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Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. #racist #pratt #dunning-kruger theguardian.com

Robert F Kennedy Jr, the US health secretary, faced backlash on Wednesday for a “wildly racist tirade” during a campaign stop in Michigan in which he falsely asserted that Arabs never won leading awards in science or literature

Kennedy was speaking at the Monday night event in Grand Rapids in support of Mike Rogers, the Republican US Senate candidate trailing his Democratic midterms opponent Abdul El-Sayed, who is Muslim, in polling

“There’s 500 million Arabs in the world, and yet they don’t produce science, they don’t win the ?Nobel prize, they don’t win the Fields prize, they don’t win the Wolf prize, they don’t produce literature,” Kennedy said

A factcheck published on Tuesday by the Associated Press showed that Arabs have won, or been shortlisted, for all those awards in recent years[…]
Kennedy’s comments came as part of an attack on the Muslim Brotherhood, a global Islamic group with branches that have been designated terrorist organizations by the US government

The rise of the group had “created stagnant societies”, Kennedy said, ending what he called “a golden age [in which] Islamic lands were the center, the foundation for art and literature and science and engineering, and they were highly tolerant and pluralistic and cosmopolitan”

Other Trump administration officials have tried to paint El-Sayed as a supporter of Islamic radicalism, including the president himself, who at a rally in Port Huron, Michigan, on Sunday called the Democrat “a jihadist” who was “on the side of the terrorists”

Don Feder #wingnut #forced-birth #transphobia #psycho #fundie wnd.com

Yet, in a way, we do share responsibility for the 9/11 atrocities. The Bible says that if we behave a certain way, we will receive blessings; if we behave another way, curses.
Deuteronomy promised that if the Israelites kept their covenant with God, they would be blessed with rain in its season, abundant crops and victory over their enemies. If they violated the covenant, they would suffer disease, drought, famine and death at the hand of their enemies and eventual exile from the land God had given them.
Our conduct as a nation shames me – abortion up to the moment of birth; turning mothers who murder their children into celebrities; the mutilation of adolescents in the name of our latest idol, transgenderism; pornography pushed to schoolchildren; the streets of our cities turned into open sewers; recreational drugs; and accusing a nation of Holocaust survivors of genocide.
What kind of shining city on a hill is this?

Anon #sexist #psycho lolcow.farm

I don't know why they get so angry at me when I say 90% of males should be culled from the human species. They are all non loyal whores who are only happy when their dicks are in use. In my ideal society the moids (who would all be gigachads because anything less would have been put down eons ago) would be wandering studs. Either they'd be getting their semen extracted or, if they were particularly attractive, they would be getting rented out for use. Sure they'd have no say as to who would rent him or for how long, but for the most part your average moid would have several sexual partners in his lifespan.
Literally everyone would be happy. Women would be free, men would be used the way nature intended them to be used, and incels would be dead.

Newsmax & Donald Trump #wingnut #transphobia newsmax.com

President Donald Trump on Thursday defended his endorsement of Ken Paxton in the Texas Senate race while attacking Democrat opponent James Talarico as a "freak," telling Newsmax he believes Paxton's record as attorney general should carry the most weight with voters.
"I think he's a freak. There's something wrong with that guy. And Texas can't have that," Trump said of Talarico during an exclusive White House interview with Newsmax's "Finnerty."
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Trump contrasted that praise with criticism of Talarico on gun rights, transgender issues, and sports.
"He will be against your Second Amendment right," Trump said.
"I always say men cannot play in women's sports. He's totally in favor of men playing in women's sports," he added.
Trump also mocked Talarico over his diet, describing him as a vegan and questioning his appearances at barbecues.
The president's comments underscored his continued support for Paxton as Republicans seek to retain the Texas seat and preserve their Senate majority in the Nov. 3 elections.

SCUM truther #sexist #homophobia twitter.com

Rape does not psychologically harm males. For females, it’s the fear of impregnation by an unworthy cretin who could ruin your bloodline, just from a biological standpoint. Even female animals have anti-rape defence mechanisms.Have you spoken to gay men before ? A good chunk of them who use Grindr get raped. Like at least 60%. They don’t care. The aura loss is not psychological damage it’s just retarded moid ego death

iJutsu #psycho #sexist fanverse.org

A former morgue worker admitted to having sex with up to 100 dead women, some of whom were murder victims, during his time on the night shift in Ohio between 1976 and 1992. The disturbing crimes were revealed in a deposition video, with further details coming to light in a recent Federal lawsuit against the county.

