Well theoretically (relating to doctrine) the extinction of the dinosaurs (this may be arguable) happened due to the war that raged between Lucifer (Satan) when he rebelled and the third of the angels he took with him, and God and the angels of Heaven. Since Satan was cast down to earth (and became the God of this earth) he could have easily destroyed the dinosaurs himself, to spite God or for whatever other reasons. Or it could have happened during the war. That's one way of looking at it. It makes sense. I don't care enough about it though.
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See, this is what a fundie thinks a "theory" is. It's no wonder they go around proudly touting their stupid little slogans about evolution being "just a theory." They don't even have the most basic grasp of the words they're basing their arguments on.
So, Satan and a group of angels were able to escape the omnipotent, omniscient "God" in league with twice as many angels? Not just escape, apparently, according to Xians, they thrived. Sounds like "God" isn't as powerful as you Xians contend. Maybe you should worship Satan instead. No, it makes no sense at all. I'm sure you are correct about your not caring about it. You make wild assertions, but are to stupid and/or lazy to do any research about your subject.
Well, you could (possibly) be full of the most incredible (subjective, of course) amounts of horse shit (manure, if you will) that I have ever heard (or experienced).
"Well theoretically (relating to doctrine) "(this may be arguable) "
Translated: I'm just gonna start making shit up from here.
"Due to the war that raged between Lucifer (Satan) when he rebelled and the third of the angels he took with him "
"The third"? Whose ass did you pull that figure out of?
"Since Satan was cast down to earth (and became the God of this earth) "
WOW, am I hearing him correctly? Did he just say that God isn't in charge down here?
"he could have easily destroyed the dinosaurs himself, to spite God or for whatever other reasons "
And God didn't stop him? Do you realize how much of a pussy you're making your own god out to be?
"It makes sense "
To you, and that's because you're a moron.
Fundy logic... If a contradiction occurs to the bible due to science, you don't need to refute the science. Just make up any bullshit, claim it is "possible", and poof, the science is refuted, automatically. It's possible, therefore the bible is true.
I love how these fundies who swear the Bible is absolute truth... yet haven't even read it.
I love how these fundies who swear the Bible is absolute truth... yet haven't even read it.
This is from a bible verse that is commonly taken to mean
Really? I didn't think the God-Satan war even appeared in the Bible. I thought it was pretty much made up by the likes of John Milton.
Did Satan also kill the unicorn , fairy's the poor gnomes and their mischievous little cousins the trolls .gee wiz what meanie this Lucifer guy is huh
"tell the fundie you saw him masticating in a restaurant once."
That's hilarious, I have to use that sometime.
In addition to the "Let me borrow that top" confusion of "extrapolate" and "masturbate"
Yeah, *name* - Extrapolate!!
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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