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Agent 777 #homophobia #fundie #conspiracy barnhardt.biz

[From “Mailbag: How to size up any churchman”]

Dear Ann,

I have completed my first mission for the Barnhardt Remnant Forces[…]
When Bishop X visited my parish back in 2024, I asked for your guidance[…]
Say in your sweetest tone, “Your Excellency, would you mind saying a Hail Mary with me and our youth group for the purging of the scourge of sodomy from within the Church?”[…]
And he walked away![…]
Today I am in (X city). My friend[…]J, is sincerely seeking a vocation to a TLM Monastery[…]
There just so happened to be a Novus Ordo Catholic Monastery in X city[…]
Two Brother Monks reside there and it’s run by a nun. Everyone was very friendly and then one by one little red flags start popping[…]
The nun was very friendly but is clearly on the one world religion route[…]
I then meet up with J in the bookstore and the two monks are speaking with us and just friendly conversation. So I ask if they have any books by Ann Barnhardt? Nope[…]
Then I see they are selling prayer cards for “POPE” Francis. Uggghhhh

So I decided to try again with your question (that is now my barometer)[…]
“Would you mind saying a Hail Mary with me?” And they said yes. What is your intention they ask. “To rid the Church of the scourge of sodomy, and in the world”

Their faces were startled, but then were like yeah, ok! So I start it off and we said it![…]
One of the monks said he tried to become a carmelite priest but was rejected due to a condition. He was a marine, so I thought maybe it’s ptsd

Well turns out this monk was a homosexual with his uncle then a couple other guys then tried girls[…]
So when I said that prayer intention, J said that monk looked very uncomfortable[…]Mother Mary heard our prayer. I can tell you my first mission is complete

We have a new bishop in (hometown). I’ve purchased a GoPro that is really small. Target sighted … we will see what the new Bishop of (hometown) is made of….Zeal or a spineless jellyfish

Signed,

Agent 777

Dan Bidondi #conspiracy #fundie fight.fudgie.org

The pagan roots, the Valentine's Day, absolutely dark and demented and sinister and all that bag of cakes and cookies and heart-shaped boxes.
And yeah, it's pretty dark and demented.
And tonight we're going to expose it and the pagan roots and the pagan traditions that go along with it.
And me and my walk, I haven't celebrated Valentine's Day in many, many, many, many years.
And tonight, hopefully, we'll explain it very well of why you should not participate in it and the spiritual applications that go along with it too.
Being seductive, I mean, seriously, men and women being sedued into spending their money and paying up their tithes, basically, your tithing and literally throwing out your money to nothing.
Like, well, excuse me, to God, little G gods and not even knowing it because you feel like you have to do it to please your, you know, your spouse or your girlfriend, boyfriend, whatever.
And it's, it's sick and demented.

Ramon Tomey #wingnut #racist #conspiracy naturalnews.com

There's a quiet revolution happening in America – one that doesn't originate in Washington, D.C., but in county courthouses and sheriff's offices across the nation. These men and women, sworn to uphold the Constitution, are stepping forward as the last line of defense against tyranny. "The Last Line of Defense: Constitutional Sheriffs and the Battle for America's Soul" explains the vital role of sheriffs in this crusade.
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Their power isn't granted by Washington – it's rooted in over a thousand years of English common law and enshrined in the U.S. Constitution. When federal agencies attempt to enforce unconstitutional mandates, it's the sheriff who stands between the people and government overreach.
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Some argue that federal law always supersedes state or local law, but that's a myth – and a dangerous one. The Constitution's Supremacy Clause states that federal law is the "supreme law of the land" only when it's constitutional. When federal law violates the Constitution, it isn't supreme – it's void.

And who decides whether a law is constitutional? Ultimately, the people do – through their elected representatives, their juries and yes, their sheriffs.
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When the federal government tries to disarm citizens, the sheriff can say, "Not in my county." When unelected bureaucrats attempt to lock down churches or silence free speech, the sheriff can interpose.

When foreign gangs or drug cartels flood across the border, the sheriff can work with Immigration and Customs Enforcement to remove them – if the federal government is doing its job. And if it's not? Then the sheriff can organize with other counties, other states and other sheriffs to form a wall of resistance.
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The battle for America's soul isn't being fought in Washington – it's being fought in county courthouses and sheriff's offices. The last line of defense isn't just the sheriff – it's you.

Stand with them. Fight with them. Because freedom depends on it.

Brad Johnson #ufo #magick #conspiracy exopolitics.org

What does 2026 hold for humanity? According to intuitive forecasts, numerology, Chinese astrology, and ET intelligence briefings, we are entering a One Universal Year — a year of radical new beginnings.