They're dead. What's the big deal? It's not like he dug them up, sexually assaulted(?) them and stole whatever was in the coffin or went on a murdering spree just to have sex with the cold stiff bodies.

Tatsuya Ishida #racist sinfest.xyz

[From “September 11, 2026: Re-imagining Villains 273”]

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Panel 1: A man is shouting “Hostile foreign invader!” while being chased down by someone dressed like a pirate
Panel 2: The pirate replies with “Sir! I am doctor/engineer” and “Just looking for a better life”
Panel 3: The man being pursied reacts with “Oh I'm sorry”, “I didn't know” and “Please proceed”
Panel 4: The pirate stabs the man while the latter says “I'm not racist”

PITT Parents #crackpot #transphobia pittparents.com

It’s a hostage situation. I know this for sure now.

According to my adult son, “The Ally,” returning home for visits felt like he was walking on eggshells. He hated that he could no longer discuss politics, now that his mother had left the left—sparked by his sister’s “transition.” I could not and would not ever affirm her as a gay man.

(Pitter talks about becoming a transphobe and refusing to accept her son.)

But my son returned one fateful night when I was in a foul mood. I snapped at his “gay brother,” about her lazy habits, never really pulling her weight, now that she was twenty and home from college for the summer.

The Ally defended her, criticized me and finally declared, “We need family therapy.”

And so it was.

(She talks about vetting a therapist to find one who will support her bigotry.)

So invested in her precious modality was our young, eager therapist, that none of us had a chance. The actual, hurtful words tumbling from my children’s bitter, confident mouths slipped past all potential pushback, like virus particles through a performative mask. And my rage, when I finally spoke out, was hastily categorized as invalid, for I was not following The Rules.

During an early session, for example, The Ally argued that infertile people are just as valuable as fertile people. He mistook my terror at my daughter potentially sterilizing herself to mean I simply devalued anyone incapable of breeding. This is obviously insane.

I asked him, “Do you think the solution here is for me to affirm your sister?”

He thought for a moment and then said, “I think it’s the only way.”

To her credit the therapist said, “If you think you can change anyone’s mind, you’re out of luck.”

Not to spoil the ending, but this was the high point.

In the following session my daughter offered the ultimatum I feared would come one day. Bolstered by Our Kind Leader, she said, “If you can’t see me as a man, you won’t be invited to my wedding, if I ever get married. And if I marry another trans man, and you see us as lesbians, you can’t come. And you won’t be allowed in my life.”

Kawaiigardenerwolf #sexist #transphobia tumblr.com

Blackpillers are annoying and most of the time they are just TRAs and handmaidens trying and failing to larp as feminists. Reading what they write is so shameful, like they want to be feminists but are hard wired to misogyny. And then when they try to articulate their reasoning as to why they hate women it always boils down to some sort of residual moid worship like "men are strong!".

If they were able to actually think critically and truly embrace feminism they could realize the reasons females are naturally superior has nothing to do with strength. Literally humans did not get to where we are in nature because of strength. As far as animals our size and weight goes, we are fucking weak. Many humans are taken out easily by animals in the 50-90 lb range.

Our strength lies in something women are superior at: empathy and abstract thought. Human socialization, understanding, and tool usage combined to turn us into a superanimal. We would pack hunt, understand the way animals thought, how plants work, and how our social structures would work. We created language, we developed our brains to the point where our young takes YEARS to cognitively develop independence. Our social structures are by far the most complex of all species. Animals that are independent and powerful are currently being protected from utter extinction by us now (because we are empathetic enough to understand the importance of their existence.) But ok blackpillers, go on about how females are soooo inferior, when our species progressed IN SPITE of males, not because of them.

#radfeminism#terfblr#radical feminism#gender critical#terf#feminism#radblr#men are evil#misandry#radical feminists do interact#anti blackpill

David J Stewart #fundie #crackpot jesus-is-savior.com

Holywood actor Julia Roberts announced to the world in 2010 that she is now a devout member of Hinduism. This is so sad. Hinduism is one of thousands of false religions, and one of the biggest religious frauds in history. From a Biblical viewpoint, Hinduism's thousands of gods and goddesses are demons. Hinduism is reminiscent of Greek mythology, teaching folklore and superstition for its beliefs (fairytales). It must strongly be noted that the concept of sin does not exist in Hinduism; but rather, karma (which Hindus believe determines reincarnation). Of course, reincarnation doesn't exist and is a lie of Satan.

