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Declan Finn #wingnut #racist #fundie declanfinn.substack.com

[Commenting on the New York Times “100 best TV shows of the 21st century” list]

It’s nice to see the left continues to worship evil.
Don’t believe me? Look at what they consider “best.”

Breaking Bad? “Hey, see this cancer patient? He’s really a dick with a lousy family. Any sympathy you have for him? Well, we’re going to turn him into Pablo Escobar. Enjoy!” When the most moral / ethical character in the show is a hitman—who, by the way, is not the protagonist—there are a few issues here.
The Wire, of course, makes black gang bangers look civilized, instead of the thugs they are. Why else would they hire an actor with enough charisma and gravitas as Idris Elba to play Stringer Bell? After all, he plays the civilized gangsta. He’s just running it as “a business.” He’s well-spoken. And like Michael Corleone, it’s just business. What’s the harm in that? And the cops, of course, look more like thugs than Stringer does.

[My wife corrects me and tells me everyone looks terrible at the end. Cops, teachers, and policemen, amen. We all sinners in God’s garden. Like all communists, the Times sees people as corrupt, needing The State to come in and crush sin.]

Mad Men is meant to portray the 50s as some sort of misogynist dystopia.
Meanwhile, Handmaid’s Tale is the misogynist dystopia, and portrays Christians as sharia law Muslims. That’s a slander the Times can get behind.
Girls, of course, is the proto-Lindsay Clancy program, where ugly, vile sociopaths are considered enlightened, attractive protagonists.

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30 Rock was more leftist agit-prop disguised as comedy.
The Americans made the communist spies into the heroes, because evil Americans get what’s coming to them—and of course, our protagonists love communism more than their own children, that’s what’s important.
House, MD, because lawful evil is evil enough for them. He might cure your disease, but he’ll do his best to destroy the rest of your life too, because everyone lies, and no one is a good person. At all.
Fleabag … you know what? The less said about that, the better.
Oh, yes! The Pitt is one of the bestest shows of all time! … The Pitt debuted LAST YEAR. But hey, The Pitt had an episode where ICE were portrayed as the Gestapo.


Heidenau city council #wingnut dw.com

The town of Heidenau, near Dresden, has banned new Stolpersteine (stumbling stones) on public streets, with the center-right CDU and the far-right AfD voting together to stop the installation of new memorial plaques bearing the names of Holocaust victims

The Stolpersteine are comprised of a concrete cube with a metal plaque on top that bears the victim's name. They are often seen in German streets, installed just slightly higher than the surrounding walking surface, often near the houses of people targeted by the Nazi regime

German artist Gunter Demnig started the project in the early 1990s. While most of the 128,000 such paving stones were installed in Germany, they have also been placed in 30 other countries affected by the Nazi regime, making them the largest decentralized monument in the world

The initiators of the Heidenau ban argue that, while remembering Holocaust victims is an essential task, the placement of stones leads to "passersby walking over or even stepping onto the names of the victims." They suggested honoring Holocaust victims at one of the city's cemeteries instead

Demnig, now 78, has rejected this argument. The artist said that remembrance must be visible where people used to live[…]
"After the electoral successes of the AfD, something like this was completely expected," Demnig was quoted as saying by the DPA news agency. He expressed hope that the Heidenau ban would remain an exception and pledged to "push on now more than ever" with his work[…]
Many others also responded with outrage to the CDU's decision to join forces with the AfD to pass the motion. The move comes with Chancellor Merz already facing a political crisis over his party's poor electoral performance, and raises questions about the political "firewall" against the far right which mainstream political parties in Germany have maintained to keep the AfD out of power

TimmyHutchFan #crackpot #fundie timmyhutchfan.blogspot.com

(Context: A right-wing psycho ranting about how cats are– somehow– to blame for all the world’s problems)

You know why panthers are so "beautiful" (in the eyes of other people)? GOD did not give them their spots and stripes. Satan did. He did that to appeal these evil beasts to the eyes of the public. Those of us who worship GOD hate panthers, because GOD hates panthers. That is why HE has tried to make them die off, because HE hates them. But humans will always be around to interfere with GOD's plans. Giving to panther-related charities, trying to "save" panthers from extinction, and rehabilitating captive panthers. I think that is why GOD is so angry now. It has nothing to do with the acceptance of gay marriage, or gays being accepted into society, because they are not all accepted, and acceptance of gays only just began a few years ago. All these disasters have been happening for much longer than gays have been accepted. So the Westboro Baptist Church is all wrong. It's not gay people that should be persecuted. It's panther-fanatics! I'm glad I stopped liking panthers early in my life! I may be fat, but I am still alive and healthy.

crypttonite #conspiracy #racist #homophobia youtube.com

Great tune with some sick & wacky lyrics,
Video not too hot, guess they r going for that huge FAKE PHONY ADOLPH MOTIF. An Actor as were the ENTIRE TOP SS, THEY WERE ALSO GAY & Jewish.
Did I say there’s a thing wrong with being Jewish? No.
Lying & ILLEGAL GOVERNANCE is the problem with these people.
Feel free to explain how Adolph could have even been allowed to be a dog catcher in all of Europe. Guess u never read Beer Hall Pusch & what they expect people to believe.
Night of the Long Knives STAGED, Kristallnacht was too.
Fake FEAR PORN.
WWII has many GAPING HOLES in logic.

