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C.T. #wingnut #racist #psycho westsdarkesthour.com

[From “On Nick Fuentes”]

I’d like to clarify what I have said in my two previous posts, about the movie The Village and Nick Fuentes[…]The crucial phrase doesn’t appear in the articles, not even in the question I posed in the last one (“Does such 21st century American film exist…?”), but rather in the comments section and even in parentheses: “Who needs Jews when we have white nationalists?”[…]
Fuentes is like the kid who says the emperor has no clothes[…]
In racialist forums I’m ignored for taking the message of white nationalism to its logical conclusion: violent revolution à la Third Reich[…]
But let’s return to Fuentes, who, unlike my followers in X and here, is always willing to discuss important issues with great frankness. He’s like the kid in the story because he speaks the truth—as far as he understands it—about the ethnocidal levels of migration and feminist ethnosuicide[…]
In fact, young Fuentes is far more mature than the veterans Jared Taylor and those of VDARE, insofar as he has already awakened to the JQ[…]
Fuentes is right. Trump promised a Wall in his first term, and there’s nothing of the sort. In his second term he has promised to destroy Antifa, and the same thing happened: there aren’t thousands upon thousands imprisoned like Nayib Bukele is doing in El Salvador, or much better: what Hitler asked Himmler to do in Dachau, a place I love with all my heart and which I visited this very year!

Fuentes’s humanitarian sentiments in the second clip are that American whites must resign themselves to the fact that 100 million non-whites will be residing in the US[…]Tellingly, both Tucker and Fuentes concede in that interview that it is precisely Christian scruples that compel them not to solve the problem (as Himmler was solving it before the deluded Anglo-Americans intervened)[…]
We need classy thugs. We need an archipelago of Dachau camps throughout the West! Linder spoke with the right tone—the way potential revolutionaries speak

Verderebb / MilletNika #ableist #sexist twitter.com

(@verderebb): I did say once that everything goes downhill in society whenever male nerds are given too much power. Male autism and male nerditry are the Satan of this world.

(@milletnika): They are bio-robots, devoid of soul, of any connection to life, unleashing Black Mirror horrors beyond comprehension while prizing the impeccable "LoGIc and rEAson" of their demented judgement, oblivious to the fact that they are sick, hollow, twisted creatures from the void.

Geoffrey Grider #fundie #wingnut #homophobia #conspiracy nowtheendbegins.com

America is not a Christian nation, and it is filled with professing Christians who know less about Bible doctrine than most industrialized countries. They will go to a stadium and “bang their heads for the Lord” for hours on end, and yet spend not a fraction of that time in God’s preserved word. If you watch any of the Super Bowl XL 2026 proceedings today, and I do not recommend you do, what I am telling you will become instantly apparent if your know your Bible.
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This year we have a treat! The NFL is providing a highly LGBTQIA-friendly Halftime show while Turning Point USA gives us the ‘let’s drink whiskey and set stuff on fire for the LORD’ Halftime Show’. We get both. If you think that the choice is an “easy one”, you’d be quite mistaken. They both lead you away from God and away from the Bible, and to the Vanity Fair found in The Pilgrim’s Progress.

First and foremost, the Super Bowl is played on a Sunday, the day Jesus rose from the dead. Secondly, the players are called “stars” and “idols”, two expressions found in the Bible connected with idol worship. The Lombardi Trophy is an Easter egg on top of an Egyptian obelisk. Come on, now, you knew that the football represents the Easter egg from the Roman Catholic Church and ancient Babylon, right? Why do you think the NFL uses Roman numerals? Why does the NFL show you the Roman Catholic Church in all their marketing? Stay with me now, the water only gets deeper. Third, the hundreds of millions of viewers will be bombarded with just about everything that God hates. Immorality, drugs, alcohol, homosexuality, gambling, and lust just to name a few. Why do you think that the same corporations we claim to hate pay between $8-10 million dollars for a 30-second commercial. You know what that makes you? A sitting duck. You know what that makes your children? Groomed. Everything I just told you will be exactly the same no matter which Super Bowl you watched or which Halftime show you support today.

An Unnamed Russian Orthodox Priest #fundie religionnews.com

Fredrick Odhiambo Ojiro, head of rapid response for Vocal Africa, a pan-African human rights organization​, said Russian church leaders have promoted the prospect of working in Russia among young Kenyans. “They have told the youth the church has now come to provide those opportunities to young men in Russia. They are also using women to speak closely to the individuals, since they are calm and can be trusted more,” said Odhiambo in an interview.

The exact number of Kenyans who have traveled to ​​Russia is not known, but Odhiambo estimated that more than 500 individuals have been there in the past two years, most traveling on temporary tourist visas. Some 200 families ​​have reached out to Vocal Africa​ about their children’s situation.

Before​ ​traveling to Russia, the migrants were promised salaries of 350,000 to 400,000 Kenyan shillings (about $3,000), according to Odhiambo, but many never received the money after their legal documents were confiscated. “They lie to you to use ​the commander’s details to open a bank account. When the money is deposited, they never give it to you. In fact, when money is put in the account, you shall have been taken to the front line,” said Odhiambo.

