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xInternetDogx #ableist #psycho twitter.com

Choke on shit you autistic fucking cheaters

Elite Smash in VA is rampant with you fucking spergs.
Absolutely shameless- Get a fucking life,
Saw today you losers released another version. I thought
it had gotten even worse and now I know why.
Nah. You're done. I can't enjoy Smash anymore without
half of the people using this shit. It’s pathetic.
Anywhere I can snitch on you. I will. I am going to print
out whatever personal information I can find on you losers
and mail it to fucking Nintendo's legal team. En masse. I
will bulk mail the same incriminating into to them,
I don't care how long it takes- The satisfaction of seeing
PenguinzO yap about Nintendo railing you. Oh mam
Seeing your fat ugly Reddit mod faces frowning in a mug
shot right before you get bent over in jail. It is going to
keep me going, I won't stop,
Not even cleleting this shit will make me stop. I am
hunting you stupid fucking autistic smelly virgins down.

educationhero #sexist #wingnut datasecretslox.com

At the minimum, [to fix the sexual revolution’s problems], the state can take its thumb off the scale. Some (general) ideas to consider:

1. State backs the authority of husbands and fathers instead of criminalizing it.
2. State reforms divorce and child support laws.
3. State deems marriage the only valid and also unimpeachable proof of sexual consent.
4. Scale back the welfare state.
5. State-backed education stops treating boys as defective girls (or worse).
6. State-backed education stops incentivizing useless post-secondary education.
7. State stops engaging in sexual affirmative action across education and work.
8. State stops using sexually disparate outcomes to punish employers.
9. State stops crushing public dissent against pretty lies about the nature of gender roles and the mating dance.
10. State religion drops its hostility towards marriage and incentivizes men (through status) to behave as good fathers.

Ben Wehrman #wingnut #racist #conspiracy twitter.com

"There is so much evidence of the holocaust!" The evidence: 1) Schindler's List and other WW2 movies (made by Hollywood, i.e. Jews) 2) High school history textbooks (written by Ghislaine Maxwell's dad, a Jew) 3) Stories from Germans that were brutally tortured until "confessing" what the Jews wanted 4) Stories from Jewish labor camp survivors who get free reparations money forever for simply saying the thing 5) Historians who understand that if they speak a single word against the official narrative, they get their life ruined, career destroyed, death threats to themselves and their families for the rest of their lives, and thrown in jail (all of these did happen to the few historians who DID speak out against the clear inconsistencies in the story...) How trustworthy is all of this "evidence", really?

various commenters #wingnut #transphobia gab.com

( @PadraigMartin )
I sincerely believe that the parents who "affirm" transgenderism in their children are engaged in child sexual abuse. I also believe all who commit child sex abuse should be executed.

( @PearlsAndAmmo )
@PadraigMartin Or Munchausen’s by proxy. Either way it’s child abuse and exploitation deserving of the most severe punishment available.

( @IrishOracle )
@PadraigMartin Pedophilia is strongly connected with the trans movement, it's a pedophile sex cult.

( @muskatnussherrmuller )
@PadraigMartin A lot of cases of boys going trans after their mothers divorce their fathers. I'm implying something very dark.

( @FuriousYT )
@PadraigMartin There are no "trans" people- only victims of childhood sexual abuse unsuccessfully trying to deal with their trauma.

NewAlbion #wingnut #racist forum.nationstates.net

So you think Britain should have let the Nazis kill all the Jews, then? And try to invade Britain?

Yes. Not our problem. Germany wanted an alliance with Britain; an invasion was not going to happen if we had appropriate peace talks. Germany sent many peace proposals when it looked dire for Britain, yet Churchill wanted to send more and more to the meat grinder.
I am the least imperialist-minded person here, it seems.
Human nature fits into the mindset of loving your own people.

Pluverapickles #psycho #sexist tumblr.com

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Afk gonna be creating scenarios of my dictatorship misandrist imperial world
Ugh I can't decide whether I want them to be in white burqas to strip them of their humanity and also hypersexualise every inch of their body or make them wear skimpy little pieces for adolescent and child females to lift up. Cuz the little girls, in their cool, sauve practical outfits all push the boy in a white, frilly apron dress to the wall and lift up his skirt. He feels humiliated and cries, while the girls all point n laugh and take a good long eyeful. And then he runs home with tears in his eyes, and tells his mother (me).
I'm furious, as my son has just been defiled (property damage), I ask him what the hell he was doing hanging out with a bunch of girls, that he should have known this would happen. I BEAT THE ABSOLUTE SHIT OUT OF THAT LITTLE SCROTE and lock him in his room for the rest of the day, no supper for him 😂👏 then I get mad at
the girls aswell of course for
damaging my property

This is what you'll be wearing, since you think your cum is so fucking important, be ready to have the colour white be shoved down your throat for the rest of your life

"Mama why can't I wear
different colours like my
siblings??"