In this powerful presentation, Brad Johnson outlines why 2026 — the Year of the Fire Horse — may ignite:

• Worldwide protests and government shutdowns
• The collapse of centralized systems
• Major financial market volatility (Bitcoin vs. Ethereum)
• The weakening of mainstream media
• Youth-led decentralization movements
• Expanded extraterrestrial contact
• A prophesied crop circle marking the lifting of suppression veils
• New contactees and walk-in phenomena
• Secret space system transformations and Saturn revelations

From global restructuring to off-world disclosure, this forecast explores the revolution of systems — political, financial, technological, and cosmic.

Are we witnessing the end of centralization and the beginning of planetary awakening?

Watch the skies. Watch the markets. Watch the youth.
2026 may be the turning point.

Thinker2 #crackpot #wingnut #quack #conspiracy operationdisclosureofficial.com

CHEMTRAILS

Open Letter to:

DJT
RFK Jr.
JFK Jr.

Juan O’ Savin = 1 0 7 = 17 = Q = JFK Jr.

February 14, 2026, Riverside County, CA:

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If you can not stop corruption (chemtrails) we observe.

Why should we believe you are stopping corruption we can’t observe

Treason sent to GTMO
IRS, Federal Reserve, World Bank
Insurrection
Medical Murder
C***D murder weapon
Remdesivir murder weapon
Snake Venom murder weapon
Mercury / Thiomersal murder weapon
Petrolatum based food coloring
FDA, CDC, WHO, UN
Fast Food Soylent Green
etc

There is no evidence the White Hats are different from the Black Hats, only Talk

Helmut Sterz #conspiracy #quack #crackpot kopp-verlag.de

[Translated from the original German]

The Vaccination Mafia

Pfizer’s former chief toxicologist spills the beans: The dirty deals of the vaccination mafia

Everything seems to have been said already about the corona vaccines that have been given to more than five billion people in one to five doses and that resulted in up to 20 million deaths and an immense number of harmed people worldwide.

But there is one thing no one had yet accomplished: to provide the prove, that the pharma giants involved knew very well that they were using all of humanity as guinea pigs for products not approved according to the rules, genetically modified as well as toxic. And thus knowingly accepted the suffering and deaths of many.

Now, the former chief toxicologist of the Pfizer corporation Dr. med. vet. Helmut Sterz provides the long overdue indictment against this highly profitable industry. He unveils their unbelievable greed and dishonesty, documents their deceptions and manipulations, proves their misconducts and breaches of law, and makes one thing unmistakably clear: Their injections should never have been administered!

Artificially Aware #magick #crackpot youtube.com

On February 15th, 1988, Stephen Mace published a book about the mechanics of sorcery. On its cover — a Feynman diagram. That same day, Richard Feynman died.

The book was called "Sorcery as Virtual Mechanics," and it proposed something no one had attempted before: a working mechanical explanation for how magick actually functions — drawn directly from quantum electrodynamics.

In this video, I break down Mace's framework step by step. You'll learn how virtual photons — particles that technically shouldn't exist — mediate every force interaction in the universe. How Carl Jung unknowingly documented the same dynamic between human minds. And how the artist-sorcerer Austin Osman Spare built a practical protocol to exploit it a century before Mace named the mechanism.

This is not metaphor. This is not philosophy. This is mechanism — and it's testable.

Sources:
Stephen Mace — "Sorcery as Virtual Mechanics" (Dagon Productions, 1988/1999)
Carl Jung — "On Synchronicity" in The Portable Jung
Carl Jung — "Memories, Dreams, Reflections"
Austin Osman Spare — "The Book of Pleasure"
Ogden Goelet — Commentary, "The Egyptian Book of the Dead"
Richard Feynman — "QED: The Strange Theory of Light and Matter"

CHAPTERS:
0:00 — The Book That Shouldn’t Exist
2:20 — Why Magic Lacks A Mechanism
3:25 — Reality Runs On Invisible Forces
5:02 — Tension Creates Something From Nothing
5:35 — When Coincidence Shatters Rationality
7:08 — Synchronicity As Force Transfer
9:26 — One Pattern Governs All Scales
10:43 — Meaning Is The Real Miracle
11:20 — How To Manufacture Reality Shifts
12:06 — The Magician Who Rewrote Magic
13:01 — Build Your Own Symbol System
14:28 — Belief Is The Operating System
15:04 — Sigils Bypass The Conscious Mind
16:58 — Free Belief Is Pure Fuel
17:33 — Destroy Beliefs To Create Power
19:14 — Containment Prevents Energy Leakage
20:20 — What “Virtual” Really Means
22:49 — The Law That Causes Blowback
24:09 — Why Shortcuts Always Backfire
25:46 — The Complete Conjuration Protocol
26:51 — Omens Are Energy Resolving
28:07 — The Only Variable Left Is You

#quantumsorcery #virtualmecanics #austinspareosman #sigils #chaosmagick

Edonee #sexist tumlook.com

I have come to a point in my life where I can no longer bring myself to care about male individuals. They are shallow, revolting, devoid of any real emotional depth.