J R #wingnut #dunning-kruger msn.com

(Talking about Charlie Kirk’s comment that some gun deaths are necessary to preserve 2nd Amendment rights)

Kirk was not trying to justify shooting deaths. He was saying freedom is worth it. It is an intellectual approach. That is why the left might not quite get it. The rigjt uses very logical approaches while the left cant even begin to form arguments. Its all just emotion, primarily hate.


Should we ban all cares because we people die from a car accident?

Hans-Hermann Hoppe #pratt #conspiracy bleedingheartlibertarian.substack.com

On September 20, 2026, Hans-Hermann Hoppe gave a talk at the twentieth annual meeting of his Property and Freedom Society, held as it is every year at a resort hotel in Bodrum, Turkey. When the society posted the recording on October 25, a clip began circulating widely, mostly because of one passage[…]
Explaining why Europeans are wrong to compare Israel’s war in Gaza to the Holocaust, Hoppe told his audience:

To compare what happens to Gaza and then, the so-called Holocaust, as far as the Holocaust is concerned, if you deny the teeniest detail in the official narrative of the Holocaust in Germany, you will be jailed. Despite the fact that nobody I’ve ever met, even among those people who are called Holocaust deniers, has ever denied that cruel, evil, ugly things happened during that period. But if you study these things a little bit more closely—again I learned that all from Rothbard too—there are huge holes in the story. There are lots of lies mixed into certain things that are undoubtedly true. There were never forensic investigations done in these places

In other words, Hoppe objects to comparing Gaza to the Holocaust not because he thinks it overstates what is happening in Gaza but because he thinks it overstates the Holocaust

Alexandra Lyashchenko #transphobia #wingnut #conspiracy honeybadgerukrainian.substack.com

Republicans failed. Trump gave up on the young. America chose USSR 2.0. California stole our teenage daughter for refusing to “affirm” her medical transition. CPS showed up with no warrant. They labeled us emotional abusers, destroyed our home and business to survive, and forced us out - we fled to Florida. We voted all red yesterday — as we always do. They retaliated and attacked our business so we could not survive. Florida’s major cities are already blue. It’s only a matter of time. Then they’ll decide your religion, your party affiliation, and how long your newborn baby lives until they ki}} her. After that comes nationalization of your property. We are legal Ukrainian Orthodox Christians — we saw what our parents and grandparents lived through in the Soviet Union for 70 years. America just chose to have that. The state now decides your child’s sex and duration of life. Parents who refuse lose their kids. Trump preferred multiple foreign glory-seeking victories over the biggest DOMESTIC crisis where the YOUNG GENERATION WAS ABANDONED AND BETRAYED to transgender ideology, late-term abortion bills, and the mental health crisis.

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[T]he Congress that arrived on the third of November will still have to answer the question the girl who was evacuated into nowhere has been asking since the first bus left: whether a country that once offered the paper that did not tear will still protect the parent who refuses to call the taking safety, or whether the pandering and the condoning and the defilement and the fattening of minds will continue until the ordinary room is no longer the room the child is allowed to keep, and until the bags that are still washed and hung in the kitchens of the people who remember the empty shelves are treated as the evidence that the parents who still count the crusts are the ones who must be managed.

Arielle Scarcella #transphobia #wingnut #racist facebook.com

[Image of a girl saying “I’m gay, here’s what I don’t believe”]
I don’t believe kids should transition medically.
Don’t believe there are more than 2 genders.
I don’t think white people are the biggest racial threat to gays.
Transsexuals are real, but i don’t think they are a third gender.
I don’t think kids belong at drag shows.
I don’t believe the US is a sexist and racist country.

David J Stewart #fundie #crackpot #sexist jesus-is-savior.com

However, the Bible says what it says. God hasn't changed. God's Word hasn't changed. The world has certainly changed in many ways over the past 2,000 years, but God is still the same (Malachi 3:6). God desires for women to be mothers, and care for the home. It is tragic that being a homemaker has become so despised nowadays, which is frowned down upon by career-minded women. Feminism has engineered women in America. A stay-at-home-mom is often viewed by career women as being a slave, a victim and having no life. he first priority God sets for young women is getting married. It is a wicked sin to “shack up” and fornicate. God wants a marital commitment between two people before they become sexually intimate. With the free distribution of condoms in public schools, godless sex-education which encourages fornication as being socially acceptable, and the sex-crazed American culture... most teenage girls have already had premarital sex by the time they finish high-school. Thus, it is no big deal to them to continue in a sinful lifestyle of fornication, birth-control and pursuing a career. This is far from what the God of the Bible intended. Marriage is not the old-fashioned way, it's the right way. Modern American society is crazy, where the lines between men and women have been horribly blurred. It is heathendom. Men ought to be blue-collar laborers, leaders, soldiers and cops. Women ought to be mothers and homemakers. If you need to get rid of that extra car and move into a smaller home that you can afford, then do it! You don't need to “keep up with the Joneses,” you need to please God. Forget the extra money!

