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Jim #wingnut #conspiracy #sexist #racist blog.reaction.la

[From “Civil War II Coming”]

For nearly two decades I have been predicting civil war[…]If I turn out to be wrong, probably not by much

We had a close brush with Civil War II during the Ice riots, when two Democratic party governors issued orders to their police and national guard which, if obeyed, would have fired the first shots of Civil War II. However the deep state was disinclined to obey[…]
We will likely have another close brush with Civil War II during the mid term elections, as the Democrats attempt to rig elections even more than they normally do, and the Republicans attempt to reduce the usual and customary levels of election rigging[…]
The tech lords seriously object to the radical wing of the Democrats, because the tech Lords are capitalists, and the radicals are socialists. The Deep state seriously objects to modern capitalism, and has been giving effect to Postmodern capitalism, which the techlords don’t much like, and they like the socialism of the radical Democrats even less[…]
The Deep State is not all that keen on the anti male and anti white propensities of the Democrats, but rather likes their socialist propensities[…]
Republicans tend to interpret the Democrats desire to flood America with hundreds of millions of young male military age illegal immigrants as intent to have them on the census to expand Democratic party states[…]
We are likely to see the radical Democrats reward their soldiers by, as in Britain and much of Europe, de-facto legalizing brown rape of white women, while the Maga faction rewards their troops by rounding up all those strong independent empowered girl bosses[…]
A lot of people tend to obsessively blame the Jews for the Kalergi plan, and there used to be a lot of truth in that, but these days it is the radical left of the Democrats who most enthusiastically support the Kalergi plan, and those guys want to get rid of the Jews also[…]
All leftists are required to extravagantly demonize whites daily

cl333r #wingnut #ableist phoronix.com

We have something better [than memory-safe programming languages] - safe environments. We don't use "slave" or "master" anymore, at our company we go even further and dye our hair and hire people by their disabilities and victimhood, not by their professional qualities, and at the end of the day every employee gets a participation trophy.

DepravedAndDeprived #elitist #racist #sexist #crackpot #psycho incels.is

[News] Not all people have souls

Some proofs:

* In terms of behavior, it is clear that some people entirely lack introspection.
* Many people report having no internal dialogue
* Many people are unable to visualize objects in their mind.
* People treat each other like crap without remorse.
* Empathy levels around the world are low.
* Weak theory of mind; people can't project another person's experience in their mind.

I'm convinced that the NPC meme is not a meme. Most people don't have a soul, and some souls are more developed than others.

Inferior races have lesser souls, if at all.

Women have no soul at all I think. Not sure.

Satchidanand #crackpot #racist #homophobia #conspiracy satchidanand.substack.com

I have asked people who are all over the internet, please find me one person pointing out that, that Candace Owens married into the highest levels of the British aristocracy, Lord Farmer, city of London, banking and financial and trading, specializing in the trading of metals, copper, gold, silver with China, red kite. That’s the name of his company, red kite, specializing with China. That’s how he made his billion.

And he’s right there with good friend, Lord Yacob Rothschild and King Charles himself, but nobody can work out. He’s on the board with the council of Christians and Jews. And the two biggest patrons are Lord Yacob Rothschild and King Charles, because he’s just another front.

Most of his money has been handed to him by Rothschild, just as Rupert Murdoch of Fox News was a front for Rothschild. Rothschild funded Murdoch, pushed him forward. See, they were all just fronts for these giant billionaires and trillionaires of these Black Nobility European families, all of them.

THE SATANIC PHOENICIAN BLACK NOBILITY FAMILIES VOLUME 2 - 1082 PAGES!

The Bush family - Royal Family of the United States

Clinton Crime Company

TARTARIA AND THE 2000 TRILLION DOLLAR PHOENICIANS

The conscious Great Reset destruction of the Anglo-American Empire and the move to the Chinese Century

The Phoenician Stanleys The King Makers

Tavistock Institute from Hell

Skull & Bones (Sodomy Cult)

Colonna Crime Corporation

Habsburgs and Zionism

Bourbon Crime Syndicate

Savoy-Genovese Mafia

The Windsors - Saxe Coberg Gotha Dracul - Clan of Gehinnom

Merchant Bankers of London

British Crown Agents

SaxoNazis The Saxe-Coburg and Gotha family or Sachsen-Coburg and Gotha Clan of Gehinnom

IllumiNazi Hohenzollerns

Royal Nazi Order of Orange The House of Orange-Nassau

Royal Illuminati of Bavaria

Maximus Mafia The Massimo family

And More...

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Natalia Alba #crackpot #magick #ufo #conspiracy voyages-of-light.com

Beloved Ones,

Many of us are feeling the exhausting process of conscious and continuous integration in our bodies. Today, the Solar Eclipse in Leo is being strongly felt.

This is a month of DNA transfiguration and density emancipation like no other. In our physical ascension journey, it is the first time that we have the opportunity to reclaim our authentic crystalline template, stepping into further DNA integration work.

When overwhelmed, use, if guided, use Violet to dissolve or the Lumina-Aurora photonic Light to create a shield around you, as it will neutralize all that is not aligned with your frequency and will amplify the benevolence you are co-creating with.

It is a day to release, to let go, and above all, to remain within the depths of our souls, unmoved by the massive amount of false information we are receiving about what this time signifies, and all the noise around what is taking place on our planet.

The Grand Air Trine facilitates our mental body clearing out all programs and beliefs that continue to disempower our solar life force and minds. It helps us in the harmonic integration of the wisdom we are receiving; if our minds are not fully open to higher truths, we will continue to remain in old spiritual beliefs and paradigms.
<...>

It is not a time to regret, but to be grateful for who we are, all we have mastered, and all that is yet to be seeded and experienced.

Remember that 3D Earth will not change or disappear; it will remain a duality zone within our Universe for those who wish to master themselves there, as it is an experimental planet.