John McAuliffe/Blaines #racist #conspiracy #dunning-kruger #psycho jpost.com

(Context: Blaines is a Pokétuber that I personally used to watch when I was younger before an incident where he promoted his OnlyFans in a Discord Server with minors in it and banned anyone who called him out on it. I just now found out about a past controversy from 2016 as seen below)

John McAuliffe, an international member of the British party, columnist at Digital Journal and the Cambridge Globalist, was suspended this week after allegedly posting on Facebook a message in which he described the genocide as “the most useful political tool of the Zionist government in Israel to establish a financial racket in the West, whereby Israel receives an unlimited sum for the duration of its existence,” The Jewish News reported Monday.

The suspension, made known to the Jewish News by a Labour spokesperson, is the latest in a string of punitive measures against members who have made anti-Semitic hate speech.

Dr Oz #elitist #mammon #psycho #racist #wingnut washingtoncurrent.substack.com

A White House policy advisor during the Biden administration said that he confronted a top Trump administration official over the decision to kick nearly 1 million people off their health coverage.

Ami Fields-Meyer said that he approached Dr Mehmet Oz on a flight they shared to ask about the decision earlier this week to remove more than 750,000 enrollees from public healthcare exchanges established under the Affordable Care Act (ACA), also known as “Obamacare.”

Fields-Meyer said that he approached Oz politely once they stepped off the jetway.

“What the man in charge of healthcare for the people on the very margins of society said…was revealing,” he wrote.

“I said: ‘Sir, you need to stop kicking hundreds of thousands of people off health insurance just because they are vulnerable. “Not using your insurance” is not a reason to evict someone from their insurance,’” Fields-Meyer posted.


“We were mid-handshake and he pulled me in and grabbed tighter and got upset and raised his voice and said: ‘What are you talking about man?! Those aren’t real people. They’re illegal aliens!’” Fields-Meyer added.

Corey Mann #conspiracy facebook.com

This is a scary movie . 🐸🧙🏻👻
Pattern recognition
🎯 Target
I believe Target 🎯 has a disturbing connection to child exploitation. The Target logo 🎯 looks like it is literally “targeting” kids. 👀🎯🧒
They also have symbols and imagery that I believe have occult connections. 🔺👁️🕯️
🛒 Walmart
I believe Walmart has connections to underground tunnels and the idea of a “boring machine” used to build tunnels. 🕳️🚇
“Walmart” backwards makes me think of “martial law.” 🤔🚨
🍔 Fast Food
Some of these names make me wonder about hidden meanings:
🌭 Wendy’s — “eating Wendy”
🍔 Jack in the Box — Jack is literally “in the box.”
🍟 McDonald’s — I believe there are deeper Freemason/underground connections behind the symbolism.
🍗 KFC — I’ve heard claims connecting it to human-meat/Freemason symbolism. 👀
🏰 Disneyland
I believe there are disturbing historical and symbolic connections surrounding Disney. ⚠️
For example, questions have been raised about the Mr. Toad ride and claims that some cars would drop down into underground tunnels. 🐸🚗⬇️🕳️
And there is also the long-standing controversy over Walt Disney’s wartime imagery and whether a particular gesture was a Nazi salute or simply a wave. 👋
Do your own research. 🔎📚
Look at the history, symbolism, and claims for yourself—and decide what you think. 👀🧠

Lou J #wingnut msn.com

Donald Trump is in fact unpredictable and often offensive to many. I encourage everyone to take the time to fully research all issues before making judgment. There is a reason half of the country likes him, it's not just blind loyalty. There are many things at stake and the United States does have extremely dangerous enemies. My perspective has changed and I no longer despise him as I used to. Please go beyond legacy media and seek truth over emotional reaction, seek understanding rather than blindly judging those who disagree. If you are angry and frustrated it will likely cloud your judgment and obscure the truth. We have so much in common but continue to hate while media and large corporations profit from fear and division. Every headline is designed to disrupt your sense of peace and brotherhood. Joe Biden was extremely flawed. Donald Trump is extremely flawed. We need to stand as a nation, as one people, regardless. Please choose unity.

