Abrams (USA). Leclerc (France). Leopard II (Germany). Merkava (Israel [/Irony]). T-90 (Russia). Type-99 (China). Pokpung Ho (North Korea).

Judges 1:19 proves that Iron is stealth material to the supposedly 'Omnipresent'/'Omniscient' God.

And not just stealth material, neither. Two Words: "Salvation War".

Who's the 'Daddy' [i]now[/i], God...?! Because next time, we'll fucking kill you! [/Ray Winstone]

@solomongrundy

Made my day, that has. b^_^d

Reminds me of this by the Rowanmeister:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiWJWLCoH2M

The classic line: 'Nibble... NIBBLE! Leave Orifice alone!' X3

Keepvid.com is your friend.

--EDIT--

@Kuno

Methinks because of my comment here:

http://www.fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=103851&Page=1#1717711

I suspect that Lil' miss SelectiveAmnesiac4Life has done another of her 'disappearing acts'. Especially with her recent claims of 'That post wasn't by me', when past facts prove otherwise:

http://www.fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=74017&Page=3

Further proof (and again, mayhaps subconscious realisation that she's Schizo):

http://www.fstdt.net/QuoteComment.aspx?QID=100714&Page=1#1660329

@His4Life

"As usual, I have no idea what you're talking about, His4Life."

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Q.E. and D.

Schizophrenic4Life clearly has issues of the multiple personality disorder sort. It's obvious she has an 'alter ego' which switches over without her knowledge, and - via proxies - posts comments to the contrary; even 'registering herself' makes no difference, when it comes to reinforcing her own FAIL. Like I say, one word: Proxies.

She saying such things. And she doesn't have the right to deny it, neither.

...but if she wants her contrariness to stop, especially here in FSTDT, then I suggest she obeys Matthew 10:14.

Mental handicap, such as obsession (in this case, with an internet message board). Sad.

...oh, and when 'Hell' is proven (no subjective 'beliefs' allowed, neither) to be nothing more than a mistranslation of the Hebrew word 'Sheol' - with absolutely no 'burning' involved - then there's her 'Revenge Fantasy' completely fucked.

So even if [/Spartan Laconic Wit] there's an 'Afterlife', we have [i]nothing[/i] to worry about. [/Marcus Aurelius]

James L. Melton #fundie biblebelievers.com

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