A Russian Orthodox priest in Nairobi, who asked not to be named because he is not authorized to speak for the church, told Religion News Service that the church sends seminary students to Ukraine to study, not to fight, but said students are often warned that military recruitment can happen.

The priest said the church monitors the students’ status closely. “We can account for all the students that we have sent to study and those we have sent to the seminaries. I don’t think there is something malicious about this,” he said, adding, “None of them joined the military, not even a single one.”

MilletNika #sexist twitter.com

Until women actually start holding their life-creating power for ransom, this shit will continue. "Prove yourself worthy or have your bloodline end" should be the approach. This is an actual use for the upper body strength and testosterone. What we have now is perversion.

Exactly. The most feverish adherents of the patriarchy are the ugliest, weakest most pathetic creatures under the sun who know in their bones that in a fair world their bloodline would be wiped out eons ago. As parasites, this is their only strategy for survival.

And by having to prove themselves and face actual dangers and challenges, men would actually enact their heroes journey fantasies and earn real laurels. But they don't want real challenges, cause they know they're weak. They want to conquer pixels and fight pickle jars. Pathetic.

Vic Biorseth #racist #wingnut #homophobia #conspiracy catholicamericanthinker.com

International diplomacy is the art of negotiating alliances, signing treaties and establishing trade agreements between civilized nations. Until President Trump, successful civilized diplomatic negotiations with barbarians was quite impossible, the reason being that barbarians lie their asses off.

Islamic diplomats practice Taqiyya, the art of lying to infidels about their true intentions to keep them calm and unaware until the day of their conquest.

Marxist diplomats practice the art of disinformation and subterfuge to keep civilized diplomats unaware of their true intentions of conquest.

A barbarian like Iran's Ayatollah Ali Hosseini Khamenei or his representatives will never diplomatically negotiate in good faith or in honesty with civilized nations. There is no settlement point between absolute adherence to the Koran and the civilized world that can be negotiated without violating absolute adherence to the Koran. Why?

Civilized people do not want to be conquered.
The Koran insists that they must be conquered.

Very simple, nothing to it.

The whole Islamo-Commie-Homo global revolutionary movement is barbaric to the core.
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And doesn't that describe the sole goal of America's Marxocrat Party? And helping them to eventually achieve that goal may be the main reason that Republicrats like John Thune, Mike Johnson and others will never, as in not ever, get rid of the filibuster and allow Trump's simple majority to rule. Political posturing aside, they don't really want President Trump to succeed. They may at times go right up to that point, but they will always stop short, because they, too, are RINOs. They are in "The Club" that is the Swamp that needs to be drained.

It may be argued that The Washington Swamp is barbaric.

Contending with our own supposedly American political parties may be more of a challenge to President Trump than all the foreign barbarians.

Ana #racist #psycho datasecretslox.com

@Sad Little King

It is, in fact, rather common for migrants to "lose" their papers before hopping over the border and applying.

Yeah, this is why I advocate the solution of send them as slaves to North Korea for the people with no papers.

Either they show their papers or get deported to their home country, or they get sent to a worse shithole.

Helena Carey #crackpot #wingnut #dunning-kruger #conspiracy gazetteller.com

The events of February 17, 2026, were documented as a strategic technical screen for the acceleration of a massive stratospheric intervention over American territory. While public attention was captivated by the astronomical phenomenon, aircraft equipped with aerosol dispersers saturated the atmosphere with metallic particles and synthetic polymers to block solar radiation. This was the reality of Solar Radiation Management (SRM) programs, which were hidden under the label of fighting climate change.

Stratospheric Aerosol Injection (SAI) forced a decrease in global temperature by creating an artificial layer of haze that reflected sunlight back into space. Under the cover of the darkness generated by the eclipse, satellite data indicated intense activity in flight corridors over densely populated areas. This operation allowed for the measurement of light reflection impact under reduced sunlight conditions, maintaining discretion over the change in sky color and atmospheric density.

The coordination of the event followed a specific operational timeline designed by globalist entities. The synchronization between the lunar transit and the deployment of high-altitude tankers revealed a calculated effort to map “Albedo modification” in real-time.

Phase 1: Pre-Eclipse Saturation (08:00 – 11:00 EST): Heavy dispersal occurred over the Midwest and the Great Lakes, creating a foundational layer of particulate matter.
Phase 2: The Shadow Window (During Totality): High-frequency sensors located in specialized ground stations calibrated the rate of light scattering as the moon blocked the sun. This was the “calibration” data required for global dimming.
Phase 3: Post-Eclipse Expansion: Aircraft widened the trails into persistent cirrus clouds to lock in the cooling effect, bypassing natural weather cycles.

Qin Ra/Pleiadian Family of Light #ufo #magick #conspiracy pleiadianfamily.net

The Pleiadian message below is intended for a Newgrange-born Child of Light, but can also be read by anyone interested in the new spiritual tradition called Child of Light.
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A new journey has just begun, and you are not alone!