However, what is taking place should not divert us from the Truth that planet Earth already has multiple simultaneous harmonic choices – dimensional, evolved zones to live within Divine love – for all choices can peacefully coexist.
<...>May you continue to hold a loving and illumined vision for our Planet and All of us, beloveds.

Have a blessed and harmonious eclipse, beloveds.

Within Infinite Love,
Natalia

Cherie Zaslawsky #wingnut #racist #conspiracy newswithviews.com

Unlike its bustling neighbor Palo Alto, Menlo Park is a classic bedroom community. Much of the city’s appeal is centered on its “village character” downtown with its assortment of Mom & Pop businesses in mostly one-story buildings.
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When locals first learned of this plan, many exclaimed: “That makes no sense!” That sentiment eventually resulted in civic action and a ballot measure slated for the upcoming November election.

Yet Menlo Park’s City Council plans to convert three of our busy downtown parking plazas serving our one-of-a-kind small businesses, into high-density 7 and 8-story subsidized housing projects.

If this housing is built, half of our small businesses would be likely to close during the 3 years of construction alone, and more upon completion when our tranquil small-town ambience morphs into chaos and crowding as a thousand new residents move into the 345 units in apartment towers shoehorned between our one-story buildings.

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The concept being sold to the public is that “We need more housing!” even though people are leaving California in droves. In fact, the only increase in population we’re seeing is that of “undocumented immigrants“—aka illegal aliens—whom our local police are diligently protecting from those meanies from ICE who are federally charged with deporting them.

In the meantime, an explosion of inner-city style tenements-in-the-making are metastasizing all over our cherished bedroom communities.

And since our suburbs are largely built out, i.e. lacking much in the way of vacant land, these are classified as “in-fill” developments—literally squeezed into places where the residents’ response is often a heart-wrenching cry of “That will destroy our downtown!” that is ignored by their own city councils.

Rodina and Alexei Zhuravlyov #wingnut #conspiracy themoscowtimes.com

The small nationalist Rodina party has filed a lawsuit with Russia’s Supreme Court seeking to disqualify the liberal Yabloko party from upcoming State Duma elections, Rodina leader Alexei Zhuravlyov announced Friday

“The Yabloko party is full of traitors. These are people who work for the West and hold Western values,” Zhuravlyov told reporters outside the Supreme Court building. Without providing evidence, Zhuravlyov claimed Rodina had uncovered various violations committed by Yabloko

In response, Yabloko threatened to sue Zhuravlyov, who serves in the State Duma as a member of the nationalist Liberal Democratic Party, for defamation over his remarks

Russia’s Supreme Court confirmed receiving Rodina’s disqualification filing earlier on Friday. A hearing is scheduled for Aug. 10

The legal action follows a public clash between Zhuravlyov and Yabloko chairman Nikolay Rybakov during a Central Election Commission meeting last week[…]
Yabloko remains the only officially registered political party running on a pro-peace platform amid a broader crackdown on dissent. Russian authorities have jailed several prominent Yabloko members in recent years over their opposition to the invasion of Ukraine

PITT Parents #crackpot #elitist #transphobia pittparents.com

I may back up, but I won’t back down.
I’m back in the saddle, bouncin’ back into town.
I’ve been backing you up even as you back away,
but I’m no longer holdin’ back what I wanna say.
I’m a momma bear, baby; I ain’t gonna turn back.
So stop actin’ the fool and stop talkin’ smack.

You can’t back out of the deal you misread
or take back the propaganda that’s been swimmin’ in your head.
Back away from false accounts; remember how we care.
Back up your fake memories with what should be there.
Stop stabbin’ in the back the ones who love you most.
Just take a step back and self-diagnose.
If you won’t back away from these toxic lies,
I’ll stop holding back what I wanna let fly.

My love’s on the backburner, baby, that ain’t right.
I won’t go back on my word even if you backbite.
You know I got your back, baby. Now’s your chance
to turn back time and snap out of this trance.
Water off a duck’s back—that’s what this fight will be.
I’ll pat you on the back and forget you hated me.
You’re giving backseat driver, yapping at me what to do
but I’ve been livin’ for a minute and I’m comin’ back for you.

Sure, I want you back, baby, but my back’s against the wall,
so dial back your threats and tone down your gall.
Like the back of my hand, I know you oh so well.
I’ve been bendin’ over backwards to get outta this hell.
If I can’t get my girl back, I don’t know what I’ll do.
I got nothin’ to fall back on, no daughter without you.
I’ll be back to square one, back to the drawing board:
only photos to look back on and memories to hoard.

I promised to protect you and I’m coming back strong.
Cut back on self-hatred ‘cause you’re doing life wrong.
I know this drama dates way back to 2021,
but how ‘bout we back it up, pretend we’ve just begun?
Please dial back the Kool-Aid talk and back out of this cult.
I want you back for real, so come on and adult.

EchoEchoEcho6300 #crackpot reddit.com

Babies are actually parasites scientifically speaking.

When conception occurs, the sperm part that's now fused with the egg wants to develop as much as it can even at the mothers expense, so it burrows deep inside, trying to get to her vital organs and arteries.

The egg side that belongs to the mother doesn't however, it forms a lining and a uterus to protect the mother from the parasite trying to burrow into her vital organs and suck out her blood.

The placenta forms in the uterus which keeps the parasite contained to prevent it from killing the mother.

It's called intraspecific parasitism.

Hugo Knott #fundie #wingnut #forced-birth babylonbee.com

The state's Democratic leaders proudly unveiled a new bronze statue of the ancient pagan god Molech in front of the state Capitol on Thursday morning, further emphasizing their commitment to promoting child sacrifice.

Governor Maura Healey announced the statue in conjunction with the state's new law allowing infanticide, finally giving the notorious demon of child sacrifice the place of recognition he deserves.

"Welcome home to Boston, Molech!" said Healey as the statue was unveiled. "For thousands of years, this wonderful demon god has stood as the symbol that the true way to gain the good you want out of life is through child sacrifice. Today, we reaffirm that belief. The state of Massachusetts looks forward to murdering tens of thousands of babies as our offering, so that women may in turn be rewarded with the freedom and prosperity they desire. All hail Molech!"