"Because white is the utmost
purity, and the colour of your
little seed 🥺, you have to
cover yourself or you'll attract flies"

Wisam Haddad, Wassim Fayad and five unnamed Sydney teenagers #fundie #homophobia #psycho abc.net.au

James*, 16, screams as a pack of black-clad teenagers drag him to the ground and stomp on his head while an attacker films on his phone in Sydney's Strathfield Park

In another video, the gang forces a different 16-year-old into a toilet block and repeatedly punches him while calling him a "f*****" and a "kafir", or nonbeliever. Blood runs down his face as he begs, "I'll do anything"

A third clip shows a boy in a cropped top lying silent on the grass, his hands shielding his face as he is repeatedly stomped on and called a "gay dog", while one attacker shouts "Dawlatul Islam" — Arabic for Islamic State (IS)

"I'll f***ing shoot you, you little dog," one attacker says, before the victim finally emits a single high-pitched cry, and the video cuts out

The footage is among recordings played in Sydney courts or circulated in chat groups, and obtained by ABC Investigations from court files, victims and members of the public

It documents a surge of violence against gay and bisexual young people in Sydney at the hands of a resurgent IS terrorist network in the two years before the Bondi attack

A two-year ABC investigation into the reawakening of IS can reveal the attackers in the videos were linked to the same terrorist network as Naveed and Sajid Akram, the father and son responsible for the Hanukkah massacre that killed 15 people at Bondi Beach in December[…]
Five teenagers have so far been convicted over the bashings

Several of them congregated around a radical Bankstown prayer hall, Al Madina Dawah Centre, which was ordered to close after the Bondi shooting

Police evidence connected members of the group to two of Australia's most influential pro-IS figures: spiritual leader Wisam Haddad and alleged youth recruiter Wassim Fayad

Tatsuya Ishida #racist #dunning-kruger sinfest.xyz

[From “January 30, 2026: Re-imagining Villains 49”]

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Panel 1: a 1930s style city is depicted with the legend “Dantzig”; the story takes place in 1939
Panel 2: three teenagers dressed as droogs and holding canes are loitering in the streer
Panrl 3: three flyers can be read: “Kill Germans”, “Rape Germans”, and “Germans aren't human”
Panel 4: the three men, dressed as Clockwork Orange protagonists and wearing [y]peyotl. Their leader says “It's go time, boys”

John Moore #transphobia #fundie pittparents.com

Then the wooden stake through our hearts: Our daughter posted a photo of our femmed-up son, sitting next to granddaughter on social media, tagged with #auntie #nontraditional. My God, she did it. She corrupted our granddaughter with the transgenderist lie and marketed the venality online. Vice signaling.

God forgive them, for they know not what they do.

[...]

There is also hope. There are many ways God can intervene and heal this misery: The direct approach in which our son and daughter see the Guiding Light. Better yet, a massive exorcism of the entire transgenderist cult. Maybe the most realistic hope is that de-transitioning will gain serious traction and become the Current Thing. If this starts trending on that odious Instagram, perchance reality can reach our daughter’s heart and she will use her influence to bring our son home and allow our granddaughter back in our lives.

various commenters #wingnut #transphobia gab.com

( @420elder )
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spoilerTHERE ARE Two GENDERS.
One goes to a gynecologist.
The other goes to a urologist.
All the others
go to a psychiatrist.

( @rob_colbert )
@420elder we absolutely have to normalize this. Asking doesn't work, we have to put them back in the closet.

( @MountainWesterly )
@420elder “Gender” is a made up bit of kike nonsense from kike “researcher” John Money. Feel free to search up what that evil kike did to innocent White children.

( @Ryleegirl23 )
@420elder you wish…..we’d have far fewer Christian churches shot up by psychotic tranny Leftists….

John Moore #fundie #homophobia johnmoore4.substack.com

We should consider the probability that Saint Patrick drove the unrepentant sodomites off the island. It is such a disgusting practice and so offensive to the sensibilities of the day that they used the word “snakes” to be polite. (an insight from a Traditional Catholic blogger)

More proof of this probability is that today’s degenerates and their instigators are obsessed with interloping at Saint Patrick’s Day parades worldwide. With all kinds of other parades occurring, they choose this one. Being possessed by demons, they do the demons’ bidding.

Also consider that the traffickers who kidnapped St. Patrick sought out young boys certainly not just for their shepherding skills. The Irelanders of those days practiced Druidism, and pederasty was a solemn practice in that pagan religion since the times before Christ.

Most likely, Saint Patrick resisted the pedos and received harsh duty for it. God spared him from death.

John Moore #transphobia johnmoore4.substack.com

I cry anywhere I can be alone or where no one can see me, and in places where I never cried before. When I weed our vegetable garden in the warm sun, I think of how much Ricky might love a slice of this juicy watermelon we are growing. And I weep. As I keep my hands busy building things around the house, I pause between power drill spins to sob. When I go out for my jog, I occasionally choke up between breaths. On breaks while working, I stand, stretch and snivel. On long trips, while I drive and my wife dozes off, I tear up.

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No more. That was 28 years ago. True, children outgrow those playful antics between their parents. But it is because they enter adulthood and understand that such are pleasant memories of bygone days. But that is not Ricky’s mindset. He has openly and publicly disowned us as parents in favor of membership in the trans cult. He renders absolute obedience to all of the cult’s dictates which include alienation and spite of “non supporting” parents. This cult has appropriated not only Ricky from us, but also the full love and affection of one of his older sisters and our beloved grandchild.