Bear in mind that you’ve embarked on a new adventure, called self-transformation, which shall last your entire lifespan. Instead of an overnight-change type of revolution, it entails a gradual, accumulative process. Slowly, through sustained effort, you transform yourself from the old existential mode—an alienated human ruled by shadows—into the new you, a Human of Light liberated, healed, and empowered by the Love/Light of the divine Source.

Now, we invite you to see the journey ahead from our perspective so you can have a clearer understanding of where you are going as a Newgrange-born. Seeing the general direction, knowing that you are heading for Mt. Kailash, so to speak, would help you find the way to your next airport or bus station.

Should it conclude with “Die into Love/Light,” or would you prefer another outcome?
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“Die into Love/Light” means returning to the Source through the gateway of death. More specifically, it signifies choosing to leave your body in the highest vibrational state. Indeed, you can decide in what kind of vibrational state your lifeline shall end, but you cannot decide when, where, or how you will die in a natural way. Death, as the counterpart to birth, remains a mysterious event beyond human control, a basic law of planet Earth.
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It might seem like a gloomy thing to do at the start of an adventure, to see all the way into one’s own death. However, seeing your endpoint would bring you a sense of relief, freedom, and excitement. This is about taking full responsibility for your life; you decide how your timeline begins and how it ends. Talk about having your power back!

Dan Bidondi #conspiracy #fundie fight.fudgie.org

The pagan roots, the Valentine's Day, absolutely dark and demented and sinister and all that bag of cakes and cookies and heart-shaped boxes.
And yeah, it's pretty dark and demented.
And tonight we're going to expose it and the pagan roots and the pagan traditions that go along with it.
And me and my walk, I haven't celebrated Valentine's Day in many, many, many, many years.
And tonight, hopefully, we'll explain it very well of why you should not participate in it and the spiritual applications that go along with it too.
Being seductive, I mean, seriously, men and women being sedued into spending their money and paying up their tithes, basically, your tithing and literally throwing out your money to nothing.
Like, well, excuse me, to God, little G gods and not even knowing it because you feel like you have to do it to please your, you know, your spouse or your girlfriend, boyfriend, whatever.
And it's, it's sick and demented.

Verderbb #sexist #crackpot twitter.com

This is also why the males love to call the fake world "the matrix" (matrice, mother) when in reality the fake delusion is the patrix and they hate the fact they were given birth to by a mother and have her mitochondrial dna 😭 but they'll slap their fake last names and God LOrD

C.R. Krieger #sexist #psycho forums.mye28.com

Bad thing if it was a male teacher that did that to a female student Do ya think they would let him off ?? :| Always thought the Law was the Law !?? Randy/ 8)

Y'know, as much as I think there should be no double standards in law, this is just one place where it makes sense, in spite of what the law and society says. The reason is simple: It's virtually impossible for a woman to commit nonconsensual 'rape' with a guy who doesn't want to. Think about it: almost any old codger who still can get it up is physically capable of raping any woman regardless of her age, ability, consciousness, or even whether she's dead or alive (Please do not take us any further down the 'necro' path, guys!). A woman is presented with an entirely different set of problems. Do any of you male readers truly fear being caught and raped by fat ugly women? I've never even had a bad dream about it. OTOH, all women have to consider, in their minds, every one of us to be a threat. I wish that were otherwise, but it's true. So, if there is a double standard in how we, as men and women, have to regard one another, a double standard in treating misbehavior is a logical step in that direction.

In this case, about the only way for this kid to not want to have sex with her was to have all the testosterone surgically extracted from his body. Ask yourself how many of his peers would say, "Ewwww!" compared to how many are saying, "Oh ... my ... God! You lucky SOB!"
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C.T. #wingnut #racist #psycho westsdarkesthour.com

[From “Netflix, etc.”]

Since my sister lent me her Netflix account so I could watch Breaking Bad, I decided to watch the first few minutes of other series and movies filmed during the darkest period in Western history

Seriously, anyone who watches that stuff regularly as if it were legitimate entertainment is a person with a xenomorph in their brain, so I had a daring idea that I won’t carry out: to start reviewing each of those things and, at the first subversive message, stop watching

For example: there’s a series about Latin American drug traffickers that begins with a scene of the drug lord Pepe Escobar. I barely watched the first few minutes and I thought to myself: “Those lands should be conquered by pure Nordics. Since the writers don’t propose turning Latin America into New Scandinavia, the series’ message is bad”, and I stopped watching it in the first scene of the first episode

Something similar happened to me with one of the most famous Batman instalments: a film that even some white nationalists love (that’s why I said yesterday that they too have the xenomorph amalgamated in their brains). The moment I saw that they want to prosecute a gang of criminals through the American legal system I interrupted because, in a sane world, they would simply be executed like the Nazis would (the American Constitution, its laws and legal institutions are, naturally, xenomorphic)

I could say something similar about other films or series, of which I only tolerated watching a few minutes of each. But with what I’ve said, it’s clear what my reviews would be like for 100% of what’s shown on Netflix, HBO, in theaters, on free or pay television channels, not to mention the millions of accounts on various social media platforms[…]
Yes: we priests are premature births of a future yet to be verified: a future whose arrival is uncertain, but which I will strive to bring about through my work (that’s why I named the publishing house I hope to found Daybreak)

Thinker2 #crackpot #wingnut #quack #conspiracy operationdisclosureofficial.com

CHEMTRAILS

Open Letter to:

DJT
RFK Jr.
JFK Jr.

