you guys are really fucked, i hope you all burn in hell. Theres something i got that you dont, FAITH, faith you will all burn to shit in the afterlife that you dont believe in, im sorry you cant say anything to me, cause theyre are no alterior motives helping you douchebags.
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Wonderful sentiments from a so-called Christian. You are enjoined to love your neighbour - who is everybody BTW - by your own Holy book. If you ignore the golden rule then you have no right to set you pompous arse on any of the seats reserved for the righteous. So I'll see you in hell anon - assuming iot exists. And in order to get you there I almost hope it does. Sadly, I cannot quite make that leap of stupidity that you seem so adept at.
If there really is a heaven and hell, I don't think there will be a lot of 'modern' people in heaven.(I guess this will also be a bit of quote mining, but I don't see them complaining when they do it)
I don't see people killing others for:
Worshiping another god.
I also don't see people murdering everybody in a town and burning it to the ground because they have a different religion there.
And since everything in the bible is technically a law..
"And it is easier for heaven and earth to pass, than one tittle of the law to fail." - Luke 16:17
Love these foul-mouthed fourteen year old Christians with their "God's gonna fucking kill you, you faggots" theology.
'Blessed are the meek'? Anybody remember that? Ah, they'll learn. I remember going through that phase.
Actually, there's plenty I can say to you. Whether or not you listen to what I'm saying is another matter entirely.
You're acting like a hypocrite--you're so proud of yourself that you've broken the golden rule and are gloating in the suffering you believe lies ahead for the rest of us.
I suggest you either go back to Sunday school and pay more attention, or give up on being a Christian entirely--because you're not very good at it.
Which motives, apart from feeling contemptously superior for such an stupid thing?. If you're going to hell for not believing in your idea of God, well, so is more than 90% of the universe. At least, they won't be alone.
You are enjoined to love your neighbour - who is everybody BTW
Oh, they don't go in for that namby pamby 'love everybody' crap any more. White Jesus is a Republican in an up-armored H3 with an .50 cal assault rifle strapped to his back at all times ('cept when he's firing it, of course) and a hedge fund the size of Venezuela. White Jesus is a god of War, and War is what he brings.
"you guys are really fucked, i hope you all burn in hell."
Well, I hope that when you die, you simply cease to be.
...cause theyre are no alterior motives helping you douchebags.
Ah, shining truth. You do nothing unless it benefits your sorry ass.
Empress wrote:
"Alterior motive"? Surely, Kincaid Cebryk meant to say "interior motives," as in "Boy, my living room walls sure could use another coat of paint!"
you guys are really fucked,
What the Hell did I ever do to you?
i hope you all burn in hell.
I hope you get assraped, your point is?
Theres something i got that you dont, FAITH,
You also have shit spelling and grammar.
faith you will all burn to shit in the afterlife that you dont believe in,
Good for you and your twisted little revenge fantasy.
im sorry you cant say anything to me, cause theyre are no alterior motives helping you douchebags.
1: So you admit that your religion promotes hatred and intolerence, as well as discouraging good behavior? Well done.
If you haven't noticed, God has left us if he ever existed.
With all the famine and poverty and war and genocide in the world, how could a loving God let this shit happen? And don't say it's all part of God's will and/or everything happens for a reason. That makes God sound like an asshole now doesn't it? And you fundies wouldn't want that.
What about those of us (masochists) that sexually get off on pain?
Hell would be a paradise.
The torture scenes in the Hell Rasier movies sure made me hot!
of course you have a motive. Gods commands show clearly that there ARE other Gods, but you must worship only him. He wants converts to be slaves for eternity for Jesus. Your bible is very clear on that. No family reunions in heaven, no getting back with your wife and relaxing around the hot tub, just ceaseless praising of Jesus.
I always wondered what is missing from Gods existance that he would be moved by the adoration of tiny creatures that he himself created especialy considering that everything he created has rebelled against him.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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