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Jesse James #fundie normalbobsmith.com

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Thats a promise from JESUS if you are ever saved and go to heaven, you will never know or remember the ones you loved. JESUS said he will wipe all tears from our eyes and they will be no more saddness only peace and paradise. You see if we remembered our loved ones we could not be happy even in paradise, so JESUS takes that away from our rememberance.

Mitchel Stanton #fundie normalbobsmith.com

Subject: I'm NOT letting this go!

I've recruited my "hacker" friend for this and we REALLY are going to find out exactly who created those magnets (you!) When we figure out who's involved, we will do background searches and eventually find out the location of your private residence.

Do you think I was kidding in my initial e-mail? You are not dealing with tolerant people here. If you would like to see just how intolerant we are, you keep on selling your sac-religious paraphernalia...

Believe me: you are fucked! You know why? Because we have the free time to dismember you and all your Atheist (and/or Kike) friends. And if we are eternally punished for this, so be it.

George Bush is going deeper into to Hell than we ever could. There is a man who thinks he's doing God's work... and he's really just an Israeli puppet!

My advice to you is to feel nauseous for your useless life, because it may end sooner than you wish (probably NOT as soon as WE wish, but let's See how our "people search" goes!)

I hope the profit you made on your fucky little magnets can afford you a plane ticket far from your home. (It already gets you a ticket to fucking hell)

I just wanted to let you know that your "Dress-up Mel" and "Dress-up Jesus" pages popped up unexpectedly on my home computer, otherwise I wouldn't have known about them. This is why I will spend all the money all can muster to leave my unforgettable mark on your life. And after that, on others like you...

I really hope you are taking us as serious as we are taking you.

Delvadog #fundie normalbobsmith.com

Subject: For your "normal bob smith" complaint page

Dear Bob,
I was checking out the pictures of you on your website, and I've decided that you're even worse than Satan...you're an insufferably stupid little bitch.

I hope you die of SARS, and someone lays you in a coffin jam packed with shit and shoves it high up a dead hippo's ass.

Love and peace,
A Christian