Juan O’ Savin = 1 0 7 = 17 = Q = JFK Jr.

February 14, 2026, Riverside County, CA:

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If you can not stop corruption (chemtrails) we observe.

Why should we believe you are stopping corruption we can’t observe

Treason sent to GTMO
IRS, Federal Reserve, World Bank
Insurrection
Medical Murder
C***D murder weapon
Remdesivir murder weapon
Snake Venom murder weapon
Mercury / Thiomersal murder weapon
Petrolatum based food coloring
FDA, CDC, WHO, UN
Fast Food Soylent Green
etc

There is no evidence the White Hats are different from the Black Hats, only Talk

Anon #transphobia #sexist lolcow.farm


The next best thing is for him to latch on to a woman who accepts him for him, his real self. For him to be completely open, vulnerable, and honest, and still have a woman he deems “honorable” desire him for it. This is extremely difficult since the male is not easily convinced he is anything of value, and would likely reject the notion that any woman may appreciate him. And he’s right, a woman is very unlikely to love a creature who is essentially a light-sucking black hole (selfish, entitled, resentful, boring, lazy, often violent - the male stripped to his most foundational parts).
At the end of the day, the male only feels complete if he creates a womb in himself, or hoards a womb in another, or both. They have many different methods, some far more “healthy” and less destructive than others. Playboys, RPbros, trannies, pundits, artists, monks. They are all basically in pursuit of The Womb.

Tatsuya Ishida #conspiracy #dunning-kruger #racist sinfest.xyz

[From “January 17, 2026: Re-imagining Villains 36”]

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Panel 1: at the end of his show, Vladimit Lenin says “Thanks you”, “Down with capitalism” and “Down with the rest” while roses are being thrown on him
Panel 2: a crowd of his fans is shouting “We love you Vladdy” and “Vla-ddy! Vla-ddy! Vla-ddy!”
Panel 3: Lenin says “Very nice” and, when noticing a letter in the midst of the roses and the panties thrown on the scene, exclaims “Oh” and “What's this?”
Panel 4: the letter is a check ordering the Khun, Loeb & Co. in New York to pay $20 million to Lenin from Jewish banker Jacob Schiff

Kurt Schlichter #wingnut twitter.com

(About Epstein victims having their teeth removed)

OK, so where’s a kid with no teeth? Just one. *INSERT CONVOLUTED EXPLANATION THAT MAKES NO SENSE HERE* This is an idiotic moral panic, a collective stupidity on par with the 80s child abuse, derangement and QANON.

Ramon Tomey #wingnut #racist #conspiracy naturalnews.com

There's a quiet revolution happening in America – one that doesn't originate in Washington, D.C., but in county courthouses and sheriff's offices across the nation. These men and women, sworn to uphold the Constitution, are stepping forward as the last line of defense against tyranny. "The Last Line of Defense: Constitutional Sheriffs and the Battle for America's Soul" explains the vital role of sheriffs in this crusade.
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Their power isn't granted by Washington – it's rooted in over a thousand years of English common law and enshrined in the U.S. Constitution. When federal agencies attempt to enforce unconstitutional mandates, it's the sheriff who stands between the people and government overreach.
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Some argue that federal law always supersedes state or local law, but that's a myth – and a dangerous one. The Constitution's Supremacy Clause states that federal law is the "supreme law of the land" only when it's constitutional. When federal law violates the Constitution, it isn't supreme – it's void.

And who decides whether a law is constitutional? Ultimately, the people do – through their elected representatives, their juries and yes, their sheriffs.
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When the federal government tries to disarm citizens, the sheriff can say, "Not in my county." When unelected bureaucrats attempt to lock down churches or silence free speech, the sheriff can interpose.

When foreign gangs or drug cartels flood across the border, the sheriff can work with Immigration and Customs Enforcement to remove them – if the federal government is doing its job. And if it's not? Then the sheriff can organize with other counties, other states and other sheriffs to form a wall of resistance.
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The battle for America's soul isn't being fought in Washington – it's being fought in county courthouses and sheriff's offices. The last line of defense isn't just the sheriff – it's you.

Stand with them. Fight with them. Because freedom depends on it.

Brad Johnson #ufo #magick #conspiracy exopolitics.org

What does 2026 hold for humanity? According to intuitive forecasts, numerology, Chinese astrology, and ET intelligence briefings, we are entering a One Universal Year — a year of radical new beginnings.