While Democrats cheered the new statue, some Massachusetts residents expressed discomfort with having the worship of a demon happening at the state capitol. "That seems bad," said local woman Christina Larson. "I feel like an ancient demon deity that demanded kids be burned alive as a sacrifice on his altar is, ah, not something we would want on the grounds of the Capitol building. Am I wrong in thinking that?"

At publishing time, Governor Healey had also commissioned a golden statue of herself to be erected at the Capitol and ordered all residents to bow down to it under penalty of being thrown into a fiery furnace.

MacheteRape (“Race mixing is a sin against God.”) #racist #homophobia #fundie incels.is

Race mixing is the worst sin a human being can commit

Sure, it might feel good in the moment, but you’ve stained your soul forever if you race mix. It shows that you’re too stupid to realize that it’s not a good thing, because to you, “love is love, I can fuck who I want”. Race mixers are actually worse long-term for a country’s existence than homosexuals, in some ways, even worse than the Jews themselves.

You see, it doesn’t take a whole lot of brain power to see why homosexuals are disgusting. Hell, 11 year olds who watch that mutt Andrew Tate know this, and all they watch is skibidi toilet and YouTube shorts. Same with Jews; many a poor man’s Archie Bunker will tell you this and have a “girlfriend” his daughter’s age that he found from some SEA shithole.

Mongrelization of the races is what will doom the world to an eternal dark age. Brazil is proof of this. All of the mestizo freaks who live there have an iq of 60 and kill each other basically with impunity.

David J. Stewart #fundie #crackpot #sexist #psycho jesus-is-savior.com

Some people just can't stand to be told the truth. A woman wrote me this week, upset over my article A Woman's Role In Marriage. She just couldn't stand to hear the truth that a wife is to be subject unto her husband in EVERYTHING. She argued that a wife doesn't have to obey her husband if he's wrong. In fact, she is wrong. We're talking about obedience here. Some people beat around the bush and allege that being "subject" or being "submissive" is not the same as being "obedient"; HOWEVER, the Bible eliminates all such speculation by associating a wife's obedience with that of the Church obeying Jesus Christ. Every wife who divorces her husband is saying to God... "I refuse to obey my husband and I don't care, and because I am a self-righteous hypocrite, I am focusing on all his faults and divorcing him." God has promised NOT to show any mercy toward you on judgment Day, because you didn't shew any mercy toward your spouse. You may remarry and think you have done the right thing, just as women who have had abortions think they've done the right thing, just as homosexuals who have legally married think they've done the right thing; but they are all shameless, unrepentant, arrogant, wicked sinners in trouble with the Lord. We are bombarded with domestic abuse advertisements everywhere we turn; but you'll NEVER hear one single mention of the wife's role in a marriage. Ever seen any ads saying, "Obey your husband, he's worth it!" No, it's always, "Get out now while you still can." Feminists are a bunch of dirty she-devils! God thinks you are trash by the way. Anyone who works to break apart families is trash in God's eyes. God is angry with you and in eternity you will be very sorry, if not rotting in the flames of Hell forever. All of the lawyers, judges, attorney generals and evil CPS workers who work together to destroy families will be severally punished in eternity. If you don't believe that, then you don't believe the Bible. Psalm 9:17 says that the wicked shall be turned into Hell. I pray for God to bring evil upon America, to teach us a lesson and then, maybe, just maybe, some of us will repent toward God and do what's righteous. If you are a feminist, God will punish you. If you disobey your husband, then you are a feminist. If you are a Christian couple and you drag your husband through a heathen court system, then you have done great evil against your man. God will punish you in eternity.

Donald Trump #crackpot #god-complex #wingnut truthsocial.com

The U.S.A. has total control over the Strait of Hormuz. I THINK WE WILL KEEP IT! Our Naval Blockade is being called, by everyone, “A WALL OF STEEL,” and there is nothing Iran can do about it. They have no Navy, they have no Air Force, their remaining soldiers are unpaid, the IRGC is decimated and fleeing, and their “Leadership” is uncertain, at best! They have No Money - Their country is “shot.” All they have is FAKE NEWS and 300% INFLATION, and getting worse! Iran is all talk and no action, the Bully of the Middle East No Longer. Praise be to Allah! President DONALD J. TRUMP

Alex Jones #conspiracy fight.fudgie.org

Am I supporting the Emperor Hirohito or Admiral Yamamoto or any of it?
No.
But World War II was staged.
Hitler was put into power.
The Japanese were incited to bring us this calamity because the first League of Nations failed with Woodrow Wilson after World War I.
And that is an historic fact.

Mama Ain't Playin' #transphobia pittparents.com

[Reply to a clearly satirical article about trans youth having their cheeks replaced with exposed metal plates]

Has your daughter been evaluated for autism? Her story seems super autistic to me. OTOH, maybe this is where the trans movement crashes and burns as a youth craze. Furries and therians entering the scene should have been enough. But now, the robot-girl is very close to performing the so-called "right-wing meme" of "I identify as an attack helicopter!"

