Tina Garrison #wingnut

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As the New Year is rung in around the globe, we are sharing some predictions for 2024. Let’s hope we don’t crack the crystal ball.

TINA’S PREDICTIONS FOR 2024:

1. Biden won’t cross the finish line in the 2024 election. He’s a dead weight. He’s dragging the Democrats down and Obama is not pleased. Look for a new, fresh face to pop up unexpectedly in the Democrat primary and it won’t be Moochelle or Gavin Nuisance.

2. Will House Republican Speaker Johnson impeach Biden? I doubt it. We may get a sternly worded tweet or a finger wag instead. Remember Johnson was supposed to release the Jan 6th footage—all of it. That didn’t happen.

3. The Deep State lapdogs—Fake News—will become increasingly shrill. Watch them take gaslighting to levels never seen before as their hopes for Biden and Marxism begins crumbling around them.

4. Taylor Swift and her Vaccine Poster Boy will break up. Fans of the Kansas City Chiefs will breathe a sigh of relief.

5. Elon Musk will land on Mars and rename it Planet X.

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6. Twump-senpai will finally notice me, UWU!!1

somewhat surprised about point 5. Is she actually one of the rarer trumpists who simp for musk?

1. I wouldn't exactly mind someone else taking the reins, so long as they were competent. Also, I doubt it would, but it would be nice to hear some other complaints about Hunter Biden and/or his laptop.

2. I imagine they'd try, sure. They don't seem to care about any sort of proof of wrong doings, so I can see them going for it.

3. I'm not sure how much shriller than the various MAGA types you could actually get.

4. I'd sorta agree with the first half if only because, after a quick search, this is big relationship number 13. I'd not like, place it firmly within the year, but I'd guess the woman who constantly laments and sings about her relationship issues might have issues with lasting relationships. As far as the 49ers fans, hasn't Swift only helped the teams attention and viewership?

5. Musk himself? Very little chance. Even if he did, who would care what one guy decided to call it? No one would call it anything but Mars (or whatever they call it in theor language if different.)

5. Elon Musk will land a VR AI robot on Mars and rename it Planet Elon.

6. MAGAs will state that the election’s legitimacy will depend on how Trump does. If he loses, it was RIGGED AND STOLEN! Just like in 2020!

"Tina's prediction #2" isn't even a prediction. It's a question followed by a guess of an answer. If you're gonna say you're making a number of predictions, at least make them all be predicting something!

1: I wish she was right. Yet If she was that would doom Trump. Really Republicans best chance of winning is against Biden. Trump may be able to beat Biden, and any other republican would destroy Biden. Most democrats would destroy Trump, they simply need to be likeable and be able to hold their own.

It Obama truly was the mastermind of the Democratic party Biden would already be replaced. The fact that he isn't shows Biden doesn't have that type of power.

2: Johnson will if they can. Even if they find no crimes they would. The question is how long their investigation will be and if republicans even still control the house before it's done. Really I don't think they can conclude their investigation in under a year, as there is no evidence Biden did nothing wrong.

3: What she calls the deep state we call the establishment. Only there is nothing "deep" about the establishment. And they are more then happy to use the kid gloves with Trump.

4: Okay.

5: At Least she tries to have a sense of humor. Can't be easy when Ben is her husband.

@Malingspann #186532

STOLLEN. Trump spells in with two Ls.

I'd be willing to call Mars "Planet X" if Musk agreed to stay there.

@Sasha #186546
Would he have to agree? We could just not give him the instructions for a return…

Or, first time he has a technical problem, “Houston, the water recycler isn’t working.”
“Yeah, well, you didn’t pay the maintenance contractors, so…”

@Tilver #186529

Right wing nuts are angry at Taylor Swift because she’s been using her concerts to tell people to vote. Right wingers hate more people voting, because they tend to lose when a lot of people vote.

I hope you don’t given advices on how to invest on stock markets.

#3 is reverse-reality disinformation.

#4 says more about your radicalization in anti-vaccination conspiracy theories than about anyone else.

#5 he could name it how he wants, it doesn't appropriate or rename the planet.

Last year:

1- I predicted that Nina Kosaka would join VShojo. Thus:

2- I predict that - sometime after her graduation from Nijisanji on 19th January - Pomu Rainpuff will do the same this year

3- This year, Team GB will do well in the 2024 Paris Olympics

4- Along with the to date still syndicated “Doonesbury” artist Garry Trudeau, I will be well

5- ?????

6- But you won’t be, as your lesser half Ben Garriscum continues to have brain cancer

Along with the bookies refusing to take bets on Sir Keir Starmer’s Labour Party winning the election this year, the odds on any of yours coming to pass are just as unlikely, Tin(y Brain) Garriscum.