Donald Trump #conspiracy #crackpot #wingnut truthsocial.com

FoxNews Ratings are way down (27%!) because they’re spending too much time covering the Trump Deranged Dumocrats! All of those people who used to watch Fox, and no longer do, get it. It’s them, not me — My numbers are better than they have ever been. The new CNN Poll stated that “TRUMP” is at 99% among Republicans and, among Republican Presidents, “TRUMP” is at 53%, compared to Ronald Reagan at 18%, and Abraham Lincoln at 8%! Fox knows this, and so does everyone else! Also, why is Fox Corp. spending so much money donating to the Worst of the Worst, including Hakeem Jeffries, Jamie Raskin, Ted Lieu, Pete Aguilar, the California Dumocratic Party, the Dumocratic Congressional Campaign Committee, the Dumocratic Senatorial Campaign Committee, the Congressional Black Caucus PAC, the CHC Bold PAC, and the New Dumocrat Coalition Action Fund, among others? No wonder FoxNews Ratings are collapsing, and they’re going to go down a lot further. They’re way down, not because of me, but because they are AGAINST me! This happened once before, and Fox almost collapsed. It’s happening again! President DONALD J. TRUMP

2nd Smartest Guy in the World #racist #wingnut #conspiracy 2ndsmartestguyintheworld.com

The 2026 U.S midterm elections are looking to be a complete and utter bloodbath for President Trump and his MAGA movement, with voters vehemently renouncing war, inflation, Israel-first or MIGA, egregious crypto looting, profligate insider trading, Epstein pedo crime coverups, and so on an so forth.

President Trump and his GOP have now been completely eviscerated by the radical Democrat party.

With many seats still to come in, the Marxist Democrats have taken control of the Senate, House and several key governorships.
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Of course, the Cloward-Piven replacement migration project that the Uniparty has been advancing and culminating with the “Biden” administration’s wide open border policies played a big role in this mid-term Blue Wave tsunami
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And speaking of these imported foreign invaders that comprise the Islamocommunist component of the greater operation to destroy American from within on behalf of the Intelligence-Industrial Complex and their various Uniparty assets, we have the illegal Somali “winning” yet again despite being under active investigations for all kinds of crimes…
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…if Sharia law is ever instituted in America the likes of Abdul will change his tune and euthanize all of his homosexual, Christian, Catholic and Jew supporters just like he slaughtered all of those dogs, all while still protecting the child rapists.
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Perhaps Trump will now “finish the job” in Iran and set off some nukes ahead of Armageddon only to escape to a bunker in Israel? Or better yet, Mister President you best to get back to real work, put America first over all foreign nations, arrest your enemies, end the IRS, end the FED, honor the Bill of Rights, and bring legitimate law and order back to this dying Constitutional Republic before it is too late…

Do NOT comply.

Jim #wingnut #conspiracy #homophobia #racist blog.reaction.la

[From “Midterm Republican landslide likely.”]

In preparation for the US midterm elections, globohomo has been seizing nations allied with Trump around the world, sometimes with plausible and reasonable democratic legitimacy, as in Serbia, sometimes in a blatant outrageous in-your-face steal, as in Brazil. Usually it is something of both, a “democratic” election with the outsider’s thumb firmly applied to the scales, as in Europe, an election that is distinctly smelly, but does not stink to high heaven like Brazil, followed by an autogolpe, as the new elected government proceeds to criminalize everyone to their right

And I have been feeling completely unmotivated about voting. The time of Republics is over, because elections are not making a difference, as for example in Japan, and because the government elects the people, as for example in England, instead of the people electing the government. All over Europe, people vote for closed borders, and yet somehow strangely still get open borders[…]The government imports a pile of foreigners, and then gives them your stuff in order to get their votes

