"oh, and Satan did all the killing in the bible, not God. all God does is remove the protection, and then Satan moves in for the kill."
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Ah, so God = Satan, then? Ergo, Lucifer is the good guy in all of this, as I've said about the 'Mystery' of the Bible decoded. You said it, I didn't! [/hyper-smartarse]
"I don't worship a book, I worship God!"
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Burn your Bible, if it's as irrelevant as you suggest it is, then.
Several years ago, a Baptist church near where I live closed due to lack of interest. It's a pub now, which I frequent, to have a few pints, play darts & pool, and watch Premier League Football. Therefore it serves a more practical purpose to what it was before ('What does God need with a House?' [/James T. Kirk]). Speaking of which, prior to it's redevelopment by the brewery chain, there was a skip outside, where the pews etc were dumped in; also I took the opportunity of 'liberating' several of the Bibles from said rubbish skip, so as to 'recycle' such, for a more practical use.
I still have some, which I keep in a cupboard. In my bathroom. Under the sink. Next to the toilet.
I'm sure you can do the maths, Xenny.
Hey, it's not my fault if those who print Bibles use a grade of paper that's sooooo absorbent, and when one just happens to run out of bog roll, well...: Needs must, when the Devil...! >:D