Tatsuya Ishida #racist sinfest.xyz

[From “August 11, 2026: Re-imagining Villains 242”]

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Panel 1: Speaking about the Siege of Stalingrad (see previous panels), a Red Ary soldier says to a political commissar eating his lunch and with Nosferatu-like facial features “Commissar, the Germans have airdropped food and supplies”
Panel 2: The commissar replies with “Bah, they won't last the winter” and “Let them eat their gruel”
Panel 3: While eating his lunch, the commissar says “Oh”, “That baby foreskin” and “Chef's kiss!”
Panel 4: The commissar concludes with “Tastes like trauma”

Bennett Lee Ross #crackpot #magick #ufo #conspiracy bennettleeross.com

The earth’s electromagnetic field is at its highest frequency about 20 miles down
When it shifts depressurization of the atmosphere occurs
Pushing water oil and gases up to the surface

The surface of the earth becomes damp and muddy
Geysers shoot up where there was none before
Hot springs appear
Volcanoes from the weakest to the strongest blow their top

The appearance of a great northern light is the most monumental natural event of our existence
It is the moment we start keeping time
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In medieval art
Jesus is shown with beams of light coming out of his side
His arms are stretched up indicating geo plasmas
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When Christ returns and stands on the Mt of Olives
It will be a blue beam of light conceived as a holy mountain that transforms into the Tree of Life
A celestial Christmas Tree with plasma orb decorations
A pillar of fire
The spear of destiny
A fluctuating tube of charged particles flowing through the center of our universe

In a plasma rich environment
Human auras expand and interlock with each other
We telepathically communicate
And commune directly with animals
This is the Christ Consciousness taught by Gnosticism
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The Holy Spirit is sentient plasma seeking to cleanse the world
Like antibodies ridding a cell of toxins and restoring it’s health

Does it make sense that we should accept the modern version of an Aramaic speaking Christ
Whose father was the Old Testament God that loved the smell of blood
Who demanded sacrifices of humans and animals
Who wanted anyone caught in adultery or same sex liaisons to be stoned to death
Who ordered the babies of defeated Canaanite tribes to be smashed against the wall
The vast majority of people have no clue of the truth of the north
And think we are living on a spinning ball

There is something real and powerful behind the veil of our collective dream
Behind the curtain of our co-creation

porkpiehat #wingnut #elitist themotte.org

I do think that democracy might be something that was only viable during a short period of history, when the common people were educated enough to exercise the franchise but also retained enough masculine virtue to prioritize liberty and the enforcing the rule of law (what’s the word that means the opposite of anarchotyranny).

I think we all can accept that democracy has failed in places like South Africa, and that they’d be better off with a dictator.

But Western countries might be in the same boat. If not now, then soon enough given demographic change. How are the people of England or Germany being served by democracy? Their countries are going to shit but the people don’t want to “be mean” to actually fix the problems. They need a strongman to do it for them, then the sin won’t fall on their own heads.

The problem of course with dictatorships is dictator selection, with the first one usually being a charismatic psychopath and successors being his failsons or geriatric party cadre members.

Mike Stone #sexist #wingnut #homophobia #forced-birth #conspiracy henrymakow.com

Are you a woman? Would you like to know if your husband, boyfriend, or the guy you're dating is feminized? That's easy, give him the Fem Test.

1) Does he support legalized abortion?.
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Since femininity is the opposite of masculinity, any man who favors legalized abortion is highly feminized. You'll likely never make a man out of him.
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3) Does he support Israel in any form, or, worse, does he believe that Israel is "our greatest ally"?

This is similar to both of the above questions. It's impossible for a man in possession of masculine energy to support a country that terrorizes and murders women and children. (You could say that same about any man who supports our own military.) It's also a sign of incredible stupidity. Any man who does this is feminized to the point of no return.

4) Does he read or watch pornography?

This is a big one. As Henry has pointed out in the past, all pornography is homosexual. And as Saint Bruno has pointed out, anyone who persists in repeating the same sin has a demon in him. If your husband, boyfriend, or male acquaintance reads or watches pornography, he is either demon possessed, latently homosexual, or both. In other words, he is feminized to the point where you are NEVER going to make a man out of him.

5) Does he watch sports?
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One of the reasons why sports are pushed so heavily in our society is to encourage feminized men to develop homoerotic "man-crushes" on their favorite athletes. The habit of men wearing sports jerseys of their favorite athletes comes from high school football, where girls wear the jersey of the boy they're dating. When you see a man wearing another man's jersey, he's telling the world that he's that player's bitch. If your man does this he is highly feminized.
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9) Did he vote for Hillary Clinton, the impostor Joe Biden, or Kamala Harris in any of the last three presidential elections?

No explanation necessary. If your man did this, he is feminized to the extreme.

Donald Trump #dunning-kruger #wingnut apnews.com

On Tuesday, Trump told the U.N. General Assembly that he would “officially” change the name of AI, saying the existing name makes the technology seem “fake” and that U.S. government documents would from that point forward use “super intelligence.”

“The use of the word artificial makes intelligence fake, it makes it sound fake and it is not fake. It’s actually amazing,” Trump said.

The president said at the U.N. that “from the point forward” U.S. government documents “will be changed to use the much more accurate term super as opposed to artificial. So it’s super intelligence.”

