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August 2008

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i just wanna know how certain people can believe that a tiny single-celled micro-organism could have "evolved" into the extremely complex, free-thinking people we are now.. and if we did "evolve" like that then why are some male and some people female? we would have evolved the same way

Caitlin Marr, Facebook [Comments (4)] [2008-Aug-07]

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Someone asks if there is any physical evidence for a historical Jesus and the following is the answer:

Men O men how blind can you be. I suppose your mother doesn't exist, and neither do you.
The existence of Christ Jesus is revealed by the holy spirit with in those who believe in the living god Christ Jesus. I suppose you don't believe in life itself nor the grass that grows under your feet. When you were a baby your mother raised you, you learn life as it is, but some one must have dropped you own your head and knocked some screws loose. I suggest a counselor for you. Or maybe you don't exist either.

JR.LOVED, Yahoo Q&A [Comments (5)] [2008-Aug-07]

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Over five years ago the Lord told me He would bring me to the one He created me for - he moved me thousands of miles and supernaturally provided a wedding gown and even a trousseau. When you're lonely you're also extrememely vulnerable, so I've left it entirely up to Him to bring us together.

[Note: She is still single]

abidinginvine, Rapture Ready [Comments (8)] [2008-Aug-07]

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That is besides the point. Homosexuals are not natural. Natural is according to the laws of nature.

The Cosmos, http://mybroadband.co.za/vb/index.php [Comments (33)] [2008-Aug-07]

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Is there really such thing as a person being an Atheist?

I think if you had the time to study a person who calls them selves an Atheist, - you would soon find out they have there, "Gods & Goddesses," something they bow down to in life - drugs, sex, power/money, Mother with a cap M and many have more than one God.

Dave M, Yahoo Answers [Comments (27)] [2008-Aug-07]

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Hovinds 10 yr sentence is patently unjust and an effort to silence the truth of the Bible. Hovind has revealed and exposed the lies the evolution theory continues to teach in our schools text books today which is the worse crime ever.

Bonita Geer, Free Hovind [Comments (26)] [2008-Aug-07]

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At this point, I would ask the reader to do a little exercise. If you have one, take a complete concordance, such as Strong's or Young's, and look up all the occurances of the word "love" and it's derivities in the Bible. There aren't that many and it should only take you an hour or so to read all of the verses. You will notice some very startling things, which we shall observe here, also as we proceed.

We have rather badly misunderstood what the love of God is and to whom it is shown. We have told ourselves, our friends and, most particularly, our children that God wants us to be happy, to feel good, to have positive experiences. This borders upon blasphemy! We have believed and taught that God loves everybody and wants all to be saved. Some have taken this to the point where they deny that God could ever destroy anyone. They teach that God does not kill, nor hate. Some of them teach that eventually, all will be saved because God loves them too much to see any lost. Lord, forgive our insolence.

Daniel John Graham, Who Does God Love? [Comments (24)] [2008-Aug-07]

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There was an article that shared the many flood myths of the world cultures. The arguement was that the stories were so differnt from each other, so they must all be myths or only describe local occurances. If the Bible renders a true account of the flood then it also explains the different stories. 100 years after the flood the people were divided up and their languages were confused. Thus their stories were also confused. The Bible normally explains things so any one can understand that takes the time to study it instead of criticising it. When science takes the stories at face value, in the end they will understand what really happened, and come out of their fantasy land of naturalism.

John Clark, TalkOrigins [Comments (19)] [2008-Aug-07]

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Evolutionists believe that the world just Came to Be, and life is without meaning, then how is it that the laws of gravity and thermodynamics are set With purpose? I refuse to believe that this complex, wonderfully made world came to "poof" into existence, without reason and without motive.
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Yes I believe God created the universe, and some may see that as extremely naive. It saddens me that some people assume we believe in God with blind faith and without a hint of intelligence.