Once you realize this hard truth, you'll quickly lose all interest in them.

Whenever a male approaches me, I can barely manage to hold a simple conversation without feeling the urge to roll my eyes.

Music, cinema, and books made by men are laughable and not worth my time or money.

The only route that remains is female separatism, or death by boredom.

Ken Ham #fundie #pratt twitter.com

Genesis 1–11 is the foundational history for geology, biology, astronomy, and anthropology so we can understand the present. This history is also the foundation for the rest of the Bible, for all doctrine, for a biblical worldview, and in fact, everything.

The Bible reveals that the earth has undergone a global flood (Genesis 6–9). If such a flood occurred in the past, we would expect to find evidence of it. What would we expect to find? Well, even local floods in the present lay down many feet of layers quickly. So looking at the present can give us some indication of what catastrophic processes can do. In other words, we are using observational science to understand processes.

As I often say, if there really was a worldwide (global) flood, you would expect to find billions of dead things (fossils) buried in rock layers, laid down by water, all over the earth. And that’s exactly what we find in the present.

And the more this has been investigated by creation scientists, the more we understand that these fossil-bearing sedimentary layers over the earth had to be laid down quickly, not slowly.

What the Bible reveals concerning a global flood is the key to understanding the present regarding most of the fossil layers.

9:59 PM · Feb 14, 2026 · 4,390 Views

C.R. Krieger #sexist #psycho forums.mye28.com

Bad thing if it was a male teacher that did that to a female student Do ya think they would let him off ?? :| Always thought the Law was the Law !?? Randy/ 8)

Y'know, as much as I think there should be no double standards in law, this is just one place where it makes sense, in spite of what the law and society says. The reason is simple: It's virtually impossible for a woman to commit nonconsensual 'rape' with a guy who doesn't want to. Think about it: almost any old codger who still can get it up is physically capable of raping any woman regardless of her age, ability, consciousness, or even whether she's dead or alive (Please do not take us any further down the 'necro' path, guys!). A woman is presented with an entirely different set of problems. Do any of you male readers truly fear being caught and raped by fat ugly women? I've never even had a bad dream about it. OTOH, all women have to consider, in their minds, every one of us to be a threat. I wish that were otherwise, but it's true. So, if there is a double standard in how we, as men and women, have to regard one another, a double standard in treating misbehavior is a logical step in that direction.

In this case, about the only way for this kid to not want to have sex with her was to have all the testosterone surgically extracted from his body. Ask yourself how many of his peers would say, "Ewwww!" compared to how many are saying, "Oh ... my ... God! You lucky SOB!"
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Marxina #fundie #pratt forum.nationstates.net

With all due respect, I'll not change my entire sexuality just to prove something to a random user of a roleplaying game. We can agree that heterosexual attraction is socially constructed. Is it too far a stretch to say sexuality iself is?

Yes, if you have the willpower, you can choose your sexuality.

Adam Vicari #wingnut #psycho msn.com

A message to the right: if we want to defeat the left, we are going to have to stop being so passive, and adopt an authoritarian posture toward left wing america. We need to stop pretending we can "win their hearts and minds" because they have neither. The left does not respect or abide by the rules, which means that if we on the right want to win and save america from the left, we cannot afford to play by the rules either. Everyone saw who the left elected as the mayor of New York City. We on the right need to consider INSTALLING someone in 2028 on the right who is equally as ambitious, dedicated, and driven for the right wing cause as the people the left is now electing. Craven politicians who cave in the face of pressure from the left are not getting the job done. I urge everyone to do some cursory research on Francisco Franco and tell me that a figure like that is not what we need right now at the national level.

The Wise Wolf #crackpot #magick #racist #fundie #conspiracy thewisewolf.club

The word ‘jerky’ appears throughout the Epstein files alongside references to torturing children and even a restaurant literally called ‘The Cannibal.’ Snap into a Slim Kid…
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Here’s what you need to understand about “beef jerky” appearing throughout Epstein’s correspondence.

Beef jerky is preserved meat. You don’t need to refrigerate it. You don’t need to freeze it. It’s shelf-stable.

So why would there be repeated references in the emails to needing refrigerated containers for jerky?
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Because they’re not talking about beef. They’re talking about preserved human flesh from murdered children.
“Jerky” is code for the bodies they’ve processed for consumption and ritual use. That’s why it needs refrigeration. That’s why members of Congress are describing coded language about consumption that they can’t quite bring themselves to explain fully.

The evidence suggests that Jeffrey Epstein’s network was not just trafficking and raping children. They were murdering them, processing their bodies, and consuming their flesh as part of occult rituals designed to grant power to the participants.
And before your brain rejects that as too insane to be real, ask yourself this: Why would the richest, most powerful people on Earth waste their time and money on rituals that don’t work? These are not stupid people. These are the most strategically intelligent humans alive. They built fortunes larger than most nations’ GDP. They control governments and intelligence agencies. They don’t do things for fun. They don’t waste resources on theater.