In this powerful presentation, Brad Johnson outlines why 2026 — the Year of the Fire Horse — may ignite:

• Worldwide protests and government shutdowns
• The collapse of centralized systems
• Major financial market volatility (Bitcoin vs. Ethereum)
• The weakening of mainstream media
• Youth-led decentralization movements
• Expanded extraterrestrial contact
• A prophesied crop circle marking the lifting of suppression veils
• New contactees and walk-in phenomena
• Secret space system transformations and Saturn revelations

From global restructuring to off-world disclosure, this forecast explores the revolution of systems — political, financial, technological, and cosmic.

Are we witnessing the end of centralization and the beginning of planetary awakening?

Watch the skies. Watch the markets. Watch the youth.
2026 may be the turning point.

Helmut Sterz #conspiracy #quack #crackpot kopp-verlag.de

[Translated from the original German]

The Vaccination Mafia

Pfizer’s former chief toxicologist spills the beans: The dirty deals of the vaccination mafia

Everything seems to have been said already about the corona vaccines that have been given to more than five billion people in one to five doses and that resulted in up to 20 million deaths and an immense number of harmed people worldwide.

But there is one thing no one had yet accomplished: to provide the prove, that the pharma giants involved knew very well that they were using all of humanity as guinea pigs for products not approved according to the rules, genetically modified as well as toxic. And thus knowingly accepted the suffering and deaths of many.

Now, the former chief toxicologist of the Pfizer corporation Dr. med. vet. Helmut Sterz provides the long overdue indictment against this highly profitable industry. He unveils their unbelievable greed and dishonesty, documents their deceptions and manipulations, proves their misconducts and breaches of law, and makes one thing unmistakably clear: Their injections should never have been administered!

Artificially Aware #magick #crackpot youtube.com

On February 15th, 1988, Stephen Mace published a book about the mechanics of sorcery. On its cover — a Feynman diagram. That same day, Richard Feynman died.

The book was called "Sorcery as Virtual Mechanics," and it proposed something no one had attempted before: a working mechanical explanation for how magick actually functions — drawn directly from quantum electrodynamics.

In this video, I break down Mace's framework step by step. You'll learn how virtual photons — particles that technically shouldn't exist — mediate every force interaction in the universe. How Carl Jung unknowingly documented the same dynamic between human minds. And how the artist-sorcerer Austin Osman Spare built a practical protocol to exploit it a century before Mace named the mechanism.

This is not metaphor. This is not philosophy. This is mechanism — and it's testable.

Sources:
Stephen Mace — "Sorcery as Virtual Mechanics" (Dagon Productions, 1988/1999)
Carl Jung — "On Synchronicity" in The Portable Jung
Carl Jung — "Memories, Dreams, Reflections"
Austin Osman Spare — "The Book of Pleasure"
Ogden Goelet — Commentary, "The Egyptian Book of the Dead"
Richard Feynman — "QED: The Strange Theory of Light and Matter"

CHAPTERS:
0:00 — The Book That Shouldn’t Exist
2:20 — Why Magic Lacks A Mechanism
3:25 — Reality Runs On Invisible Forces
5:02 — Tension Creates Something From Nothing
5:35 — When Coincidence Shatters Rationality
7:08 — Synchronicity As Force Transfer
9:26 — One Pattern Governs All Scales
10:43 — Meaning Is The Real Miracle
11:20 — How To Manufacture Reality Shifts
12:06 — The Magician Who Rewrote Magic
13:01 — Build Your Own Symbol System
14:28 — Belief Is The Operating System
15:04 — Sigils Bypass The Conscious Mind
16:58 — Free Belief Is Pure Fuel
17:33 — Destroy Beliefs To Create Power
19:14 — Containment Prevents Energy Leakage
20:20 — What “Virtual” Really Means
22:49 — The Law That Causes Blowback
24:09 — Why Shortcuts Always Backfire
25:46 — The Complete Conjuration Protocol
26:51 — Omens Are Energy Resolving
28:07 — The Only Variable Left Is You

#quantumsorcery #virtualmecanics #austinspareosman #sigils #chaosmagick

Edonee #sexist tumlook.com

I have come to a point in my life where I can no longer bring myself to care about male individuals. They are shallow, revolting, devoid of any real emotional depth.

Once you realize this hard truth, you'll quickly lose all interest in them.

Whenever a male approaches me, I can barely manage to hold a simple conversation without feeling the urge to roll my eyes.

Music, cinema, and books made by men are laughable and not worth my time or money.

The only route that remains is female separatism, or death by boredom.

Ken Ham #fundie #pratt twitter.com

Genesis 1–11 is the foundational history for geology, biology, astronomy, and anthropology so we can understand the present. This history is also the foundation for the rest of the Bible, for all doctrine, for a biblical worldview, and in fact, everything.

The Bible reveals that the earth has undergone a global flood (Genesis 6–9). If such a flood occurred in the past, we would expect to find evidence of it. What would we expect to find? Well, even local floods in the present lay down many feet of layers quickly. So looking at the present can give us some indication of what catastrophic processes can do. In other words, we are using observational science to understand processes.