Valerie Tauilupe, Facebook [Comments (28)] [2008-Aug-07]

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I have been thinking a lot abot Heavy Rock/Metal music lately.
I went to the youth group my children attend and was shocked at what I heard, it sounded as though the Devil was present.
The music was very heavy with screaming. What is the Christian world coming to when it allows this type of music in the Church.
The Church should be a beautiful place with the Lord's presence.
Shouldn't people be attracted to Christianity because of Jesus and his Power? But the Church is attracting young people by using this dreadful music.
I like the odd rock song myself, but there must be a line drawn somewhere. I just cannot see how this heavy, agressive screaming music can be used to give praise and worship to our wonderfull Creator.
Music is an expression of the soul.
From a soul occupied by the wonderfull Spirit of God comes beautiful music.
All music should reflect the fruits of the Spirit - Love, Joy, Peace, Patience, Kindness, Goodness, Faithfulness, Gentleness and Self control Galations 5:22.
I don't believe Heavy Rock/Metal reflects these fruits. It demonstrates aggression, rebellion, depression, confusion etc and it distorts the soul of those who listen to it.
I would like to hear some comments on this.

AJS, TalkJesus.com [Comments (33)] [2008-Aug-07]

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The devil is losing his battle and will try anything to stop the christian faith from being spread to everyone. Putting Dr Hovind in prison will not stop the gospel from being spred to everyone

Ryno Geldnhuis, Free Hovind [Comments (30)] [2008-Aug-07]

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You say when ranking "fiction" you'd rather read Twilight over the Bible. But you can't rank Twilight over the Bible in fiction because there is nothing ficticious about the Bible.

Bethany Alexander, Facebook [Comments (29)] [2008-Aug-07]

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ive never read the athesist bible. i know they do not believe in GOD (or say they dont) i feel however that they really do believe and know there is A GOD. else why are they fighting against HIM so much, if HE is not real then they are only shadow boxing so to speak.

arron, FACTnet [Comments (36)] [2008-Aug-07]

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The more important question is why would God create us? Christians believe He created us so that He would have people in a love relationship with Him. But if we could prove the existence of God, we wouldn’t have to have faith; and without faith we couldn’t love God. [...] So the very thing you want, that is, evidence that proves the existence of God, is the very thing that if you had it, would prevent your worship of the God who created you.

Chuck Colson, Zondervan Blog [Comments (32)] [2008-Aug-07]

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[in response to the question: "If you had to decide between saving a Muslim girl and a Christian boy, who would you save?"]

Blessed Fruit of Thy womb, Jesus: "The Muslim Girl . . . Why, because the Christian boy being a Christian would hopefully be urging me to save the girl, and also because the boy and I would be setting an example of what a christian is. The boy knows the truth, but maybe the girl hasn't had the opportunity to know the truth or see the Truth in action."

momoftwo: "I'd save the girl as she has a uterus that can sustain life for future generations."

!!!: "The one who wasn't saved and didn't know the truth about God."

jarrod_234: "I would save neither, but Jesus could save both."

Lost_grl06 ONE UMMAH: "if they were in danger of dying or needed to be saved and you could not help one, its only cuz god let that happen, everything happens for a reason, and nothing goes unnoticed not even a strand of hair moves without gods knowing......that being said...if they rlly need saving, god will do it."

multiple, Yahoo!Answers [Comments (26)] [2008-Aug-07]

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And there is a lot in the Scientific world that has no specific 'proof' and yet we believe in it (i.e. i already mentioned evolution and gravity right?) I mean we can drop an apple and it will fall, and there are bones that we can dig up, but I mean other than that, they are still just theories, there is no actual means to make them fact.

WintersGuardian, Neskaya [Comments (23)] [2008-Aug-07]

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[On Raiders of the Lost Ark]

Sexual Immorality (S)
Raiders presented a full tribe of Hovitos running after Indy with their bare bottoms flopping in the breeze. Whether such nudity in endemic to a culture does not excuse it. "Nakedness" (display of nudity) is spoken of as dark, restricted, undesirable, shameful, etc. 47 times in the KJV from Genesis to Revelation.

Tom Carder, Capalert [Comments (34)] [2008-Aug-07]

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We are having a lot of outsiders coming in and pushing the "Oh it's okay" thing on us, and it needs to stop.

I hate hearing about how this isn't a sin when I'm sitting here struggling with all of my spirit, (In God's Power of course), to live a pure, purposeful life, and I know for a FACT that homosexuality is an outright ABOMINATION AND SIN!

God's word is plain and simple enough to warn us that it is in fact a SIN

Just because animals do it, doesn't make it okay!

If that were the case, we should all be polygamists and drink out of the toilet and eat poo.

We are unique beings designed by God the Father to be his servants. Period.

SilentShout, Rapture Ready [Comments (41)] [2008-Aug-07]

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(this is actually just a snippet of a fairly long post. I figured it was too much stupid for just one quote.