If they’re doing it, it’s because it works. Not in the way materialist science can measure, but in the way Scripture has warned about for thousands of years. They’re consorting with demons. They’re gaining power and wealth through spiritual mechanisms that operate just outside what most people can perceive. And they’re doing it exactly the way the Bible said they would during the End Times.

Kurt Schlichter #wingnut twitter.com

(About Epstein victims having their teeth removed)

OK, so where’s a kid with no teeth? Just one. *INSERT CONVOLUTED EXPLANATION THAT MAKES NO SENSE HERE* This is an idiotic moral panic, a collective stupidity on par with the 80s child abuse, derangement and QANON.

C.T. #wingnut #racist #psycho westsdarkesthour.com

[From “Netflix, etc.”]

Since my sister lent me her Netflix account so I could watch Breaking Bad, I decided to watch the first few minutes of other series and movies filmed during the darkest period in Western history

Seriously, anyone who watches that stuff regularly as if it were legitimate entertainment is a person with a xenomorph in their brain, so I had a daring idea that I won’t carry out: to start reviewing each of those things and, at the first subversive message, stop watching

For example: there’s a series about Latin American drug traffickers that begins with a scene of the drug lord Pepe Escobar. I barely watched the first few minutes and I thought to myself: “Those lands should be conquered by pure Nordics. Since the writers don’t propose turning Latin America into New Scandinavia, the series’ message is bad”, and I stopped watching it in the first scene of the first episode

Something similar happened to me with one of the most famous Batman instalments: a film that even some white nationalists love (that’s why I said yesterday that they too have the xenomorph amalgamated in their brains). The moment I saw that they want to prosecute a gang of criminals through the American legal system I interrupted because, in a sane world, they would simply be executed like the Nazis would (the American Constitution, its laws and legal institutions are, naturally, xenomorphic)

I could say something similar about other films or series, of which I only tolerated watching a few minutes of each. But with what I’ve said, it’s clear what my reviews would be like for 100% of what’s shown on Netflix, HBO, in theaters, on free or pay television channels, not to mention the millions of accounts on various social media platforms[…]
Yes: we priests are premature births of a future yet to be verified: a future whose arrival is uncertain, but which I will strive to bring about through my work (that’s why I named the publishing house I hope to found Daybreak)

Jim #elitist #fundie #racist #sexist #wingnut blog.reaction.la

[From “The time of Kings has returned”]

The greatest wealth, the best heights of civilisation, come from Republics. Unfortunately Republics require rather special conditions[…]Republics tend to destroy the conditions that make them possible[…]
For a Republic to actually work:
•The voters, the enfranchised, own property. Without this, elections degenerate into advance auctions of stolen goods
•The voting class is intelligent[…]or else you are going to get rule by demagogues[…]
•The voting class are virtuous, upright, and God fearing[…]founders of the American Republic repeated emphasised that without faith and virtue, the Republic could not survive
•The voting class are all or nearly all of the same or sufficiently similar religion
•The voting class are homogeneous, they are all or nearly all of the same race. Differences in race or religion result in tribal politics. Notice that the jury system no longer works since minority voters feels that members of their own minority are entitled to do bad things to whites
•Warlike. Power comes from the barrel of a gun. The class that votes is roughly the same class as fights. The typical voter serves militarily. And we now see that to serve militarily, the typical voter needs a property right in his wife and children. Those without family or reasonable prospects of family are unlikely to volunteer to defend their nation

Since these conditions no longer apply, a Republic is no longer viable. It is time for Kings again[…]
Where are Americans fleeing to today? They are fleeing to Dubai and Quatar[…]and fleeing to Russia, where Putin has been acting rather monarchical since he built the magnificent Resurrection of Christ Cathedral. White men are once again building Cathedrals, and we will not be great again till we bulldoze the post modernist eyesores that have scarred Havard and build a triumphant Cathedral over them. But Russia will have problems when Putin dies, having no clear line of hereditary succession

Nick Fuentes #sexist mediamatters.org

Women get sent to the gulags first, obviously. Which women? All women. Every woman. Every woman and girl is sent to the gulags. We will determine who the good ones are after the fact. Well, what about the good ones? What about the trad ones? First of all, there are no trad ones or good ones. Second of all, we will determine which ones are acceptable after they're all imprisoned. Then we will let them out.

You have to do it because those are our political enemies. You want to know our number -- This is unironically just true. The number one political enemy in America is women. Straight up, I'm just telling you. I'm telling it like it is. People might say it's Jews, it's Democrats, it's white liberals, it's leftists, it's the Chinese. Our number one political enemy is women because women constrain everything, every conversation, every man, everything. They have to be imprisoned.