Tatsuya Ishida #wingnut #racist sinfest.xyz

[From “July 10, 2026: Re-imagining Villains 210”]

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Panel 1: On a stage, three singers are being cheered by a crowd shouting “Russiaaaaaaa.” The name of the band is written in the background as "Axiss" in the same font as the band Kiss; one of the singers looks like a samurai while another looks like a Roman centurion
Panel 2: One of the singers, dressed as Homeboy from “The Boys” and the face painted with SS lightning-bolt runes, says to the crowd “We have come to debolshevize you” and “To unjew you”
Panel 3: The singer continues with “Would you like that, baby?” and “Would you like me to unjew you?”
Panel 4: Fangirls reply with “Yes! Yes!” and “Squeeee”

Guy Mettan #wingnut #conspiracy claritypress.com

Why do the USA, UK and Europe so hate Russia? How is it that Western antipathy, once thought due to anti-Communism, could be so easily revived over a crisis in distant Ukraine, against a Russia no longer communist? Why does the West accuse Russia of empire-building, when 15 states once part of the defunct Warsaw Pact are now part of NATO, and NATO troops now flank the Russian border?
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He then delves into the historical, religious, ideological and geopolitical roots of the detestation of Russia in various European nations over thirteen centuries since Charlemagne competed with Byzantium for the title of heir to the Roman Empire. Mettan examines the geopolitical machinations expressed in those times through the medium of religion, leading to the great Christian schism between Germanic Rome and Byzantium and the European Crusades against Russian Orthodoxy. This history of taboos, prejudices and propaganda directed against the Orthodox Church provides the mythic foundations that shaped Western disdain for contemporary Russia. From the religious and imperial rivalry created by Charlemagne and the papacy to the genesis of French, English, German and then American Russophobia, the West has been engaged in more or less violent hostilities against Russia for a thousand years.

Contemporary Russophobia is manufactured through the construction of an anti-Russian discourse in the media and the diplomatic world, and the fabrication and demonization of The Bad Guy, now personified by Vladimir Putin. Both feature in the meta-narrative, the mythical framework of the ferocious Russian bear ruled with a rod of iron by a vicious president. A synthetic reading of all these elements is presented in the light of recent events and in particular of the Ukrainian crisis and the recent American elections, showing how all the resources of the West’s soft power have been mobilized to impose the tale of bad Russia dreaming of global conquest.

Key_Net820 #wingnut #dunning-kruger reddit.com

Whenever people say we need "critical thinking", they always overlook that being able to workout plausibility in a claim is 100 percent a mathematical problem and really, to the non math literate people, "critical thinking" just means they want you to agree with them on politics and not actually be educated and wise enough to do things like calculate optimal budget spending, model physics and engineering to understand what inventions are and are not worth investing research into, and use statistics to predict return values of investing in ETF's vs gambling at a casino.

Austin Franco #conspiracy nypost.com

Days after getting booted from his family’s $1.75 million Virginia mansion, the Cornell University student who declared he’s “not interested in working for a Jew” [see here] is losing his mind over a new enemy: a 5G cell tower

In a bizarre Aug. 2 rant on X, Austin Franco claimed a mysterious 5G box outside the window of his new Ithaca, NY, pad is blasting harmful radiation right into his brain

“My head has been ringing for the past hour and I have a massive headache,” Franco, 19, whined in the midnight post

“The ping on this is already 10x the normal limit and went almost 500x at one point”

The rising junior then asked if anyone in the area had a room to spare for him to crash in, because he “won’t be staying here much longer

“Will just have to eat the cost. And figure out something in the meantime. I guess that’s what happens when [you] can’t test these places out ahead of time”

Franco launched a GiveSendGo donation page on July 29, begging for cash after he announced that his parents evicted him from their home due to his “repugnant” views

He’s already raised over $10,000 from his twisted supporters[…]
Franco’s parents previously told The Post that their son has fallen victim to “extremist online content,” and that his sick beliefs are entirely his own

PhilHalZ #crackpot #wingnut letterboxd.com

The access media and thought police decree: Eli Roth must be punished for being unapologetically, un-hypocritically Jewish, for daring to work outside the industry-approved pipelines of micromanaged Hollywood studio production, and for having the designated “bad taste” to make a summer horror movie which is competently lit, brightly colored, incessantly violent from beginning to end, yet essentially upbeat, defying the cultural mandate for all horror movies to embrace the same dim pseudo-academic misery porn while skimping on actual horror(Hereditary, The Haunting Of Hill House, The Dark And The Wicked, When Evil Lurks, Talk To Me, Bring Her Back, X, Pearl, In A Violent Nature, Longlegs, Weapons, Obsession). He also embraces a cinematic pace, rebuking the static TV-rhythm of the Terrifier films. 

(...)

This film recognizes violent hysteria as the inevitable flip side of the stifling totalitarian lockdowns: George Floyd, Jan 6, October 7. And Roth correctly likens the vitriolic “activism” of today to a bunch of hyper screaming kids high on a sugar rush. Many young adults (kids) of the 2020s get their sugar rush on through the sensation of righteous scolding, cancel culture as drug habit. Film culture is, unfortunately, fertile ground for these toxic impulses, with anti-AI and anti-merger mania as merely the latest fads. 

JourneyDog Tales #wingnut #racist facebook.com

EUGENE KUSMIAK -- //The future would be bleak indeed if we had to rely on conservative politicians to save us. In the culture wars it might be better if conservatives keep losing. The more progressives win the culture wars, the more they drive their own most loyal supporters to extinction.
It’s worth remembering that over the past century, the Left has gone from trying to violently establish a Workers Paradise to now encouraging their most ardent believers to “liberate” themselves with chemical castration and genital mutilation.
Whatever you think of the latter, it’s far less destructive than the former. 100 years ago, the Left was murdering tens of millions of their class enemies (land-owners, small businessmen, “rich peasants”). Today, the Left is persuading tens of millions of their own supporters (gays, trannies, college-educated women) to not have kids. This is a fantastic improvement, from ordering “the liquidation of the kulaks as a class” to asking boys “can I cut your dick off to make you a girl?”
Communists killed 100,000,000 people during the 20th century. Today, they have not only cut way back on their murders, they have also embraced childlessness which ensures that they won’t produce descendants who will murder again in the future. So, let’s give thanks for our blessings: we are blessed to be living in a century when the Left is primarily suicidal, not homicidal.//

Laurence M. Vance #wingnut #conspiracy lewrockwell.com

Although few Americans have heard of the National Science Foundation (NSF), fewer still have heard of the National Science Board (NSB).

The NSF is “an independent federal agency that supports science and engineering in all 50 states and U.S. territories.” It was established in 1950 to “promote the progress of science, “advance the national health, prosperity and welfare, and secure the national defense.” It fulfills its mission “chiefly by making grants.”