Kevin Trudeau #magick #crackpot #mammon amazon.com

From #1 NY Times Bestselling Author…

Your Wish is Your Command reveals the missing key to the famous “Law of Attraction.”

Your Wish is Your Command contains the blueprint to getting BIG and REAL results in your life faster and easier than ever before. Money, love, luck, health, and inner peace.

Your Wish is Your Command is not theory. It is not based on other success books. It is not based on “research." It does not contain difficult “habit-changing” programs, “affirmation” lists, or an expose on why you need to change your beliefs. It’s not a motivational book with sound good “hacks” with no lasting effect.

You’ve probably tried some or all of these "systems."

Your Wish is Your Command contains the “Wealth Algorithm” that was taught to the author at a young age. The author did not make this up. Through a series of strange “coincidences” he was taught it from multiple billionaires, world leaders, and royal families. He applied what he learned and went from small middle class beginnings to generating billions in sales without college or connections.

He was told he had the only “success system that never fails” in his hands, and not to reveal it to anyone.

Kevin Trudeau broke the mold and decided that everyone deserves to learn what he did, and thus Your Wish is Your Command was born. Kevin believes that everyone has the potential to create the life of their dreams and simply needs the right information to unlock that potential.

Much of the information in Your Wish is Your Command is not available to the public.

After reading this book, you will learn exactly how to:

Make more money faster and easier than ever before
Create the romantic relationship of your dreams, married or single
Create luck
Feel inner joy regardless of your external conditions
Have power and control over your life and virtually other people
Call forth your very own “personal genie” who will grant you your every wish
<Hardcover $39.99>

Various South Carolina right-wingers #wingnut #fundie #homophobia #transphobia #biphobia wistv.com

Multiple groups held a press conference at the South Carolina State House on Wednesday to urge senators to vote for the Parental Bill of Rights.

[…]Rights that would be granted to parents in the proposed bill include:

-Directing a child’s upbringing

-Directing a child’s moral and religious training

-Making and consenting to all physical and mental healthcare decisions for the child

[…]-Procedures requiring a five-day notice to receive consent from a parent before their child receives instruction concerning gender roles, stereotypes, identity, expression or sexual orientation.

-Allowing parents to withdraw their child from any instruction or presentation that they believe is harmful, including those that conflict with their beliefs and/or practices concerning sex, morality or religion.

[…]Supporters of the bill said that its creation was years in the making and involved members of the South Carolina Federation of Republican Women, the South Carolina Catholic Conference, the South Carolina Southern Baptist Convention, Palmetto Promise, Palmetto Family and Moms for Liberty.

Unnamed US military officers #fundie #psycho middleeasteye.net

The Military Religious Freedom Foundation (MRFF)[…]told Middle East Eye on Tuesday that it had received more than 200[…]complaints from personnel serving in the army, navy, air force, marine corps, and space force.

The complaints received by the MRFF, first reported by journalist Jonathan Larsen, have come from more than 40 units and span at least 30 military installations[…]
One combat unit commander told non-commissioned officers (NCOs) at a briefing on Monday that the Israeli-US attacks on Iran are part of God’s "plan" and that US President Donald Trump was “anointed by Jesus to light the signal fire in Iran to cause Armageddon and mark his return to Earth”.

A US NCO who wrote to the MRFF said their commander had told them the war with Iran was “all part of God’s divine plan”. The commander referred repeatedly to the Bible’s Book of Revelation and to Armageddon, the story about the battle between good and evil[…]
The commander is quoted by the NCO as saying: “President Trump has been anointed by Jesus to light the signal fire in Iran to cause Armageddon and mark his return to Earth”

“He had a big grin on his face when he said all of this, which made his message seem even more crazy,” the NCO wrote in his complaint. “Our commander would probably be described as a ‘Christian First’ supporter. He has been this way for a very long time and makes it clear that he desires all of us under him to become just like him as a Christian”

The Pentagon did not respond to MEE's request for comment at the time of publication[…]
Weinstein said that MRFF received similar complaints about fundamentalist Christian, end-of-the-world theology in the wake of the Hamas-led attack on southern Israel on 7 October 2023

Back then, the organisation reported a complaint about an air force commander who said at a briefing that the “war between Israel and Hamas has all been foretold by the Book of Revelation in the Gospel of Jesus Christ and no one can do anything about that”

Joachim Hagopian #crackpot #ufo #magick #racist #conspiracy jameshfetzer.org

In Book 1, Chapter 2 of my 5-volume series of Pedophilia & Empire: Satan, Sodomy and the Deep State, I present a case that the original earth colonizers, the Anunnaki ET race, that arrived on earth near a quarter million millennia ago, as bluebloods have largely retained their own DNA to keep it intact as controllers of our planet to this very day.