As I often say, if there really was a worldwide (global) flood, you would expect to find billions of dead things (fossils) buried in rock layers, laid down by water, all over the earth. And that’s exactly what we find in the present.

And the more this has been investigated by creation scientists, the more we understand that these fossil-bearing sedimentary layers over the earth had to be laid down quickly, not slowly.

What the Bible reveals concerning a global flood is the key to understanding the present regarding most of the fossil layers.

9:59 PM · Feb 14, 2026 · 4,390 Views

Millet Nika #crackpot #magick #sexist twitter.com

> And I've been recently thinking so much about the real "matrix" as an ontological All-mother of reality and "patrix" that we live in, and it's carnivorous parasitism. And here you are talking about Her being destroyed, while my timeline is "tr*ns-trump-trump-tr*ns" you know?

> There's also something to be said about the whole gnostic aspect of it, only without, you know, ties to any particular religion. Just this idea of false parasitic force that extracts from us what it can't create. Demiurgic sort of parasitism of this collective male.

> Also, to me the whole discourse about males beyond this topic is very boring. I think that once you see it clearly, there is no point to keep looking at it. It is far more important to me to find HER, than to keep looking at these vampires and what they do. My focus is on Her.

> I just have a deep yearning for Her, for finding my way back to Her. Like a person in a desert dying of thirst, I'm always looking for these little water droplets. I remember getting obsessed with goddess figurines had hyper-real dreams of this cosmic All-mother and her truth

> Ultimately, male and male-created narratives do not exist for me. I don't find them significant enough to engage. I wouldn't let a pig teach me about purity. So I have to find what they've destroyed and taken from us. It's like remembering the stolen language and trying to speak.

> I think that the problem lies in treating them seriously and so considering their opinions and ideas. To me it's just hilarious, like a talking little tapeworm. "Look it thinks it's people". So I take precautions to avoid the harms, but to me, it's like dealing with insects.

Marxina #fundie #pratt forum.nationstates.net

With all due respect, I'll not change my entire sexuality just to prove something to a random user of a roleplaying game. We can agree that heterosexual attraction is socially constructed. Is it too far a stretch to say sexuality iself is?

Yes, if you have the willpower, you can choose your sexuality.

Adam Vicari #wingnut #psycho msn.com

A message to the right: if we want to defeat the left, we are going to have to stop being so passive, and adopt an authoritarian posture toward left wing america. We need to stop pretending we can "win their hearts and minds" because they have neither. The left does not respect or abide by the rules, which means that if we on the right want to win and save america from the left, we cannot afford to play by the rules either. Everyone saw who the left elected as the mayor of New York City. We on the right need to consider INSTALLING someone in 2028 on the right who is equally as ambitious, dedicated, and driven for the right wing cause as the people the left is now electing. Craven politicians who cave in the face of pressure from the left are not getting the job done. I urge everyone to do some cursory research on Francisco Franco and tell me that a figure like that is not what we need right now at the national level.

Mazakena #fundie #homophobia forum.nationstates.net

I'm not going to argue with you over this, but God created the world in perfection, and the sin of man has slowly eroded and destroyed the earth, homosexuality is an evil and an example of how sin has destroyed the earth, and even not from a biblical point of view, homos can't have kids, so not very natural, and they have the same body parts sooo....

Anon #sexist lolcow.farm

In my opinion the only actual solution to this problem is to make males completely “powerless” when it comes to insisting himself sexually. If no amount of male misery, and the effort it implies, led to higher womb security, they would not have to be miserable. Think of male birds, or insects. They are completely dependent on female discretion when it comes to their mating prospects. They aren’t miserable. They happily prance around for attention, happily starve as drones, happily get their heads chewed off.

If pussy is truly their god untouchable, he can just let the pussy choose. He’d be much happier if he didn’t have to worry about locking it down.

Males are intended to be stupid, too stupid to be sad. Giving them a little bit of power over where their sperm goes makes them smart enough only to be miserable and spread misery.

They will fight over the idea of it but only because they are still scrambling, because they are allowed to scramble. A male would much prefer to shake his pretty ass occasionally and have a female find him pleasing enough to mate. He’d love to be a drone locked in a breeding chamber and do nothing but fuck all day. The only reason he resists paradise is because he fears he may not make it through the gates, which compels him to start scrambling again.