The NSB is the NSF’s governing board.. Jointly, “the board and NSF director pursue the goals and functions of NSF, including the duty to ‘recommend and encourage the pursuit of national policies for the promotion of research and education in science and engineering.’” <...> The NSB consists of 25 members, appointed by the president to six-year terms.

This past April, President Trump fired all members of the NSB. He previously cancelled or suspended almost 2,000 NSF grants and cut staffing at the NSF.
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To liberals, all of this means that the Trump administration is waging a war on science. But, of course, there is no war on science. There is a phony war on science funding, but there is no war on science.

Any scientist is free to perform research on any subject that interests him. He is just not free to have the taxpayers pay for it. He can use his own funds, find a patron or donor, or work for a foundation, university, or private firm. But neither he himself, his patron or donor, or any foundation, university, private firm should receive taxpayer dollars for scientific research. It is neither constitutional nor the proper role of government to do so. And it is a myth that government spending on scientific research is a “public good” with positive “spillovers” and “spin-offs” that accrue to the private sector.
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The NSF and the NSB should not exist. Any and all scientific research should be done by private entities on the free market.

A Weather Warfare Watcher #crackpot #racist #wingnut #conspiracy stateofthenation.info

For the uninitiated, weather weaponry and pyroterrorism can be combined in a mutually supportive manner during wildfire season anywhere on Earth to both trigger and rapidly spread firestorms, as well as to manufacture raging infernos in a Western flash.

In point of fact, these NWO geoterrorists have several tools in their toolbox, some of which are highly advanced geoengineering technologies and sophisticated arson techniques to burn a whole state down, if they wanted to. As follows:

• Atmospheric Aluminum (a Powerful Fire Accelerant)
via Widespread Chemtrail Spraying

• HAARP Frequencies especially Satellite-based

• Weaponized SMART Meters Exploding Homes,
Stores and Office Buildings
Weaponized SMART Vehicles So They Exploded Like Bombs

• Specific EMFs Disseminated from Cellphone Towers
Microwave Weapons (i.e. DEW) Operating from
GWEN Towers and Microwave Towers
Localized mini-EMPs Set Off by Remote Facilities

• Directed Energy Weapons (e.g. Lasers) Fired
from Drones, Satellites, Air Force
Aircraft and Naval Ships

• Arsonists Disguised as Police Officers, Firefighters
and Other First Responders

• Fire-starting Incendiary Devices such as
Plastic Sphere Dispensers routinely
used for Controlled Burns

• Miniature Drone Flamethrowers Operated
by Remote by Military Personnel

• Gross Intentional Mismanagement of
Parks, Forests, Grasslands & Brush

• Deliberately Overloaded Power Lines
(Under Power Company Management)

• Sabotaged Power Lines and Exploding Transformers
by Operation Gladio Agents
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The Khazarian-directed pyromaniacs can fabricate a wildfire, brush fire, forest fire and/or bush fire in the time it takes to say P Y R O T E R R O R I S M.

What the Khazarian Cabal has already inflicted across Europe this summer, especially against Israel’s newest enemies — Spain and France — ought to serve as a cautionary tale for Americans living in the Western states.

S Bar L Rancher #sexist #homophobia #transphobia rantrampage.com

Stupid fuckin' FEMALE cops! You foids have no business working in law enforcement whatsoever! Females are too emotional, inept, unintelligent, slow-witted, short-tempered, and arrogant for that! Women are entirely incapable of logical, reasonable assessments of a situation, and refuse to listen to a fucking thing! And if you're a man, forget it! Females cops are PIGS, and are OBESE for the most part, and mostly made up of man-hating, dykes, and women who wish they could be men and dress and act like it! Women not only lack the physical strength needed, but the mental strength as well. You become upset and unable to handle even the slightest amount of stress or push back! Since you are all out to prove something, you all go over the damn top with everything you do an violate rights on a regular basis to try and exert your warped idea of authority!

Men are not supposed to submit to women regardless of the situation, and for that reason alone females shouldn't be permitted into a position of power that would make them have some authority over men! Don't even get me started how not a one of you are intimidating enough to be taken seriously, nor smart enough either.

I get pulled over this weekend by some bossy ass, TYRANT know-it-all, butchy, tomboy foid cop! I was doing maybe ten over MAYBE, and it doesn't matter anyhow because I am a GOOD driver and can handle my vehicle and manage the road under all conditions! I don't need to be checked up on or told I can't drive a certain way by a female! I am NOT a toddler, I am a man and will make my own conditions and judgements on own choices and behavior! Pulling me over, then coming up at me to window all loud, demanding, and ordering ME around, like she really had something on me, or was so much better than me, asking why I was going to so fast! I am a grown MAN, I don't have to tell a woman why I was driving how I was! I don't have to tell anyone, but especially NOT a woman! Men do not answer to women!

(It continues like this, where he tries to justify repeatedly breaking the law)

Dinesh D'Souza #fundie #pratt #elitist #mammon amazon.com

EVERY STONE PULLED FROM THE GROUND CONFIRMS WHAT THE BIBLE ALREADY SAID.

If it got the past right, with that kind of precision, then its words about the future cannot be ignored.

Dinesh D'Souza first traveled to Israel in 2022. He stood at the Pool of Siloam where Jesus healed a blind man. He walked the Pilgrimage Road that Jesus walked. He looked out from the ruins of King David's palace at those very rooftops. And one question stopped him cold: not theological, but factual.

IS ANY OF THIS ACTUALLY TRUE? Not on the level of faith, on the level of evidence? And if it's true, why isn't anyone shouting it from the rooftops?

He went back. Again and again. Three years of excavations, expeditions, and conversations with archaeologists pulling from the ground things the evening news never covers. What he found cannot be fabricated.