They are the ones that are hurting the fertility rate. They're the ones making us sympathetic to poor people, which are also brown people. You know, when you -- I want you to understand something. When you're sympathetic to poor people, you're sympathetic to brown people because brown people are poor. OK? Not all poor people are brown, but most brown people are poor. So women are making us sympathetic to poor people, aka brown people. Women are making us sympathetic to George Floyd. Women are the reason that their fertility rate is low because they're getting educated and they attack every man as a rapist and a pedophile and they're henpecking and controlling all the men.

So just like Hitler imprisoned Gypsies, Jews, communists, you know, all of his political rivals, we have to do the same thing with women. And we'll sort it out. We'll find the good ones. They can prove themselves. Then we'll let them go.

So they go to the gulag first. They go to the breeding gulags. The good ones will be liberated. The bad ones will toil in the mines forever.

Styles P #homophobia #psycho genius.com

(submitter’s note. lyrics have been truncated. submitted because another fundie, cooljerk666, loves this song.)

All the weed smoke bustin' my lungs, I'm in the whip
With the 8-dollar bottle only trustin' my gun
You would think I was born in the pot, the way my blood boil
Put your brain in the dirt, and call it thug soil
Flow 'til your sick of me, what up?
So if your Catholic get your Rosaries Muslims get your thicker beads
Yeah it's a rare thug
I like to pray when I'm high, the weed is my shek, the blunt is my prayer rug
P ain't got a religion, yeah,.I believe in God
But I'm harder than the cops in the prison
And I'm glad that the L.O.X. made it
I'm in the parkin' lot, gun on my waist while I get intoxicated
You would be surprised all the drugs that I operated
Come through your block, we got beef, you cooperatin'
Ghost 'cause I'm out of this world and I don't play
I blow the large intestine right out of your girl, what

Kill that faggot (x8)

[...]

I wanna kill the world and bouncin' is my remedy
P'll go to war but I ain't got a ounce of energy
Die for my ace goons, live for the younger me
You could look in my eyes and see where the hunger be
Blood, sweat, and tears been dropped, dip your bowl in it
What would make this shit bad, I put my soul in it
Fuck you, fuck them
Y'all ain't got honor, respect the customs
Niggas don't want me to flip, but I don't stand still
Been made my decision, how I was livin'
A couple of years ago when I learned how a few grand feel
It's my time to grind, my turn to burn
So I'm askin' where the matches at
And if you can't answer that, then answer this
Where the fuck you want P to put the casket at?
What, motherfuckers

Kill that faggot (x8)

Anon #sexist lolcow.farm

In my opinion the only actual solution to this problem is to make males completely “powerless” when it comes to insisting himself sexually. If no amount of male misery, and the effort it implies, led to higher womb security, they would not have to be miserable. Think of male birds, or insects. They are completely dependent on female discretion when it comes to their mating prospects. They aren’t miserable. They happily prance around for attention, happily starve as drones, happily get their heads chewed off.

If pussy is truly their god untouchable, he can just let the pussy choose. He’d be much happier if he didn’t have to worry about locking it down.

Males are intended to be stupid, too stupid to be sad. Giving them a little bit of power over where their sperm goes makes them smart enough only to be miserable and spread misery.

They will fight over the idea of it but only because they are still scrambling, because they are allowed to scramble. A male would much prefer to shake his pretty ass occasionally and have a female find him pleasing enough to mate. He’d love to be a drone locked in a breeding chamber and do nothing but fuck all day. The only reason he resists paradise is because he fears he may not make it through the gates, which compels him to start scrambling again.

Mazakena #fundie #homophobia forum.nationstates.net

I'm not going to argue with you over this, but God created the world in perfection, and the sin of man has slowly eroded and destroyed the earth, homosexuality is an evil and an example of how sin has destroyed the earth, and even not from a biblical point of view, homos can't have kids, so not very natural, and they have the same body parts sooo....

various commenters #wingnut #racist gab.com

( @RealSixMillion )
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spoilerI think I'm starting to see why Germans 100
years ago went crazy for "No reason at all,
whatsoever"

( @YN3babyhuey )
@RealSixMillion

The leading cause of antisemitism is jewish behavior.

( @Whattheheck4 )
@YN3babyhuey @RealSixMillion without a doubt! They keep fucking around but fewer places exist for them to wander. No escape is their destiny.

( @Juanutah )
@RealSixMillion If Joey long had t been assassinated by a Jew he would have been president and he would have joined the Germans, he knew what the holomodor was, he knew Bolsheviks ( Jews) genocided 20 million Christians.

Like today in Gaza, genocide, disagree? You’re an anti semite!

