A MAttR of Time #fundie

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(During a discussion about making English the national language of America)

And Obama has consistently voted AGAINST making English the official language of the US!!!

What is the official language of France? French

What is the official language of Spain? Spanish

What is the official language of Germany? German

What is the official language of Great Britain? British

See the pattern developing here?

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old comment by Lex Kitten

Watch closely, as I am about to demonstrait your fail:

What is the official of Australia? None.

English is the De Facto language, because the majority of people speak it and because of our colonial history.

And what does it mean for us, that we have no official language? Not a damn thing. Schools teach in English, street signs are written in English, the six O'clock news is in (yep, you guessed it) English! And if Sydney's China Town has menues in Mandarin, if you walk down a street and hear old men arguing in Italian, if there's a bollywood movie rental place next to the corner store, if remote communities up in NT desert still speak their traditional dialect - who the hell minds? It doesn't hurt us.

And maybe, more to the point, would any of that change if English was our official language? If the UK is anything to go by, I doubt it. They may have an official language there, but their streets and their people are as diverse as they are here in Australia. Or, in America, for that matter.

You English Only fucktards piss me off.

old comment by Cassandra

"Official language" means, roughly, "the language the Administration is required to use to serve the public". It has *nothing* to do with patriotism - except, you know, it's always nice that the folks in *your* government are required by law to speak *your* language.

In absence of such laws, one would assume that would happen *anyway*. Thanks to common sense and - heck - that patriotism thing again.

And mandating a *single* language in a culturally diverse place is just stupid. In a lot of places in Europe, minority languages spoken by less than 10% of population still get recognised as official languages, and it causes no major problems whatsoever.

old comment by Anon-e-moose

"(During a discussion about making English the national language of America)

And Obama has consistently voted AGAINST making English the official language of the US!!!

What is the official language of France? French

What is the official language of Spain? Spanish

What is the official language of Germany? German

What is the official language of Great Britain? British*"

Then why can't you spell as we English do?:

AluminIum

ColoUr
HonoUr
FavoUr
FlavoUr

See a pattern developing here?

American spelling? NO U.

Besides, I don't see any of you US fundie cuntbrains developing your own unique language and alphabet. The only American who has to date is Marc Okrand, who invented the Klingon language (spoken by more people than Esperanto). I suggest you start using that instead of English, which isn't a truly American language after all#. The Complete Works of Shakespeare have been translated into Klingon. As has the KJV.

Qapla'

*- And what is the official language of American right-wing fundies? Fuckwit.

#- American language? Ask any Indian. American history? Ask any Indian. American culture? Ask any Indian. American religion? Ask any Indian.

300 million illegal immigrants? Ask any Indian.

old comment by Lilith

Actually European countries have many regional dialects, not mention immigrants speaking their own languages.

For France (according to Wikipedia), it's:

Official language(s) French
Regional language(s) (officially recognised): Catalan; Corsican; Breton; Gallo; Occitan; Tahitian; some languages of New Caledonia

(not officially recognised): Alsatian; Basque; Flemish; Franco-Provençal; Lorraine Franconian; French Guiana Creole; Guadeloupean creole; Martiniquan creole; Oïl languages (except French); Réunion creole
(endangered):some twenty languages of New Caledonia, Yeniche, the Maroon creoles and amerindian languages of French Guiana
Main immigrant language(s) Maghrebi Arabic; Berber; Turkish; Armenian; Portuguese; Italian; Spanish
Main foreign language(s) English (34%)
Spanish (13%)
German (8%)
Sign language(s) French Sign Language

old comment by Anon-e-moose

@SeekerLancer

"No wonder I can't understand people from the UK they're speaking some strange language called British."

In the same way I, from the UK, can't understand people in Ruptured Retards, as they're speaking some strange language called Fundie Fuckwit.

Or the sub-tongues/dialects known as American Arse-Gravy, Right-wing Ringpiece, Boondocks Baptist-bollocks, Trailer-trash Twattery, GOP Gonad-gargling, Southern Snake-handling Scrotum-soccer, Dumbya-dickery, Sarah Failin-felching, Rush Rectum-rimming, and Faux News Father-fucking.

To say nothing of Buzzardnuts-bumming, and Mr(Wo)Mannn Masturbating.

@ecoline

"Official language of America? Murkin."

And notice Dumbya refers to himself as a pubic wig - Merkin?

'I'm proud to be a Merkin.'

And now you know why I refer to him & his ilk as Repubicans. It's not my fault if you lot on Ruptured Retards voted in two men whose surname is the slang term for female genital hair!

Also, Dumbya seems to have something against those from abroad visiting his country on holiday?:

'I hate tourists! The War on Tourism will be won! The US will beat those evil tourists!'

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Clicking the quote link, it says 'Invalid Post specified'.

Says it all, really. Not only of A MAttR of Time's insane inanity, but of everything Ruptured Retards says, does and thinks as a whole:

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