NO ONE FABRICATES FOOTNOTES. Two minor officials appear once in the Book of Jeremiah: they throw the prophet into a muddy cistern and vanish from the text. Twenty-six hundred years later, their personal clay seals come out of the ground in Jerusalem. If the people nobody remembers are real, everything else is real too.
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Nineteen chapters. Thousands of years of biblical history. One conclusion: the Bible is historically accurate, and it can be proven.

Then D'Souza asks the question the final chapter was written to answer.

IF THE BIBLE IS RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING THAT HAS ALREADY HAPPENED, WHAT DOES THAT TELL US ABOUT WHAT IS STILL TO COME?
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Everything that was predicted is happening now.

The stones proved the past. The same Word describes what comes next, and in the final chapter, D'Souza shows that the prophecies that once seemed distant are already being fulfilled through signs unfolding around us, examined with the same evidentiary precision he brought to every artifact.

IF THE BIBLE IS RIGHT ABOUT THE PAST, AND IT IS, THEN ITS WORDS ABOUT THE FUTURE CANNOT BE IGNORED.

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David J. Stewart #fundie #crackpot jesus-is-savior.com

I've been studying American and world history lately, which are fascinating subjects to me. It has been said that history is HIS-STORY (that is, God's story, for we see the hand of God at work over the centuries of time). Time was, time is, time shall soon be past. Many genuine Christians today (such as myself) are curious as to whether our founding fathers were literal Christians or simply religious to some extent. Sadly to report, Benjamin Franklin was a religious heathen who denied the deity of Jesus Christ. A Modernist is a person who professes faith in religion or a higher power, i.e., a form of godliness; but they DENY the power thereof of the saving gospel of Jesus Christ as 2nd Timothy 3:5 teaches. Romans 1:16, “For I am not ashamed of the gospel of Christ: for it is the power of God unto salvation to every one that believeth; to the Jew first, and also to the Greek.”
Ironically, the world renowned man who was famous for researching and studying all of the sciences, arts, astronomy, philosophies and intellectual subjects, totally ignored the Bible. Go figure! Benjamin Franklin admits in the same letter just before his death that he does not dogmatize his disbelief in the deity of Jesus Christ, “having never studied it.” How tragic! How sad! How could one of the most brilliant minds in American history study everything except the inspired Word of God? Do you know why Benjamin Franklin never pursued the teachings of the Bible concerning Christ and salvation? The Bible gives us the answer in John 3:20, “For every one that doeth evil hateth the light, neither cometh to the light, lest his deeds should be reproved.” Mr. Franklin was known for chasing women, drinking lots of wine and partaking of occult ceremonies with the Freemason lodge and the infamous Hellfire Club. At least nine of the signers of the Declaration of Independence were occult Freemasons. Franklin speaks of observing Christ's moral teachings and religion, but there is no personal trust in the Lord Jesus Christ which is required for salvation (Romans 10:9-10). Mr. Franklin was an unsaved Modernist who learned the awful truth on April 17th, 1790 when he died and went to Hell. No amount of self-righteousness, good deeds or accomplishments in this earthly life can redeem a soul back to God.

Katie Souza #conspiracy #crackpot #god-complex #magick #ufo #fundie roysreport.com

A charismatic televangelist who created a career out of her past as a career criminal and drug dealer now has a startling new revelation: aliens harvested her eggs.

Katie Souza, whose show “Healing Your Soul” airs on Trinity Broadcasting Network and Faith Broadcasting Network, told her YouTube channel Friday she was a child victim of an extraterrestrial conspiracy to create alien-human hybrids.

“I was visited when I was a young girl and aliens — alien beings — implanted an interdimensional device in me that harvested my eggs over my lifetime,” said Souza, 63. “This device obviously was harvesting them right when they would mature so that they could then … try to create a hybrid child.”

Souza, who founded a popular prison ministry in 2006 after her own release from prison, said thousands of other women have had this happen to them too, though many remain unaware. She said alien implantation is a cause of infertility, as well as other mysterious illnesses and unexplainable anger.

Souza has a book coming out Tuesday, warning Christians of what she calls the “alien agenda” of genetic corruption. “Star Gods” is being published by Charisma Media, a Christian company with a successful track record of bestselling books about End Times prophecy, spiritual warfare and demonic oppression.65

… Souza offers a spiritual interpretation. She says extraterrestrials exist but are not physical creatures that evolved in another solar system. Instead, they are fallen angels warring against God’s plan of redemption.

And they are the reason, she said, that she has been unable to conceive children.

… Greek and Roman mythology also includes many stories about sex between deities and humans, Souza noted, often resulting in demigod offspring, such as Hercules and Helen of Troy.

“So, this has been happening throughout time,” she said. “This is nothing new. So, we shouldn’t be shocked when I say something like this is what’s happened to me.”

Démocratie Participative #wingnut #elitist tastycrousty.rest

[Translated from “This democracy is nerve-wracking”]

Now that the abhorrent Marine Le Pen has been outrageously allowed to run for president by malevolent judges, the situation is clear. The Le Pen line, championed by Tanguy (and not the other way around), will be the one for the 2027 campaign. This line is extremely harmful. It embodies just about the worst of what can be done and said

As a result, Knafo is now positioning herself against her, on the right. I'm not exactly a natural supporter of Knafo (nor of Zemmour for that matter), but what she says is quite factual: the RN's line is catastrophically left-wing, if not far-left, on certain issues, particularly everything related to homosexuals

Too many people attribute completely imaginary, even ludicrous, ideas, intentions, and goals to this alcoholic and smoker. Marine Le Pen intends to be elected on a left-wing platform and to rule on a left-wing platform