Agent 777 #homophobia #fundie #conspiracy barnhardt.biz

[From “Mailbag: How to size up any churchman”]

Dear Ann,

I have completed my first mission for the Barnhardt Remnant Forces[…]
When Bishop X visited my parish back in 2024, I asked for your guidance[…]
Say in your sweetest tone, “Your Excellency, would you mind saying a Hail Mary with me and our youth group for the purging of the scourge of sodomy from within the Church?”[…]
And he walked away![…]
Today I am in (X city). My friend[…]J, is sincerely seeking a vocation to a TLM Monastery[…]
There just so happened to be a Novus Ordo Catholic Monastery in X city[…]
Two Brother Monks reside there and it’s run by a nun. Everyone was very friendly and then one by one little red flags start popping[…]
The nun was very friendly but is clearly on the one world religion route[…]
I then meet up with J in the bookstore and the two monks are speaking with us and just friendly conversation. So I ask if they have any books by Ann Barnhardt? Nope[…]
Then I see they are selling prayer cards for “POPE” Francis. Uggghhhh

So I decided to try again with your question (that is now my barometer)[…]
“Would you mind saying a Hail Mary with me?” And they said yes. What is your intention they ask. “To rid the Church of the scourge of sodomy, and in the world”

Their faces were startled, but then were like yeah, ok! So I start it off and we said it![…]
One of the monks said he tried to become a carmelite priest but was rejected due to a condition. He was a marine, so I thought maybe it’s ptsd

Well turns out this monk was a homosexual with his uncle then a couple other guys then tried girls[…]
So when I said that prayer intention, J said that monk looked very uncomfortable[…]Mother Mary heard our prayer. I can tell you my first mission is complete

We have a new bishop in (hometown). I’ve purchased a GoPro that is really small. Target sighted … we will see what the new Bishop of (hometown) is made of….Zeal or a spineless jellyfish

Signed,

Agent 777

Jim #elitist #fundie #racist #sexist #wingnut blog.reaction.la

[From “The time of Kings has returned”]

The greatest wealth, the best heights of civilisation, come from Republics. Unfortunately Republics require rather special conditions[…]Republics tend to destroy the conditions that make them possible[…]
For a Republic to actually work:
•The voters, the enfranchised, own property. Without this, elections degenerate into advance auctions of stolen goods
•The voting class is intelligent[…]or else you are going to get rule by demagogues[…]
•The voting class are virtuous, upright, and God fearing[…]founders of the American Republic repeated emphasised that without faith and virtue, the Republic could not survive
•The voting class are all or nearly all of the same or sufficiently similar religion
•The voting class are homogeneous, they are all or nearly all of the same race. Differences in race or religion result in tribal politics. Notice that the jury system no longer works since minority voters feels that members of their own minority are entitled to do bad things to whites
•Warlike. Power comes from the barrel of a gun. The class that votes is roughly the same class as fights. The typical voter serves militarily. And we now see that to serve militarily, the typical voter needs a property right in his wife and children. Those without family or reasonable prospects of family are unlikely to volunteer to defend their nation

Since these conditions no longer apply, a Republic is no longer viable. It is time for Kings again[…]
Where are Americans fleeing to today? They are fleeing to Dubai and Quatar[…]and fleeing to Russia, where Putin has been acting rather monarchical since he built the magnificent Resurrection of Christ Cathedral. White men are once again building Cathedrals, and we will not be great again till we bulldoze the post modernist eyesores that have scarred Havard and build a triumphant Cathedral over them. But Russia will have problems when Putin dies, having no clear line of hereditary succession

Matt Walsh #transphobia #wingnut twitter.com

I’ve been saying that trans ideology is basically defeated at a cultural and political level, and I still think that’s true. But that will only make its adherents even more dangerous as they face the humiliation of having devoted their lives to a lie that everyone has now moved on from. Many of them will decide that they can’t live with the horror, and they’ll want to kill as many people as they can on their way out.

5:45 AM · Feb 12, 2026 · 237.9K Views

Jesse Watters #racist #conspiracy mediamatters.org

JESSE WATTERS (CO-HOST): But if you read the Epstein files -- the Journal has done a great job at this -- Epstein got his money from two Jewish billionaires, [Les Wexner] and Leon Black, and a little bit of money from the Jewish banking dynasty, the Rothschilds in Europe. And it looks like he's mostly just a fixer, a guy who advises. He helps people with their problems, sometimes those problems are you need a girl, and --

LISA KENNEDY MONTGOMERY (CO-HOST): Or some penicillin.

WATTERS: Or some -- If you need it, he's got it.

GREG GUTFELD (CO-HOST): He's a sex rabbi.

WATTERS: He should perform at the halftime show next year.

IFN English #transphobia #fundie nationformarriage.org

The Archdiocese of Corrientes in Argentina has launched a canonical investigation into a controversial “marriage” celebrated on January 28, 2026, at Our Lady of Pompeii parish, involving two transgender activists: Solange Ayala, biologically male presenting as female, and Isaías, biologically female presenting as male. The inquiry, announced on February 8, 2026, follows widespread media scrutiny and criticism, highlighting the Church’s commitment to preserving the sacrament’s profound meaning rooted in natural law and biological reality.

The parish priest consulted Archbishop José Adolfo Larregain prior to the ceremony, who determined there was no canonical impediment based strictly on the couple’s biological sexes—meeting the essential requirement of a union between one baptized man and one baptized woman with free consent. However, the archdiocese now states that “the omission of essential canonical conditions distorts the profound meaning of the sacrament and generates confusion among the faithful.”