PITT Parents #transphobia pittparents.com

This is not my child, this young "woman" who sits before me, with "her" beautiful voice, "hEr" women's denim jacket she stole from "HeR" loving "girl"friend, "HER [sic]" beautiful face. It can't be! But it is. It is not my daughter but my eldest SON, sitting there before me, in the guise of the girl I always thought I wanted but never got. But he is not a real woman, no, not at all! I should find it grotesque, horrifying, this young boy turned by cross-sex hormones and time into a facsimile of a beautiful young woman. Everything about the way he looks, the way he talks, sounding just like any actual young woman, the way people unknowingly call him "her," the synthetic-estrogen-induced gynocomastia on his chest that looks just like healthy breasts, that so many women his age choose to cut off! I should scream, I should want to tear my eyes out at the terrible sight before me, and I do, but I cannot. I cannot help myself; I find him the most beautiful thing in the world. I hear strangers refer to him, my male son, as a woman. But I cannot bring myself to do more than patiently watch, than gently push back in quiet moments, than never to affirm but never quite to do more than gently encourage desistance. I cannot bring myself to do the right thing. The so-called "transgender ideology" that these supposed "trans-identified people" espouse is so vile, it perverts my mother's love for my son into implicitly submitting to it!

Some days my little hon's happier than I have seen him in years. Other days he is miserable. I worry that that is preventing me from giving him the help he deserves, but I try my best when he is happy. When he is happy, I cannot help but be happy for him, even though I know it is wrong, it is really hurting him. When I see his feminine appearance, in all respects like a tall woman, only just the smallest amount like the obvious men in dresses I am used to seeing, I can't help but love him. I should find it grotesque, even more so because he is so convincing in his disguise. That is what it is, after all. But I cannot. I cannot help but love my child, even when that love gets in the way of TRULY LOVING him. It makes me sick.

Commander Tulio via Emanuel and Pastora #ufo #crackpot #magick #conspiracy officeoftheworldteacher.wordpress.com

I am Tulio from the Ashtar Command, here we are, the entire team of Commander Tulio attending the great Planetary Birth. At the level of the planet’s structure, there is much movement as you may have noticed, there are situations not only of movement of the tectonic plates, but also at the interior level of the planet. There have been situations at the level of humanity that the great elites have experienced and caused internal, energetic, and physical disharmonies within the Earth’s structure, this we have been fixing for your earthly years so that you may have an idea.

Now is the time when the planet is seeking its natural process of rearranging all the damage they have done to its internal structure. We are a large group not only of Commander Tulio, but of other Commands working hard to rearrange the New Earth. What is done physically is reflected in the etheric and it is the New Earth that has to rise.

The old earth will remain for other purposes, for other projects that Father Mother will later make known, but now I tell you, you will feel and feel strong tremors at the crust, the volcanoes are also seeking their rearrangement, all the energy there will intensify their expulsion, dormant volcanoes, the entire internal network will begin to flow to the surface, all the magma from there will begin to come out to the surface to go rebuilding the entire structure and removing all the negativity from within.
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The mostly affected coasts are associated with the Atlantic Ocean, even though the Pacific Ocean will be quite influenced, especially the northern part of America, South America, and the coasts of Europe, the Part of Chile, Mexico, because all that energy travels and all the rearrangement is reflected in everything.

I don’t like to give this information so that people don’t fall into fear, all this information has the sole purpose of preparing, we have always told the beings of light that they are on the coasts to go looking for safe places to shelter.

Sierra #ufo #wingnut #magick #elitist #conspiracy ascensionwithsierra.blogspot.com


ASCENSION WITH SIERRA

I am a Galactic Ambassador for the Light. I am working on Earth along with countless other Galactic Ambassadors. We are here to guide humanity's Ascension into the Fifth Dimension and beyond. It is my great joy to write this blog and share my insights about this extraordinary Ascension. I will regularly share channelings from our Galactic friends along with uplifting information and memes. Where We Go One We Go All....!
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Finally, today was Town Day. I go into town every Friday. The chaos with NPCs is escalating each week. The driving is getting worse. Some NPCs were dressed atrociously, as if they just don't care anymore. They hurried and scurried, and all around there was a sense of whirling mindless activity.

Every week at the end of Town Day I turn my car towards home with a huge sigh of relief. Thank goodness that is over.

Meanwhile, out in nature, time stands still. There is peace. There is tranquility. And I thank God every day for my beach walk where I can fully defrag and settle back into my soul essence.

Stay calm and positive, lovely Light Warriors.

Our C-in-C would not have posted that matrix meme lightly.

WE'VE GOT THIS.