What Knafo fails to mention is that if Marine Le Pen is polling at 36% and Zemmour at 3%, it's because this is the line the French masses desire: a completely degenerate line on every issue, except security (at least in principle). Marine Le Pen hardly ever talks about immigration anymore, and only when she's forced to for public relations reasons. People vaguely yearn for "less immigration"[…]
The vast majority of people are stupid, completely indifferent to the facts you present to them, and even more incapable of relating those facts to any future[…]
Democracy cultivates stupidity, and stupidity is the breeding ground of democracy. It's logical that it gives rise to parties that pander to the stupidity of the masses. If the National Rally adopted Zemmour's liberal-conservative line, it would quickly plummet from 36% to 15%[…]
Unfortunately, cataclysms, once so frequent, have almost disappeared. Since 1945, nothing serious has happened in France, which is why the country can degenerate in complete tranquility

Lust For Life #ufo #racist #conspiracy #wingnut lust-for-life.org

Alien World Order
Rothschilds are Not Jews
Rothschilds are Khazarian Mafia
Rothschilds Behind War of 1812
Rothschilds Behind American Civil War
Rothschilds Behind Assassinations
Rothschilds Behind Both World Wars
Rothschilds Own British Empire
Rothschilds Own American Empire
Rothschilds Own Chinese Empire
Clergy are Thieves in Deified Robes
Politicians are Thieves in Reified Robes
Hierarchy of Hierarchies
Triad of City-States, and Atop Them All
Rothschilds Own Schools, Media, Water, Land, Power, Food, DNA
Rothschilds Behind Globalism, Lockdown, Reset
Undeifying the Unreifying of the Enemy

JE Aggas #crackpot #fundie #wingnut #racist decodingsatan.blogspot.com

"Abdul El Sayed" = 666 (Sumerian)
"Vaccination" = 666 (Sumerian)
"Mark Of Beast" = 666 (Sumerian)
"humanity" = 666 (Sumerian)
"Quinque G" = 666 ( Sumerian) (Five G)
"Witchcraft" = 666 ( Sumerian)
"The Culling" = 666 ( Sumerian)

"Abdul El Sayed born on Halloween" = 888 (Primes)
"Assassination of Charlie Kirk" = 888 (Primes)

VII XVI MMXXVI at IX PM EST translates to July 16, 2026, at 9:00 PM EST. Trump's election theft speech.

"Abdul El Sayed was born on Halloween" = 327 (Ordinal)
"Adenine Thymine Guanine Cytosine" = 327 (Ordinal)
"March third nineteen sixty five" = 327 (Ordinal)
"VII XVI MMXXVI at IX PM EST" = 327 (Ordinal)
"A Crown Corporation Dissolved" = 327 (Ordinal)

11*3+20*26 = 553 (election Day)
"Muslim Flag Colors Green Red White Black" = 553 (Reverse Ordinal)

10*31+19*84+11*3+20*26 = 2459
Strong's 2459 Cheleb fat, best, portions of fat
Genesis 45:18 KJV "and ye shall eat the fat of the land"

Nullsrc #wingnut #racist datasecretslox.com

Best I can do is a panopticon that gives you fines in the mail and tracks your social credit score but does nothing about the reason you worry about your wife walking alone at night. We had to shut that program down because it kept providing evidence that the goodskin people were murderers. Must have been structural racism in the cameras or something.

Kerry Cassidy #crackpot #wingnut #ufo #biphobia kerrycassidy.substack.com

To Trump and Juan O Savin aka JFK Jr.:
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One thing that occurs to me is the issue of retaliation. With the 2020 steal there have so far been no repercussions (at least publicly) although we believe some actions have been taken by the white hats behind the scenes. Lots of rumblings of indictments being delivered of course by Juan/John but nothing coming to fruition as of now 6 years later.
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There is a hidden hand behind the election steal going back decades as you know. I have repeatedly brought forward the real possibility that the orders from the top came from Antarctica… that would be ET or Nazi or both being orchestrators. If this is indeed is the case (and possibly the Anunnki) who are coming to the surface again with some clear agenda…
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But instead you need to see the writing on the wall of a much bigger story we are living every day. While Congress is still staring at their navels pretending to be trying to decide if UFOs are real and whether crash retrievals are reverse engineered and whether “aliens” from off world, inner Earth and interdimensional are “real”…. You want to roll back time and review our “papers” in prep for voting.

All the while you, Juan are a futurist but keep looking back and living in the past deluded by a dead religion your hero Jesus never believed in…

Don’t get me wrong I love Jesus the avatar… I just can’t stand the religion that lies about him!

I suggest you and Trump stop trying to hide the past (such as the dead Biden dolls you paraded for 4 years of a fake regime that never was…
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Once you start lying to the public the rabbit hole is never ending.

Maybe just tell the truth to the people and to Congress and out their lies and inadequacy once and for all… You talk a lot in order to obfuscate the truth so you can fight a HIDDEN WAR behind our backs while using us as the pawn in this deadly game with the Illuminati and their MASTERS…

Skywatch Signal #crackpot #ufo #conspiracy twitter.com

🧵The Retraction of Filippo Biondi's Great Pyramid Paper Raises Serious Questions (1/11)

Filippo Biondi and Corrado Malanga's peer-reviewed paper on the Great Pyramid of Giza has been formally retracted by Remote Sensing, almost four years after the journal reviewed, revised, accepted and published it.

The explanation offered by the journal is remarkably thin to say the least...👇
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The journal said the investigation found "serious methodological flaws and statistical errors" that undermined the scientific conclusions.

It didn't explain what those flaws or errors were though.
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The retracted paper didn't itself prove the existence of a vast underground city beneath Giza. It examined the Great Pyramid and its immediate subsurface environment.

However, it supplied the published scientific foundation for the radar method used in the later Giza investigation. Removing it from the accepted literature weakens the academic standing of everything subsequently built upon that method.
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Science shouldn't depend upon whether we trust Biondi, the journal, Egyptologists or the people attempting to debunk him.

It should depend upon evidence that can be inspected, challenged and reproduced.

A journal cannot spend four years presenting a paper as legitimate peer-reviewed research, retract it after the findings become internationally controversial, offer only a few vague sentences in explanation and expect nobody to question the process.

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Biondi may ultimately be wrong. The alleged structures beneath Giza may be processing artefacts, statistical errors or something else entirely.