To win the midterms, you have to turn out your base. The Democrats are relying on their tried and true formula[…]: Envy, hatred, and malice. Vote Democrat, and you will get vengeance[…]
Trump 2.0 began with a bunch of thunderbolts, among them the coup against USAID, which immensely motivated his base[…]
Nawrocki was blissfully flying off to Senegal, seemingly unaware that an autogolpe had been organized for when he was away[…]
If Trump and Vance had preparations for the coup in Poland, they have preparations for the coup in the US[…]
Most likely outcome: Democrats get a historically high real turnout, Republicans a historically low real turnout, but the Democrats are shocked to find that the votes of the dead and the illegals get surprise disallowed[…]Also possible, the Republicans “lose” the midterms, but are mysteriously still able to exercise power

James O’Brien #wingnut #conspiracy operationdisclosureofficial.com

I know they think they won. I’m aware of that.

I’m just saying…

If they have to live with the real life results of their policies and ideologies, they lose. More than they can even fathom.

And part of me wants to see that transpire; for them to take the helm and then have to live with what happens when they get what they want.

But, of course, the USA would go down in flames if that were to happen for any significant period of time, so I don’t really want it. People think they have it bad because gas is 4-5 dollars a gallon. That is laughable.
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Here is what I think really happened. There was, undoubtedly, fraud. Just look at Texas. Overnight one of the reddest States becomes a massively blue State? I won’t argue it, because what’s the point, but it’s dubious, at best.

I think they went too far and put too much of a thumb on the scale for it to be realistic, but at the same time, the handling of the Epstein situation optically, combined with the timing of the war in Iran, did fracture MAGA enough to lose just enough momentum that the election results can (with enough plausible deniability) be palmed off to that, in the media and in general.
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While I still fully support the Presidency of Donald J. Trump, I also recognize that he is a fallible human being. He’s a marvel of work ethic, especially to a guy like me who does his best work in his bathrobe, with a cup of coffee and a lap-top. I couldn’t do what President Trump does for even a week, let alone 10 plus years of non-stop 24-7 grind on 4 hours of sleep a night. God bless him. He’s made some mistakes, to be sure, but I’m riding with him all the way to the end of this one. No doubt this last midterm election cycle of his Presidency will weed out whatever sunshine patriots there might be left at this stage.

EnvironmentalBuy9510 #ableist #fundie reddit.com

Concerning autism and neurodiversity : you can see how severely humanity is cursed but cannot escape accountability to the Son

As an autistic christian, I can remember that my entire life is disastrous, full of abomination, hateful.

Autistic people are often self centered, hurt others with their selfish behaviors, lack empathy toward vulnerable people.

Is it possible for them to make a excuse before Christ? Can the disorder negate their responsiblity to others?

No. They are intellectually able to do what to do. However their fallen intent refuses to obey Laws, their fallen emotions refuse to function properly, their fallen intellect refuses to acknowledge righteous way of life as same as every unregenarated people.

Surely there is a slight difference between autistic and neurotypical(non neurodivergent).

Neurotypicals are good at hiding their true satanic nature but autistic persons are too self centered to be hypocritic.

Anyway I am completely accountable to the righteous judge about my sinful deeds.

I deserve eternal torture by God the Lord in Hellfire.[/

Even if thrown away to Hellfire immediately now, considering what I have done, I would feel relieved by knowing I deserve Eternal Hell.

PunkPirate56364 #dunning-kruger reddit.com

Yeah but it's not like wokeys are losing their money.

They convince these large companies that woke is what modern audience wants. Then they use their money to send THE MESSAGE.

Then company loses money, wokeys get paid and they tap themselves on the shoulder for how good they are... then they cry when company which is losing money starts doing layoffs.

I just hope these executives figured out that modern audience doesn't want woke stuff, is sick of THE MESSAGE.

Because executives are receiving large wages and if they can't figure this shit after so many examples they are truly horrible at their jobs.

Alexandra Bruce #wingnut #racist #conspiracy forbiddennews.substack.com

Pete Santilli is back after quadruple bypass surgery, saying something very directly that I’ve only heard one other person address, which is that Communists who want to collapse and overthrow the US have just taken over the Senate and the House.

That other person is Matt Walsh, who says, “I'd rather Iran have a nuke than my country be run by Communists.

The same Deep State comrades of the Death Shot and bedfellows of the Globalists who’ve trashed Europe and who’ve ended Democracy in Brazil will now control America’s lawmaking and budgeting for the next two years.

It’s a sobering thought, until you realize that they never left. The RINOs are them and they’ve controlled most of the judiciary all this time. So maybe not a lot has changed.

