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I'm guessing you might be referring back to Darwins theory about humans evolving from ape. Ok How could this be true? If it happened over a long period of time how could it not die or sumthin? Reasons or questions:1.Another thing why is their apes still around? 2.Why didn't all of them evolve? 3.Did me and you evolve from apes? No! 4.Why do sum woman have children if they are just waiting for more people to evolve? 5. If you were mid-man mid-ape what would happen to your eyes and other organs? 6.If you were evolving from ape what would you eat? 7.How would you survive? 8.If your were mid-man mid-ape how would you reproduce? 9.If you were evloving how would man learin language? 10. If apes had a certain lifespan and humans have a certain lifespan How long would it take before they died before completely evolving? 11. There are many different kinds of people today (Chinese,African American,Filipino,Laocian etc.) How did these skin colors and such come to be if we evolved? 12. How would we have different skin colors and eye colors and hair colors if we evolved? 13. Who would we evolve form apes? Why not elephants or some other animal? 14. How come humans aren't evolving still today? 15.Did apes all over evolve? In different countries?

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old comment by Mr Smith

No point by point rebuttal?
Here goes... 1) We share a common ancestor. Apes are like distant cousins to us. 2) They did. From a common ancestor. Keep up. 3) No we didn't. We ( and this is for the hard of thinking ) evolved from a common ancestor 4) It is a natural instinct to propagate our species. No species will evolve unless it reproduces. 5) Not much. It's minor changes over time. Body hair didn't dissapear overnight. 6) Humans and apes are both omnivores, which lends strength to the theory ( sing along if you know the words ) that we evolved from a common ancestor 7) The same way we always have. Get enough to eat, avoid being eaten, have children. 8) By having sex with another mid-ape mid-man. The whole population would evolve side-by-side, because... We evolved from a common ancestor 9) Language and communication was yet another utility that evolved. While communication is evident in other species, no other animal has advanced it as much as we have. On the other hand, we can't see in infra-red. It's all swings and roundabouts. 10) Evolution is the change in geonomes over time. Assuming that some of the species survive to child bearing age, the species will continue. 11) Minor speciation. See Chaffinches. 12) Different eye colour, skin colour and hair colour are regularly seen in other species. Different hair and skin and eyes help other humans detect a viable mate. 13) That was a good possibility. However, civilisation as we know it requires binocular vision, good memory, abstract though, communication, and a prehinsile appendage. Elephants make good candidates, but we got there first. 14) We are. Genetic drift still happens. 15) No, our common ancestor was isolated into groups and then specialised to adapt to thier envrionment. Phew!

old comment by Swedish Pagan

English, learn some, please!

Apes and humas have the same ancestor, that's it.
1. Whose ape? Do you mean "there", not "their"? Then say so, please!
2. All of us are evolving, all the time.
3. No, we evolved from an ape- and human-like creature.
4. What is a "sum woman"? Species evolve through having children , dumbass.
5. The eyes and other organ will also be mid-man mid-ape, of course.
6. As both we and apes are omnivores this would not be a problem.
7. How do YOU survive?
8. Having sex with other mid-man mid-apes, of course.
9. How do YOU learn language? Oh, wait, you don't.
10. They would live till they died, just as every other individual on earth.
11. The ones living in near-sun region prospered if they had darker skin, the ones with to light skin died before they reproduced.
12. It's just 'cause we are evolving that we do have different skin, eye and hair colours.
According to you God created us in his image. He must be one hell of a chameleon if we are all in his image.

Phew, do the questions never stop?

13. Who? What do you mean? Do you mean How? Same set of letters do not equal same meaning, dumbass. We all evolve from the same single cell amoeba, so even elephants are (VERY) distant cousins.
14. We ARE still evolving, dumbass.
15. Yes, every ape species are evolving, everywhere.

My, my. So many questions, so little sense!

old comment by frenchstudent

1.Another thing why is their apes still around?

they did not all evolve in the same direction

2.Why didn't all of them evolve?

Because they were not all subject to the same conditions.

3.Did me and you evolve from apes? No!

No, but you, me and apes evolved from a common ancestor

4.Why do sum woman have children if they are just waiting for more people to evolve?

evolution works through women having kids

5. If you were mid-man mid-ape what would happen to your eyes and other organs?

Ever seen a GGI transition? in any movie where there is a werewolf transformation, for example? Not one where the werewolf springs through the skin of the human and vice-versa, but one with a real transformation?

Well, imagine that, but with each image being an image of the great-great-grandson of the man on the picture before.

6.If you were evolving from ape what would you eat?

Apes are omnivorous. So are we. What is your point?

7.How would you survive?

Why would you not?

8.If your were mid-man mid-ape how would you reproduce?

With the other "mid-man mid-apes" around you. Evolution is a matter af tribes, at the very least. Not a matter of individuals.