But if Remote Sensing has established that, it should publish the evidence.

Until it does, this retraction does not resemble the open scientific examination the public deserves. It looks like a conclusion delivered behind closed doors.

furtherglory #wingnut #pratt #conspiracy #dunning-kruger furtherglory.wordpress.com

[From “Jews still lying about Heinrich Himmler after all these years”]

Himmler is the man in front, in the first photo above. The man behind him is dressed in a traditional Bavarian outfit. The second photo shows Himmler dressed in his uniform[…]
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/nazi-monster-heinrich-himmler-described-8548665

Begin quote:

Yesterday the [British newspaper called the Daily] Mirror told how notes belonging to the architect of the Nazi death camps had come to light in a military archive near Moscow

[These papers came to light many years ago.]

Now it can be revealed an innocent entry on October 4, 1943, in occupied Poland – entitled “Group Leader meeting” – is Himmler outlining the Jewish extermination programme to underlings who carried out the Holocaust

He told officers in no uncertain terms: “I am talking about the evacuation of the Jews, the extermination of the Jewish people

“It is one of those things that is easily said. ‘The Jewish people is [are] being exterminated,’ every Party member will tell you, ‘perfectly clear, it’s part of our plans, we’re eliminating the Jews, exterminating them, a small matter.’

End quote

What was the German word that Hitler used, which was translated into the English word exterminate?[…]
I lived in Germany for two years after World War II, and I heard the German people use the word “ausrotten” many times in a conversation. It was “ausrotten” this and “ausrotten” that. I understood the word to mean “get rid of”. It was used in a sentence many times when the word obviously meant to “get rid of,” not to kill

I did not take German when I was in college, but my husband did. He would try to speak, in German, to the German people, but they could not understand a word that he said

In those years, nearly everyone in Germany spoke English, and they preferred to speak English because Americans did not pronounce German words correctly, according them

Unnamed prosecutor of Campania, in Italy #sexist #psycho humanrightsresearch.org

On July 2, 2026, the European Court of Human Rights condemned Italian authorities for their handling of domestic violence allegations brought by Audrey Ubeda, a French national living in Campania, Italy, and her two children

In Ubeda and Others v. Italy, the Court unanimously held that Italian authorities violated Article 3 of the European Convention on Human Rights (ECHR), which prohibits inhuman and degrading treatment, and Article 8 ECHR, which protects private and family life, after they failed to properly address allegations of physical and psychological violence

The case began in April 2021, when Ubeda filed a police complaint against her former cohabitant and the father of her children, alleging that he had been violent toward her and the children “both physically and psychologically.” In the complaint, Ubeda claimed that her husband had raped her several times and had once held a knife to her throat

The following month, national authorities placed Ubeda and her children in a shelter, where they remained until July 2024

The Court found that although the shelter placement may initially have prevented further escalation of the violence, it ultimately placed a heavier burden on Ubeda and the children than on the alleged perpetrator, who was not subjected to comparable restrictions

The Court was especially critical of the prosecutor’s reasoning. In November 2021, the prosecutor sought to discontinue the criminal proceedings, dismissing the alleged knife-to-throat incident as a “bad joke” and reasoning that proving Ubeda’s lack of sexual consent was difficult because “it [was] normal for men to have to overcome a minimum level of resistance that every wom[a]n tend[ed] to display when she [was] tired from daily life and a man [made] a sexual advance.” The Court found that this reflected a sexist and stereotyped culture and subjected Ubeda to secondary victimization

Suzan Z #transphobia pittparents.com

My son isn't that tall but nonetheless is very masculine in build. He also has super thick dark brown hair all over his body. What he looks like while dressing and acting like a so called woman is simply absurd. He is so clearly a large build man trying to pass. It breaks my heart in a zillion pieces. But in addition to his ridiculous appearance it makes me sad for how he could look if he accepted how he was born. He would be so handsome and pleasant looking. I haven't seen my son with a manly haircut in 10 years. His long unkempt hair is past his elbows. On the rare occasion he ties his hair back (like for his brother's wedding when he agreed to wear men clothes) I just get so emotional. Because on a superficial level ( I know its just hair) I have my son back a little. The emotions are so hard to express. This all is profoundly sad.

Julia Woodman #magick #ufo #crackpot #conspiracy operationdisclosureofficial.com

Sitting out – with crows calling their eerie dawn chorus
from all the tallest treetops, their voices varied in pitch,
some deep and croaky, others higher, smoother, but all
quite dominant, insistent that now is their time.

The lion’s gate opened yesterday, so it’s not
just the crow’s time though – it’s the time of
strong change for all in this world, and the planet itself,
but maybe they know, and are broadcasting the message.

Now the smaller birds gather. first a pair of doves
cavorting in lower branches, but not very seriously,
then several quick chirpy birds of various types
looking for berries in nearby bushes – then quiet.

Just me here on the balcony, and the cat wondering
if it’s safe to go down now for his ablutions.
I encouraged him and he went, soon returning for praise
and a scratch, before settling on a comfy patch.
He keeps watch on the world with his six senses
from up here on the hill overlooking the town.

And now the church bells ring – very softly it seems,
not like their normal clanging, as if they are
only half awake, not wanting to stir others much yet
from their dreams, or motions of normalcy.

I finished the crossword with its witchy clue answers
like ‘seance’, ‘sasquatch, ‘ague’ ‘omen’, and ‘krone’,
and went on to another, which still had ‘jaguar’
for the big cats, and ‘talons’, honouring the larger birds.
By now there was just a soft background of song, mixed with traffic
beginning to go by in the distance, and a few planes high in the sky.

Later i’m sure there will be louder bells, and more signs of humanity
waking – I hope to more than just this day – but also to things happening
in the wider world, and even in space – that are bringing us through⁹
a great positive change – from dark times to light and peace –
as we rearrange ourselves into this new era – as free and sovereign
beings at last, to renew and evolve……. Yes – there ring the loud bells!