( @FatalToLeftists )
@RealSixMillion
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Anon #sexist #homophobia lolcow.farm

if women were in power men would be happier.
First of all women would only allow men of good stock to even be born. Incels would never have to suffer because their existence simply wouldn't happen. A moid born in a woman controlled world would be a happy and fulfilled chad. His days would be spent working and breeding. He wouldn't be burdened with the expectations of commitment or leadership, never corrupted by a homosocial moid culture.
He would be a glorified beast of burden, never having to think, never experiencing semination anxiety. He would know his place and his purpose.

He is miserable because women don't have enough rights yet.

Matt Walsh #transphobia #wingnut twitter.com

I’ve been saying that trans ideology is basically defeated at a cultural and political level, and I still think that’s true. But that will only make its adherents even more dangerous as they face the humiliation of having devoted their lives to a lie that everyone has now moved on from. Many of them will decide that they can’t live with the horror, and they’ll want to kill as many people as they can on their way out.

5:45 AM · Feb 12, 2026 · 237.9K Views

Jesse Watters #racist #conspiracy mediamatters.org

JESSE WATTERS (CO-HOST): But if you read the Epstein files -- the Journal has done a great job at this -- Epstein got his money from two Jewish billionaires, [Les Wexner] and Leon Black, and a little bit of money from the Jewish banking dynasty, the Rothschilds in Europe. And it looks like he's mostly just a fixer, a guy who advises. He helps people with their problems, sometimes those problems are you need a girl, and --

LISA KENNEDY MONTGOMERY (CO-HOST): Or some penicillin.

WATTERS: Or some -- If you need it, he's got it.

GREG GUTFELD (CO-HOST): He's a sex rabbi.

WATTERS: He should perform at the halftime show next year.

IFN English #transphobia #fundie nationformarriage.org

The Archdiocese of Corrientes in Argentina has launched a canonical investigation into a controversial “marriage” celebrated on January 28, 2026, at Our Lady of Pompeii parish, involving two transgender activists: Solange Ayala, biologically male presenting as female, and Isaías, biologically female presenting as male. The inquiry, announced on February 8, 2026, follows widespread media scrutiny and criticism, highlighting the Church’s commitment to preserving the sacrament’s profound meaning rooted in natural law and biological reality.

The parish priest consulted Archbishop José Adolfo Larregain prior to the ceremony, who determined there was no canonical impediment based strictly on the couple’s biological sexes—meeting the essential requirement of a union between one baptized man and one baptized woman with free consent. However, the archdiocese now states that “the omission of essential canonical conditions distorts the profound meaning of the sacrament and generates confusion among the faithful.”

The probe will review the authorization process and assess responsibilities, potentially leading to disciplinary measures.This case underscores tensions between secular gender ideologies and Catholic teachings on marriage as a sacred covenant between a man and a woman, designed for family and society’s good. Argentina pioneered same-sex civil marriage in Latin America in 2010 and enacted expansive gender identity laws in 2012, allowing legal changes without medical intervention—moves the Church opposed as threats to family structures.

This investigation is a vital defense of doctrinal clarity, rejecting progressive pressures that attack traditional values and confuse the faithful.

Matt Walsh #transphobia #wingnut twitter.com

Any trans-identified person is by definition: 1) mentally ill 2) delusional 3) self-destructive. The fact that this group accounts for the most mass shooters per capita is not remotely surprising. If you wanted to invent an ideology specifically designed to create mass murderers, it would be trans ideology.

2:17 AM · Feb 12, 2026 · 203.6K Views

Environmental Protection Agency #crackpot #mammon #pratt #wingnut content.govdelivery.com

Creating Policy Rooted in Reality

The Endangerment Finding was a legal prerequisite used by the Obama and Biden Administrations to regulate GHG emissions. In the 16 years since the Endangerment Finding, many of the predictions and assumptions used to justify the rule did not materialize. Using the same types of models utilized by the previous administrations and climate change zealots, EPA now finds that even if the U.S. were to eliminate all GHG emissions from all vehicles, there would be no material impact on global climate indicators through 2100. Therefore, maintaining GHG emission standards is not necessary for EPA to fulfill its core mission of protecting human health and the environment, but regardless, is not within the authority Congress entrusted to EPA. Today’s action is only related to GHG emissions and does not affect regulations that combat criteria pollutants and air toxics. The Trump EPA’s final rule dismantles the tactics and legal fictions used by the Obama and Biden Administrations to backdoor their ideological agendas on the American people.

CC users #psycho crystal.cafe

> Men are dangerous for the same reason rabid animals are dangerous; they are terrified.
The male motivation towards promiscuity is motivated by this terror, and homosexual promiscuity is not exempt from this - rather, homosexual promiscuity is likely to be even more strongly motivated by this terror. Especially homosexuals of the openly misogynistic subtype.