The second half of this article demonstrates how recent bombshell revelations emanating from the Justice Department’s January 30th release of 3 million Epstein files, graphically exposes the warped and degenerate Epstein class of elites still dominantly in control of Israel, the US and West in general. I make the case that today we can readily recognize the catastrophic endgame played out when the same psychopathic, warlike, highly deviant Anunnaki hybrid descendants still remain in charge. This point is driven home by how the Satanic elites so intimately embraced one of their own in America’s most disgraceful, most infamous pedophile in US history Jeffrey Epstein. Epstein and the current generation of Anunnaki Satanists’ heinous crimes are currently being exposed like never before, and consequently this deranged, desperado death cult is hell bent on carrying out their depopulation agenda to purge the planet of the human race in favor of their AI robotics centralized one world techno-totalitarian dictatorship. This is what humanity is up against to defeat if our species is to survive what’s coming.
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As an independent journalist, I’ve been exposing the Khazarian mafia’s crime syndicate for over a dozen years. Blatant facts from history are graphically displayed through today’s current events, proving beyond any question that what I’ve been writing about has been confirmed to be truer today than ever before. It’s finally time that we collectively realize that ever since ancient times, an oligarchic network of Satanic elites has been running our planet for millennia.

Fritz Berggren #conspiracy #racist #fundie #homophobia #transphobia bloodandfaith.com

[From “Christian Revolution 2026”]

We do not have a democracy
We do not have a “Constitutional Republic.”
We are ruled by a cabal for baby-eating child rapists

Time for Revolution
Abolish all debt and usury
Jews must leave our Christian lands
Cut all diplomatic relations with “Israel.”

Send out kill/capture teams to everyone on Epstein’s list

The Ten Commandments now supercede even the U.S. Constitution
Christ is King in law, regulation, politics, education and public life
His Word is Law

Homosexuality and Tranny-ism are illegal and capital crimes again
Abortion is illegal
Suspend 100% of all immigration
Kick out ALL illegal immigrants
Abolish “birthright” citizenship

North America is for the White Race
Anyone, especially the Jews, who hate the White race must leave

Fritz Berggren, PhD
Colorado
18 February 2026 A.D.

Jim #sexist #transphobia blog.reaction.la

[From “The girls are not OK”]

As our state religion goes lefter and lefter, indoctrination in the schools has become ever more extreme, intense and deranged

The boys are rebelling against maniacal hatred, demonization, and systematic heavy handed discrimination against males, but the girls are sucking it up

And in consequence, going every more evil and insane, ever more sad, crazy, and depressed. And every less likely to have sex, let alone love and romance, and most of all, ever less likely to ever have children

The red pill is an effort to teach men to understand women. But today’s women understand themselves even less

At puberty, girls experience a sudden and extraordinary shock. They become sexually desirable and desired. This is genuinely terrifying, and they have no idea how to handle it[…]and tend to respond in ways that become every crazier and self destructive[…]
Of course women want to be desired, and they especially want to be desired by scary dangerous men. They want to be scared. But they don’t understand that they want this[…]They are very vigorously taught that it is bad, wicked and oppressive, that men are scaring them[…]
Used to be there were social rules[…]and women were firmly steered towards paths for dealing with it[…]
Girls should not be in coed education when they suddenly and shockingly start to get hot. They are not mentally equipped to handle it — not at any age, but even less at that age

Just as the cafeteria diet, the 24/7 availability of tasty snacks, makes them morbidly obese, the ready availability of the dreaded and desired male gaze makes them whores, resulting in hoeflation

Within the official Sex-Positivity doctrine, the constraints that steered girls towards appropriate relationships with men are seen as old-fashioned and oppressive[…]
Men suffer hoeflation, women find that performing sexiness merely degrades them. Gender dysphoria is one of many self destructive female responses to the male gaze

Mart & Tarkiness #wingnut twitter.com

> I want Red Dead Redemption 2 to be good, but it's not. I wanted to play as a Byronic, beyond good and evil outlaw, but the cinematic and narrative restrictions are too great. You are forced to play as an Obama voter dressed as a cowboy no matter what.

> This is how Hollywood and the gaming industry try to get you. This is what they do: they create a story you love, perhaps in a setting that appeals to Whites, e.g., the Wild West, midevil times, etc., then they fill it with propaganda and hope that the association will keep you bound to your seat and allow the programming to take hold.

Thin_Competition_398 #fundie #homophobia #transphobia reddit.com

(submitter’s note: About an AI-generated song called “We Are Charlie Kirk.” The comment was automatically removed by Reddit, but was retrieved via a tool called Arctic Shift.)

RainbowSupernova8196: Charlie looks up from hell with a smile on his face.

Thin_Competition_398: Shove your 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Rainbows up your 🫏!!! Pathetic Satanic pos 👿! Total waist of air you are.

Wayne Allyn Root #conspiracy #wingnut facebook.com

Did you See Obama's speech at the great extortionist/fraud/thief Jesse Jackson's funeral? Obama was as angry as Biden in his infamous speech when he called us all "domestic terrorists." Makes me think Obama wrote Biden's angry speech. Why is Obama so mad? Because he's worth $100 million- without working, without ever earning a penny of it? Because his linebacker wife won't speak to him anymore? Because his own 2 daughters despise him? Because he no longer has power to destroy USA?

Khalid Turaani #conspiracy #racist jewishchronicle.timesofisrael.com

The Anti-Defamation League said that it was “appalled” after Khalid Turaani, Ohio region executive director of the Council on American–Islamic Relations, said before the Ohio state Senate that Israel operates the “largest human skin bank in the world.”