9.If you were evloving how would man learin language?

Most animals have communication of some sort. Most mammals have sound-based communication. Some great apes can even be taught a limited for of sign-language. We humans started making more complex sounds to convey more complex ideas. This led to the apparition of more complex speech organs, and so on until we have our current languages.

10. If apes had a certain lifespan and humans have a certain lifespan How long would it take before they died before completely evolving?

Something in the middle, I guess. On the other hand, an ape in a good environment and a bronze age man have lifespans that are much closer than you would think. You owe more than half your life expectancy to modern medicine, not to your genes.

11. There are many different kinds of people today (Chinese,African American,Filipino,Laocian etc.) How did these skin colors and such come to be if we evolved?

Mankind evolved in a given place, then spread to different places with different conditions. These conditions made us evolve in different kinds just as our selective breeding allows us to have many kind of dogs. Melanin, for example, allows for a better sun resistance by darkening the skin (put a black man and a carrot top in the sun, see who crumbles first)and therefore, most sunny countries' populations ended being black.

Now we are starting to reverse that trend, because the populations are getting less and less genetically isolated (more metisses bezcause it's getting easier to travel)

12. How would we have different skin colors and eye colors and hair colors if we evolved?

Well, apes have different hair colors and eyes colors too, do they not?

13. Who would we evolve form apes? Why not elephants or some other animal?

They too evolved from other kinds. Your question is akin to saying "why did I have to turn left to get to wall-mart? why did I not have to turn right?

14. How come humans aren't evolving still today?

They are. Remember the CGI transformation? It's very, very slow, so we don't see it happening. Don't go hoping for optical blasts, it does not work that way outside of marvelverse.

15.Did apes all over evolve? In different countries?

Actually the first human population probably appeared in Africa, and then spread around the globe

old comment by meh

despite my laziness and the fact people who possess a far greater amount of intellect have already answered I shall give it a whirl anyway:
1. We ARE apes. That whole sharing a common ancestor thing.
2.They are (evolving)??? Natural selection will do that to you. Also sharing common ancestor!!
3.Sigh, Isn't it you and I?? Also common fucking ancestor. I'd suggest you google but suspect the capability is beyond your feeble intelligence.
4. Survival through reproduction is a great way to ensure that a species survives.
5. They would be the eyes and organs of a mid-man-mid-ape creature. I mean really? The stupidity astounds me
6. Food? We're omnivores, still are.
7. By eating, avoiding predators ect.
8. By reproducing with the same animal. Really you're descending into stuff you should have learnt in biology class.
9. Apparently (even with the ever-evolving language we use) you still are unable to grasp that concept. Look at a Shakespeare play and tell me language doesn't evolve, loser.
10. We are still evolving. Seriously read a textbook. If you can...*snickers*
11.Melanin, I rest my case. There is another cause for the evolution of skin pigmentation but like I said I am lazy.
12. Umm, read above answer.
13. Again, do you speak English? To answer your ignorant question, COMMON ANCESTOR.
14. We are, idiot. Look up different allergies.
15. Umm, I'm assuming so. Geez, go back to school.

“How could this be true?”
Argument from incredulity? can’t believe you use that…

“If it happened over a long period of time how could it not die or sumthin?”
Um, what? Some did die, that’s what natural seletion is. The fittest ones didn’t.

"Another thing why is their apes still around?”
We are apes. As long as humans are around, apes are around. Ask a better question.

“Why didn't all of them evolve?”
They all did. Just not in the same direction. Different gene pools split off.

"Did me and you evolve from apes? No!”
You and I are apes, descended of apes, and we have mutations in each of our genetics. So, we evolved from apes in one generation.

"Why do sum woman have children if they are just waiting for more people to evolve?”
Ask a non-nonsense question.

“If you were mid-man mid-ape what would happen to your eyes and other organs?”
Just gonna stamp this ‘evolution doesn’t work that way.’

"If you were evolving from ape what would you eat?”
Starbucks, obviously.

“How would you survive?”
By being the fittest.

“If your were mid-man mid-ape how would you reproduce?”
Just gonna stamp this ‘evolution doesn’t work that way.’

"If you were evloving how would man learin language?”
Berlitz.

“If apes had a certain lifespan and humans have a certain lifespan How long would it take before they died before completely evolving?”
Just gonna stamp this ‘evolution doesn’t work that way.’

“There are many different kinds of people today (Chinese,African American,Filipino,Laocian etc.) How did these skin colors and such come to be if we evolved?”
From isolation and adaptation.

“Who would we evolve form apes?”
because that’s where we started.

“Why not elephants or some other animal?”
No thumbs.

“How come humans aren't evolving still today?”
They are.

“Did apes all over evolve? In different countries?”
Yep. orangutangs, gorillas, chimps, Sasquatch, bonobos, and man.