Interviewer: You issued a fatwa prohibiting the vaccination of children, claiming it is a conspiracy of the Jews and Freemasons. Is this true?
Sheik Sadeq Abdallah bin Al-Majed: This is 100%
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So the Jews and Freemasons are conspiring to prevent children from contracting and spreading disease eh? Why just the Jews and Freemasons? I'm sure that the overwhelming majority of scientists that develop vaccines are atheists.
And even ignoring all that, why the hell is it bad to keep children healthy?
@ Lotus Whitedragon
Lobotomized too?
Well damn...This is a change. I thought it was mainly western conspiracy nuts who tended to blame the Freemasons.
I'm wondering how many masonic lodges there are in the middle east anyway. Am I ignorant here? I didn't think that they were that common outside of the west.
It's called herd immunity. It's about the only thing that would keep vulnerable twits like yourself safe from smallpox, measles, hepatitis, etc. You don't let kids get vaccinated, you can kiss your ass good-bye.
You issued a fatwa prohibiting the vaccination of children, claiming it is a conspiracy of the Jews and Freemasons. Is this true?
Sheik Sadeq Abdallah bin Al-Majed: This is 100%
Well, let me extend my heartiest thanks to the dirty Jews and evil Freemasons for wiping out a number of crippling and fatal diseases.
Ha! Freemasons? They're just a cheap rip-off of us Stonecutters.
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@Giveitaday: What's funny is the people who think the Jews, Freemasons, Illuminati, NWO, Satanists et al are all working together. Every group has it's own agenda! I can't tell you how many times a Satanic circle I infiltrated was stormed by Freemason forces during a ritual, or how many times a Jewish Conspiracy agent helped me sabotage an Illuminati plan or I helped an Illuminati derail a Jewish Conspiracy scheme or some such. Conspiring is hard work!
And dickheads like this believe the 'Protocols of the Elders of Zion' to be gospel truth too (even though it's been proven a fake time & again). Says it all, really.
They must have a layer of aluminium foil under those little crocheted Yarmulke-like caps they wear.
@Xotan
Before lobotomisation, they should be castrated. Without anaesthetic. Using the bluntest & rustiest tools available. I emphasise 'Rusty'. Let's see how far they get without Tetanus vaccinations.
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