“Where do you think they got all this skin from,” he said. “They have more human skin than China and India. They are literally skinning the dead bodies of my brothers and sisters in Palestine. That is where they are getting the human skin from.”

“If I call them ‘Nazis,’ your law is going to punish me,” he told the state Senate, which was discussing SB 87, a bill that seeks to codify the International Holocaust Remembrance Alliance’s widely used working definition of Jew-hatred.

The ADL said that it is “appalled that the CAIR-Ohio executive director falsely accused Israel of skinning Palestinians before the Ohio State Senate.”

“The antisemitic organ harvesting myth plays on the blood libel trope, which has spurred the torture, murder and expulsion of Jews for centuries,” the ADL said. “It continues to fuel violence against Jewish communities today. Such hateful, utterly false rhetoric has no place in our state Capitol.”

The Biden administration initially included CAIR, which blamed Israel for being attacked on Oct. 7 shortly after the Hamas-led terror attacks, in its national strategy to fight Jew-hatred but subsequently removed it.

Texas has designated CAIR as a terror organization, and some members of Congress are asking the IRS to investigate its tax-exempt status.

Michael Baxter #crackpot #wingnut #conspiracy realrawnews.com

The real President Trump is a patriot who reveres the military and would never disrespect fallen warriors by wearing a ballcap to a solemn transfer ceremony, a White Hat source said of POTUS’ fashion faux pas at Dover Air Force Base Saturday afternoon. The source, a career officer with the 82nd Airborne Division, believes that the actual President Trump has been kidnapped or killed and that Deep State-engineered body doubles or clones are being deployed by malign actors to tarnish Trump’s legacy.
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Our source represents a growing contingent of White Hats who cite “inexplicable irregularities” as reasons for suspecting that the Deep State has either compromised or replaced the president.

“He’s attended countless memorials, Gold Star family events, and veteran rallies without ever donning casual headwear. To wear a baseball cap at such a sacred moment? That’s not just poor taste; it’s a deliberate denigration of the dead. The deep state is mocking us, using a clone or actor to erode Trump’s image as the ultimate defender of American values.”

And, as reported previously, some White Hats are miffed at Trump’s sudden transformation from a president of peace—no more foreign wars!—to a shameless regime toppler.

“Venezuela, Iran, talk of Cuba? Canada? Greenland? Who’s next? Even if he’s talking smack, this isn’t the Trump we know. He’s changed radically, and you’ve got to be blind not to see it,” our source said.
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Clarifying that he speaks for only a minority of White Hats, he emphasized that those subscribing to the imposter theory see smoking guns everywhere: anomalous bruises (a sign of a clone nearing the end of its lifespan) appearing on Trump’s hands and neck; meandering speeches that aimlessly stray from one topic to another; his apparent adulation for New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani; his capitulation to Isreael; and his insistance that he alone has the authority to define MAGA.

“Some of us—we don’t know whose orders we’re following anymore,” he said.

Rob Pue #fundie #sexist #homophobia #transphobia #conspiracy newswithviews.com

I don’t claim to be an expert on demonology, but there are some basic things we should all acknowledge, understand and know. First, demons are real. They’re fallen angels who chose to follow Satan and were cast out of heaven. This is no myth. This is a fact. They’re spiritual beings and because they know their ultimate end will be the lake of fire, and there’s no redemption possible for them, they hate God and they hate human beings, His image-bearers. They loathe and despise our very souls, and will stop at nothing to bring about as much confusion, corruption and ultimately, as much death as possible.
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I also know others who collect statues and figurines of “angels.” In every case, angels are depicted as feminine. I challenge you to find a statue or figurine of an angel that’s masculine. They don’t exist. In Scripture, angels are warriors; when they appear to human beings, they appear as men. Why, then, has modern culture feminized God’s holy angels to the point where even Christians simply assume they’re all soft, loving, nurturing women? Probably the same reason modern “Churchianity” has emasculated Jesus.
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Friends, homosexuality and transgenderism are just two forms of demonic oppression, which cause extreme mental illness, violence and rage. It’s not normal and no one should be accepting it as “normal” or playing along with this insanity. Satan wants to inflict irreparable harm and death on the most vulnerable among us. Those caught in the trap are victims, and these victims create more victims. Are they beyond the reach of God’s salvation? Not if we have the courage to speak the truth and snatch them out of the devil’s claws. But if we continue to play the games our government and media play, if we continue to kowtow to their delusional demands, fearful of offending them or being “politically incorrect” and refuse to call a man a man, the blood of these victims — and their victims — will be on our hands.

Prolotario #crackpot #racist #fundie #conspiracy twitter.com

David, your claim that archaeology "proves" modern Israel is the exact biblical one is a pathetic regurgitation of establishment lies, ignoring how sites like Jericho and Megiddo have been manipulated with selective digs and fabricated timelines to prop up a 1948 political construct that doesn't match scripture's vast tribal territories.