The good news is that the Israel First agenda is finally dead and there’s now no reason for the Communists to mass-riot in America. Right?

Republicans protest-voting for Democrats because of the economy makes even less sense than “French” students protesting school conditions by burning down the beautiful Lycée Nelson Mandela that cost €52 million to build.

Did Americans really vote for a return to the Biden Era?

Did Texas really utterly and completely flip Blue?

Did 106% of Michiganders really turn out to vote yesterday?

Did 60% of Jewish voters in Michigan really vote for Abdul el-Sayed?

These are reasonable questions to ask, as absolutely nothing has been done about the voting machines.

After coming this far, would President Trump really cave on the issue of the voting machines?

Merkwurdigliebe #sexist boards.straightdope.com

To me, statutory rape is an age issue like drinking where different culture determine their own lines for the “too young to fuck” category.

Like Rune said, in some countries the age is much lower. They seem to get by just fine.
Who reported the crime?Her parents?If the sex was consentual, and her parents filed the suit, then I think that it is bullshit to jump on the guy. I don’t know the circumstances under which he had sex. If he had sex with a 15 year-old who still doesn’t regret it then I agree that he shouldn’t face such a stiff penalty. Sure there should be a penalty, but its such a subjective matter.

And lets all remember our reactions towards the young boy who had sex with his teacher. Our opinions towards these matters are totally skewed by gender roles. At least a lot of people are. There are a lot of laws on the books that are just an arbitrary line drawn by someone who isn’t affected by that line. Drinking age is 21 in America but it is 18 or 16 in Europe.

It also depends if said 15-year-old has had sex before with another minor. That would affect matters greatly in my opinion. If she chooses to have sex with someone of her own age, it shouldn’t matter if she chooses an older guy
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I am not saying that it is acceptable, but I can imagine a situation where I think it isn’t worthy of 10 years in prison. Imagine a guy who had some kind of prior relatioship with her who found her at a party where she had a little to drink where they laterwent off to a private room where they had sex and people heard them having sex and a couple of people heard them or may have walked in on them (your 1+ witness right there). If the word got out that she had sex with this guy through gossip and got back to her parents who decided to file suit, then I would think that it is less than fair.

But then there is the obvious chance that it was a dude who saw a really hot 15 year-old who was at a party who was really drunk and convinced her to have sex with him. That’s what wedon’tknow.

TheJesusMushroom #pratt #fundie #dunning-kruger youtube.com

TheJesusMushroom:
It is perfectly designed. Thats clear. Once you start examining your critiques they fall apart.
You would be better off trying to answer the question of who " YOU" are.
Therein lies all the answers.

Timjer92:

How are we humans "perfectly designed"? For one, we breathe and eat through the same orifice, causing a LOT of deaths through choking. That seems like a massive "design flaw" to me...

TheJesusMushroom:

i love these ridiculous arguments..
ok if its such a bad design, design something better fits every other parameter of life. lets see what you are better at than evolution

Timjer92:

Why should I have to design something "better"? I'm not god, I'm neither omnipotent nor omniscient. But one would expect an omniscient and omnipotent being to be able to "design" life better than how flawed it currently is...

TheJesusMushroom:

YOU have to design it better because you say its so easy. you cant say something is broken and easy to fix, and then refuse to explain how to fix it.
This is the hypocrisy with this argument. everybody says" its a crappy design. it could be so much better" ... and then NEVER describe the super new better design.
Until you can redesign it better, you've got nothing.

@Shaw089 #homophobia #transphobia twitter.com

The fact that you explicitly outline the trend, and the relationship between Bioware adding more and more gay shit and becoming less and less successful, without even the slightest clue of what you're doing is fucking mesmerizing lmao

"They started off with very little gay shit and they did great! Then look! Every year it was a little gayer and a little less successful!"

Fucking brilliance lol, you're directly arguing against yourself in blissful ignorance.

Electrical_Cod7288 #forced-birth #fundie reddit.com

'Forced To Remain Pregnant'

One of the most common - and one of the most absurd - arguments used by those people is that it is wrong to force a woman to remain pregnant. The absurdity lies in the fact that pregnancy is an automatic process; you cannot force someone to remain pregnant any more than you can force someone to breathe or to digest food. And still they keep saying 'If a woman can't get access to abortion, she is being forced to be pregnant and give birth' and other such itch-shit arguments.