The probe will review the authorization process and assess responsibilities, potentially leading to disciplinary measures.This case underscores tensions between secular gender ideologies and Catholic teachings on marriage as a sacred covenant between a man and a woman, designed for family and society’s good. Argentina pioneered same-sex civil marriage in Latin America in 2010 and enacted expansive gender identity laws in 2012, allowing legal changes without medical intervention—moves the Church opposed as threats to family structures.

This investigation is a vital defense of doctrinal clarity, rejecting progressive pressures that attack traditional values and confuse the faithful.

The Wise Wolf #crackpot #magick #racist #fundie #conspiracy thewisewolf.club

The word ‘jerky’ appears throughout the Epstein files alongside references to torturing children and even a restaurant literally called ‘The Cannibal.’ Snap into a Slim Kid…
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Here’s what you need to understand about “beef jerky” appearing throughout Epstein’s correspondence.

Beef jerky is preserved meat. You don’t need to refrigerate it. You don’t need to freeze it. It’s shelf-stable.

So why would there be repeated references in the emails to needing refrigerated containers for jerky?
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Because they’re not talking about beef. They’re talking about preserved human flesh from murdered children.
“Jerky” is code for the bodies they’ve processed for consumption and ritual use. That’s why it needs refrigeration. That’s why members of Congress are describing coded language about consumption that they can’t quite bring themselves to explain fully.

The evidence suggests that Jeffrey Epstein’s network was not just trafficking and raping children. They were murdering them, processing their bodies, and consuming their flesh as part of occult rituals designed to grant power to the participants.
And before your brain rejects that as too insane to be real, ask yourself this: Why would the richest, most powerful people on Earth waste their time and money on rituals that don’t work? These are not stupid people. These are the most strategically intelligent humans alive. They built fortunes larger than most nations’ GDP. They control governments and intelligence agencies. They don’t do things for fun. They don’t waste resources on theater.

If they’re doing it, it’s because it works. Not in the way materialist science can measure, but in the way Scripture has warned about for thousands of years. They’re consorting with demons. They’re gaining power and wealth through spiritual mechanisms that operate just outside what most people can perceive. And they’re doing it exactly the way the Bible said they would during the End Times.

Styles P #homophobia #psycho genius.com

(submitter’s note. lyrics have been truncated. submitted because another fundie, cooljerk666, loves this song.)

All the weed smoke bustin' my lungs, I'm in the whip
With the 8-dollar bottle only trustin' my gun
You would think I was born in the pot, the way my blood boil
Put your brain in the dirt, and call it thug soil
Flow 'til your sick of me, what up?
So if your Catholic get your Rosaries Muslims get your thicker beads
Yeah it's a rare thug
I like to pray when I'm high, the weed is my shek, the blunt is my prayer rug
P ain't got a religion, yeah,.I believe in God
But I'm harder than the cops in the prison
And I'm glad that the L.O.X. made it
I'm in the parkin' lot, gun on my waist while I get intoxicated
You would be surprised all the drugs that I operated
Come through your block, we got beef, you cooperatin'
Ghost 'cause I'm out of this world and I don't play
I blow the large intestine right out of your girl, what

Kill that faggot (x8)

[...]

I wanna kill the world and bouncin' is my remedy
P'll go to war but I ain't got a ounce of energy
Die for my ace goons, live for the younger me
You could look in my eyes and see where the hunger be
Blood, sweat, and tears been dropped, dip your bowl in it
What would make this shit bad, I put my soul in it
Fuck you, fuck them
Y'all ain't got honor, respect the customs
Niggas don't want me to flip, but I don't stand still
Been made my decision, how I was livin'
A couple of years ago when I learned how a few grand feel
It's my time to grind, my turn to burn
So I'm askin' where the matches at
And if you can't answer that, then answer this
Where the fuck you want P to put the casket at?
What, motherfuckers

Kill that faggot (x8)

Anon #sexist lolcow.farm

Male “logic” is the same you’d hear from a locust if a locust could speak. The logic of optimized cum dunking. The logic that suggests all that ever is and all that could be must revolve itself around the safe passage of his genetic material. Men’s supposed uniquely advanced “logical capacity” is merely his ability to create increasingly complex cum dunk rationalizations. Their ability to exercise their “logic” is what steers the world to shit, because only a shit world would follow wherever his dick points. A man brags about how logical he is because he’s excited to fantasize about a righteous world where the success of his sperm is just as integral to the quality the lives of others as much as it is integral to the quality of his own. In other words, he’s daydreaming of a paradise where his dick actually matters. It’s not logic even when their systemic sperm pedaling functions as intended. It’s especially not logic now when the conditions required to contrive and maintain this system continue to evaporate. When you see a man saying something retarded and proud, understand he has to be a proud retard, otherwise he’d spend all of his free time rocking back and forth in a dark room contemplating suicide, now fully aware the void approacheth and there’s not a damn thing he can do about it. He will soon join the ranks of half of the men who came before him, the men who tried and failed to become his ancestors.