Where We Go One We Go All

Love and Light

Sierra

Vox Day #wingnut #dunning-kruger #conspiracy voxday.net

[From “Putin Wins Again”]

Vladimir Putin is far more popular with Russians than Trump is with US citizens or any of the unelected EU sock-puppets are with the various countries they supposedly “lead”:

Judging by the preliminary results, Russia’s new State Duma will look remarkably similar to the old one, after this weekend’s elections. Yet amid dramatically different domestic and international circumstances, that continuity is perhaps the most notable result of all. The 2026 result has produced some changes, but the new is considerably less significant than the familiar

Turnout, at around 57%, was the highest in a State Duma election for a decade, although hardly unprecedented as participation exceeded 60% four times in earlier elections

United Russia was the clearest beneficiary, taking almost 58% of the party-list vote, up sharply from 49.8% in 2021. Even so, it remained below the party’s record 64.3% in 2007, during Vladimir Putin’s second presidential term

The Communists again established themselves as Russia’s principal opposition party, comfortably finishing second with almost 14%, but that represented a significant retreat from their roughly 19% in 2021, and was far removed from the turbulent 1990s, when the party could attract almost a quarter of the electorate

Remember, everything – everything – about Clown World is fake, gay, and retarded. Which is why their fantasies about the people rising up against Vladimir Putin are little more than the projection of their own quite realistic fears about the people of the slave states of Europe rising up against the apparatchiks in Paris, Berlin, and London

Vox Day #dunning-kruger voxday.net

My critiques, or rather, my conclusive and comprehensive mathematical disproofs, of evolution are not wrong, period, as anyone who is sufficiently competent to comprehend both the math and its correct context will soon grasp. Whether they tell her the truth or not remains to be seen. We’ve already seen that the first population geneticist who reached out to her provided her with information that was both a) incorrect and b) irrelevant.

It’s probably best that Ericka runs away now, considering what happened to the last woman who tried to debate me. For those of you who weren’t around then, she literally abandoned the debate after three rounds and ran off to Las Vegas to start a new career as a prostitute at a legal brothel. I’m neither kidding nor exaggerating for effect. You can look it up. You can probably still buy her services, for that matter.

It doesn’t matter in the least. The historical events of the last six million years already took place. They don’t depend upon me. Natural selection never produced homo sapiens sapiens. It never produced any species. And neither did genetic drift, neutral substitution, ILS, sweeps, ancestral polymorphism, or any other undirected mechanism for transferring genetic data that these desperate post-Darwinist polythesists can dream up.

It is perhaps worth noting that the very nice Christian anti-evolution crowd aren’t necessarily any more enthusiastic about my reputation than the I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE crowd, although it’s understandable that the evolutionists might be just a little more sensitive about anything that smacks of the historical political application of their pseudo-scientific beliefs, and yet the mathematicians in their midst take what I’ve developed very seriously because it is really that serious.

Here’s the thing: I don’t even care about evolution anymore. It’s dead, done, and dusted, and little Ericka and her enthusiasts can play with fairy tales and dinosaurs like toddlers all they like. It isn’t going to change anything, and there is no chance those midwitted retards were ever going to help solve the genomic catastrophe that they still haven’t noticed because they’re too busy doing makework and trying to find new ways to write “is consistent with the theory of evolution by natural selection”.

Jormungandr #transphobia the-sietch.com

This is what they do. They target those who they perceive to be vulnerable to their brainwashing/grooming; "eggs to crack" and all that twisted shit.

I have zero doubts that had I and my friends been born two decades later, many of them (especially the tomboys) would've been groomed or attempted to be groomed into being a transtrender.

Vox Day #dunning-kruger voxday.net

The full paper is available on Zenodo. It is a tactical nuclear strike on both Neutral Theory as well as on the Postmodern Polythesis that many evolutionary biologists erroneously describe as “the Modern Synthesis”.

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It has not been submitted to peer review for the obvious and observable reason that I have no peers.

YourLocalAmerican #fundie #wingnut #psycho deviantart.com

What I Believe In
(Feel free to disagree but don't be a hater)
American &
Christian Nationalism.
Republican Government
Voting for 30+ citizens,
Voter equality between races and sexes.
Strengthen the police force, ICE, and border patrol.
Reduce government spending. Privatize Medicare/Medicaid.
Strengthen the power and respect towards the American worker.
Lower the power of big companies/isurance companies — and STOP loopholes and fraud.
Illegalize pornography, Illegalize non-medical drugs, Illegalize Rape.
And kill ALL pedophiles and rapists