Flavius Josephus described a Judea confined to a sliver of land under Roman thumb, not the expansive covenant inheritance spanning rivers and seas your reliance on him exposes your ignorance, as his accounts detail Roman-engineered boundaries that modern borders ape for geopolitical convenience, not divine accuracy.

The ten lost tribes' migration to the Americas isn't "Mormon fancifulness" to credit Joseph Smith; it's rooted in Assyrian exile records from 722 BCE, with genetic markers tracing Ephraim and Manasseh lines through Celtic and Anglo-Saxon paths to colonial founders, far predating Smith's era and shattering your dismissive drivel.

If modern Israel was truly biblical, they wouldn't enforce DNA testing bans since 2013 under health ministry edicts, blocking ancestry kits to hide the Khazarian Ashkenazi conversions from the 8th century that dominate the population your "archaeology alone proves it" crumbles under genetic studies showing minimal Semitic ties, with Y-chromosome data linking more to Turkic origins than ancient Hebrews.

Neo-Grendizer #dunning-kruger deviantart.com

I'm sorry, are there proper channels to declare a war? Is there some sacred parchment that must be signed, in blood, that must be honored? If you're referring to Congress, Bush Jr and Obama circumvented that during their campaigns in the Middle East, and nothing happened to them, aside from people "very strongly" disagreeing with them, so your proclamation might as well be moot.

"Killing children". Ah yes, the school full of girls. First off, Iran is still an Islamic nation, albeit by proxy, and as such has certain rules and laws about this, one of the verses from the Quran being:

"Fear Allah regarding women. Verily you have married them with the trust of Allah, and made their bodies lawful with the word of Allah. You have got (rights) over them, and they have got (rights) over you in respect of their food and clothing according to your means."

-Ṣaḥīḥ Muslim 1218

So I'm a little bit skeptical that a fundamentalist-religion driven state like Iran has many all-girls schools in it, and even then we managed to hit it, right in front of everyone? At best, it was an accident. At worst, the Iranian regime did it themselves to smear the US and Israelis, which given the goings-on in Gaza is not far from the truth.

And, of course, what Leftoid rant would be complete without "Muh Epstein Phyles, Bruh". The files are out now, but that will never be fucking good enough for you assholes, no matter how many times you're proven fucking wrong, your TDS actively prevents you from taking your fucking "L" and compels you to throw a shit-stained tantrum.

Then again, what the fuck would I expect from a butt monkey like you?

Moria Reward

Good start, needs more Balrog

mylunchbreak #crackpot #ufo #magick #conspiracy truthmafia.com

Foreign. Why would a mountain on the border between Germany and Austria be off limits to the public? If it were just a hill, why would there be an extensive cave system that is home to over 400 known caves reaching depths of 1148 meters? That was all just discovered in 1996. Old World dwarfs inside of a mountain. Are you ready? Who built the caves? Were these caves naturally forming? Of course not. And we know this because we are told that the Nazi regime constructed an elaborate network of tunnels and bunkers inside this mountain. Now I’m going to ask you, did they build them or did they find them where? The tunnels were designed with high domed roofs, wide floors, and there were valuables found inside.

Where only two entrances to the tunnels have been unsealed and open to the public today. They’re still using this place today and we all know it. What was found inside this mountain? And we found multiple mountains at this point all over the world that have massive cities, they have buildings, and now we find domed roofs inside of a mountain. I told you we were just getting started. Anything and everything needs to be on the table at this point. There are legends of Emperor Charlemagne sleeping within the mountain, cared for by dwarf like creatures.
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Who is still living inside these mountain complexes? Who’s in there? Is it just the military or is there something much more going on inside? The legend may be more real than what we realize, telling us that there are small, powerful and otherworldly beings said to live deep inside the mountain.

Pale skinned, wearing robes or cloaks, and possessing knowledge of time healing and energy manipulation. This is everything that we’ve discussed on this channel, especially in the cathedrals. Is the previous civilization still here? Where Charlemagne, who supposedly sleeps inside the mountain until the final battle comes, could still be in there. And I’m not in the business of dismissing things without looking into it.

Tatsuya Ishida #conspiracy #dunning-kruger #pratt sinfest.xyz

[From “January 27, 2026: Re-imagining Villains 46”]

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Panel 1: Rothschild is speaking to Roosevelt, Churchill and Stalin in videoconferencing to say “We need Germany to strike first” and “They must be seen as the aggressor”
Panel 2: FDR appears while a voice-over says “Operation provoke”
Panel 3: FDR flies on his wheelchair to met Hitler
Panel 4: FDR points his finger to Hitler while twice saying “I'm not touching you”

Nick Fuentes #wingnut #psycho mediamatters.org

Here's my end game. I'm thinking long-term. I don't care who wins the next election, the next cycle. I just want people to wake up. I want people to wake up. I want people to get involved. And I want some kind of political outfit to be created that will eventually take over this country and then run it like a dictatorship and fix it. That's the only solution.
[…]
He is sitting on the edge of it, threatening Rome, daring everybody to attack, daring everybody to get mad. He'll never cross that line. Over and over it's happened. How many wasted opportunities? The COVID pandemic, the BLM riots, the stolen election, this.