Any names you called me.
That just full me up with God's angery against Satan.

Satanist draw their powers from the dark magic.
Christians draw their powers from the Holy Trinity.

DanddoSeri, XC forums [Comments (41)] [2008-Aug-07]

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I hate it when people classify Christianity as a religion. Just because Christianity seems to fit the dictionary definition of religion doesn't make it a religion. It's the one true path to Heaven and it's a relationship with the Lord. Religion is a fraud that will lead you straight to Hell if you don't repent of your sins and accept Jesus as your Savior.

Abby, MySpace [Comments (53)] [2008-Aug-07]

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(Fundie, CSTDT, and racist!)

Between our own modern advances in science and technology and the most
recent discoveries in archeology, shedding new light on antiquity, we know
"God" was a colonizing race of extraterrestrials who came to earth further
back in time than most can imagine.

Everything is high-tech and biology. As solid and real as it gets. Not a
matter of "believe it or not," but a question of follow certain immutable
laws or die.

The implications in the Bible are plain enough. God fathered a race of people
on earth far more, "in his image," than all the rest. The Bible deals and
concerns itself strictly with these people and no other. The Hebrews, names
for Heber or Eber, meaning "colonizer". Later, Israel, or "A Prince ruling
With God." Who and what these people were is important to understand: They
were the final wave of Aryans to fall back onto the geographical safety of
Europe, joining their racial brethren already there.

Robert Burns, Universal Order (Manson followers) [Comments (19)] [2008-Aug-07]

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The main goal of the satanic project "Large Hadron Collider" is to search for "God Particle". Satan claims that chaos after Big Bang is responsible for creating all of us. Satan claims that there's no God, but only "particle". Official atheistic ego-centric representatives of European Union believe to Satan and allow to launch the dangerous project without voting. Where? In the center of Western Europe!!! Attention! Not on the island of the Pacific Ocean, but in the center of EU!!! Europeans are hostages of Satan.

Notice, there were no EU REFERENDUM about LHC, in order to ask people whether they want to be hostages of the unpredictable experiment. There were NO VOTING. Atheistic egocentric scientists, slaves of Satan, decided everything for us. This is a DEMONCRACY.

cernopposition, YouTube [Comments (45)] [2008-Aug-07]

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(Thread: TV So Terrible!)

JUST THE TITLES OF SOME OF THE PROGRAMS HAD US IN COMPLETE HORROR AND SHOCK! I AM NOT KIDDING!

So I found out how to block and we ended up blocking 30 or MORE of the 60 channels we get.

But here's the most horrible shocker of all.........sometimes they put these freebie movies in for a day or so in hopes to get you to buy (LAUGH....as if we would) ANYWAY.......they are PURE EVIL! I MEAN PUUUUUUUUURE EVIL! Every one is so evil.......last night......I was watching one of the programs and this PG 13 had FRONTAL NUDITY and the actual S act! This is not acting, and these actors are all having S. in front of whoever watches it. The saddest thing about it is......I CAN TURN IT OFF>.....but what of the young kids with no parents and no one watching out for what they tune in on tv? I mean, we don't pay for any of this ...it's coming on free. I asked them to stop it but they don't stop it.

Racheal59, RaptureReady [Comments (55)] [2008-Aug-07]

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I gave my 9 year old grandson a coin yesterday that has the 10 commandments (Way of the Master coin) on it and was explaining what was said on both sides to him. He has been raised Catholic, so like the good grandmother I am (lol) I was trying to teach him the Truth.

He told me, and I couldn't believe it when I heard it, had to have him repeat it several times, but he stated he has been taught that Jesus Christ and Satan were brothers...and Satan was the "bad" brother and had to be punished. I about fainted.

Deception/Delusion is not limited to adults, but to our children also. We really have to be stead fast and grounded in our Faith and Word of God to counteract this horrible deception being perpetuated on a world that is so oblivious to the facts and Truth of God.

Keep standing fast! You aren't alone...together we can make a difference. I will keep you in my prayers Jubilee!

LindaLee, Wait for it...Rapture Ready! No, really... [Comments (41)] [2008-Aug-07]

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Actually I do believe that some people truly don't believe in God. I don't think they are lying to us when they say they don't believe.

The problem I find is most of the time they aren't willing to change their beliefs, and aren't open to perhaps being w..w...wrong.

Lauren, Ray Comfort Blog [Comments (44)] [2008-Aug-07]

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