Anoni IzBack #wingnut #conspiracy #racist facebook.com

The ROTHSCHILDS have just begun to lose control of the weather.
For 47 years, they have controlled the skies through a network of 22 weather modification stations that could direct hurricanes, droughts, floods, and earthquakes, on demand, to any place on Earth.
The program was called "THRONE CLIMATE" and was funded by a labyrinth of NGOs, carbon credit systems, and "green energy" foundations, all connected to the same family office in Geneva that has controlled European banks since 1815. A few days ago, the last station was disconnected, seized in a military operation involving 6 nations that have never publicly acknowledged working together. The weather is no longer a weapon. For the first time since 1979, the skies belong to no one. Every "natural disaster" of the last 47 years had a signature, a digital fingerprint embedded in the ionosphere that preceded it. HAARP researchers have detected it for decades. They were ridiculed, but they were right about everything: Hurricane Katrina: frequency trace detected 72 hours before impact; The 2010 Haiti earthquake has the same frequency signature, originating from a station in Venezuela; The 2011 earthquake, signature attributed to a flagless ship operating in the Pacific. The ship's registration, obtained via "QFS maritime tracking," belongs to a company conveniently located in the Cayman Islands. The company's sole director: a family trust of the Rothschild family.
They didn't predict disasters, they ordered them. Why control the weather? Because the weather controls everything. Food prices, insurance markets, government stability, migration systems, election outcomes. They didn't need an army. They didn't need murders. They needed rain or drought in the right place at the right time. $4.2 trillion in "natural disaster" damages since 1979. Betting on the destruction they created. Harvesting the suffering they caused. For the first time in half a century, the rain will fall where it should fall.
FOLLOW ME, THE NEXT DROP WILL BE SHOCKING.

Colleen #transphobia #fundie substack.com

Thinking that God can deal in some kind of way to excuse this terrible thing, with a 38 year old who might still be trans is a faint hope clause. God hates this and he has already judged this in our children and we need to come to terms with how they have made an enemy of the Lord of creation. We can only stand in the gap through desperate pray. You have not reached bottom yet and I pray when you do you will not be looking with the rose coloured glasses I am sensing. Lamentation is worship as well as putting a good spin on it. You will know it as you go deeper and it all falls apart as it did for Job or us.

Whiplash347 #wingnut #racist #conspiracy twitter.com

🚨 BREAKING: President Trump's FULL blockbuster UN speech is getting rave reviews — where he RAILED against the globalist ICC, called out the persecution of Christians, REFUSED to apologize for America First and more
The whole thing was 10/10! 🔥
TRUMP DID THE FOLLOWING:
Called out the UN for ignoring Christian persecution worldwide while obsessing over America
Demanded every ICC member resign immediately from that rogue anti-American tribunal
Called Communist Cuba a failed state that will fall, then watched officials storm out
Scorched UNESCO globalists for pushing mass migration that destroys Western cultures
Said there is NO global government and there will be NO global taxes while he is president
Boasted of the most secure border in American history with ZERO illegal aliens admitted
Declared America is BACK, stronger than ever, and in a GOLDEN AGE after Biden's dark age
Mic-dropped failed globalist leaders: while others talked peace, he MADE peace
Vowed Iran will NEVER get a nuclear weapon and said the Middle East bully is finished
Teased a huge post-election decision: strike a deal, or annihilate the Islamic Republic
Exposed Iran as weak and desperate, not strong, and predicted Iranian terror's end
Slammed cowards and traitors leaking fake "low munitions" claims mid-conflict
Took a victory lap over capturing Maduro and signing the largest oil deal in history
Laid down the Donroe Doctrine: no threats get a foothold in the Western Hemisphere
Refused to apologize for crushing drug cartels, calling them the ISIS of the hemisphere
Locked in permanent Greenland security rights that shut out China, Russia, and adversary investment
Renamed Artificial Intelligence to Super Intelligence and vowed America stays #1 over China
Closed with a nationalist call to strengthen nations, grow economies, and God bless America
And that's just a non-exhaustive list.
This is why I voted for him. The list of accomplishments is rising and he is SAVING AMERICA 🇺🇸

Medeea Greere #wingnut #fundie #crackpot #conspiracy amg-news.com

POPE FRANCIS IS DEAD. VIGANÒ IS STILL STANDING.

On April 21, 2025, Pope Francis died at the age of 88, in the Vatican, following a massive stroke and irreversible heart failure. His death marked the end of an era—but not the end of the corruption he failed to confront.
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As the Vatican prepares its rituals and mourners line up to honor the institution, Archbishop Carlo Maria Viganò stands alone—excommunicated for naming the evil they all ignored.

WHO IS VIGANÒ? THE ARCHBISHOP WHO WOULDN’T BOW

Once a high-ranking Vatican insider and Papal Nuncio to the U.S., Viganò shattered the wall of silence with thunder.

He exposed doctrinal decay, globalist infiltration, and a culture of cowardice rotting the Church from within. But he went further: he directly accused Pope Francis of covering up abuse, enabling predators, and selling the soul of the Church to political interests.
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Viganò blew the doors off the globalist sanctum:

Hillary Clinton.
John Podesta.
Jeffrey Epstein.

He alleged that Epstein’s island wasn’t just a den of abuse, but a filmed blackmail hub backed by intelligence networks.

He stated clearly: child trafficking is not incidental. It is ritual. It is protected. It is profitable.

And worst of all? The Vatican remained silent.

Not a single cardinal rose to defend him. Not one.
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IMAGINE VIGANÒ AS POPE: THE NIGHTMARE THAT TERRIFIED THE ELITE

Can you imagine it?

A pope who cleans house. A pope who refuses to kneel to Klaus Schwab, the U.N., or the puppet strings of NGOs. A pope who opens the vaults, the files, the secrets they’d rather burn than reveal.