And has he ever used that as his Reichstag fire? Has he ever used it to actually expand or institutionalize his political power? No, no.

various commenters #wingnut #homophobia #racist gab.com

( @PNN2 )
They were burning gay pride parades.
They were burning the ability for homosexual “couples,” to adopt children.
They were burning drag queen story hour.
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spoilerWhen German students burned books in 1933, they were burning
books of Jewish pornography, Jewish degeneracy and anti-German
literature written by subversive communist Jews. And the book
burnings weren't directed by German authorities. It was a
spontaneous act by students who were sick of Jewish filth.

( @MountainWesterly )
@PNN2
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spoiler"My spirit
will rise
from the
grave, and
the whole
world will
know that I
was right."
Adolf Hitler.
April 1945.

( @CitizenOfEternity )
@PNN2 They taught us the Germans were stifling free speech. And I believed them. I'll never forget or forgive that. Thanks dept of education, Zionist jew bastards.

( @luvmnger )
@PNN2 Adolph Hitler was the last national unifier of White people to fight the Satanic agenda.
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spoilerOH VEY, MY PRICELESS CHILD PORN COLLECTION...
YOU STUPID GOYM OWE ME 6 MILLION SHEKELS!

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spoilerIt was a pioneering trans library
until the Nazis burned it

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spoilertfw you burn someone's gay porn stash and
they're still crying about it a century later

Darrel Elvis Hill #fundie #crackpot #racist facebook.com

ISRAEL HAS BEEN PRACTICING THE KABBALAH / TALMUD RELIGION SINCE EGYPT - YOU NEVER EVER EVER CONVERTED TO THE RELIGION THAT GOD GAVE TO MOSES - NEVER - EVEN TO THIS DAY YOU STILL REFUSE TO PRACTICE THE RELIGION THAT GOD GAVE TO MOSES - YOU THREW AWAY YOUR TANAKH AND ONLY STUDY YOUR TALMUD NOW - YOU REJECTED GOD IN 1 SAMUEL 8 - AND ISRAEL REJECTED GOD'S HOLY SPIRIT IN EZEKIEL CHAPTERS 8 TO 11 - THE HOLY SPIRIT WAS FORCED TO LEAVE ISRAEL AND THE TEMPLE - THEN IN THE 2ND TEMPLE ISRAEL REJECTED THE MESSIAH WHO ACCORDING TO DANIEL 9:24-27 WAS GOING TO SHOW UP BETWEEN 56 BC AND 70 AD BEFORE THE ROMANS DESTROYED THE 2ND TEMPLE - YOU WILL WORSHIP THE FALSE MESSIAH IN THE 3RD TEMPLE - SATAN IN THE FLESH OF A MAN IS THE FALSE MESSIAH - AND THEN GOD WILL BE FORCED TO DESTROY ISRAEL / JERUSALEM / AND THE 3RD TEMPLE JUST LIKE HE WAS FORCED THE OTHER 2 TIMES - YOU ARE ALL GOING TO REPEAT HISTORY - YOU NEVER LEARN - READ EZEKIEL 8 AND 9 - GOD WILL SEAL ONLY 144,000 JEWISH CHRISTIANS IN REVELATION CHAPTER 7 AND 14:1-5 AND DESTROY THE REST IN ISRAEL WHO REJECTED THE TRUE MESSIAH AND WORSHIP THE FALSE MESSIAH - READ REVELATION CHAPTERS 7 TO 16 - IT'S ALL ABOUT THE 3RD TEMPLE AND THE FALSE MESSIAH AND THE JEWS IN ISRAEL KILLING AND BEHEADING ALL THE CHRISTIANS IN THE MIDDLE EAST AND FORCING MILLIONS OF JEWISH CHRISTIANS INTO SAUDI ARABIA TO GET AWAY FROM SATAN'S TEMPLE IN JERUSALEM - YOU ARE GOING TO REPEAT EZEKIEL CHAPTERS 8 TO 11 AND ACTS CHAPTER 7 AND AMOS CHAPTER 5 - YOU ARE GOING TO WORSHIP LUCIFER'S STAR / REMPHAN / IMAGE / SEAL OF SOLOMON / THE STAR ON YOUR FLAG - THE SEAL OF SOLOMON IS AN OCCULT SYMBOL - SOLOMON WAS INTO THE OCCULT - AND HE PUT TOGETHER THE TALMUD / KABBALAH RELIGION AS HE TURNED AGAINST GOD'S RELIGION THAT HE GAVE TO MOSES IN THE FIRST 5 BOOKS - YOU WORSHIP LUCIFER THE DEVIL TODAY AND HIS STAR IS ON YOUR FLAG - THE TRUE MESSIAH WILL RETURN AND DESTROY ISRAEL / JERUSALEM / AND THE TEMPLE - JUST LIKE THE OTHER 2 TIMES - YOU WILL NEVER EVER LEARN - WARNING TO ALL CHRISTIANS IN ISRAEL AND THE MIDDLE EAST TODAY - GET OUT NOW - MOVE TO EUROPE OR NORTH AMERICA - GET OUT OF ISRAEL NOW - THE JEWS ARE GOING TO CHOOSE THEIR FALSE MESSIAH AND UNDER THE 7 NOAHIDE LAWS THEY WILL BEHEAD YOU ALL - LEAVE NOW BEFORE THE 3RD TEMPLE COMES!!!