Abortion bans affect the providers, not the women who want their own unborn children dead, and they can always get an illegal abortion if they dare (which I recommend against), so technically they still have abortion access.

The typical common denominator in unwanted pregnancy is sexual congress. And yet still people keep on getting pregnant. Humans are supposed to be able to use their intelligence to override their base instincts, so they should do so.

Jeremy_s_Evil_Twin #sexist #psycho boards.straightdope.com

@Lizard

A real-life example of a Lolita-type relationship like what I alluded to above(where the child is a willing participant) is that of Mary Kay Letourneau, a 36-year-old schoolteacher from Tacoma.
She slept with a student of hers for the first time when he was 12, and had two of his children before he was 15.
My link is old, but in new testimony from the “victim” (whose identity is now public because he is 18 and party to a lawsuit seeking damages from his old school system) the guy admits he made a bet with a classmate over who could sleep with a teacher first. Obviously, not a victim in the normal sense.

Not to hijack this into a GD/Pit thread or anything but…they aren’t traumatized until the social workers get a hold of them, is that what you’re saying?

Interesting that you brought up the Letourneau case. I always saw that so-called crime as a bittersweet “forbidden romance”, and very Lolita-like. (After all, he sought HER out, when she was released from jail the first time!) Also interesting to see that her “victim” is now suing the school for “failing to protect him”, and I can’t help but wonder…has his therapist convinced him that he was truly abused, and he’s working to set things right, or has age corrupted him to the point where he’s seeking out the big bucks? (A la Michael Jackson’s alleged lover…)

Frank A. Stackhouse #wingnut facebook.com

It’s sad how much people need to be reminded of the conditions they live under in this state because of democrats - but we know the game , blame Trump , democrats have controlled New Jersey it seems like forever, businesses leaving or gone , people leaving every day , highest taxes, insurance premiums, electricity because democrats shut down power plants for wind mills , gas because remember our new governor increase the tax at gas pumps , and last but least we can’t afford to live here - but democrats feel it’s ok to take YOUR Taxes and pay for illegals instead of making live alittle easier on its tax praying RESIDENTS. But it’s Trumps fault And you people have not had enough taken from you , so vote some more democrats into office office is sky for Mikie. Protesters being paid to stand on the streets with your money , and let me end by saying Jeff Van Drew didn’t cause any of the above problems , You people did because you continue to vote in Democrats because they tell you they will fight all the problems they created. You better think about what you are doing to your children and grandchildren future- because they will have to leave this state because of your stupid voting mistakes

Ghost #wingnut fight.fudgie.org

The secret backstory of how Obama let Hezbollah off the hook.
Now, I would like everybody to remember that the Obama administration wanted to do a nuclear deal with Iran.
And part of the nuclear deal with Iran. Was to ignore Hezbollah's operations within the United States.
Part of it was allowing the Hezbollah factions to conduct organized criminal activity within the United States.
I mean, it's a very long article, it's Politico, and I would strongly advise you all to take a look at it.
There was a Bush era project called Project Cassandra, all right, which operated out of a top secret DEA facility out of Chantilly, Virginia.
Agents used wiretaps, undercover operations, informants, and coordinations with about 30 U.S. and foreign agencies to map out what they described as a Hezbollah transformation into a sophisticated international crime syndicate, all right?
I mean, and what did the Justice Department for the Obama administration do?
They refused to push charges on Hezbollah operatives in the United States.
One of them, called Abdullah Sefidini, I think that's how you pronounce it, who was the overseer of the business affairs component involved in drug trafficking.
One agent described him as the John Gotti of the Drug trafficking via Hezbollah in and out of the United States.
Did some weak pressure on some arms dealer, Ali Fayed, which was part of, if you want my personal opinion, part of the reason why Fast and Furious, Operation Fast and Furious, why the guns from that shit just disappeared because we were giving them to Hezbollah.

Tuckerfan #pratt #psycho boards.straightdope.com

Fundy signgle-mindedness? I don’t thinks so. This is not an issue of personal “morality” which doesn’t harm anybody. As soon as a person starts adding victims to his behavior he loses my support. A man in his 20’s who publicly has sex with a drunk 15 year old girl is a fucking scumbag- no exceptions


Yes, I do think so. Fundies make their decision based on the Bible, because they believe that it’s the word of God. You’re basing your decision based on the laws of the society you grew up in, you’re not taking into account the fact that other societies both presently and in the past have different definitions of what is correct. Hell, even different states in the US have different definitions as to what constitutes statutory rpe, and yet you’re still willing to appoint yourself supreme arbitor of what’s right and wrong.