That’s why Viganò had to go.

Because he wouldn’t be a manager. He’d be a wrecking ball with a cross.

THE HOLY WAR IS HERE — AND THE TRUTH STANDS OUTSIDE THE GATES

This isn’t about left vs. right. It’s about light vs. darkness.
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Let Rome mourn Francis. Let the press polish his legacy.

But history won’t forget the lion they exiled.

And we won’t either.

THE GATES OF HELL TREMBLE.

Tatsuya Ishida #wingnut #psycho sinfest.xyz

[From “August 8, 2026: Re-imagining Villains 239”]

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Panel 1: under the title “The Joy of Painting with Uncle Adolf”, Hitler is painting a landscape and says “Hi friends, let's paint!”
Panel 2: Hitler drops accidentally red splats on the canvas with his brush; he says “Woops, didn't mean to do that”
Panel 3: Hitler paints a Bolshevik felling on his back, as if he had been shot, and he comments “Let's just add this little guy here”
Panel 4: Hitler concludes with “Remember: there are no mistakes” and “Just happy accidents”

Vox Day #sexist #elitist #wingnut voxday.net

[From “The Birth Rate Discourse is Retarded”]

Because no one, on either side of the permissible political discourse, is willing to address the obvious:

Here’s why this topic is so difficult to talk about intelligently in public:

The biggest predictor of fertility decline appears to be the education and employment of women[…]

Notice how even those willing to address the unspeakable can’t bring themselves to admit the obvious and appeal to the anecdotal evidence of that one woman in the office with a college degree who has three kids. The correct diagnosis does provide an obvious solution, or at least, an obvious part of the solution. But when we observe that there isn’t an advanced society that isn’t actively committed to making the problem worse, then it’s readily apparent that the problem will not be solved, that indoor plumbing and other luxuries of the late 20th century will be reserved to the elite, and the problem of excessive education is a self-solving one, as anyone who has spoken to a recent female college graduate can readily attest

Progress not only isn’t inevitable, it is a self-refuting concept. And 95 percent of the human race has zero need of a college education. Hell, my biggest single regret is not dropping out of college during the winter break of my sophomore year

And for those who insist that they found one study by one female scientist that proves college-educated women are having more children than non-college educated women – and I’ll bet she only counted women who completed their degrees and not those who attended between one and seven years of college without doing so – I would merely point out that the thirteenth year of education is not the dividing line for fertility collapse anywhere on the planet

Matt Barber #homophobia #fundie web.archive.org

For one to believe that homosexual behavior, the act of sodomy in particular, follows the biological order of things, one must ignore the fact that sodomy violates natural law – you know... wrong plumbing...square hole/round peg. The whole thing really is a testament to man’s creativity. Give us something good, and we’ll bend over backwards to twist it into something else.
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As a result of the concerted effort by liberals to mask the devastating effects of the gay lifestyle, many people are shocked to learn that the average life expectancy of a homosexual male is only about 45 years old – 30 years younger than that of a heterosexual male.
One study determined that homosexual males have from between 20 to 106 sexual partners per year.
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All of these things considered, and given that the cost to treat an AIDS patient averages nearly $350,000, the homosexual lifestyle shares responsibility, by no small measure, for this Country’s skyrocketing health care costs.
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But it’s predictable – any time anyone dare expose the aforementioned truths about the homosexual lifestyle, or criticize the homosexual lobby for its radical anti-marriage, anti-family agenda, there’s an enormous backlash. It’s an age-old tactic geared toward silencing one’s critics. It consists primarily of the ad hominem attack – Homophobe! Hate-Monger! Bigot! Gay Basher! Neanderthal! – And on and on it goes. It grows old … it wears thin, but it should be taken with a grain of salt.
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However, when militant homosexual activists attempt to quell all criticism of their behavior, force society to accept that behavior, and further attempt to alter the fabric of society by changing it to correspond with their own morally relative, androgynous notion of marriage, then those same activists shouldn’t be at all surprised to discover that they’ve angered those who value the sanctity of marriage – they shouldn’t be taken aback to find that they have one hell of fight on their hands – to expect anything less would be queer indeed.

Unnamed chaplain of the 3rd Marine Infantry Parachute Regiment #wingnut thecatholicherald.com

A[…]French presidential candidate has called for the removal and imprisonment of a military chaplain[…]after a video surfaced of the priest stating that “leftists” should calm down. The chaplain, who has not been officially named, was speaking in a homily to the 3rd Marine Infantry Parachute Regiment of Carcassonne on October 7, 2025

Speaking at Carcassonne’s Saint-Michel Cathedral, the priest urged the soldiers to “have courage” and criticised the French establishment as being “incompetent”. The video appears to have been recorded clandestinely[…]
“I say this because we are with our family and no one is recording,” the priest said in the video, where he described the men and women “who died so that France would be a beautiful country, so that architects could continue to build basilicas, cathedrals, cities, fortified castles"

“And instead of putting knights, we put incompetents. We put people who eat seed, people who lecture everyone, ideologues"[…]
"I encourage you, my dear friends, to continue to fight, to continue to have the courage of your convictions, as I am trying to do at this Mass," he added. "It's up to you to say: 'Calm down leftists, shhh, breathe through your nose!'”

