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Having assumed that people have a general knowledge of basic alebra. I shall attempt to prove God.

Well all know that the earth sits at a certian angle on its axis. How could this have been done with the big bang theroy?
Scientist have proven, if the earth was off its axis or not a the PERFECT angle we would burn up due to the suns position.
Proof?

We know that the earth rotates around the sun in a elipse form. (alerbra word)
For elipse to be an elispe it has to have TWO FOCI (man this is making my head hurt) Which makes sense with the gravational pull around the sun. However, what doesn't make since is there is only ONE foci being the sun. Yet the earth still revolves around the sun in elispe form. Explain that one. How can the earth due this with an exact elipse form without another foci?

God.

bascially, A= axis B= Balence G= God

A+b=G
simple enough?

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old comment by Ricky

Here's another one:
Let G=God, U=Universe, A=Axis, E=Earth, S=Sun. Also, let D be everything in the universe besides A, E, and S. Now the Universe and God created the Earth, Sun, ans Axis, and everything else: U + G = E + S + A + D Without God, the Earth wouldn't be on an axis: U = E + S + D Subtracting these two equations, you get that God is the axis! Now if we integrate both sides, we get 1/2U^2 = 1/2E^2 + 1/2S^2 + 1/2D^2. Since the universe is infinite, 1/2E^2 + 1/2S^2 + 1/2D^2 is infinite as well. And since 1/2E^2 + 1/2S^2 + 1/2D^2 is infinte, E + S + D is infinite. Now obviously, the earth and sun are finite, so this means D = infinity. Now if we subtract infinity from both sides of U + G = E + S + A + D, we get: U + G - infinity = E + S + A + D - infinity Which becomes: G = E + S + A This means that God is also the earth and the Sun! And then you do, uhhh, what was the question again?

old comment by Amused

Ha! Brilliant. Except for a few things.
1) The Earth's rotation axis was thrown into its angle as a result of a collision with another large body during the Giant Impact Period early in the solar system's lifetime, about 10 billion years after the Big Bang. It's also worth mentioning that a similar impacting object lopped off the material that would later lump together and form the Moon. 2) If the Earth's rotation axis weren't at an angle off of normal to the ecliptic, we would *not* "burn up." We just wouldn't have seasons. The fact that the Earth remains at its temperature is a combination of various things, not least of which is the Earth's continued geomagnetic activity. 3) Kepler's laws. C.f. any elementary text on celestial mechanics. I'd love to see this guy's reaction when the extrasolar planet guys finally have the resolving power to observe planets in the "goldilocks zone."

old comment by Philbert McAdamia

Wait...he never says it's "algebra". He claims he's using "alebra" and/or "alerbra word",
whatever they are, they are beyond me, as algebra was. I had to take algebra 3x to pass it.
Twice it took me. Makes my head hurt, too.
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old comment by Canadiest

"Having assumed that people have a general knowledge of basic alebra."

Why on Earth would you assume that? Especially in America. Then go on to show you haven't a clue about higher maths.

Our Axis has a wobble, a predictable one that we call seasons, not fixed, and if it were,,, well I'm not sure myself but if it was in mid summer position (which is the same situation, position for the entire world) we'd probably be something like perpetual end of September weather.

I'm in the great lakes region though and our lakes heat up during the summer and cool in winter, they all froze over a few years ago in one of our coldest winters on record but in general we see a few feet of snow build up by February. We wouldn't if fixed and I don't really know how wind and moisture currents would change BUT the world would not burn up.

It'd definitely be different though.

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