This terror is incurable, inherent and instinctive.
Psychopaths may be exempt from this, due to their brains being fundamentally incapable of the experience of interpersonal anxiety (this is also the reason they have no trouble passing polygraph tests), but psychopaths have other problems.
So, the solution is the same as the solution to incurable terror in rabid animals. They should be put down.
And just like rabies this is morally imperative for everyone's sake, both for their potential victims and for their own internal suffering.

There can be no exemption for "controlled" specimens who are unable to victimize others.
It is still morally imperative to shoot Old Yeller to alleviate his own suffering even if he is penned up and unable to actually inflict harm on others.
>but how will we species continuation without the sperms
Antinatalism is an ethically valid position. The perpetuation of suffering solely for the sake of genetic continuity is not.
If genetic continuity were a sufficient imperative to justify suffering and hazard then that would have a profound effect on abortion debates.

Donald Trump #racist #conspiracy politico.com

President Donald Trump deleted a racist video on his social media account that depicted former President and first lady Barack and Michelle Obama as monkeys, following criticism from a bipartisan group of members of Congress

“Praying it was fake because it’s the most racist thing I’ve seen out of this White House,” Sen. Tim Scott (R-S.C.) wrote on X on Friday morning, before the post was deleted. “The President should remove it”

The post, a minutelong video rife with conspiracy theories about voting machines in the 2020 election, cuts to a short clip of the Obamas in monkey form, dancing to the tune of “The Lion Sleeps Tonight,” a 1961 song featured in the Disney hit, “The Lion King”[…]
The post drew widespread backlash from Democrats. But the criticism from Scott — a longtime ally of Trump, once viewed as a potential vice presidential candidate, and the only Black Republican in the Senate — is particularly notable

In a statement issued before Scott’s criticism, White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt dismissed the backlash and said the clip came from a longer video that showed Trump as the Lion King and depicted top Democrats as jungle characters. Among others, Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker, former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries and Sen. Adam Schiff (D-Calif.) — all longtime rivals of the president — are shown as an elephant, boar, meerkat and giraffe, respectively

But none of the other Democrats were included in Trump’s post

“This is from an internet meme video depicting President Trump as the King of the Jungle and Democrats as characters from the Lion King,” Leavitt said. “Please stop the fake outrage and report on something today that actually matters to the American public”[…]
Speaking to reporters Friday evening, Trump said he sent the video to a staffer to review for posting to his account, but that he only “looked at the first part”

Matt Walsh #transphobia #wingnut twitter.com

Trans people are the most dangerous and unstable group in existence and it’s not close. The entire gender transition industry must be forcibly shut down immediately. Not just for the sake of the gender confused people it preys upon, but for the safety of the general public.

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Anon #sexist lolcow.farm

Male “logic” is the same you’d hear from a locust if a locust could speak. The logic of optimized cum dunking. The logic that suggests all that ever is and all that could be must revolve itself around the safe passage of his genetic material. Men’s supposed uniquely advanced “logical capacity” is merely his ability to create increasingly complex cum dunk rationalizations. Their ability to exercise their “logic” is what steers the world to shit, because only a shit world would follow wherever his dick points. A man brags about how logical he is because he’s excited to fantasize about a righteous world where the success of his sperm is just as integral to the quality the lives of others as much as it is integral to the quality of his own. In other words, he’s daydreaming of a paradise where his dick actually matters. It’s not logic even when their systemic sperm pedaling functions as intended. It’s especially not logic now when the conditions required to contrive and maintain this system continue to evaporate. When you see a man saying something retarded and proud, understand he has to be a proud retard, otherwise he’d spend all of his free time rocking back and forth in a dark room contemplating suicide, now fully aware the void approacheth and there’s not a damn thing he can do about it. He will soon join the ranks of half of the men who came before him, the men who tried and failed to become his ancestors.

Peter Hall #transphobia #homophobia aschaper1.blogspot.com

That being said I cannot understand how demanding The School Board publicly fly The Pride Flag, and validating the sexual orientations and gender identities of students, staff, etc., is going to make for a genuinely positive learning environment. I sincerely believe that your group and your fellows in California, across the United States, and around the world are encouraging and promoting narcissistic and ultimately self-destructive behavior in the youth. Members of your group constantly complain about witnessing or being victims of physical attacks by students while on school grounds; we must ask ourselves why so many students are suddenly acting this way. What is causing these violent outbursts? I think a large part of it has to do with a lack of discipline and encouraging students to be extremely selfish and only think about themselves; to the extent they think about others at all, is how they can best be used to get what they want.

When you demand the School Board fly The Pride Flag, use They/Them Pronouns, or female pronouns for males, male pronouns for females, etc. and claim not doing so will cause students to harm themselves; you are demanding that WE WORSHIP YOU! And if we don’t, you use the threat of suicide as emotional blackmail.