He encouraged those present to “Keep fighting. Keep having this courage. Keep having this faith. Otherwise, we will be ridiculed”

“Otherwise, this beautiful country that is France will be mocked, and others will take our place. It is the law of the strongest that will reign. And others will take the place of our values”

Franceinfo reported that the Ministry of the Armed Forces considered the remarks to have been “inappropriate”, stating that there were “obligations of reserve and political neutrality imposed on all members of the institution, including military chaplains"

The publication stated that the priest had apologised publicly at the end of his homily and at the end of the Mass, as well as “in writing to the elected officials who had shown their disapproval”

Jack Brewer #fundie #homophobia #transphobia #racist newsmax.com

In Roger Goodell's NFL, Don't Glorify God
In week one of this NFL season, Arizona Cardinals cornerback Kei'Trel Clark took the field with three words on his eye tape, "Glory Be 2 God."
The league's response was swift. Clark was fined more than $6,000, and in its letter the NFL confirmed that players may only display messages the league has approved.
Read that again.
In today's NFL, giving glory to God is a uniform violation. If the message was an NFL approved slogan like "Black Lives Matter, or the "NFL Is Gay," there would be no violation.
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This league stencils its chosen slogans in bold letters in the end zones and on the field of play. It has endorsed messages promoting a gay lifestyle, transgenderism and DEI.
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God has been removed from many of our homes, our schools, and our businesses — one policy and one fine at a time, always by people insisting it is nothing personal.
We cannot allow our Lord and Savior to be removed from our most violent and dangerous sports, the very arenas where young men need Him most.

Anon #crackpot #homophobia womad.life

People mistake dopamine responses for love and willingly submit themselves to relationships. Humans are not meant to belong to one another, yet romance normalizes possession: “You’re mine, so you can’t dress like that,” “You’re mine, so you can’t see other people.”

Romance is an incredibly efficient control mechanism.

In the end, concepts like “romance” and “attraction” exist to sustain heterosexual reproduction. But there are always outliers. Some people project that conditioning beyond its intended target—that’s what we call homosexuality or bisexuality. It’s still rooted in the same overexposure to romantic and sexual conditioning.

From that perspective, homosexuality can be interpreted as a byproduct of excess conditioning. It may be preferable to heterosexual attraction within the system, but that’s still within the system. In a truly normalized state—what I’m calling a post-sex society—no one would feel sexual attraction at all. Romance only exists to preserve reproduction, and once reproduction is no longer necessary, attraction itself becomes irrelevant.

Lesbian relationships, in that sense, are simply relationships between people shaped by similar conditions. They may reduce harm, because both parties understand vulnerability, but they don’t fundamentally change the structure. Dressing it up as love doesn’t change the outcome.

Ultimately, real freedom comes from facing reality directly, not escaping into emotional illusions.

A post-sex world isn’t hypothetical—it’s inevitable.

In the end, we’ll find peace.

Abby Trivett/Jonathan Cahn #fundie #magick #conspiracy mycharisma.com

The bizarre story of American Airlines Flight 618 just took another turn.

After revealing that he was the mystery passenger attacked during the now-viral flight, Jonathan Cahn is going deeper into what he believes was happening behind the scenes, and the details he has uncovered are difficult to ignore.

Cahn says the violent confrontation aboard the flight was not merely a strange midair incident. He believes it carried the fingerprints of spiritual warfare, particularly because of a series of eerie parallels between what happened to him and events he had already written into The Altar of Pergamon.


“What happened was demonic,” Cahn said.

He explained that the characters in The Altar of Pergamon travel around the world, uncovering spiritual mysteries. Along the way, they encounter people who initially appear friendly, only for those encounters to suddenly turn dark and threatening.

That bears an uncanny resemblance to what Cahn says happened aboard Flight 618.

According to Cahn, his interaction with the man began as a normal, friendly conversation. Then something shifted. The conversation turned dark, the man’s behavior became hostile, and eventually the encounter erupted into violence.

“What happened on the plane is a replaying of what I wrote in the book,” Cahn said.

He pointed out that the characters in The Altar of Pergamon similarly attempt to safeguard laptops containing information connected to the mystery they are uncovering. On the plane, Cahn says the tensions hit an enormous peak as the man sitting next to him lunged after the computer, which acted as another detail that eerily echoes the story he had already written.
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The incident gave Cahn a platform to speak about God and spiritual warfare through mainstream media attention he otherwise might never have received. What appeared designed to silence the message, he argues, instead magnified it.

“In the end,” Cahn said, “the light will always overcome the darkness and the good will always overcome the evil.”