Jim #wingnut #conspiracy #crackpot blog.reaction.la

[From “There is always a state religion”]

There is always a state religion, always has been, always will be. Universities are seminaries of the state religion to train priests of the state religion, always have been, always will be

No man rules alone. You need a tribe, or a synthetic tribe. For a large state a natural tribe is inherently too small. A faith is a synthetic tribe. An army needs a faith, and a state needs a faith

Hence your mandatory participation in DEI religious gatherings and coerced prayers

We don’t need everyone trained in priesting, need an enforceable apprenticeship system. Most people, and especially most scientists and engineers, should not attend university in their youth. The University, by its nature, is a bad place for science and technology[…]
Next stop, tanks in Harvard

Before the War of Northern Aggression, each state of the union had its own official state religion, and the official headquarters and primary seminary of the official state religion of New England was Harvard

After the war of Northern Aggression, the United States had one officially unofficial state religion, and its officially unofficial headquarters and primary seminary was Harvard[…]
When we are in charge, the officially official religion of the United States will be something that we will call Episcopalian, and will have a live connection of faith and ever faithful laity with the Anglicanism of 1660 and the Episcopalianism of 1770, but little continuity of organisation and hierarchical personnel, and such continuity as it will have will be through GAFCON

If your state religion is incoherent, as with Communism with Chinese characteristics, or widely disbelieved by its priests, as with Sadducee Judaism in Israel[…]or Anglicanism from 1820 or so to the present, your state lacks what Putin calls spiritual security[…]
Putin built the great Cathedral to protect Russia against such enemy hostile entryists. White men are building Cathedrals again

4chan user #conspiracy #racist #homophobia boards.4chan.org

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>forces China to sell TikTok to Israel
>works with Elon Musk to sell your Twitter data to Israel
>funded by Israeli billionaire Miriam Adelson
>War with Iran
>Hosted a Gay Marriage at Mar-A-Lago
>Mail-Order Epstein wife is an outspoken pro-Abortionist
>Wants to "take the guns"
>ripped off his supporters with a Crypto rug pull
>ripped off his supporters with a $1000 signed King James Bible
>ripped off his supporters with sneakers
>housing prices still up
>grocery prices still up
>no Mass Deportations
>no Wall
>no "FISA DOCS QWWG1GWW"
>favorite pastor was a 33° Freemason
>current pastor is an insane Pentecostal woman who speaks in tongues
>Entire party is OK with you losing everything if you or your family get diagnosed with cancer someday

Radionic Tech/Dr. Thor #crackpot #magick #quack #mammon radionictech.com

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various commenters #wingnut #racist gab.com

( @StephenClayMcGehee )
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spoilerThey called us Nazis, Racists,
White Supremacists...
They kicked us out of the
military...
They tore down monuments and
trashed our traditions...
Erased our history...
Locked us down and Jabbed
us with chemicals...
They Destroyed reputations
and careers...
Now they suddenly want our.
kids to enlist?
NO THANKS!

( @Risinghammer )
@StephenClayMcGehee the kids should enlist in pro-White active clubs. Organize, train and be ready

( @Moon_Daddy )
@StephenClayMcGehee

Yes, just say 'Fuck the jew warmongers and their murderous agenda'. Myself, I would fight again..... for the USA/Republic/Constitution; but there is not even a remote chance I would lift a finger for the corrupt treasonous jew controlled federal government. The true enemy is here in the USA in Washington DC, and in Israel, and in London, and in Vatican City, the three jew controlled city states.

( @Texashillbilly )
@StephenClayMcGehee
Trump needs Goyim to die for Israel.

( @laftchgmailcom )
@StephenClayMcGehee There will be another Army coming along soon that they will want to join.

( @DonErnestoFuerte )
@StephenClayMcGehee any southerner who served in the US military is/was a traitor.

( @Little_Maggie )
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Anon #sexist #crackpot #homophobia lolcow.farm

Males are universally (and biologically) more impulsive, prone to wishful judgments, are more likely to act upon them and commit the vast majority of crime in every country for this reason. There is no way that the gender that's celebrated for its impulsivity and violence is also somehow "more rational". All males are already crying faggots because you provide them with care and live at the mercy of their feelings. Males who are physically weaker than women are still as violent as other males, so it's not an issue of body size and opportunity. In the end, the only thing about "socialization" that is constant is that you get all the responsibility, and they get all the power. The school system meme is a boymom and failson delusion that doesn't even need any credible studies - today's mode of learning is objectively more forgiving towards "kinetic learners", "delayed maturity" and other unhinged retardation. In the glorious boys' gymnasiums of the past, boys were beaten and raised in a semi-military hierarchy. Male children perform better in coed environments, while female children perform better in single sex ones, which again suggests that male presence is an unnecessary stressor for girls, likely because males exploit female prosocial tendencies and subconsciously solicit babysitting from them. At this point I should expand on the topic of why gender is already abolished for men, but this post is plenty long.

Tl;dr: do you see how it's not biological essentialism that's the problem, but how it's interpreted and perceived?