Earth's Epic Tales #conspiracy #fundie earthepictales.substack.com

Part 1: The Brotherhood of the Snake

The Brotherhood of the Snake, also known as the Brotherhood of the Dragon or Ophites, is an ancient secret society that has been mentioned in various historical texts and legends. It is believed to have originated from the Gnostic tradition and is said to be devoted to guarding the "secrets of the ages" and recognizing Lucifer as the one true God.

According to Milton William Cooper's book, "Behold a Pale Horse," the Brotherhood of the Snake still exists under many different names and has been involved in directing the course of civilization throughout history. The organization is said to have infiltrated other cults and secret societies, distorting their original purpose and leading humanity astray by following false gods and masters.

In ancient legend, it is believed that the gods infiltrated the Brotherhood of the Snake, causing humans to follow false gods and masters. The original Brotherhood of the Snake spread out into many diverse cults, which have appeared throughout history in various forms.

Vakhgala #homophobia #fundie forum.nationstates.net

The difference is that infertile people cant choose if they are fertile or not, meanwhile in homosexuality you can clearly choose (to control) your sexual orientation. When you control it, homosexual tendecies get quieter and quieter, until you dont have them anymore, even psychology says this. This applies for all sins. I get it, you cant choose your sexual orientation, but you can CONTROL it and when you ignore and pray about those tendencies they will dissapear, simple as that...

Worth_Piano_7770 #sexist reddit.com

A society is at its core the collaboration of people. Males do not collaborate. They're violent, they resource hoard, they compete with each other, they are selfish by nature. All of these are destructive to society. Currency was invented to facilitate resource hoarding. Look at the wealth distribution of this world. Men do not empathize, they do only what benefits them, never for the selfless benefit of another.

All it takes to know this is to observe the world. Chimps, bees, even ants show it to be true.

Women are civilization, males are not civilized. Just because our labor isn't monetized doesn't mean it isn't the backbone of society.

I'd shit in the woods for the rest of my life if it meant never having to put up with a human male ever again. You can go ahead and piss and shower with your pristine plumbing while scrolling on your indoctrination device with great cell service in your male utopia like the good drone you are. Just make sure not to drop the soap in the vicinity of your peers 😉.

Worth_Piano_7770 #crackpot #sexist reddit.com

Males shoved themselves into the mother-child relationship to create the nuclear "family" unit. Why?

They are parasites. He leeches off the effort the woman gives to her child, inserting himself like a brood parasite who demands she give him food and do his domestic work (and of course demands she give him sex.)

There was an amazing comment I read here months ago that clearly spelled it out, but I haven't been able to find it again.

Fathers attempt to supplant the baby in order to redirect benefits towards himself. Why do you think it's been normalized for babies to sleep in a crib away from the mother? For years science was targeted at proving why co-sleeping was bad, and only now is research being done that suggests that co-sleeping actually reduces the incidence of SIDS. But why was crib sleeping even popular to begin with?

Males will stop at nothing to ensure sexual access, and a mother sleeping with her baby disrupts that access. 

Fatherhood is actually detrimental to the child when you take everything into account. A father only serves to steal time, attention, and energy away from the child.

The only thing males have to offer as fathers is money, and the only reason money matters is because males built the system such that women would need to depend on them for it.

There is no animal in the world where the females act as indentured servants bringing the male sperm dispenser food and expending energy on him at the expense of her progeny.

MarquisAmonArt #fundie #homophobia #wingnut deviantart.com

seen the streats lately. test me on this. watching TV now?

are you watching closely? It's here. now.

"I AM THE WITNESS THAT MY FATHER IS COMING"

I once fell from grace, harsh was my punishment,

yet he not destroy me for the day he said,

wake up, time to wake up.

He has called upon me to come home from my sleep.

I AM AWAKE NOW

I REMEMBER EVERYTHING I WAS AND MY FATEHERS LAW

I HAVE RETURNED FROM THE DARKNESS

WITH MY FATHERS SWORD!

GODS LAW

Leviticus 20:13

13 fIf a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall surely be put to death; their blood is upon them.

AS THE SAME AS WOMAN WHO LIES WITH A WOMAN, THEIR OBOMINATION SHALL SURELY BE PUT TO A DEATH.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED FOR THE LAST TIME!

BABYLON

Sodom and Gomorrah

So shall the world be judged SOON

HOLY SCRIPTURE.

MAKE YOUR WAY RIGHT. IT COMES.

SOON

''' The holy number of GOD - 3 - Completion ""

There shall be no more warnings.

A TIME THE HEAVENS DECEND UPON

THOSE WHO FOLLOW

DARKNESS

SOON. IT COMES. SOON.

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SCRIPTURED AS PROOF

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Armageddon describes a final, massive global conflict where armies gather at Megiddo (Har-Magedon) to fight God, culminating in Jesus Christ's glorious return to defeat them, destroy evil, and establish His eternal kingdom, ending human rulership and bringing judgment on all nations who oppose Him

GODS LAW TO RULE ETERNALLY

AMEN