You’ve labeled the girl a “victim” without ever meeting her. Do you know that she was traumatized by the event? Do you know if she’s ever had consentual sex with someone her own age prior to this?

When I was in my early 20s, I was bnging girls who were 16 and 17 (along with the occassional 30 year old), every one of those girls had more sexual partners than I did, and I treated them better than their partners who were their peers. I didn’t simply sleep with them, I took them places, listened to them talk about their hopes and dreams and treated them with the same kind of respect a person should treat anyone they love. Does that make me a bad guy, simply because of a law, which is more likely to be enforced against a man, who crosses an arbitrary barrier than a woman who does the same? Perhaps it’s the law that’s wrong.

I’m not advocating adults sleeping with young children, but that’s beside the point.


Infantrydort #crackpot #wingnut twitter.com

[In response to a picture of Anakin Skywalker on the Iron Throne with Padme and a child Luke and Leia in Imperial regalia, captioned "this is what they stole from us"]

Darth Vader. The Balrog. Bane.

Different myths, same ancient warning: push something good far enough into the abyss and eventually the abyss answers back.

We call these figures evil because we meet them at the end of the story. We forget to ask what furnace made them.

Humiliation. Betrayal. Hatred. Loss. Years of being told to kneel while someone else mistakes restraint for weakness. Eventually the wound stops bleeding and becomes armor.

That’s why these archetypes endure. They’re not merely monsters. They are consequence incarnate.

The people who created them eventually stare into that face in horror, unable to recognize their own reflection.

The renewed obsession with Anakin isn’t just an internet phenomenon. Something far older stirring. Young western men are at the breaking point.

Because there’s a limit to what good men will absorb while remaining the men you remember. Keep digging greedily into the patience, dignity, families, faith, and livelihoods of people who wanted nothing more than to be left alone, and eventually you reach something beneath the stone.

The ancient stories warned us about that too.

Be very careful what you spend years creating in the people you hate. One day, you may finally meet it.

That time is nigh

Tatsuya Ishida #wingnut #racist sinfest.xyz

[From “September 10, 2026: Re-imagining Villains 272”]

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Panel 1: A Bolshevik with Jewish features says “No borders, no nations” while holding a placard reading “We are all immigrants” with a hammer-and-sickle
Panel 2: A Christian cleric says “Neither Jew or gentile” while holding a placard reading “No one is illegal” and a cross
Panel 3: The Bolshevik and the cleric say in unisson “Only one race, the human race”
Panel 4: They conclude with “Universalism for the win” while the tagline reads “They’re the same picture” while doing a fist bump

Prolotario #wingnut #crackpot #conspiracy #mammon twitter.com

What Democrats Have To Do To Regain Power?

Stop the currency reset.

Stop the tokenization.

Stop the AI/Automation/Robots.

Stop the election fraud investigation.

Stop Elon Musk takeover.

Stop the attacks on Iran.

Block the quantum financial shift.

Halt gold standard revival.

Prevent full transparency rollout.

Quash the decentralization surge.

Neutralize the Governor autonomy wave.

Shut down the asset-backed ledger.

Crush the sovereign citizen reclaim.

Break the military loyalty realignment.

Smother the education curriculum overhaul.

Kill the energy independence pipeline.

Sink the Fed audit legislation.

Strangle the local currency proliferation.

Bury the election integrity software.

Sterilize the police reform reversal.

Dismantle the digital identity reconstruction.

Etc.

Every item on this list represents a 'systemic immunity' that the Democratic coalition cannot develop a defense for because each one dismantles a specific dependency. The currency reset removes the inflation tax. Tokenization removes the dark money pipeline.

The fraud investigation removes the cheat mechanism. AI/Automation removes the union voter base. Musk's takeover of platforms removes the propaganda distribution network. The Iran attacks remove the manufactured crisis narrative.
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The list is not a wishlist; it is an autopsy of Democratic power, and every item they fail to stop is a structural wound that cannot be healed by winning the next cycle. They are not fighting a campaign. They are fighting an extinction event.

The currency reset alone without anything else on that list is a extreme sports challenge. Because how would they stop sovereign nations where only one of them like Iraq forces a monetary adjustment that brings value back to a currency you need destroyed to regain power?

Do you see why it doesn't matter what they do at this point? POTUS doesn't care that's why he attended the last steel beam being placed at the White House Ballroom.